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Title: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 01, 2010, 07:26:13 AM
Time to start it off phresh. :thumbs: 8)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on September 01, 2010, 08:10:48 AM
we did it! used to take a week....takes months now :(

slackers :krandall:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 01, 2010, 08:17:47 AM
HEY.


You been slackin mr... oh look how much work I have to do.....
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on September 01, 2010, 08:23:04 AM
I only go WITH the flow bro... don't pin this one on me.  :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 01, 2010, 08:26:05 AM
Yea yea yea... :blah:


how goes the new job thus far? they have you workin both new and old still?
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on September 01, 2010, 08:31:23 AM
going good. though I found that sitting on my A$$ in front of PC adds pounds. :lol:  New job is a little more stress, on call only once every 4 week-5 weeks most problems fixable remotely. ANd no more 6 week OT stretches, so overall, I am liking it.

Ever used Visual Fox Pro? It's what we use to manipulate data. ANd it sucks. Sucks so bad....they stopped producing it. :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 01, 2010, 08:40:30 AM
Funny, I was just working with that maybe a month ago or so. We have a new product that came in that one of our financial divisions uses. In the back it uses foxpro. Pretty garbage language if you ask me.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on September 01, 2010, 08:52:34 AM
where's today in history?
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 01, 2010, 08:58:26 AM
havent got that far yet.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 01, 2010, 09:18:24 AM
Today's Highlights in History

On Sept. 1, 1939, World War II began as Nazi Germany invaded Poland.

On Sept. 1, 1907, Walter Reuther, the powerful president of the United Automobile Workers Union from 1946 to 1970, was born. Following his death on May 9, 1970, his obituary appeared in The Times.
   
On September 1, 1866, Harper's Weekly featured a cartoon about President Andrew Johnson's Reconstruction policy.


On this date in:

1905    Alberta and Saskatchewan became the eighth and ninth provinces of Canada.

1942    A federal judge in Sacramento, Calif., upheld the wartime detention of Japanese-Americans as well as Japanese nationals.

1951    The United States, Australia and New Zealand signed a mutual defense pact, the ANZUS treaty.

1969    A coup in Libya brought Moammar Gadhafi to power.

1972    American Bobby Fischer won the international chess crown in Reykjavik, Iceland, defeating Boris Spassky of the Soviet Union.

1981    Albert Speer, a close associate of Adolf Hitler who ran the Nazi war machine, died at a London hospital at age 76.

1983    A Korean Air Lines Boeing 747 was shot down by a Soviet jet fighter after the airliner entered Soviet airspace; 269 people were killed.

1998    Mark McGwire of the St. Louis Cardinals hit his 56th and 57th home runs of the season, breaking the National League record set by Hack Wilson in 1930.

2004    More than 1,100 people were taken hostage by heavily armed Chechen militants at a school in Beslan in southern Russia; more than 330 people, most of them children, were killed during the three-day ordeal.

2007    Sen. Larry Craig, R-Idaho, announced that he would resign in the wake of fallout over his guilty plea in a Minnesota airport gay sex sting. (Craig later reversed his decision and served out his term.)

2009    A law allowing gay marriage took effect in Vermont.

Current Birthdays

Talk show host Phil McGraw ("Dr. Phil") turns 60 years old today.


71    Lily Tomlin
Comedian, actress

64    Barry Gibb
Singer (The Bee Gees)

53    Gloria Estefan
Singer

49    Dee Dee Myers
Former White House Press Secretary

35    Scott Speedman
Actor ("Felicity")

29    Clinton Portis
Washington Redskins running back

26    Joe Trohman
Rock musician (Fall Out Boy)

Historic Birthdays

Walter Reuther

9/1/1907 - 5/9/1970
American labor leader; president of United Automobile Workers Union (1946-70)
(Go to obit.)

69    Giacomo Torelli
9/1/1608 - 6/17/1678
Italian stage designer and engineer

67    Engelbert Humperdinck
9/1/1854 - 9/27/1921
German composer

66    James Corbett
9/1/1866 - 2/18/1933
American world heavyweight boxing champion (1892-7)

74    Edgar Rice Burroughs
9/1/1875 - 3/19/1950
American novelist; wrote the Tarzan stories

68    Francis Aston
9/1/1877 - 11/20/1945
English Nobel Prize-winning physicist (1922)

37    Marilyn Miller
9/1/1898 - 4/7/1936
American musical comedy actress

74    Carlo Gambino
9/1/1902 - 10/15/1976
Italian-born American organized crime leader

79    Dame Peggy van Praagh
9/1/1910 - 1/15/1990
English-born ballet dancer; founder of the Australian Ballet

45    Rocky Marciano
9/1/1923 - 8/31/1969
American world heavyweight boxing champion (1952-6)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on September 01, 2010, 09:30:56 AM
Funny, I was just working with that maybe a month ago or so. We have a new product that came in that one of our financial divisions uses. In the back it uses foxpro. Pretty garbage language if you ask me.

yessir. but I guess we save megabucks using it... It apparently will no longer be supported after 2010 is over :lol:

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 01, 2010, 09:44:06 AM
1998    Mark McGwire of the St. Louis Cardinals hit his 56th and 57th home runs of the season, breaking the National League record set by Hack Wilson in 1930.

All natural right?


:lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on September 01, 2010, 09:53:26 AM
On Sept. 1, 1939, World War II began as Nazi Germany invaded Poland.


The Polish Calvary (on horse back) charged the advancing Panzer divisions.....

Not a good idea :lol:

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 01, 2010, 10:15:19 AM
Dog food for all!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: NaturalRaptor on September 01, 2010, 01:09:29 PM
Just wanted to say hi and keep the new thread moving along!   :wave:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 01, 2010, 01:15:55 PM
Welcome to the BS section Matt. t-minus 28 days til I'm leaving for LS!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Spartan on September 01, 2010, 01:16:29 PM
Already on the 2nd page...whores
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on September 01, 2010, 01:20:28 PM
Welcome to the BS section Matt. t-minus 28 days til I'm leaving for LS!

so you'll be on your period then too??
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 01, 2010, 01:42:17 PM
Hopefully I'll be over it by then. :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Lady4Fiddy on September 01, 2010, 02:04:47 PM
We'll just have to call you Raggin' Randy! :lol:
 
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: NaturalRaptor on September 01, 2010, 03:18:01 PM
Welcome to the BS section Matt. t-minus 28 days til I'm leaving for LS!


Same here! Bringing lots of beer and whiskey!   :beer:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 02, 2010, 09:37:26 AM
Today's Highlights in History

On Sept. 2, 1945, Japan formally surrendered in ceremonies aboard the USS Missouri, ending World War II.

On Sept. 2, 1948, Christa McAuliffe, the American teacher who died in the 1986 space shuttle Challenger explosion, was born. Following her death on Jan. 28, 1986, her obituary appeared in The Times.
   
On September 2, 1871, Harper's Weekly featured a cartoon about the new "streetcar suburbs."


On this date in:

1666    The Great Fire of London broke out. It destroyed nearly 400 acres, including some 13,000 houses and the old St. Paul's Cathedral.

1789    The U.S. Treasury Department was established.

1864    Union Gen. William T. Sherman's forces occupied Atlanta during the Civil War.

1901    Vice President Theodore Roosevelt offered the advice, "Speak softly and carry a big stick," in a speech at the Minnesota State Fair.

1935    A hurricane slammed into the Florida Keys, claiming 423 lives.

1944    Navy pilot George H.W. Bush was shot down by Japanese forces as he completed a bombing run over the Bonin Islands.

1945    Ho Chi Minh declared Vietnam an independent republic.

1963    "The CBS Evening News" was lengthened from 15 to 30 minutes.

1969    North Vietnamese President Ho Chi Minh died.

1969    The first automatic teller machine to use magnetic-striped cards opened to the public at Chemical Bank in Rockville Centre, New York.

1983    Tom Brokaw took over as anchor of NBC's "Nightly News."

1985    A U.S.-French expedition announced that it had located the wreckage of the Titanic about 560 miles off Newfoundland.

1992    The United States and Russia agreed to build a space station.

2004    President George W. Bush accepted his party's nomination for a second term at the Republican National Convention in New York City.

2005    A National Guard convoy packed with food, water and medicine rolled into New Orleans four days after Hurricane Katrina.

2005    President George W. Bush told Michael Brown, head of the Federal Emergency Management Agency, "Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job" during a tour of Hurricane Katrina damage in Alabama.

2009    Pfizer agreed to pay a record $2.3 billion settlement for illegal drug promotion.

Current Birthdays

Actress Salma Hayek turns 44 years old today.


79    Alan K. Simpson
Former U.S. senator, R-Wyo.

73    Peter Ueberroth
Former baseball commissioner

69    John Thompson
Hall of Fame basketball coach

62    Nate Archibald
Basketball Hall of Famer

62    Terry Bradshaw
Football Hall of Famer, sportscaster

59    Jim DeMint
U.S. senator, R-S.C.

59    Mark Harmon
Actor ("NCIS," "St. Elsewhere")

58    Jimmy Connors
Tennis Hall of Famer

50    Eric Dickerson
Football Hall of Famer

46    Keanu Reeves
Actor

42    Cynthia Watros
Actress

23    Spencer Smith
Rock musician (Panic at the Disco)

Historic Birthdays

Christa McAuliffe

9/2/1948 - 1/28/1986
American teacher; died in the Challenger space shuttle explosion
(Go to obit.)

81    Ernst Curtius
9/2/1814 - 7/11/1896
German archaeologist; directed the excavation of Olympia

79    Lucretia Hale
9/2/1820 - 6/12/1900
American novelist and writer of children's books

81    Giovanni Verga
9/2/1840 - 1/27/1922
Italian novelist, short story writer and playwright

65    A. G. Spalding
9/2/1850 - 9/9/1915
American baseball player and sporting-goods manufacturer

78    Wilhelm Ostwald
9/2/1853 - 4/4/1932
Russian-born German Nobel Prize-winning chemist (1909)

79    Frederick Soddy
9/2/1877 - 9/22/1956
English Nobel Prize-winning chemist (1921)

67    Werner Blomberg
9/2/1878 - 3/22/1946
German general and minister of war under Hitler

81    Cleveland Amory
9/2/1917 - 10/14/1998
American critic, historian and journalist

57    Martha Mitchell
9/2/1918 - 5/31/1976
American figure in the Watergate scandal
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on September 02, 2010, 10:36:37 PM
RANDY!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQljzQ_FpUE&feature=channel

 :clap: :clap:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: disco on September 03, 2010, 02:08:54 AM
CB's are great.  I was driving through Shreveport today and heard a woman asking if anybody needed company.  She got a taker and said to drop to channel 17.  So me and about three other guys dropped to 17 to listen.   :lol:  Some poor slob is trying to hook up with her and we keep chiming in.  He couldn't find her and she kept saying she was at the Flying J.  I said you can't miss her, she's sitting in the black and white with disco lights on top.   :lol:  She ended up giving out her phone number.  DANG!!!  I should have written it down, just hit me as I type this.  I could have posted it or used it for random contests or something.  :mad:  :mad:  :mad:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 03, 2010, 07:36:58 AM
Today's Highlights in History


On Sept. 3, 1976, the unmanned U.S. spacecraft Viking 2 landed on Mars to take the first close-up, color photographs of the planet's surface.

On Sept. 3, 1849, Sarah Orne Jewett, the popular turn-of-the-century American writer, was born. Following her death on June 24, 1909, her obituary appeared in The Times.
   
On September 3, 1864, Harper's Weekly featured a cartoon about the presidential campaign of 1864.


On this date in:

1189    England's King Richard I (the Lion-Hearted) was crowned in Westminster.

1658    Oliver Cromwell, England's lord protector, died.

1783    The Treaty of Paris officially ended America's Revolutionary War.

1929    The Dow Jones industrial average closed at 381.17, it's pre-crash high.

1939    Britain and France declared war on Germany, two days after the Nazi invasion of Poland.

1970    Hall of Fame football coach Vince Lombardi died at age 57.

1978    Pope John Paul I was installed as the 264th pontiff of the Roman Catholic Church.

2004    A three-day hostage siege at a school in Beslan, Russia, ended in bloody chaos after Chechen militants set off bombs and Russian commandos stormed the building; more than 330 people were killed, most of them children.

2005    President George W. Bush ordered more than 7,000 active duty forces to the Gulf Coast in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina.

2005    Chief Justice William H. Rehnquist died at age 80.

2007    Millionaire adventurer Steve Fossett, 63, vanished after taking off in a single-engine plane in western Nevada. (His remains were discovered in October 2008 in California's Sierra Nevada mountains.)

2009    A private funeral service was held in Glendale, Calif. for singer Michael Jackson, whose body was entombed in a mausoleum.

Current Birthdays

Olympic snowboarder Shaun White turns 24 years old today.


87    Mort Walker
Cartoonist ("Beetle Bailey")

78    Eileen Brennan
Actress

70    Pauline Collins
Actress ("Upstairs, Downstairs")

68    Al Jardine
Rock singer-musician (The Beach Boys)

67    Valerie Perrine
Actress

55    Steve Jones
Rock guitarist (The Sex Pistols)

53    Steve Schirripa
Actor ("The Sopranos")

45    Charlie Sheen
Actor ("Two and a Half Men")

Historic Birthdays

Sarah Orne Jewett

9/3/1849 - 6/24/1909
American writer whose writings focused on life in Maine
(Go to obit.)

