twas the middle of spring, two-thousand and seven.
wed had a new baby, think maybe it was half past eleven.
Id just bought a 660 raptor, a splendid ole turd.
at that moment, coughing and crying is all that I heard.
it had been tough winter, working 60 hours a week,
wife and 2 kids all sick, me, getting no sleep.
so I made up a bottle for that 5 month old brat
went to the computer desk where i always sat.
I then began surfing, for parts and some oil.
completely ignoring the diaper that was soiled.
when...what do my wandering eyes should appear,
but a website for Raptor owners, <cracks open a beer>
before I was done, I had bought intake, new grips, a pipe and some jets.
my wife always checks the bank account, lets hope she forgets.
And So it went on that way i stayed for nearly a year,
then a year later..everyone just up and f**king disappeared.
lonely, Im wandering aimlessly through pages and pages of blabber
just making myself feel sadder and sadder.
The whole week before I had been on my anniversary vacation
after awhile, there was a little "1"over by the PM notification
a pm from "krandall" whom I sorta knew from the forum
known for liberal smily use, and shameless postwhoring
what could this be? I thought, do I dare?
probably a picture of Brian and Mad Dog in crotchless underwear.
wait, its a website, oh well what could it hurt, so I click the link.
whoa. "what f**k just happened, is this p0rn?" I think.
I click the first post, and its a Rick ROll, the song of my people!
this site is like Church, dont ask about the steeple
took me all of five minutes, but i could instantly tell.
that most of these gentlemen would accompany me on my descent into hell.
for this website, did not just have quads OH MY MY MY.
there was bewbz, and the bam! thread, which I loved, still not sure why.
there was insults and racism and photos of mullets
i remember even seeing an ad for hollow point bullets.
dont forget meatspin, what a helluva sight!
round and round we go, baby we can go all night!
through all the arguments, and insults, and jokes about mothers
sometimes, i think, some of you guys could have been my brothers.
many friends did I make, very few became foes.
even learned quite a bit from some of these hoes.
after all these years, you know what I've learned?
I STILL check every link before clicking, lest I get burned.
Unless, like me, you love Rick Astley, or those girls and their cup....
because you know they're never gonna give you up.
