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Re: Kids say the damndest things....
« Reply #30 on: August 31, 2009, 09:41:57 AM »
yea.. let life kick him in the nuts.. like it did to all of us!

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Re: Kids say the damndest things....
« Reply #31 on: August 31, 2009, 11:20:53 AM »
yea.. let life kick him in the nuts.. like it did to all of us!

HTFU BOY!  :lol:
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Re: Kids say the damndest things....
« Reply #32 on: September 08, 2009, 11:50:26 PM »
Colin, my 2 year old got a new transformers t-shirt.

He asked me if I knew who was on it.

"Bumbewbee"

and........


"Octopus Pine" Daddy!

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Re: Kids say the damndest things....
« Reply #33 on: September 09, 2009, 03:30:15 AM »
When I was little, I had a heck of a time saying "hippopotamus".  I would say hippa-minna-potamus.
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Re: Kids say the damndest things....
« Reply #34 on: September 09, 2009, 01:00:05 PM »
Nikki's daughter Ariel (4) could not say "Four Wheeler"......

So one day we're in the local stealership and she excitedly announces in her loudest, earth shattering voice.....


"AARON, AARON, LOOK AT ALL THOSE WHORE WHEELERS!!"



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Re: Kids say the damndest things....
« Reply #35 on: September 09, 2009, 01:03:36 PM »
mwahaahaa

Good one.

Aidan was two I was carrying him through Target, the home decoration area. We walked past the aisle with clocks and picture frames.

in a similar earth shattering voice. "Daddy, look at the big "Cocks!"
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Re: Kids say the damndest things....
« Reply #36 on: December 18, 2009, 03:22:04 PM »
AIdan asked my wife yesterday if his Uncle (my bro) has to work. He works for Walmart. We told him probably, it is Xmas, and people are shopping. Aidan says "oh yeah, because xmas is cheaper at wal mart, I know because I saw on TV." :lol: " THey said so in their commercial" Be careful what you let your kids watch. like little sponges!
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Re: Kids say the damndest things....
« Reply #37 on: December 18, 2009, 03:25:29 PM »
awesome :lol:


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Re: Kids say the damndest things....
« Reply #38 on: February 07, 2010, 11:34:25 AM »
Ok sooooo yesterday the o'lady and I were knocking boots in our bathroom....and out of the blue we hear...

Baby come back, any kind of fool could see
There was something in everything about you
Baby come back, you can blame it all on me
I was wrong, and I just can't live without you


He had come up to the bathroom door and started singing the song. At first we were like oh shit and stayed quiet, but after he got to the line I was wrong... I busted out laughing. I don't think he knows what sex is or anything like that, but he does know that something is going on when we are talking about "dult stuff"..... His timing is impeccable.

Well there was this one time he got the kid down the street grounded for a month, because they were on boobs.com....bawhahahaha


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Re: Kids say the damndest things....
« Reply #39 on: February 07, 2010, 11:48:07 AM »
baby come back... :lol:
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Re: Kids say the damndest things....
« Reply #40 on: February 07, 2010, 06:01:40 PM »
...been stuck in my head all day...  :rofl:


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Re: Kids say the damndest things....
« Reply #41 on: February 09, 2010, 09:35:48 AM »
ERMAHGERD. That is pure awesome!


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Re: Kids say the damndest things....
« Reply #42 on: February 09, 2010, 02:59:44 PM »
If he starts singing "Ain't nothin' wrong....with a little bump and grind"

Momma might have a few words for you :lol:

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Re: Kids say the damndest things....
« Reply #43 on: February 10, 2010, 10:33:47 AM »
We were in the local sporting goods store the other day looking at the guns while my wife was shopping.  They had a 22 rifle that was pink.  My 4 year old daughter asked to hold it.  The salesman said that he had to hand it to someone who was 18 and they could hand it to a child.  I asked to hold it so she could hold it.  She tells the saleman that it was way to big for a grown up and it was ment for little girls.  Then she goes on to tell him "when i get bigger I'm going to get a pink gun and shoot the biggest deer"!  The man laughed and tried to explain how you had to shoot it, field dress it, hang it in the garage, and then cut the meat off the body.  She then explained to the salesman how daddy, mommy, and older brother Ethan go out and shoot all our deer in one day.  After we are done we all go out to eat at Olive Garden.  He looked at me and asked where we hunt.  I tried to lie to him and not give our secret spot location away.  Then my daughter gives the saleman directions which were sum what correct.  I handed the gun back and grabbed her and walked away.  Hope i dont see that idiot out there next year!

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Re: Kids say the damndest things....
« Reply #44 on: February 12, 2010, 08:08:35 AM »
...he said funyun


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