66    Diane De Poitiers
9/3/1499 - 4/22/1566
French mistress of Henry II

80    Roger North
9/3/1653 - 3/1/1734
English lawyer, historian and biographer

74    John Humphrey Noyes
9/3/1811 - 4/13/1886
American founder of the Oneida Community

63    Mark Hopkins
9/3/1813 - 3/29/1878
American capitalist; helped build Central Pacific Railroad

67    Louis Sullivan
9/3/1856 - 4/14/1924
American architect

77    Edward Filene
9/3/1860 - 9/26/1937
American department-store entrepreneur and philanthropist

75    Ferdinand Porsche
9/3/1875 - 1/30/1951
Austrian automotive engineer

73    Thomas Milton Rivers
9/3/1888 - 5/12/1962
American virologist; helped develop the polio vaccine

54    Charles Houston
9/3/1895 - 4/22/1950
American lawyer and educator

85    Sir Macfarlane Burnet
9/3/1899 - 8/31/1985
Australian Nobel Prize-winning physician and virologist (1960)

69    Loren Eiseley
9/3/1907 - 7/9/1977
American anthropologist, educator and author
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Spartan on September 03, 2010, 04:07:04 PM
CB's are great.  I was driving through Shreveport today and heard a woman asking if anybody needed company.  She got a taker and said to drop to channel 17.  So me and about three other guys dropped to 17 to listen.   :lol:  Some poor slob is trying to hook up with her and we keep chiming in.  He couldn't find her and she kept saying she was at the Flying J.  I said you can't miss her, she's sitting in the black and white with disco lights on top.   :lol:  She ended up giving out her phone number.  DANG!!!  I should have written it down, just hit me as I type this.  I could have posted it or used it for random contests or something.  :mad:  :mad:  :mad:



:rofl: that's great...I considered getting a CB but...what the phuck would be the point for me? :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: disco on September 03, 2010, 04:20:11 PM
Driving to Little Sahara!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 03, 2010, 05:00:43 PM
Driving to Little Sahara!
ppssssst..

pats deaf.


:lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Spartan on September 03, 2010, 05:04:05 PM
:bs:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: disco on September 04, 2010, 03:57:32 AM
No hookers on the CB tonight  :(  It was a quiet night. 
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Spartan on September 04, 2010, 05:12:55 AM
That sucks...did you call out "candy cane, are you there?"
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on September 06, 2010, 03:06:12 PM
That sucks...did you call out "candy cane, are you there?"

(http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa289/markedup/ackbar_its_a_trap.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 07, 2010, 08:01:07 AM
Today's Highlights in History

On Sept. 7, 1940, the German air force began its blitz on London during World War II.

On Sept. 7, 1860, Grandma Moses, the famous American folk painter, was born. Following her death on Dec. 13, 1961, her obituary appeared in The Times.
   
On September 7, 1861, Harper's Weekly featured a cartoon about the recruitment of Union servicemen during the early months of the Civil War.



On this date in:

1533    England's Queen Elizabeth I was born in Greenwich.

1822    Brazil declared its independence from Portugal.

1927    TV pioneer Philo T. Farnsworth succeeded in transmitting an image through purely electronic means by using a device called an image dissector.

1963    The Pro Football Hall of Fame was dedicated in Canton, Ohio.

1977    The Panama Canal treaties, calling for the United States to turn over control of the waterway to Panama, were signed in Washington, D.C.

1979    ESPN made its cable TV debut.

1986    Desmond Tutu was installed as the first black to lead the Anglican Church in southern Africa.

1990    Kimberly Bergalis of Fort Pierce, Fla., came forward to identify herself as the woman who had been infected with AIDS, apparently by her late dentist. (She died the following year.)

1996    Rapper Tupac Shakur was shot on the Las Vegas Strip; he died six days later at age 25.

1998    St. Louis Cardinals slugger Mark McGwire equaled Roger Maris' single-season home run record as he hit No. 61 in a game against the Chicago Cubs.

2006    Former Deputy Secretary of State Richard Armitage confirmed he was the source of a leak that disclosed the identity of CIA employee Valerie Plame, saying he didn't realize Plame's job was covert.

2008    Troubled mortgage giants Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac were placed in government conservatorship.





Current Birthdays

Actor Michael Emerson ("Lost") turns 56 years old today.

86    Daniel Inouye
U.S. senator, D-Hawaii

80    Sonny Rollins
Jazz saxophonist

61    Gloria Gaynor
Singer

59    Chrissie Hynde
Rock singer (The Pretenders)

59    Julie Kavner
Actress ("The Simpsons," "Rhoda")

56    Corbin Bernsen
Actor ("L.A. Law")

54    Michael Feinstein
Pianist

41    Angie Everhart
Model, actress

40    Tom Everett Scott
Actor

37    Shannon Elizabeth
Actress

23    Evan Rachel Wood
Actress ("Across the Universe")

Historic Birthdays

Grandma Moses

9/7/1860 - 12/13/1961
American folk painter
(Go to obit.)

69    Elizabeth I
9/7/1533 - 3/24/1603
English queen (1558-1603)

85    William Butterfield
9/7/1814 - 2/23/1900
English Gothic Revival architect

58    Ferdinand Hayden
9/7/1829 - 12/22/1887
American geologist

75    John Morgan Jr.
9/7/1867 - 3/13/1943
American banker and financier

43    Elinor Wylie
9/7/1885 - 12/16/1928
American poet and novelist

77    Dame Edith Sitwell
9/7/1887 - 12/9/1964
English poet

84    Taylor Caldwell
9/7/1900 - 8/30/1985
American novelist

83    David Packard
9/7/1912 - 3/26/1996
American engineer; cofounder of Hewlett-Packard Co.

76    Sir Anthony Quayle
9/7/1913 - 10/20/1989
English stage and screen actor and director

22    Buddy Holly
9/7/1936 - 2/3/1959
American singer and songwriter
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 07, 2010, 08:02:28 AM
1996    Rapper Tupac Shakur was shot on the Las Vegas Strip; he died six days later at age 25.



He's livin on the island w/ Elvis!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on September 07, 2010, 11:16:29 AM
Considered posting this in the joke thread.....unfortunately it's not a joke :(

A DC  'airport ticket agent' offers some examples of  'WHY' our country is in trouble!
 
1. I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman (Carol Shea-Porter) ask for an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window.  (On an airplane!)
 
2. I got a call from a Kansas Congressman's (Moore) staffer (Howard Bauleke), who wanted to go to Cape Town.  I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information,  and then he interrupted me with,  ''I'm not trying to make you look stupid,  but Cape Town is in Massachusetts ..''

Without trying to make him look stupid, I calmly explained,  ''Cape Cod is in Massachusetts ,  Cape Town is in South Africa .''
His response -- click..
 
3. A senior Vermont Congressman (Bernie Sanders) called, furious about a Florida package we did.  I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando .  He said he was expecting an ocean-view room.  I tried to explain that's not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state.

He replied, 'Don't lie to me!, I looked on the map, and Florida is a very THIN state!!''  (ERMAHGERD)
 
4. I got a call from a lawmaker's wife (Landra Reid) who asked,  ''Is it possible to see England from Canada ?''

I said,  ''No.''

She said,  ''But they look so close on the map''  (ERMAHGERD, again!)
 
5. An aide for a cabinet member (Janet Napolitano) once called and asked if he could rent a car in Dallas ..  I pulled up the reservation and noticed he had only a 1-hour layover in Dallas ...  When I asked him why he wanted to rent a car, he said,  ''I heard Dallas was a big airport, and we will need a car to drive between gates to save time.''  (Aghhhh)
 
6. An Illinois Congresswoman (Jan Schakowsky) called last week.  She needed to know how it was possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8:30 a.m.,  and got to Chicago at 8:33 a.m.

I explained that Michigan was an hour ahead of Illinois , but she couldn't understand the concept of time zones.  Finally, I told her the plane went fast, and she bought that.
 
7. A New York lawmaker, (Jerrold Nadler) called and asked, ''Do airlines put your physical description on your bag so they know whose luggage belongs to whom?''  I said,  'No, why do you ask?'

He replied,  ''Well, when I checked in with the airline,  they put a tag on my luggage that said (FAT),  and I'm overweight.  I think that's very rude!''

After putting him on hold for a minute, while I looked into it. (I was dying laughing).  I came back and explained the city code for Fresno , Ca. is (FAT - Fresno Air Terminal), and the airline was just putting a destination tag on his luggage..
 
8. A Senator John Kerry aide (Lindsay Ross) called to inquire about a trip package to Hawaii .  After going over all the cost info, she asked, ''Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii ?''
 
9. I just got off the phone with a freshman Congressman, Bobby Bright from Ala who asked, ''How do I know which plane to get on?''

I asked him what exactly he meant, to which he replied, ''I was told my flight number is 823, but none of these planes have numbers on them.''
 
10 Senator Dianne Feinstein called and said, ''I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola , Florida . Do I have to get on one of those little computer planes?''

I asked if she meant fly to Pensacola , FL on a commuter plane.

She said, ''Yeah, whatever, smarty!''
 
11 Mary Landrieu, La. Senator, called and had a question about the documents she needed in order to fly to China .  After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded her that she needed a visa.  "Oh,
no I don't.   I've been to China many times and never had to have one of
those.''

I double checked and sure enough, her stay required a visa.  When I told her this she said, ''Look, I've been to China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express!''
 
12 A New Jersey Congressman (John Adler) called to make reservations, ''I want to go from Chicago to Rhino,  New York .''

I was at a loss for words.  Finally, I said, ''Are you sure that's the name of the town?''

'Yes, what flights do you have?'' replied the man.

After some searching, I came back with, ''I'm sorry, sir, I've looked up every airport code in the country and can't find a rhino anywhere."

''The man retorted, ''Oh, don't be silly! Everyone knows where it is.
Check your map!''

So I scoured a map of the state of New York and finally offered, ''You don't mean Buffalo , do you?''

The reply?  ''Whatever!  I knew it was a big animal.''

Now you know why the Government is in the shape it's in!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 07, 2010, 11:25:51 AM
6. An Illinois Congresswoman (Jan Schakowsky) called last week.  She needed to know how it was possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8:30 a.m.,  and got to Chicago at 8:33 a.m.

I explained that Michigan was an hour ahead of Illinois , but she couldn't understand the concept of time zones.  Finally, I told her the plane went fast, and she bought that.


:rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on September 07, 2010, 11:30:46 AM
He replied, 'Don't lie to me!, I looked on the map, and Florida is a very THIN state!!''  (ERMAHGERD)


outstanding...seriously..way to go.... :thumbs: worst part is:

we vote for them... :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 07, 2010, 12:35:26 PM
didn't see any minnesota senators on there... but... we DO have Franken... :help:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Mad Dog on September 07, 2010, 01:39:00 PM
Cute and humorous Aaron, but like most of the stuff passed around on the net, completely lacking in credibility or truth.

http://www.snopes.com/travel/trap/congress.asp
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 07, 2010, 01:41:06 PM
I'm still going to believe they are all real.

thanks anyways mad dog.


:lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on September 07, 2010, 01:47:55 PM
Cute and humorous Aaron, but like most of the stuff passed around on the net, completely lacking in credibility or truth.

http://www.snopes.com/travel/trap/congress.asp

hater

:lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: disco on September 07, 2010, 01:54:58 PM
Cute and humorous Aaron, but like most of the stuff passed around on the net, completely lacking in credibility or truth.

http://www.snopes.com/travel/trap/congress.asp

hater

:lol:

Beat me to it, I was gonna say party pooper!    :rofl:

I had a dispatcher at work years ago running me ragged.  Boss talked to me and said if I was late to another pickup I wouldn't be able to keep that position.  He asked what was the problem.  I pulled out a log and showed him the times received and the addresses of the pickups.  I was bouncing back and forth across town in traffic.  He talked to  the dispatcher and asked if she had a map and any idea how far she was sending me.  She whips out her map, flips to the back page containing the whole city map and says yeah, I'm only sending him this far (thumb and finger a few inches apart).

Problem solved, I wasn't in trouble anymore.  :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 07, 2010, 01:56:40 PM
:rofl:

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on September 08, 2010, 10:10:33 AM
so ronery...so ronery
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 08, 2010, 10:12:58 AM
Back! :)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 08, 2010, 10:24:59 AM
Today's Highlights in History


On Sept. 8, 1974, President Ford granted an unconditional pardon to former President Nixon. (Go to article.)

On Sept. 8, 1900, Claude Pepper, the American politician and champion of aid to the elderly, was born. Following his death on May 30, 1989, his obituary appeared in The Times.
   
On September 8, 1894, Harper's Weekly featured a cartoon about passage of the Wilson-Gorman Tariff.


On this date in:

1565    A Spanish expedition established the first permanent European settlement in North America at present-day St. Augustine, Fla.

1664    The Dutch surrendered New Amsterdam to the British, who renamed it New York.

1900    Galveston, Texas, was struck by a hurricane that killed about 6,000 people.

1921    Margaret Gorman of Washington, D.C., was crowned the first Miss America in Atlantic City, N.J.

1930    The comic strip "Blondie" by Chic Young was first published.

1935    Sen. Huey P. Long, the "Kingfish" of Louisiana politics, was shot at the state capital building in Baton Rouge; he died two days later.

