A thread for us
grownups old bastards... Post up the crazy stuff you have heard your kid say.
Last night, my parents bought my 6 year old son a bow and arrow. He said he wanted to shoot my niece with it. Mom asked him why, he said "because she has no penis"
Standing at IHOP the day I left for the rally holding my 2 year old, I am inches away from people eating. My 2year old rips one right on my arm. and says SUPER LOUD: "I farted on your arm daddy. and it stinks"
forks go down all around us.