holy $hit boys, I almost failed
i know its late, but this sinking ship hasnt sailed
the holiday is here, but lets not forget,
the real reason for the season, is accruing more debt
piles O' presents, video games, RC cars and trucks.
judge me if you want, I dont give a f**k.
life is too short to worry about all that petty crap
so have a good time, plus, there meds for the clap
I mean, Hefes been there, hes a pro, from experience I speak.
the rashes he has, make ebola look weak.
Krandall might giggle all innocently, but dont let him out of your sight.
for if you dont watch your drink, it might be a long night.
Mad Dog, oh Mad Dog, what can we say about that ginger with flair?
Saw the picture with hefe, so much jealousy, I just cant help but stare.
Warren was here, then he left, came back, then vanished again
that guy's like herpes, you know he'll show up eventually, but WHEN?
Magz comes around with his keyboard, but only uses two letters maybe 3....
the "H" and the "I" will invetably soon be followed by the "V"
Preddy only comes around, if his bowels have to release
mofo still doesnt wash his hands, its not hard, I'm begging you, PLEASE!
Funyun pops in like a mole, always making you wonder.
How he got someone to marry him, that poor girl made a huge blunder.
ME? well gotta do what I gotta do, so what can I say...?
a dollars a dollar gotta hustle the truck stop every day....
soon it will be the new year, leavin '16 in the dust
what I thought was grease in hefe's beard is becoming a crust
Was it a good one? many would say it wasnt the best.
lost so many cool people, and we have a deranged cheetoh for prez...
"theyre coming for our guns!" the paranoid people say
and there's a war on Jesus and Xmas, we're in the end days!
Gay people getting married, and people smoking weed!
wait, a giant museum shaped like Noah's Ark is exactly what we need!
Its amazing to me how we worry about things that dont affect us, such passive nonsense.
but if someone disagrees with our flavor of BS, we get completely incensed...
Well, I say guess what girlies, $hit happens, move on, and its never THAT bad.
But then I remembered.... uhhh wait, what? RANDYS A DAD?!
how the f**k does that happen? youd think theres a law.
that shouldnt be possible, those genes are so flawed.
so lets drink a toast to this future young human.
it just makes me grin to know its not Hefe's, you know that hes fumin'.
I await the day he comes home, and says "daddy, I wanna play soccer, can you sign me up?"
Peels will just sit back with a smile, and wink.... Randy, you'd better say YUP!
This year, I look forward to more motorcycle trips, and flagrant abuse.
my resolution is to stop struggling against the inevitable, because whats the use?
I'll just be sitting here in my flyover state all alone, kicking dirt.
Ive come to terms with it, so bring me your insults suckas, cuz it doesnt hurt. (not always lol)
Hope your 2017 is fantastic, and all of your wildest dreams come true.
merry Xmas you miscreants!