1941    A 900-day siege of Leningrad by German forces began during World War II.

1966    The TV series "Star Trek" premiered on NBC.

1975    Boston's public schools began a court-ordered citywide busing program amid scattered incidents of violence.

1998    Mark McGwire of the St. Louis Cardinals broke Roger Maris' record for home runs in a single season, hitting No. 62 off Chicago Cubs pitcher Steve Trachsel.

2002    Pete Sampras won a record 14th grand slam tennis title at the U.S. Open in New York.

2004    "60 Minutes Wednesday" aired a report questioning President George W. Bush's National Guard service. CBS News later apologized for a "mistake in judgment" after memos featured in the report were challenged as forgeries.

2006    A Senate report faulted intelligence gathering in the lead-up to the 2003 U.S. invasion of Iraq.

2009    A U.N.-backed commission said it had found "convincing evidence" of fraud in Afghanistan's presidential election.

Current Birthdays

TV personality Brooke Burke ("Dancing with the Stars") turns 39 years old today.

88    Sid Caesar
Comedian ("Your Show of Shows")

72    Sam Nunn
Former U.S. senator, D-Ga.

68    Bernard Sanders
U.S. senator, I-Vt.

50    Aimee Mann
Rock singer

40    Latrell Sprewell
Basketball player

39    David Arquette
Actor

39    Martin Freeman
Actor ("The Office")

33    Nathan Corddry
Actor

31    Pink
Rock singer

29    Jonathan Taylor Thomas
Actor ("Home Improvement")

Historic Birthdays

Claude Pepper

9/8/1900 - 5/30/1989
American senator (1936-51) and U.S. representative (1963-89) from Florida; championed help for the elderly
(Go to obit.)

58    Ludovico Ariosto
9/8/1474 - 7/6/1533
Italian poet

59    Marin Mersenne
9/8/1588 - 9/1/1648
French philosopher and theologian

90    Margaret Olivia Sage
9/8/1828 - 11/4/1918
American philanthropist

83    Frederic Mistral
9/8/1830 - 3/25/1914
French Nobel Prize-winning poet (1904 )

62    Antonin Dvorak
9/8/1841 - 5/1/1904
Bohemian composer

71    Jessie Willcox Smith
9/8/1863 - 5/3/1935
American painter and illustrator

63    Robert A. Taft
9/8/1889 - 7/31/1953
American senator from Ohio (1939-53) and powerful Republican Party leader

35    Jimmie Rodgers
9/8/1897 - 5/26/1933
American country and western singer and guitarist

90    Buck Leonard
9/8/1907 - 11/27/1997
American baseball player

30    Patsy Cline
9/8/1932 - 3/5/1963
American country and western singer
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on September 08, 2010, 10:28:18 AM
thank you Krandall. I feel better. :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 08, 2010, 12:06:29 PM
1998    Mark McGwire of the St. Louis Cardinals broke Roger Maris' record for home runs in a single season, hitting No. 62 off Chicago Cubs pitcher Steve Trachsel.


he didn't use steroids.

thanks Mark!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on September 08, 2010, 02:16:38 PM
1998    Mark McGwire of the St. Louis Cardinals broke Roger Maris' record for home runs in a single season, hitting No. 62 off Chicago Cubs pitcher Steve Trachsel.


he didn't use steroids.

thanks Mark!

:bs: :bs:

he didn't "use" them per se...as much as they were administered unto him. :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 09, 2010, 10:11:42 AM
Today's Highlights in History

On Sept. 9, 1976, Communist Chinese leader Mao Tse-tung died in Beijing at age 82.

On Sept. 9, 1887, Alfred Landon, the American politician who ran against Franklin Roosevelt for United States president in 1936, was born. Following his death on Oct. 12, 1987, his obituary appeared in The Times.
   
On September 9, 1882, Harper's Weekly featured a cartoon about Oscar Wilde's tour of America.







On this date in:

1850    California became the 31st state of the union.

1893    President Grover Cleveland's wife, Frances, gave birth to a daughter, Esther, in the White House.

1926    The National Broadcasting Co. was created as a wholly-owned subsidiary of the Radio Corporation of America.

1948    The People's Democratic Republic of Korea (North Korea) was created.

1956    Elvis Presley made the first of three appearances on "The Ed Sullivan Show."

1957    President Dwight D. Eisenhower signed into law the first civil rights bill to pass Congress since Reconstruction.

1965    Sandy Koufax of the Los Angeles Dodgers pitched a perfect game in a 1-0 victory over the Chicago Cubs.

1971    Prisoners seized control of the maximum-security Attica Correctional Facility near Buffalo, N.Y., beginning a four-day siege that claimed 43 lives.

1993    The Palestine Liberation Organization agreed to recognize Israel's right to exist, and Israel agreed to recognize the PLO as the representative of the Palestinian people.

1997    Sinn Fein, the Irish Republican Army's political ally, formally renounced violence as it took its place in talks on Northern Ireland's future.

2003    The Boston Roman Catholic Archdiocese agreed to pay $85 million to 552 people to settle clergy sex abuse cases.

2005    Federal Emergency Management Agency Director Michael Brown, the principal target of harsh criticism of the Bush administration's response to Hurricane Katrina, was relieved of his onsite command.

2009    Rep. Joe Wilson, R-S.C., shouted "You lie!" during President Barack Obama's speech to Congress on health care.




Current Birthdays

Actor Hugh Grant turns 50 years old today.


87    Cliff Robertson
Actor

75    Topol
Actor ("Fiddler on the Roof")

61    Joe Theismann
Football player, sportscaster

59    Tom Wopat
Actor ("Dukes of Hazzard")

58    Angela Cartwright
Actress ("The Danny Thomas Show," "Lost in Space")

58    Dave Stewart
Rock musician, producer (Eurythmics)

45    Constance Marie
Actress ("George Lopez")

44    Adam Sandler
Actor, comedian

41    Rachel Hunter
Model

38    Goran Visnjic
Actor ("ER")

35    Michael Buble
Singer

30    Michelle Williams
Actress

Historic Birthdays

Alfred Landon

9/9/1887 - 10/12/1987
American governor of Kansas (1933-7) and unsuccessful Republican presidential candidate (1936)
(Go to obit.)

61    Luigi Galvani
9/9/1737 - 12/4/1798
Italian physician and physicist

63    William Bligh
9/9/1754 - 12/7/1817
English admiral; commanded the HMS Bounty

74    Fremont Lawson
9/9/1850 - 8/19/1925
American newspaper editor and publisher

70    Max Reinhardt
9/9/1873 - 10/31/1943
Austrian stage and screen director

69    James Agate
9/9/1877 - 6/6/1947
English drama critic for the London Sunday Times (1923-47)

54    James Hilton
9/9/1900 - 12/20/1954
English novelist

80    Granville Hicks
9/9/1901 - 6/18/1982
American critic, novelist and teacher

26    Otis Redding
9/9/1941 - 12/10/1967
American soul singer and songwriter

44    John Curry
9/9/1949 - 4/15/1994
English Olympic gold medal-winning figure skater (1976 )
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 10, 2010, 09:13:24 AM
Today's Highlights in History

On Sept. 10, 1919, New York City welcomed home Gen. John J. Pershing and 25,000 soldiers who had served in the United States 1st Division during World War I.

On Sept. 10, 1934, Roger Maris, the professional baseball player who held the record for home runs in a single season from 1961 to 1998, was born. Following his death on Dec. 14, 1985, his obituary appeared in The Times.
   
On September 10, 1864, Harper's Weekly featured a cartoon about the stock and gold markets during the Civil War.




On this date in:

1608    John Smith was elected president of the Jamestown colony council in Virginia.

1813    Oliver H. Perry sent the message, "We have met the enemy, and they are ours," after an American naval force defeated the British in the Battle of Lake Erie in the War of 1812.

1846    Elias Howe of Spencer, Mass., received a patent for the sewing machine.

1924    A judge in Chicago sentenced Nathan Leopold Jr. and Richard Loeb to life in prison for the murder of 14-year-old Bobby Franks - a "thrill killing" that had shocked the nation.

1935    Sen. Huey P. Long, the "Kingfish" of Louisiana politics, died two days after being shot in Baton Rouge.

1948    American-born Mildred Gillars, the Nazi wartime radio broadcaster known as "Axis Sally," was indicted in Washington, D.C., for treason.

1955    "Gunsmoke" premiered on CBS. (It ran for 20 years, longer than any other network prime-time series.)

1963    Twenty black students entered public schools in Birmingham, Tuskegee and Mobile, Ala., following a standoff between federal authorities and Gov. George C. Wallace.

1977    A convicted murderer became the last person to be executed by the guillotine in France.

1988    Steffi Graf of West Germany achieved tennis' Grand Slam - winning all four major tournaments in a calendar year - by taking the U.S. Open women's title.

1989    Hungary stopped enforcing East German visa restrictions and opened its borders, beginning a flood of emigration that led to the fall of the Berlin Wall two months later.

2000    The Andrew Lloyd Webber musical "Cats" closed after 7,485 performances over nearly 18 years as the longest-running show in Broadway history.

2000    NBC's "The West Wing" won a record nine Emmy awards, including best drama series.

2002    Switzerland became the 190th member of the United Nations.

2003    Swedish Foreign Minister Anna Lindh, 46, was stabbed in a Stockholm department store; she died the next day.

2008    The world's largest particle collider passed its first major tests by firing two beams of protons in opposite directions around a 17-mile ring under the Franco-Swiss border.



Current Birthdays

Actor Colin Firth turns 50 years old today.


81    Arnold Palmer
Golfer

79    Philip Baker Hall
Actor

65    Jose Feliciano
Singer

62    Bob Lanier
Basketball Hall of Famer

60    Joe Perry
Rock musician (Aerosmith)

57    Amy Irving
Actress

53    Kate Burton
Actress

50    David Lowery
Rock singer, musician

47    Randy Johnson
Baseball player

47    Sean O'Bryan
Actor

46    John E. Sununu
Former U.S. senator, R-N.H.

42    Big Daddy Kane
Rapper

42    Guy Ritchie
Director

36    Ryan Phillippe
Actor

34    Gustavo Kuerten
Tennis player

30    Mikey Way
Rock musician (My Chemical Romance)

26    Matthew Followill
Rock musician (Kings of Leon)

36    Sanjaya Malakar
Singer ("American Idol")

Historic Birthdays

Roger Maris

9/10/1934 - 12/14/1985
American professional baseball player
(Go to obit.)

?    Alonso Perez Medina-Sidonia
9/10/1550 - ?/?/1619
Spanish naval commander

83    Sir John Soane
9/10/1753 - 1/20/1837
English Neoclassical architect

74    William Torrey Harris
9/10/1835 - 11/5/1909
American public school educator and philosopher

92    John Lynch
9/10/1847 - 11/2/1939
American politician; served in Mississippi legislature and U.S. Congress during Reconstruction

64    Carl Van Doren
9/10/1885 - 7/18/1950
American novelist, biographer and critic

54    Franz Werfel
9/10/1890 - 8/26/1945
German Expressionist poet, playwright and novelist

83    Elsa Schiaparelli
9/10/1890 - 11/13/1973
Italian-born French dress designer

69    Arthur Holly Compton
9/10/1892 - 3/15/1962
American Nobel Prize-winning physicist (1927)

71    Cyril Connolly
9/10/1903 - 11/26/1974
English critic, novelist and founder of Horizon magazine

   
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 13, 2010, 09:35:52 AM
Today's Highlights in History


On Sept. 13, 1993, at the White House, Israeli Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin and PLO chairman Yasser Arafat shook hands after signing an accord granting limited Palestinian autonomy.

On Sept. 13, 1860, John J. Pershing, American commander of the American Expeditionary Force in World War I, was born. Following his death on July 15, 1948, his obituary appeared in The Times.
   
On September 13, 1862, Harper's Weekly featured a cartoon about the Dakota (Indian) War of 1862.



On this date in:

1788    The Congress of the Confederation authorized the first national election and declared New York City the temporary national capital.

1943    Chiang Kai-shek became president of China.

1948    Republican Margaret Chase Smith of Maine was elected to the U.S. Senate, becoming the first woman to serve in both houses of Congress.

1949    The Ladies Professional Golf Association of America was formed in New York City.

1971    A four-day inmates' rebellion at the Attica Correctional Facility in upstate New York ended as police and guards stormed the prison; the ordeal and final assault claimed 43 lives.

1990    "Law & Order" premiered on NBC.

1996    Rapper Tupac Shakur, 25, died at a Las Vegas hospital six days after he was wounded in a drive-by shooting.

1998    NBC's "Frasier" won a record fifth consecutive Emmy as TV's best comedy series.

1999    A bomb blamed by authorities on Chechen rebels devastated an eight-story apartment building in Moscow, killing at least 124 people.

2000    Former Los Alamos scientist Wen Ho Lee pleaded guilty in Albuquerque, N.M., to one count of mishandling nuclear secrets. Lee, who had been held in solitary confinement for nine months, was set free with an apology from U.S. District Judge James Parker.

2000    Chase Manhattan agreed to buy J.P. Morgan for more than $35 billion, creating the third largest financial company in the U.S.

2001    Secretary of State Colin Powell named Osama bin Laden as the prime suspect in the terror attacks on the United States; limited commercial flights resumed for the first time in two days.

