Nichole reminded me about this, then I wrote it at work while waiting for print files to generate. THen forgot I wrote it. FOund it on my desktop this morning
Cheers
A 3rd Raptorsource PoemTwas the night before xmas and all through the site,
Admins were lurking and looking at dolphin porn all damned night.
Trying to focus on his important job at hand, (
)
Krandall had forgotten the fact that for the whole day, Peels had been banned.
Then, From the back of the room we heard a loud shudder,
Out walks Preddy with a huge Vibrator and a big tub of butter.
"ANyone seen Troywcc?" he says with great joy,
"I brough him his two favorite things, where the hell is that boy?"
With all the commotion, up jumps magz from his tent.
"Damn you gringos know how to party, Im already f**King spent"
Then spartan came back, then he was gone, now he's back.
Spent the whole party unsatisfied, wishing Randy was black.
Walking in on this scene with excitement and thrill,
In strolls Tonto looking like the singer from Suicidal, and tossing $1 bills.
"WHo ordered the midget!?" said Mags like he'd just won some cash,
WHy....that's not just any midget, it's lady4fiddy with a really big rash.
"oh thank heavens, Ive been looking for you" said Colorado with zeal,
As he ran towards her all scrawny, looking like a creepier and Male Ally McBeal.
We heard a loud "crash" as someone opened the hall closet door.
Out rolls Segkast, with blood shot eyes, smothered in chee-tos, cryin "please MD, no more!"
Speaking of MD, wtf is up with that sonofabitch?
Probably still lost in the dunes or laying ass up in a ditch.
and... throughout all the chaos Where has 4gunz4x4z been?
been putting rufies in Natural's taters, hmmm, that explains how groggy I've been.
The whole night there's been this weird Adam guy limping all around camp.
Somebody stole his GOOD foot, it was Dorito, why....that little old scamp!
who the f**k is the old man in the corner, why it's Hefe you can tell by the Depends,
Betcha he's Hoping that this sexual deviance won't ends.
Phucker's just chillin, drinking vodka, sittin' on his broken ass bike,
Just waiting for hefe to pass out- IE: his opportunity to strike.
Why was funyun hiding in the trash can.... was he scared?
Don't be frightened funyun, your Rhino hating jew ass has been spared.
As the party winds down on Sunday, everyone's getting tired,
Well, everybody but me of course, you know I'm always wired.
This party may be over but raise your glass for another good rally next year,
But there's no way in hell I'm drinking preddy's shitty toilet water beer.
Happy Christma-kwaanz-ukkah Bitches!
