Kids say the damndest things....

[Krandall]

Heard this one from my little nephew this weekend.

So my wife watches one of her aunts kids she's just over a year old (name: Megan),
We had to watch her brothers 4 kids and little megan, one of her brothers kids is 2 and chit chatting quite a bit, So.. This 2 year old has heard us calling the little baby megan, but his little ears picked up something a bit different, comes in to the dining room just as everyone was getrting ready to eat, "Hi baby Naked"

He thinks her name is naked, and we can't tell him different.  

[Hefe]

[Peelz]

As Krandall knows, I am heading to MInnesota to visit friends for the weekend. Sort of a small family getaway. One of our ideas is to chill at a waterpark all day. Aidan, my 6 year old, was excited about it. So jokingly Nichole asks him: "what do you do if there are no waterparks in Minnesota?" He responds "Guess I will just have to blow up Minnesota"

atta-boy Aidan, atta-boy. Not even a 6year old likes your state Randy. 

[Krandall]

 

[Gunz]

My son and wife 2 minutes ago

Mack:"Mommy?"
Wife: "Yes"
Mack: "Do you know what grinds my gears?"  (personally I have never heard this saying, but I think it's money for a 7 year old)
Wife: "What?"
Mack: "That my butthole is so small and my poop is so big."
Wife: (Spits tea out of her nose)

 

My boy is such a comedian. Yeah he's the kid with the mohawk to the left. <--

[Gunz]

As Krandall knows, I am heading to MInnesota to visit friends for the weekend. Sort of a small family getaway. One of our ideas is to chill at a waterpark all day. Aidan, my 6 year old, was excited about it. So jokingly Nichole asks him: "what do you do if there are no waterparks in Minnesota?" He responds "Guess I will just have to blow up Minnesota"

atta-boy Aidan, atta-boy. Not even a 6year old likes your state Randy. 

 

[Krandall]

My son and wife 2 minutes ago

Mack:"Mommy?"
Wife: "Yes"
Mack: "Do you know what grinds my gears?"  (personally I have never heard this saying, but I think it's money for a 7 year old)
Wife: "What?"
Mack: "That my butthole is so small and my poop is so big."
Wife: (Spits tea out of her nose)

 

My boy is such a comedian. Yeah he's the kid with the mohawk to the left. <--

ERMAHGERD! 

[Hefe]

I think Preddy felt that way after the Rally!

[Peelz]

Aidan, my 6 year old, had his first homework assignment for 1st grade yesterday. A worksheet about himself. . Nichole was helping him fill it out.

Question #1:

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Aidan: "A gas station worker"

Nihole: "ummmm they don't make very much money, and their work is boring, what about doctor or Lawyer?"

Aidan "People give gas station workers money all day!" :lol:Doctorsdo the same boring thing every day, at least at the gas station, you can watch people"

At least he has a plan. Oh to be a child again, the world is so simple.

[Colorado700R]

Cole thought that I MADE MONEY at work for the longest time.  Like I printed it off and brought it home

[Peelz]

Cole thought that I MADE MONEY at work for the longest time.  Like I printed it off and brought it home

yep. work is just the place where I used to go get money

[dabigbratj]

Aidan, my 6 year old, had his first homework assignment for 1st grade yesterday. A worksheet about himself. . Nichole was helping him fill it out.

Question #1:

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Aidan: "A gas station worker"

Nihole: "ummmm they don't make very much money, and their work is boring, what about doctor or Lawyer?"

Aidan "People give gas station workers money all day!" :lol:Doctorsdo the same boring thing every day, at least at the gas station, you can watch people"

At least he has a plan. Oh to be a child again, the world is so simple.

[Peelz]

I know...so what do I do?? DO I smash his dreams and bring him down to earth now? Or do I let him fantasize and come to the horrible realization on his own?

[Krandall]

let him smash his own dreams

[Peelz]

let him smash his own dreams