2007    The NFL fined New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick $500,000 and the team $250,000 for spying on the New York Jets during a game.

2009    Kanye West interrupted Taylor Swift's acceptance speech for best female video at the MTV Video Awards, taking the microphone to say Beyonce should have won the award instead.




Current Birthdays

Country musician Joe Don Rooney (Rascal Flatts) turns 35 years old today.


79    Barbara Bain
Actress ("Mission: Impossible")

71    Larry Speakes
Former White House spokesman

66    Jacqueline Bisset
Actress

66    Peter Cetera
Rock singer (Chicago)

59    Jean Smart
Actor ("Designing Women")

58    Don Was
Record producer

49    Dave Mustaine
Rock singer, musician (Megadeth)

46    Tavis Smiley
Radio, TV personality

45    Zak Starkey
Rock musician, son of Ringo Starr

43    Michael Johnson
Runner

43    Steve Perkins
Rock musician (Porno For Pyros; Jane's Addiction)

42    Bernie Williams
Baseball player

40    Louise Lombard
Actress ("CSI")

39    Goran Ivanisevic
Tennis player

33    Fiona Apple
Rock singer

21    Thomas Mueller
Soccer player

Historic Birthdays

John J. Pershing

9/13/1860 - 7/15/1948
American commander of the American Expeditionary Force in World War I
(Go to obit.)

52    Grigory Potemkin
9/13/1739 - 10/5/1791
Russian army officer and statesman

43    Daniel Macmillan
9/13/1813 - 6/27/1857
Scottish bookseller; co-founded Macmillan Publishing Co.

76    Clara Schumann
9/13/1819 - 5/20/1896
German pianist and composer

66    Anthony Drexel
9/13/1826 - 6/30/1893
American banker and philanthropist

51    Walter Reed
9/13/1851 - 11/22/1902
American pathologist and bacteriologist

88    Milton Hershey
9/13/1857 - 10/13/1945
American chocolate manufacturer

82    Maud Ballington Booth
9/13/1865 - 8/26/1948
English-born American cofounder of Volunteers of America

76    Arnold Schoenberg
9/13/1874 - 7/13/1951
Austrian-born American composer

64    Sherwood Anderson
9/13/1876 - 3/8/1941
American author

92    Claudette Colbert
9/13/1903 - 7/30/1996
American stage and film actress

84    Bill Monroe
9/13/1911 - 9/9/1996
American singer, songwriter and mandolin player

74    Roald Dahl
9/13/1916 - 11/23/1990
English author
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 14, 2010, 08:09:43 AM
Today's Highlights in History


On Sept. 14, 1959, the Soviet space probe Luna 2 became the first man-made object to reach the moon as it crashed onto the lunar surface.

On Sept. 14, 1879, Margaret Sanger, the outspoken early twentieth-century advocate of birth control, was born. Following her death on Sept. 6, 1966, her obituary appeared in The Times.
   
On September 14, 1901, Harper's Weekly featured a cartoon about the assassination of President William McKinley.





On this date in:

1814    Francis Scott Key wrote the lyrics to "The Star-Spangled Banner" after witnessing the British bombardment of Fort McHenry in Maryland during the War of 1812.

1847    U.S. forces under Gen. Winfield Scott took control of Mexico City.

1901    President William B. McKinley died in Buffalo, N.Y., of gunshot wounds inflicted by an assassin eight days earlier. Vice President Theodore Roosevelt, 42, was sworn in, becoming the youngest president in U.S. history.

1940    Congress passed the Selective Training and Service Act, providing for the first peacetime draft in U.S. history.

1948    Ground was broken in New York City for the United Nations' world headquarters.

1975    Pope Paul VI declared Mother Elizabeth Ann Bayley Seton the first U.S.-born saint.

1982    Princess Grace of Monaco, formerly actress Grace Kelly, died at age 52 of injuries suffered in a car crash.

1982    Lebanon's president-elect, Bashir Gemayel, was killed by a bomb.

1994    Acting commissioner Bud Selig announced the cancellation of the rest of the baseball season on the 34th day of a strike by players.

2001    The FBI released the names of the 19 hijackers who took part in the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks; President George W. Bush toured the ruins of the World Trade Center and addressed rescue workers over a bullhorn.

2005    Delta Air Lines and Northwest Airlines filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection.

2005    A federal judge in San Francisco declared the reciting of the Pledge of Allegiance in public schools unconstitutional.

2009    Actor Patrick Swayze died at age 57.






Current Birthdays

Actor-director Tyler Perry turns 41 years old today.


74    Walter Koenig
Actor ("Star Trek")

70    Larry Brown
Hall of Fame basketball coach

66    Joey Heatherton
Singer, dancer

63    Jon "Bowzer" Bauman
Rock singer (Sha Na Na)

63    Sam Neill
Actor

46    Faith Ford
Actress ("Faith and Hope," "Murphy Brown")

40    Ben Garant
Actor ("Reno911!")

40    Craig Montoya
Rock musician

39    Kimberly Williams-Paisley
Actress ("According to Jim")

37    Nas
Rapper

27    Amy Winehouse
Singer

Historic Birthdays

Margaret Sanger

9/14/1879 - 9/6/1966
American birth-control advocate
(Go to obit.)

81    Luigi Cherubini
9/14/1760 - 3/15/1842
Italian-born French composer of opera and sacred music

89    Alexander von Humboldt
9/14/1769 - 5/6/1859
German naturalist and explorer

92    Alice Stone Blackwell
9/14/1857 - 3/15/1950
American women's suffragist and editor

77    Charles Dana Gibson
9/14/1867 - 12/23/1944
American artist and illustrator

61    Jan Masaryk
9/14/1886 - 3/10/1948
Czechoslovakian statesman and diplomat

66    Karl Compton
9/14/1887 - 6/22/1954
American educator, physicist, and president of M. I. T. (1930-48)

74    Norman Chandler
9/14/1899 - 10/20/1973
American publisher of the Los Angeles Times

87    Hal Wallis
9/14/1899 - 10/5/1986
American motion-picture producer

62    Allan Bloom
9/14/1930 - 10/7/1992
American writer, philosopher and teacher
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on September 14, 2010, 08:48:00 AM
1994    Acting commissioner Bud Selig announced the cancellation of the rest of the baseball season on the 34th day of a strike by players.


haven't watched a game since.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: socalrappy700 on September 14, 2010, 09:07:54 AM
Heading to Roscoes for lunch today.   :clap: :clap: :clap:

Wonder if I'll run into snoop dogg.

http://roscoeschickenandwaffles.com/
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 14, 2010, 10:10:14 AM
still don't get the whole chicken and waffles thing.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on September 14, 2010, 10:12:33 AM
yeah...white boys :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on September 14, 2010, 10:14:48 AM
That place is awesome!  It needs crashcarts and oxygen at every booth though

"Clear"  <ZAAAAAAAPPP> "woaw!.........ummm nom nom"......"Da bears"...

:lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 14, 2010, 10:24:47 AM
:lol:


Sounds like the Heart Attack Grill. (Google it.)   :nod:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on September 14, 2010, 10:26:12 AM
:lol:


Sounds like the Heart Attack Grill. (Google it.)   :nod:

That's in Arizona! Been there!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 14, 2010, 10:34:03 AM
(http://www.heartattackgrill.com/menu.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on September 14, 2010, 10:47:34 AM
I wantz dem all. :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 14, 2010, 11:38:08 AM
I love how they provide Lucky Strikes... Unfiltered. :rofl:

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: socalrappy700 on September 14, 2010, 03:07:57 PM
Oh the pain.  Oh so good but so much pain.  We were the only two white guys in that place today. 
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 15, 2010, 08:04:18 AM
Today's Highlights in History

On Sept. 14, 1959, the Soviet space probe Luna 2 became the first man-made object to reach the moon as it crashed onto the lunar surface.

On Sept. 14, 1879, Margaret Sanger, the outspoken early twentieth-century advocate of birth control, was born. Following her death on Sept. 6, 1966, her obituary appeared in The Times.
   
On September 14, 1901, Harper's Weekly featured a cartoon about the assassination of President William McKinley.



On this date in:

1814    Francis Scott Key wrote the lyrics to "The Star-Spangled Banner" after witnessing the British bombardment of Fort McHenry in Maryland during the War of 1812.

1847    U.S. forces under Gen. Winfield Scott took control of Mexico City.

1901    President William B. McKinley died in Buffalo, N.Y., of gunshot wounds inflicted by an assassin eight days earlier. Vice President Theodore Roosevelt, 42, was sworn in, becoming the youngest president in U.S. history.

1940    Congress passed the Selective Training and Service Act, providing for the first peacetime draft in U.S. history.

1948    Ground was broken in New York City for the United Nations' world headquarters.

1975    Pope Paul VI declared Mother Elizabeth Ann Bayley Seton the first U.S.-born saint.

1982    Princess Grace of Monaco, formerly actress Grace Kelly, died at age 52 of injuries suffered in a car crash.

1982    Lebanon's president-elect, Bashir Gemayel, was killed by a bomb.

1994    Acting commissioner Bud Selig announced the cancellation of the rest of the baseball season on the 34th day of a strike by players.

2001    The FBI released the names of the 19 hijackers who took part in the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks; President George W. Bush toured the ruins of the World Trade Center and addressed rescue workers over a bullhorn.

2005    Delta Air Lines and Northwest Airlines filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection.

2005    A federal judge in San Francisco declared the reciting of the Pledge of Allegiance in public schools unconstitutional.

2009    Actor Patrick Swayze died at age 57.

Current Birthdays

Actor-director Tyler Perry turns 41 years old today.


74    Walter Koenig
Actor ("Star Trek")

70    Larry Brown
Hall of Fame basketball coach

66    Joey Heatherton
Singer, dancer

63    Jon "Bowzer" Bauman
Rock singer (Sha Na Na)

63    Sam Neill
Actor

46    Faith Ford
Actress ("Faith and Hope," "Murphy Brown")

40    Ben Garant
Actor ("Reno911!")

40    Craig Montoya
Rock musician

39    Kimberly Williams-Paisley
Actress ("According to Jim")

37    Nas
Rapper

27    Amy Winehouse
Singer

Historic Birthdays

Margaret Sanger

9/14/1879 - 9/6/1966
American birth-control advocate
(Go to obit.)

81    Luigi Cherubini
9/14/1760 - 3/15/1842
Italian-born French composer of opera and sacred music

89    Alexander von Humboldt
9/14/1769 - 5/6/1859
German naturalist and explorer

92    Alice Stone Blackwell
9/14/1857 - 3/15/1950
American women's suffragist and editor

77    Charles Dana Gibson
9/14/1867 - 12/23/1944
American artist and illustrator

61    Jan Masaryk
9/14/1886 - 3/10/1948
Czechoslovakian statesman and diplomat

66    Karl Compton
9/14/1887 - 6/22/1954
American educator, physicist, and president of M. I. T. (1930-48)

74    Norman Chandler
9/14/1899 - 10/20/1973
American publisher of the Los Angeles Times

87    Hal Wallis
9/14/1899 - 10/5/1986
American motion-picture producer

62    Allan Bloom
9/14/1930 - 10/7/1992
American writer, philosopher and teacher
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 16, 2010, 07:59:33 AM
Today's Highlights in History

On Sept. 16, 1974, President Ford announced a conditional amnesty program for Vietnam War deserters and draft evaders.

On Sept. 16, 1838, James Jerome Hill, who built a railroad empire in the American northwest, was born. Following his death on May 29, 1916, his obituary appeared in The Times.
   
On September 16, 1882, Harper's Weekly featured a cartoon about the British conquest of Egypt.







On this date in:

1630    The Massachusetts village of Shawmut changed its name to Boston.

1638    France's King Louis XIV was born.

1810    Mexico began a successful revolt against Spanish rule.

1893    Hundreds of thousands of settlers took part in a land run in Oklahoma's "Cherokee Strip."

1908    General Motors was formed in Flint, Mich., by William Durant.

1919    The American Legion was incorporated by an act of Congress.

1940    Rep. Samuel T. Rayburn, D-Texas, the longest-serving House speaker in history, was first elected to the post.

1940    President Franklin D. Roosevelt signed into law the first peacetime military draft in U.S. history.

1966    The Metropolitan Opera opened its new home at New York City's Lincoln Center for the Performing Arts.

1972    "The Bob Newhart Show" premiered on CBS.

1974    President Gerald R. Ford announced a conditional amnesty program for Vietnam War deserters and draft-evaders.

1987    Two dozen countries signed the Montreal Protocol, a treaty designed to save the Earth's ozone layer by reducing emissions of harmful chemicals.

2002    U.N. Secretary-General Kofi Annan announced that Iraq had unconditionally accepted the return of U.N. weapons inspectors.

2004    Hurricane Ivan plowed into the Gulf Coast with 130 mph wind and a major storm surge; Ivan was blamed for at least 115 deaths, 43 in the United States.

2007    A deadly shooting in Baghdad involving the U.S. security firm Blackwater USA left 17 Iraqi civilians dead.

2008    The federal government announced an emergency $85 billion loan to rescue AIG, the world's largest insurance company.

Current Birthdays

Mickey Rourke turns 54 years old today.

86    Lauren Bacall
Actress

85    B.B. King
Blues musician

83    Peter Falk
Actor ("Columbo")

78    George Chakiris
Actor ("West Side Story")

76    Elgin Baylor
Basketball Hall of Famer

62    Kenney Jones
Rock musician (Small Faces, The Who)

62    Susan Ruttan
Actress ("L.A. Law")

61    Ed Begley Jr.
Actor

56    Mark McEwen
TV personality

55    Robin Yount
Baseball Hall of Famer

54    David Copperfield
Magician

52    Jennifer Tilly
Actress

47    Richard Marx
Singer

46    Molly Shannon
Actress, comedian ("Saturday Night Live")

42    Marc Anthony
Singer

29    Alexis Bledel
Actress ("Gilmore Girls")

25    Madeline Zima
Actress ("Californication," "Heroes")

18    Nick Jonas
Rock singer, musician (The Jonas Brothers)

Historic Birthdays

James Jerome Hill

9/16/1838 - 5/29/1916
American railroad builder
(Go to obit.)

83    Squire Whipple
9/16/1804 - 3/15/1888
American civil engineer, inventor and theoretician

73    Albrecht Kossel
9/16/1853 - 7/5/1927
German Nobel Prize-winning chemist (1910)

95    J. C. Penney
9/16/1875 - 2/12/1971
American business leader

83    Clive Bell
9/16/1881 - 9/17/1964
English art critic

67    Karen Horney
9/16/1885 - 12/4/1952
German-born American psychoanalyst

78    Jean Arp
9/16/1887 - 6/7/1966
French sculptor, painter and poet

54    Earl Carroll
9/16/1893 - 6/17/1948
American theatrical producer and director

62    Sir Alexander Korda
9/16/1893 - 1/23/1956
Hungarian-born English film director and producer

70    Laurence Peter
9/16/1919 - 1/12/1990
Canadian author
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on September 16, 2010, 10:23:43 AM
on this day in history...
Hefe tries to whore some posts!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 16, 2010, 10:43:00 AM
you will fail. :lol:


actually, you'll succedd, because I'm going to lunch in 3 mins w/ the wife,. :)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on September 16, 2010, 10:44:07 AM
:woot:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: NaturalRaptor on September 16, 2010, 12:07:00 PM
:woot:

Whoring with mini-ho responses!   ;)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on September 16, 2010, 12:13:05 PM
an old Ho that acts like a mini-ho

thats me!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: NaturalRaptor on September 16, 2010, 12:22:25 PM
I wish it were 5:30 already.   :(
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 16, 2010, 12:24:53 PM
I wish it were 4:45 already :(


totally ready to go home!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: NaturalRaptor on September 16, 2010, 12:27:44 PM
I need a beer, glad I am off tomorrow.  Suck ass long week already... ::)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 16, 2010, 12:32:42 PM
Beer is in my near future!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: NaturalRaptor on September 16, 2010, 12:42:26 PM
Might possibly hit up the Crown!  :nod:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 16, 2010, 12:44:42 PM
I did that a few nights back, picked up a 12pk of coke. Mmmmmmmmmmmm
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: NaturalRaptor on September 16, 2010, 12:47:18 PM
So Peels is selling in bulk now!   :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on September 16, 2010, 08:20:11 PM
I give a deposit on the packaging too :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 16, 2010, 08:51:32 PM
peelz iz da man.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 17, 2010, 08:40:37 AM
Today's Highlights in History

On Sept. 17, 1862, Union forces hurled back a Confederate invasion of Maryland in the Civil War battle of Antietam. With 23,100 killed, wounded or captured, it remains the bloodiest day in U.S. military history.

On Sept. 17, 1934, Maureen Connolly, the first woman to win the tennis Grand Slam, was born. Following her death on June 21, 1969, her obituary appeared in The Times.
   
On September 17, 1859, Harper's Weekly featured a cartoon about the conscription of naturalized American citizens into military service in their countries of origin.


On this date in:

1787    The U.S. Constitution was completed and signed by a majority of delegates attending the Constitutional Convention in Philadelphia.

1907    Warren Burger, the 15th chief justice of the U.S. Supreme Court, was born in St. Paul, Minn.

1920    The American Professional Football Association - a precursor of the National Football League - was formed in Canton, Ohio.

1939    The Soviet Union invaded Poland during World War II.

1947    James V. Forrestal was sworn in as the first U.S. secretary of defense.

1972    The comedy series "M.A.S.H." premiered on CBS.

1976    NASA unveiled the space shuttle Enterprise.

1980    Former Nicaraguan president Anastasio Somoza was assassinated in Paraguay.

1986    The Senate confirmed the nomination of William H. Rehnquist as the 16th chief justice of the United States.

1994    Heather Whitestone of Alabama became the first deaf woman to be crowned Miss America.

1996    Former Vice President Spiro T. Agnew died at age 77.

1997    Northern Ireland's main Protestant party joined peace talks, bringing the major players together for first time.

1999    President Bill Clinton lifted restrictions on trade, travel and banking imposed on North Korea a half-century earlier.

2001    Wall Street trading resumed for the first time since the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks - its longest shutdown since the Depression; the Dow lost 684.81 points, its worst one-day point drop to date.

2001    Pro sporting events resumed after a six-day hiatus following the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks.

2003    New York Stock Exchange chairman Dick Grasso resigned amid a furor over his $139.5 million pay package.

2004    Chechen warlord Shamil Basayev claimed responsibility for the recent school siege in Beslan and other terrorist attacks in Russia that claimed more than 430 lives.

2004    San Francisco Giants slugger Barry Bonds hit his 700th career home run, joining Babe Ruth (714) and Hank Aaron (755) as the only players to reach the milestone.

Current Birthdays



Los Angeles Lakers coach Phil Jackson turns 65 years old today.

83    George Blanda
Football Hall of Famer

77    Charles Grassley
U.S. senator, R-Iowa

71    David Souter
Retired Supreme Court justice

60    Fee Waybill
Rock singer (The Tubes)

59    Cassandra Peterson
Actress ("Elvira, Mistress of the Dark")

57    Rita Rudner
Comedian

48    Baz Luhrmann
Director ("Moulin Rouge")

45    Kyle Chandler
Actor ("Friday Night Lights")

40    Mark Brunell
Football player

35    Constantine Maroulis
Singer, actor ("American Idol," "The Bold and the Beautiful")

30    Dan Haren
Baseball player

25    Jon Walker
Rock musician (Panic at the Disco)

Historic Birthdays

Maureen Connolly

9/17/1934 - 6/21/1969
American tennis player
(Go to obit.)

64    Frederick von Steuben
9/17/1730 - 11/28/1794
German officer; helped the cause of U. S. independence

75    Mercy Jackson
9/17/1802 - 12/13/1877
American physician; pioneered women's acceptance in medicine

74    David Dunbar Buick
9/17/1854 - 3/6/1929
Scottish-born American automobile manufacturer

69    Christian Lange
9/17/1869 - 12/11/1938
Norwegian Nobel Prize-winning peace advocate (1921)

51    Rube Foster
9/17/1879 - 12/9/1930
American baseball player; founded the Negro National League

79    William Carlos Williams
9/17/1883 - 3/4/1963
American physician, poet, novelist and short story writer

70    Sir Francis Chichester
9/17/1901 - 8/26/1972
English adventurer; sailed solo around the world

83    Sir Frederick Ashton
9/17/1904 - 8/18/1988
English choreographer and director of the Royal Ballet

87    Warren Burger
9/17/1907 - 6/25/1995
American 15th chief justice of the United States (1969-86)

66    David Oistrakh
9/17/1908 (O.S.) - 10/24/1974
Ukrainian violin virtuoso

29    Hank Williams
9/17/1923 - 1/1/1953
American country western singer and guitarist
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 20, 2010, 07:37:57 AM
Today's Highlights in History

On Sept. 20, 1973, Billie Jean King defeated Bobby Riggs in straight sets 6-4, 6-3, 6-3 in a $100,000 winner-take-all tennis match.

On Sept. 20, 1878, Upton Sinclair, author of "The Jungle" and passionate crusader for social reform, was born. Following his death on Nov. 25, 1968, his obituary appeared in The Times.
   
On September 20, 1902, Harper's Weekly featured a cartoon about a leading reform mayor and potential Democratic presidential nominee.


On this date in:

1519    Portuguese navigator Ferdinand Magellan set out from Spain on a voyage to find a western passage to the Spice Islands in Indonesia.

1870    Italian troops took control of the Papal States, leading to the unification of Italy.

1873    Panic swept the New York Stock Exchange in the wake of railroad bond defaults and bank failures.

1881    Chester A. Arthur was sworn in as the 21st president of the United States, succeeding James A. Garfield, who had been assassinated.

1962    James Meredith, a black man, was blocked from enrolling at the University of Mississippi by Gov. Ross R. Barnett.

1973    Singer-songwriter Jim Croce, 30, died in a plane crash in Louisiana.

1977    The first wave of Southeast Asian "boat people" arrived in San Francisco under a U.S. resettlement program.

1984    A suicide car bomber attacked the U.S. Embassy annex in north Beirut, killing a dozen people.

1998    After playing in a record 2,632 consecutive games over 16 seasons, Cal Ripken Jr. of the Baltimore Orioles sat out a game against the New York Yankees.

1999    Lawrence Russell Brewer was convicted in the dragging death of an African-American man, James Byrd Jr., in Jasper, Texas.

2005    Holocaust survivor and Nazi hunter Simon Wiesenthal died at age 96.




Current Birthdays

Actress Sophia Loren turns 76 years old today.


86    Gogi Grant
Singer

81    Anne Meara
Actress, comedian

59    Guy LaFleur
Hockey Hall of Famer

43    Kristen Johnston
Actress ("3rd Rock From the Sun")

43    Gunnar Nelson
Rock singer (Nelson)

43    Matthew Nelson
Rock singer (Nelson)

Historic Birthdays

Upton Sinclair

9/20/1878 - 11/25/1968
American novelist and activist
(Go to obit.)

94    Sir Richard Griffith
9/20/1784 - 9/22/1878
Irish geologist and civil engineer

58    Sterling Price
9/20/1809 - 9/29/1867
American governor of Missouri and Confederate general

80    Sir James Dewar
9/20/1842 - 3/27/1923
English chemist and physicist

93    Herbert Putnam
9/20/1861 - 8/14/1955
American librarian; led the Library of Congress (1899-1939)

62    Maxwell Perkins
9/20/1884 - 6/17/1947
American editor

83    Sue Sophia Dauser
9/20/1888 - 3/8/1972
American nurse; oversaw the Navy Nurse Corps in World War II

74    Leo Strauss
9/20/1899 - 10/18/1973
German-born American political philosopher

68    Stevie Smith
9/20/1902 - 3/7/1971
English poet, novelist and short story writer

69    Sid Chaplin
9/20/1916 - 1/11/1986
English novelist and short story writer
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 21, 2010, 09:13:38 AM
Today's Highlights in History

On Sept. 21, 1938, a hurricane struck parts of New York and New England, causing widespread damage and claiming more than 600 lives.

On Sept. 21, 1867, Henry Stimson, United States Secretary of War during World War II, was born. Following his death on Oct. 20, 1950, his obituary appeared in The Times.
   
On September 21, 1872, Harper's Weekly featured a cartoon about Horace Greeley, Andersonville prison camp, and the presidential election of 1872.




On this date in:

1792    the French National Convention voted to abolish the monarchy.

1897    The New York Sun ran an editorial that answered a question from 8-year-old Virginia O'Hanlon: "Is there a Santa Claus?"

1931    Britain went off the gold standard.

1937    "The Hobbit" by J.R.R. Tolkien was published.

1948    Milton Berle debuted as permanent host of "The Texaco Star Theater" on NBC.

1957    "Perry Mason," starring Raymond Burr, premiered on CBS.

1964    Malta gained independence from Britain.

1970    "NFL Monday Night Football" debuted on ABC.

1982    National Football League players began a 57-day strike.

1983    Interior Secretary James G. Watt described a special advisory panel as consisting of "a black ... a woman, two Jews and a cripple." Watt later apologized and resigned.

1996    The board of Virginia Military Institute voted to admit women.

1998    President Bill Clinton's videotaped grand jury testimony in the Monica Lewinsky scandal was publicly broadcast, showing him answering one question from prosecutors by saying, "It depends on what the meaning of 'is' is."

1998    Olympic gold medal track star Florence Griffith Joyner, 38, died in her sleep after suffering an epilectic seizure.

2001    Congress approved $15 billion to help an airline industry reeling from the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks.

2003    NASA's Galileo spacecraft plunged into Jupiter's turbulent atmosphere, bringing a fiery conclusion to a 14-year exploration of the solar system's largest planet and its moons.

2004    The album "American Idiot" by Green Day was released.

2008    "Mad Men" became the first basic-cable show to win a top series Emmy award.






Current Birthdays

Actor Bill Murray turns 60 years old today.


92    Karl Slover
Actor ("The Wizard of Oz")

79    Larry Hagman
Actor ("I Dream of Jeannie," "Dallas")

76    Leonard Cohen
Poet, songwriter

69    James Woolsey
Former CIA director

66    Steve Beshear
Governor of Kentucky

66    Fannie Flagg
Author, comedian

63    Jerry Bruckheimer
Producer ("CSI")

63    Stephen King
Author

53    Ethan Coen
Writer, producer

49    Nancy Travis
Actress

48    Rob Morrow
Actor ("Numb3rs," "Northern Exposure")

45    Cheryl Hines
Actress ("Curb Your Enthusiasm")

44    Mike Richter
Hockey player

43    Faith Hill
Country singer

42    Ricki Lake
Actress, talk show host

31    Brian Westbrook
Football player

30    Autumn Reeser
Actress

29    Nicole Richie
TV personality ("The Simple Life")

27    Maggie Grace
Actress ("Lost")
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 22, 2010, 08:43:59 AM
Today's Highlights in History

On Sept. 22, 1862, President Abraham Lincoln issued the preliminary Emancipation Proclamation, declaring all slaves in rebel states should be free as of Jan. 1, 1863.

On Sept. 22, 1902, John Houseman, the director, producer and actor of American stage, film and radio, was born. Following his death on Oct. 31, 1988, his obituary appeared in The Times.
   
On September 22, 1860, Harper's Weekly featured a cartoon about the American tour of Prince Edward, the future King Edward VII of Great Britain.





On this date in:

1776    Nathan Hale was hanged as a spy by the British during the Revolutionary War.

1792    The first French Republic was proclaimed.

1927    Gene Tunney successfully defended his heavyweight boxing title against Jack Dempsey in the "long count" fight in Chicago.

1949    The Soviet Union exploded its first atomic bomb.

1964    The musical "Fiddler on the Roof" opened on Broadway, beginning a run of 3,242 performances.

1969    Willie Mays of the San Francisco Giants hit his 600th career home run during a game in San Diego.

1975    Sara Jane Moore failed in an attempt to shoot President Gerald R. Ford outside a San Francisco hotel.

1980    The conflict between Iran and Iraq erupted into full-scale war.

1989    Songwriter Irving Berlin died at age 101.

1995    Time Warner struck a $7.5 billion deal to buy Turner Broadcasting System Inc.

2004    "Lost" premiered on ABC.

2005    John Roberts' nomination as chief justice cleared the Senate Judiciary Committee on a 13-5 vote.

2008    The U.S. Mint unveiled the first changes to the penny in 50 years, with Abraham Lincoln's portrait still on the front, but new designs replacing the Lincoln Memorial on the back.

Current Birthdays

Rock singer-musician Joan Jett turns 52 years old today.


76    Lute Olson
Hall of Fame basketball coach

68    David Stern
NBA commissioner

59    David Coverdale
Rock singer (Deep Purple, Whitesnake)

56    Shari Belafonte
Actress

54    Debby Boone
Singer

53    Nick Cave
Singer

52    Andrea Bocelli
Opera singer

49    Scott Baio
Actor ("Happy Days," "Joanie Loves Chachi")

49    Catherine Oxenberg
Actress ("Dynasty")

34    Ronaldo
Soccer player

23    Tom Felton
Actor ("Harry Potter" movies)

Historic Birthdays

John Houseman

9/22/1902 - 10/31/1988
American stage, film and radio actor
(Go to obit.)

75    Michael Faraday
9/22/1791 - 8/25/1867
English physicist and chemist

78    Caroline Astor
9/22/1830 - 10/30/1908
American aristocratic leader of New York high society

91    Victor Shelford
9/22/1877 - 12/27/1968
American zoologist and animal ecologist

77    Dame Christabel Pankhurst
9/22/1880 - 2/13/1958
English women's suffragist

71    Erich von Stroheim
9/22/1885 - 5/12/1957
Austrian film director, writer and actor

87    Babette Deutsch
9/22/1895 - 11/13/1982
American poet, critic, translator and novelist

71    Paul Muni
9/22/1895 - 8/25/1967
Austrian-born American stage and film actor

66    William Spratling
9/22/1900 - 8/8/1967
American silver designer and architect

95    Charles Huggins
9/22/1901 - 1/12/1997
Canadian-born American Nobel Prize-winning surgeon and urologist (1966)

58    Eugen Sanger
9/22/1905 - 2/10/1964
German rocket propulsion engineer
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 23, 2010, 08:25:48 AM
Today's Highlights in History

On Sept. 23, 1952, Republican vice-presidential candidate Richard M. Nixon went on television to deliver what came to be known as the ``Checkers'' speech as he denied allegations of improper campaign financing.

On Sept. 23, 1838, Victoria Clafin Woodhull Martin, who ran for United States president in 1872, was born. Following her death on June 9, 1927, her obituary appeared in The Times.
   
On September 23, 1899, Harper's Weekly featured a cartoon about the Dreyfus Affair.



On this date in:

63 B.C.    Caesar Augustus was born in Rome.

1779    American commander John Paul Jones is said to have declared, "I have not yet begun to fight!" during a Revolutionary War naval battle.

1806    The Lewis and Clark expedition returned to St. Louis from the Pacific Northwest.

1846    The planet Neptune was discovered by German astronomer Johann Gottfried Galle.

1926    Jazz saxophonist and composer John Coltrane was born in Hamlet, N.C.

1930    Musician Ray Charles was born Ray Charles Robinson in Albany, Ga.

1939    Sigmund Freud, the founder of psychoanalysis, died at age 83.

1957    Nine black students who had entered Little Rock Central High School in Arkansas were forced to withdraw because of a white mob outside.

1987    Choreographer-director Bob Fosse died at age 60.

1990    Iraq threatened to destroy Middle East oil fields and attack Israel if other nations tried to force it from Kuwait.

1999    The Mars Climate Observer apparently burned up as it was about to go into orbit around the Red Planet.

Current Birthdays

Rock musician Bruce Springsteen turns 61 years old today.


90    Mickey Rooney
Actor

69    Navi Pillay
U.N. high commissioner for human rights

67    Julio Iglesias
Singer

67    Marty Schottenheimer
Football cooach

52    Marvin Lewis
Football cooach

51    Jason Alexander
Actor ("Seinfeld")

49    Chi McBride
Actor

48    John Harbaugh
Football cooach

40    Ani DiFranco
Rock singer

38    Jermaine Dupri
Rapper, producer

19    Melanie Oudin
Tennis player

Historic Birthdays

Victoria Clafin Woodhull Martin

9/23/1838 - 6/9/1927
American women's rights advocate
(Go to obit.)

75    Caesar Augustus
9/23/63 BC - 8/19/14 AD
lst Roman emperor

72    William McGuffey
9/23/1800 - 5/4/1873
American educator; published popular elementary school readers

54    Helen Almira Shafer
9/23/1839 - 1/20/1894
American educator; president of Wellesley College (1888-94)

80    Robert Bosch
9/23/1861 - 3/9/1942
German engineer and industrialist

90    Mary Eliza Terrell
9/23/1863 - 7/24/1954
American social activist and civil rights advocate

82    Emmuska Orczy
9/23/1865 - 11/12/1947
Hungarian-born English novelist; wrote "The Scarlet Pimpernel"

85    Walter Lippmann
9/23/1889 - 12/14/1974
American newspaper commentator and author

77    Tom C. Clark
9/23/1899 - 6/13/1977
American associate justice of the United States Supreme Court

61    Aldo Moro
9/23/1916 - 5/9/1978
Italian five times premier; murdered by terrorists

40    John Coltrane
9/23/1926 - 7/17/1967
American jazz saxophonist, bandleader and composer
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 23, 2010, 08:26:41 AM
its crazy to think that wasn't even 60 years ago!


1957    Nine black students who had entered Little Rock Central High School in Arkansas were forced to withdraw because of a white mob outside.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 24, 2010, 07:59:01 AM
Today's Highlights in History

On Sept. 24, 1996, the United States and the world's other major nuclear powers signed a treaty to end all testing and development of nuclear weapons.

On Sept. 24, 1896, F. Scott Fitzgerald, the famed American novelist of the Jazz Age, was born. Following his death on Dec. 21, 1940, his obituary appeared in The Times.
   
On September 24, 1881, Harper's Weekly featured a cartoon about the status of Native Americans within the American legal system.


On this date in:

1755    John Marshall, the fourth chief justice of the United States, was born in Germantown, Virginia.

1789    Congress passed the First Judiciary Act, which provided for an attorney general and a Supreme Court.

1869    Financiers Jay Gould and James Fisk tried to corner the gold market, sending Wall Street into a panic and leaving thousands of investors in financial ruin.

1896    Author F. Scott Fitzgerald was born in St. Paul, Minn.

1957    The Brooklyn Dodgers played their last game at Ebbets Field before moving to Los Angeles for the next season.

1960    The USS Enterprise, the first nuclear-powered aircraft carrier, was launched at Newport News, Va.

1968    "60 Minutes" premiered on CBS.

1969    A trial began for the "Chicago Eight," who were accused of inciting riots at the 1968 Democratic national convention.

1976    Newspaper heiress Patricia Hearst was sentenced to seven years in prison for her part in a 1974 bank robbery.

1991    The album "Nevermind" by Nirvana was released.

1996    The world's major nuclear powers signed a treaty to end all testing and development of nuclear weapons.

1998    Redesigned $20 bills meant to be harder to counterfeit went into circulation.

2007    United Auto Workers walked off the job at GM plants in the first nationwide strike during auto contract negotiations since 1976. (A tentative pact ended the walkout two days later.)

Current Birthdays

Actress, screenwriter Nia Vardalos ("My Big Fat Greek Wedding") turns 48 years old today.


68    Gerry Marsden
Singer (Gerry and the Pacemakers)

65    Lou Dobbs
News anchor

62    Gordon Clapp
Actor ("NYPD Blue")

58    Joseph Kennedy II
Former U.S. representative, D-Mass.

52    Kevin Sorbo
Actor

37    Eddie George
Football player

28    Paul Hamm
Olympic gymnast

Historic Birthdays

F. Scott Fitzgerald

9/24/1896 - 12/21/1940
American novelist and short story writer
(Go to obit.)

50    Albrecht Wallenstein
9/24/1583 - 2/25/1634
Bohemian statesman and general in the Thirty Years' War

46    Johan de Witt
9/24/1625 - 8/20/1672
Dutch statesman and political leader of Holland (1653-72)

79    John Marshall
9/24/1755 - 7/6/1835
American congressman, secretary of state and 4th chief justice of the U.S. Supreme Court

66    Mark Hanna
9/24/1837 - 2/15/1904
American industrialist and political kingmaker

81    Sir A. P. Herbert
9/24/1890 - 11/11/1971
English novelist, playwright, poet and politician

88    Stephen Bechtel
9/24/1900 - 3/14/1989
American construction engineer; founded Bechtel Corp.

88    Severo Ochoa
9/24/1905 - 11/1/1993
Spanish Nobel Prize-winning biochemist and molecular biologist (1959)

66    Svetlana Beriosova
9/24/1932 - 11/10/1998
Lithuanian-born prima ballerina

53    Jim Henson
9/24/1936 - 5/16/1990
American puppeteer; creator of the Muppets
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 27, 2010, 08:04:41 AM
Today's Highlights in History


On Sept. 27, 1964, the Warren Commission issued a report concluding that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone in assassinating President John F. Kennedy.

On Sept. 27, 1840, Alfred Thayer Mahan, the influential American naval strategist, was born. Following his death on Dec. 1, 1914, his obituary appeared in The Times.
   
On September 27, 1902, Harper's Weekly featured a cartoon about college football.



On this date in:

1540    Pope Paul III issued a papal bull establishing the Society of Jesus, or Jesuits, as a religious order.

1779    John Adams was named to negotiate the Revolutionary War's peace terms with Britain.

1825    The first locomotive to haul a passenger train was operated by George Stephenson in England.

1928    The United States said it was recognizing the Nationalist Chinese government.

1939    Warsaw, Poland, surrendered after weeks of resistance to invading forces from Nazi Germany and the Soviet Union during World War II.

1954    "Tonight!" hosted by Steve Allen, made its debut on NBC-TV.

1959    A typhoon battered the main Japanese island of Honshu, killing nearly 5,000 people.

1990    The Senate Judiciary Committee approved the Supreme Court nomination of David H. Souter.

1991    The Senate Judiciary Committee deadlocked, 7-7, on the nomination of Clarence Thomas to the Supreme Court.

1994    More than 350 Republican congressional candidates signed the "Contract with America," a 10-point platform they pledged to enact if voters sent a GOP majority to the U.S. House.

1996    The Taliban, a band of former seminary students, drove the government of Afghani President Burhanuddin Rabbani out of Kabul, captured the capital and executed former leader Najibullah.

1998    Mark McGwire of the St. Louis Cardinals hit his record-setting 69th and 70th home runs in the last game of the season.

1999    Tiger Stadium closed after 87 years as home of baseball's Detroit Tigers.

2005    Army reservist Lynndie England was sentenced to three years behind bars for her role in the Abu Ghraib prison scandal.

2009    Pulitzer Prize-winning conservative columnist and former Nixon speechwriter William Safire died at age 79.





Current Birthdays
Actress Gwyneth Paltrow turns 38 years old today.


91    Charles Percy
Former U.S. senator, R-Ill.

90    Jayne Meadows
Actress

88    Arthur Penn
Director ("The Miracle Worker," "Bonnie and Clyde")

81    Sada Thompson
Actress

74    Don Cornelius
Producer ("Soul Train")

67    Randy Bachman
Rock singer, musician (Bachman-Turner Overdrive)

63    Meat Loaf
Rock singer

63    Liz Torres
Actress

61    Mike Schmidt
Baseball Hall of Famer

52    Shaun Cassidy
Singer

28    Lil' Wayne
Rapper

26    Avril Lavigne
Rock singer

Historic Birthdays

Alfred Thayer Mahan

9/27/1840 - 12/1/1914
American naval strategist
(Go to obit.)

74    Cosimo de Medici
9/27/1389 - 8/1/1464
Florentine ruler

90    St. Alfonso Liguori
9/27/1696 - 8/1/1787
Italian theologian

81    Samuel Adams
9/27/1722 - 10/2/1803
American revolutionary leader

72    Benjamin Gould
9/27/1824 - 11/26/1896
American astronomer

62    Thomas Nast
9/27/1840 - 12/7/1902
American political cartoonist

80    Harry Blackstone
9/27/1885 - 11/16/1965
American magician and illusionist

88    Samuel Ervin
9/27/1896 - 4/23/1985
American senator from North Carolina; chairman of the committee that investigated Watergate

47    Vincent Youmans
9/27/1898 - 4/5/1946
American songwriter

66    Sir Martin Ryle
9/27/1918 - 10/14/1984
English physicist and astronomer

73    William Conrad
9/27/1920 - 2/11/1994
American radio, film and television actor and producer

37    Earl "Bud" Powell
9/27/1924 - 8/1/1966
American jazz pianist and composer
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 28, 2010, 09:31:26 AM
Today's Highlights in History

On Sept. 28, 1924, two United States Army planes landed in Seattle, Washington, having completed the first round-the-world flight in 175 days.

On Sept. 28, 1901, Ed Sullivan, who entertained millions of Americans with his long-running Sunday night variety show, was born. Following his death on Oct. 13, 1974, his obituary appeared in The Times.
   
On September 28, 1861, Harper's Weekly featured a cartoon about financing the Union war effort during the Civil War.



On this date in:

1066    William the Conqueror, the duke of Normandy, invaded England.

1542    Portuguese navigator Juan Rodriguez Cabrillo arrived in present-day San Diego.

1781    American forces, backed by a French fleet, began the siege of Yorktown Heights, Va., during the Revolutionary War,

1787    Congress voted to send the Constitution to state legislatures for their approval.

1850    Flogging was abolished as a form of punishment in the U.S. Navy.

1939    During World War II, Germany and the Soviet Union agreed on a plan to partition Poland.

1972    Japan and Communist China agreed to re-establish diplomatic relations.

1974    First lady Betty Ford underwent a mastectomy at Bethesda Naval Medical Center in Maryland.

1989    Deposed Philippine President Ferdinand E. Marcos died in exile in Hawaii at age 72.

1991    Jazz musician Miles Davis died at age 65.

1995    Israeli Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin and PLO chairman Yasser Arafat signed an accord to transfer much of the West Bank to the control of its Arab residents.

2000    The Food and Drug Administration approved the use of RU-486, a pill that allows a woman to terminate a pregnancy days or weeks after conception..

2000    Ariel Sharon, leader of Israel's hard-line opposition, sparked new Israeli-Palestinian clashes by touring the Temple Mount.

2000    Former Canadian Prime Minister Pierre Elliott Trudeau died at age 80.

2005    The U.S. Treasury unveiled the new $10 bill, which features splashes of red, yellow and orange.

2009    Iran tested its longest-range missiles and warned they could reach any place that threatens the country, including Israel, parts of Europe and U.S. military bases in the Mideast.




Current Birthdays

Actress Naomi Watts turns 42 years old today.


76    Brigitte Bardot
Actress

72    Ben E. King
R&B singer

64    Jeffrey Jones
Actor ("Ferris Bueller's Day Off")

56    Steve Largent
Football Hall of Famer, former congressman

48    Grant Fuhr
Hockey Hall of Famer

46    Janeane Garofalo
Actress, comedian

43    Mira Sorvino
Actress

43    Moon Zappa
TV personality

33    Young Jeezy
Rapper

33    Se Ri Pak
Golfer

Historic Birthdays

Ed Sullivan

9/28/1901 - 10/13/1974
American television host
(Go to obit.)

60    Pierre-Louis Maupertuis
9/28/1698 - 7/27/1759
French mathematician, biologist and astronomer

66    Prosper Merimee
9/28/1803 - 9/23/1870
French dramatist, historian, archaeologist and short story writer

88    Georges Clemenceau
9/28/1841 - 11/24/1929
French statesman; premier of the Third Republic (1917-20)

87    Avery Brundage
9/28/1887 - 5/8/1975
American president of the International Olympic Committee (1952-72)

74    Elmer Rice
9/28/1892 - 5/8/1967
American playwright, director and novelist

89    William Paley
9/28/1901 - 10/26/1990
American broadcaster; led CBS for over 50 years

70    Al Capp
9/28/1909 - 11/5/1979
American cartoonist; created "Li'l Abner"

77    Alice Marble
9/28/1913 - 12/13/1990
American tennis player

76    Michael Somes
9/28/1917 - 11/18/1994
English ballet dancer

70    Tom Harmon
9/28/1919 - 3/15/1990
American football player; won Heisman Trophy in 1940

72    Marcello Mastroianni
9/28/1924 - 12/19/1996
Italian actor
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 29, 2010, 09:19:51 AM
Today's Highlights in History

On Sept. 29, 1957, the New York Giants played their last game at the Polo Grounds, losing to the Pittsburgh Pirates 9-1. The Giants moved to San Francisco for the next season.

On Sept. 29, 1901, Enrico Fermi, the Italian-born physicist who helped develop America's first atomic weapons, was born. Following his death on Nov. 28, 1954, his obituary appeared in The Times.
   
On September 29, 1866, Harper's Weekly featured a cartoon about Reconstruction.



On this date in:

1789    The U.S. War Department established a regular army with a strength of several hundred men.

1829    London's reorganized police force, which became known as Scotland Yard, went on duty.

1918    Allied forces scored a decisive breakthrough on the Hindenburg Line during World War I.

1963    The second session of the Second Vatican Council opened in Rome.

1978    Pope John Paul I was found dead in his Vatican apartment a little more than one month after becoming head of the Roman Catholic Church.

1989    Actress Zsa Zsa Gabor was convicted of battery for slapping a Beverly Hills police officer who had pulled her over.

2000    Israeli riot police stormed a major Jerusalem shrine and opened fire on stone-throwing Muslim worshippers, killing four Palestinians and wounding 175.

2005    John Roberts was sworn in as the nation's 17th chief justice.

2008    the Dow Jones industrial average fell a record 777.68 points after the House defeated a $700 billion emergency rescue plan for the nation's financial system.





Current Birthdays

Actor Zachary Levi ("Chuck") turns 30 years old.


79    Anita Ekberg
Actress

75    Jerry Lee Lewis
Rock singer, musician

68    Ian McShane
Actor ("Deadwood")

68    Bill Nelson
U.S. senator, D-Fla.

68    Jean-Luc Ponty
Jazz violinist

62    Bryant Gumbel
TV personality

55    Gwen Ifill
Broadcast journalist

53    Andrew "Dice" Clay
Comedian

48    Roger Bart
Actor

44    Jill Whelan
Actress ("The Love Boat")

41    Erika Eleniak
Actress

40    Brad Cotter
Country singer ("Nashville Star")

Historic Birthdays

Enrico Fermi

9/29/1901 - 11/28/1954
Italian-born American Nobel Prize-winning physicist (1938)
(Go to obit.)

57    Pompey The Great
9/29/106 BC - 9/28/48 BC
Roman statesman and general of the Roman Republic

68    John Leslie
9/29/1527 - 5/31/1596
Scottish bishop; advisor to Queen Mary

66    Francois Boucher
9/29/1703 - 5/30/1770
French painter, engraver and designer

47    Horatio Nelson
9/29/1758 - 10/21/1805
English naval commander

84    Caroline Yale
9/29/1848 - 7/2/1933
American educator of the deaf

54    Walther Rathenau
9/29/1867 - 6/24/1922
German statesman, industrialist and philosopher

80    Miguel Aleman
9/29/1902 - 5/14/1983
Mexican president (1946-52)

91    Greer Garson
9/29/1904 - 4/6/1996
English-born motion-picture actress

71    Trevor Howard
9/29/1913 - 1/7/1988
English stage and screen actor


Go to a previous date.
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Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on October 04, 2010, 07:48:15 AM
Today's Highlights in History


On Oct. 4, 1957, the Space Age began as the Soviet Union launched Sputnik, the first man-made satellite, into orbit. (Go to article.)

On Oct. 4, 1895, Buster Keaton, the American comic actor of silent films, was born. Following his death on Feb. 1, 1966, his obituary appeared in The Times.
   
On October 4, 1862, Harper's Weekly featured a cartoon about General George B. McClellan and the Battle of Antietam.



On this date in:

1822    Rutherford B. Hayes, the 19th president of the United States, was born in Delaware, Ohio.

1895    The first U.S. Open golf tournament was held, at the Newport Country Club in Rhode Island.

1923    Actor Charlton Heston was born John Charles Carter in Evanston, Ill.

1931    The comic strip "Dick Tracy" by Chester Gould made its debut.

1957    Jimmy Hoffa was elected president of the Teamsters Union.

1957    "Leave It to Beaver" premiered on CBS.

1970    Rock singer Janis Joplin, 27, was found dead of an accidental heroin overdose.

1990    German lawmakers held the first meeting of the reunified country's parliament in the Reichstag in Berlin.

1993    Dozens of cheering, dancing Somalis dragged the body of an American soldier through the streets of Mogadishu.

2001    Authorities said a man in Boca Raton, Fla., had contracted the inhaled form of anthrax; he died the following day.

2002    John Walker Lindh, the so-called "American Taliban," was sentenced to 20 years in prison by a federal judge in Alexandria, Va.

2002    Richard Reid pleaded guilty in a federal court to trying to blow up a trans-Atlantic flight with explosives hidden in his shoes.



Current Birthdays

Actress Susan Sarandon turns 64 years old today.


76    Sam Huff
Football Hall of Famer

75    Eddie Applegate
Actor ("The Patty Duke Show")

73    Jackie Collins
Author

69    Roy Blount Jr.
Author

69    Anne Rice
Author

65    Clifton Davis
Actor

64    Chuck Hagel
Former U.S. senator, R-Neb.

61    Lee Blessing
Playwright

61    Armand Assante
Actor

49    David W. Harper
Actor ("The Waltons")

49    Jon Secada
Singer

43    Liev Schreiber
Actor

34    Alicia Silverstone
Actress ("Clueless")

31    Rachael Leigh Cook
Actress

Historic Birthdays

Buster Keaton

10/4/1895 - 2/1/1966
American actor
(Go to obit.)

26    Louis X
10/4/1289 - 6/5/1316
King of Navarre (1305-14) and king of France (1314-16)

61    Charles IX
10/4/1550 - 10/30/1611
King of Sweden (1604-11)

85    Lord Richard Cromwell
10/4/1626 - 7/12/1712
English lord protector (1658-9)

60    Jean Francois Millet
10/4/1814 - 1/20/1875
French painter

70    Rutherford Birchard Hayes
10/4/1822 - 1/17/1893
19th president of the United States (1877-81)

48    Frederic Remington
10/4/1861 - 12/26/1909
American artist; specialized in western themes

67    Edward L. Stratemeyer
10/4/1862 - 5/10/1930
American writer

62    Damon Runyon
10/4/1884 - 12/10/1946
American writer

69    John Kelly
10/4/1890 - 6/20/1960
American oarsman
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on October 06, 2010, 11:06:10 AM
:sit:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on October 06, 2010, 11:15:03 AM
On Oct. 4, 1957, the Space Age began as the Soviet Union launched Sputnik, the first man-made satellite, into orbit.

I damn near died when the space ship ran it over in Wall-E :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on October 06, 2010, 12:04:05 PM
1957    Jimmy Hoffa was elected president of the Teamsters Union.


Who?

:lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on October 06, 2010, 01:32:53 PM
now he sleeps wit da fishes :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on October 06, 2010, 01:38:19 PM
20,000
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on October 06, 2010, 01:38:37 PM
grats whore!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Spartan on October 06, 2010, 01:40:49 PM
:woot: Congrats
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: disco on October 06, 2010, 01:41:00 PM
:golfclap:    :clap:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on October 06, 2010, 01:42:20 PM
20,000/5 post to relevance ratio...congrats...you got Krandall beat :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on October 06, 2010, 01:47:42 PM
I try   :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Spartan on October 06, 2010, 01:48:31 PM
There is no try, only do  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Spartan on October 06, 2010, 01:49:06 PM
Annnnnnnnnnnnddddddddddddddddd................


2,000 posts
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on October 06, 2010, 01:54:05 PM
:whore:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Spartan on October 06, 2010, 01:57:03 PM
:kettle:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on October 12, 2010, 10:15:30 AM
Happy Tuesday suckas!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on October 12, 2010, 10:16:23 AM
I'm whoring it up for Matt. He got all emotional on me @ the rally because he can't be on chat much. He likes posts..


I vote Aaron be matts shoulder to cry on....

:lol:

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on October 20, 2010, 02:49:51 PM
So.. anyone else ready to get home? Been one of those weeks.

dealing with a whiny user from a tech area who is working with a vendor trying to install new products. Getting called every 10 mins for a new question.. it sucks.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on October 20, 2010, 03:04:32 PM
So.. anyone else ready to get home? Been one of those weeks.

dealing with a whiny user from a tech area who is working with a vendor trying to install new products. Getting called every 10 mins for a new question.. it sucks.

same sort of day here.  Must be in the air.

In the middle of a power struggle today. Between IT and production floor. IT manager asked network administrator a question...he was busy and didnt know, so he asked me. I glanced at the error logs on the print driver. apparently, this is considered stepping on IT's toes. :lol: :wtf: SO basically. a network configutration change that should take 30 seconds for me to change....just lasted all afternoon while they decided who's responsibility it was. :thud:

I must be at mcdonalds....cuz "i'm lovin it!!!!!" ba-da ba-ba-ba
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on October 21, 2010, 12:42:07 PM
sooo......WHy don't we just get rid of the board? Nobody posts anyways :confused: :lol:

new site called "sometimes-raptorchat.com"

:rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on October 21, 2010, 12:54:52 PM
Why don't I call it.. Imabanyoass.com...


:confused:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on October 21, 2010, 01:06:14 PM
:whore:

that's better.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on October 22, 2010, 09:25:42 AM
my names peelz.

I cry about no posting.


then I don't sign on.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on October 22, 2010, 11:41:29 AM
my names peelz.

I cry about no posting.


then I don't sign on.

bad day sugar. very bad. so sue me. :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on October 22, 2010, 01:20:23 PM
You said it.

;)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on October 25, 2010, 09:22:46 AM
Hope everyone had a great weekend. Anyone do anything fun? Got a new toy saturday!

(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm194/krandallsfury/jeep.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: vern burny on October 25, 2010, 11:37:38 AM
Randy, I hate you.  I demand more pictures of the heep and details of the proposed build.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on October 25, 2010, 11:52:12 AM
Its already got a 289 (v8) in it. Only plans thus far is MAYBE paint it.. Otherwise, just drive it. :)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on October 25, 2010, 11:58:59 AM
touch it with a wrench...i keel you
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: disco on October 25, 2010, 01:50:31 PM
I LIKE the new toy!  Always wanted one of those.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on October 26, 2010, 07:43:57 AM
2001    President George W. Bush signed the USA Patriot Act, giving authorities unprecedented ability to search, seize, detain or eavesdrop in their pursuit of possible terrorists.




woot... :confused:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on October 27, 2010, 06:49:43 AM
The President has recently appointed a Golf Czar and major rule changes in the game of golf will become effective in November 2010.  This is only a preview as the complete rule book (expect 2000+ pages) is being rewritten as we speak. Here are a few of the changes.

Golfers with handicaps:
- below 10 will have their green fees increased by 35%.
- between 11 and 18 will see no increase in green fees.
- above 18 will get a $20 check each time they play.

The term "gimme" will be changed to "entitlement" and will be used as follows:
- handicaps  below 10, no entitlements.
- handicaps from 11 to 17, entitlements for putter length putts.
- handicaps above 18, if your ball is on green, no need to putt, just pick it up.

These entitlements are intended to bring about fairness and, most importantly, equality in scoring.  In addition, a player will be limited to a maximum of one birdie or six pars in any given 18-hole round.  Any excess must be given to those fellow players who have not yet scored a birdie or par.  Only after all players have received a birdie or par from the player actually making the birdie or par, can that player begin to count his pars and birdies again.  The current USGA handicap system will be used for the above purposes, but the term 'net score' will be available only for scoring those players with handicaps of 18 and above. This is intended to 'redistribute' the success of winning by making sure that in every competition, the above 18 handicap players will post only 'net score' against every other player's gross score.  These new rules are intended to CHANGE the game of golf.

Golf must be about fairness.   It should have nothing to do with ability, hard work, practice, and responsibility.  This is the "right thing to do."
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on October 27, 2010, 11:44:04 AM
Happy hump day guys.


I'm having problems keeping my sanity w/ my cube neighbor.

he's constantly tapping his feet. and he does this thing to clear his throat like once every 10-30 seconds...... :funyun:


Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on October 27, 2010, 11:47:49 AM
CS gas grenade.......problem solved
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on October 27, 2010, 11:57:10 AM
CS? need more info please.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Spartan on October 27, 2010, 12:15:14 PM
Tear gas
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on October 27, 2010, 12:19:14 PM
(http://www.defense.gov/dodcmsshare/homepagephoto/2008-02//hires_080129-M-8605C-003b.jpg)


Writing on the wall is sooooo true.  Cuase these exercises will comtinue without the mask :help:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on October 27, 2010, 12:22:22 PM
sorry for the big pics...but here's the exit scene :lol:



...memories :(


(http://www.paulnwhelan.com/files/Doug_at_the_Gas_Chamber.JPG)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on October 27, 2010, 12:29:22 PM
hmmm reminds me of my house for some reason.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on October 27, 2010, 02:30:42 PM
Cripes.

Is that so, when you fire off tear gas, its supposed to help you think twice?
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on October 27, 2010, 02:35:41 PM
and acclamate you to it in case it gets launched at you.  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on October 28, 2010, 10:13:50 AM
interesting. kind o flike how chuck norris uses pepper spray as eye drops?

:lol:


Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on October 28, 2010, 10:53:32 AM
interesting. kind o flike how chuck norris uses pepper spray as eye drops?

:lol:




and battery acid as mouthwash
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on November 02, 2010, 08:55:23 AM
dammit randy. :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 02, 2010, 08:56:00 AM
:bird:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on November 03, 2010, 08:27:18 AM
Justice in DALLAS...

DALLAS, TX  (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a DALLAS County courtroom drama today when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.

The boy surprised the court  when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the DALLAS COWBOYS football team, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 03, 2010, 08:28:37 AM
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on November 03, 2010, 08:41:04 AM
Justice in DALLAS...

DALLAS, TX  (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a DALLAS County courtroom drama today when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.

The boy surprised the court  when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the DALLAS COWBOYS football team, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.


LOL!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 03, 2010, 09:03:34 AM
Happy wednesday nukkas. Anyone got any cool plans for the evening?
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on November 03, 2010, 09:14:56 AM
just chillin... got my uncle's visitation tomorrow.  :(
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on November 03, 2010, 09:26:05 AM
Happy wednesday nukkas. Anyone got any cool plans for the evening?

Dinner, Gym, TV, Sexytime, sleep
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 03, 2010, 09:30:23 AM
:lol:

sounds like a solid evening!!!!


Gym, MW2, Sexytime, Trivia night, sexytime, sleep.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Lady4Fiddy on November 05, 2010, 11:14:33 AM
This is kinda funny.

1.Go to Google maps.

2. Go to "Get Directions."

3. Type Japan as the start location.

4. Type China as the end location.

5. Go to direction#43.

6. Laugh :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on November 05, 2010, 11:18:52 AM
This is kinda funny.

1.Go to Google maps.

2. Go to "Get Directions."

3. Type Japan as the start location.

4. Type China as the end location.

5. Go to direction#43.

6. Laugh :lol:

LOL!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on November 05, 2010, 11:21:44 AM
:rofl:.....#42 should be put on wet suit!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 05, 2010, 11:48:57 AM
now that's funny!!! :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 05, 2010, 11:52:01 AM
its similar to doing United states to Japan :)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on November 12, 2010, 08:51:53 AM
you owed me one, I get that randy.

:ban:  :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 12, 2010, 10:16:30 AM
:lol:


sorry peelz :(
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on November 13, 2010, 04:37:36 PM
THis snow had me looking at snowmobiles on ebay. I noticed yamaha makes a sled with the SE2 color combo.

Just sayin'

 :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on November 16, 2010, 11:14:46 AM
buying this t-shirt.

(http://rlv.zcache.com/i_smoke_rocks_tshirt-p235138392172800596q6v8_400.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on November 16, 2010, 11:45:23 AM
buying this t-shirt.

(http://www.extremecostumes.com/Ihb_basic_meth.jpg)



Nice :thumbs:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 18, 2010, 08:33:15 AM
happy thursday all.

1 month away basically until I roll out to the land of Oz.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 18, 2010, 02:42:14 PM
kc's pic
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Lady4Fiddy on November 19, 2010, 01:54:58 PM
thats not good   :(
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on November 19, 2010, 01:59:45 PM
very sad. even sadder stiil: if you look through his photos....right before the fire photos of his garage..is a raptor sitting in said garage. :( I dont wanna ask. :(
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Lady4Fiddy on November 19, 2010, 02:01:49 PM
has anyone contacted him?
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 19, 2010, 02:02:27 PM
werd. I wish I had his number to give him a ring and just chat.


maybe we could pool a few bucks together to send him.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Lady4Fiddy on November 19, 2010, 02:07:11 PM
I got his number, will try and contact him.  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 19, 2010, 02:08:56 PM
Thanks Nikki.

Anyone interested in putting $5 in for sending to KC?
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Lady4Fiddy on November 19, 2010, 02:14:03 PM
I'm sure we are in!  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on November 19, 2010, 02:16:55 PM
looks like somebody broke in his house he said.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 19, 2010, 02:20:08 PM
cripes. that sucks :(

I hope everything is quick for them, especially w/ the cold months coming up.

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: NaturalRaptor on November 22, 2010, 11:18:51 AM
Stopping in to say hi and Happy Thanksgiving everyone     :thumbs:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on November 22, 2010, 11:23:24 AM
right back at ya tater-boy
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on November 29, 2010, 12:39:43 PM
RANDY!!!

(http://drippet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/imagesCtrl-+-Z.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on November 29, 2010, 12:45:15 PM
(http://blogs.twincities.com/yourtechweblog/WindowsLiveWriter/Istumbleonanotherpricelesslocallicensepl_E597/IMG_0673_thumb.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on November 29, 2010, 12:48:29 PM
Kamakazi ?

(http://r8pl8z.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/BUKKAKE.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 29, 2010, 02:11:46 PM
ERMAHGERD :lol:

the minnesota one is AWESOME!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 30, 2010, 10:15:43 AM
Happy tuesday suckas!!!!!!


day's flying by for me. almost lunch time! :woot:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on November 30, 2010, 02:41:43 PM
flying here too. nothing but analyzing data today. my eyes hurt. :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 30, 2010, 03:02:01 PM
analyze this peelz


:bird:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on December 01, 2010, 01:39:05 PM
time to chill with the Mrs. and the kidlets tonight...what are you slackas doin?
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Lady4Fiddy on December 01, 2010, 01:55:01 PM
Cooking dinner, going to the gym, and then going to bed. It's quite adventurous. :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: rappyfreak on December 01, 2010, 02:30:56 PM
Getting a haircut (look like a cuetip already), dinner and feed/hold my baby girl to sleep.  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on December 01, 2010, 03:24:51 PM
Cooking dinner, going to the gym, and then going to bed. It's quite adventurous. :lol:


I have found you can make dinner VERY adventurous while cooking!

:help: :run:




Goin home. workin on the wifes car. blower motor for the heater went out, pull the old one out and get the new one in. then off to trivia night! :)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Lady4Fiddy on December 01, 2010, 03:38:31 PM
Cooking dinner, going to the gym, and then going to bed. It's quite adventurous. :lol:


I have found you can make dinner VERY adventurous while cooking!

:help: :run:


Yeah but putting out fires all the time gets lame. :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: kyledvor61 on December 01, 2010, 03:43:22 PM
._.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on December 03, 2010, 08:52:37 AM
So cool that you guys decided to add the atv part of the forum to our shoutbox.  :thumbs: :rolleyes:

:lol:

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on December 03, 2010, 09:06:07 AM
???



huh?
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on December 03, 2010, 09:16:23 AM
randy can't read sarcasm.

I just noticed today that there was a forum below the shoutbox.

When did you add that?

good idea. :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on December 03, 2010, 09:24:05 AM
I dont get it still...

the forum has been here since day one... ???



















































this is what I Think of your sarcasm.. :bird: :moon:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on December 03, 2010, 09:34:55 AM
a$$Hole!

yes you do.

sarcastic nazi muthaf**ka! :krandall:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on December 03, 2010, 09:46:04 AM
I dont get it still...

the forum has been here since day one... ???



















































this is what I Think of your sarcasm.. :bird: :moon:

:bslap:  

No worries simple.......just enjoy your blue koolaide in your sippy cup, and make sure your bike helmet is on tight ;)


:lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on December 03, 2010, 10:18:23 AM
a$$Hole!

yes you do.

sarcastic nazi muthaf**ka! :krandall:

There's no joking about chambers of death peelz

:nazi:

:lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: disco on December 05, 2010, 05:23:52 PM
On my way home from a haircut today I saw an AIDS awareness billboard.  Some chick on it saying "He didn't have a condom so I stopped" apparently thereby keeping her from catching AIDS from her boyfriend this random dude she wants to bang.  I googled the billboard when I got home but couldn't find it although I did find an article saying Afro-Americans are being targeted in the campaign.  So my question is, do AA's kiss or get a little freaky before they hit it and quit it?  WTF is a condom gonna do?  Keep the AIDS out of her vajayjay so she can catch it in her mouth?  Thank GERD AIDS is only transmitted via semen because she'd be in trouble if it was transmitted via bodily fluids.  Whew!  Close one gurl, good thing you stopped him before he gave you an AIDS injection!

/rant
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Spartan on December 06, 2010, 04:05:52 AM
AIDS tastes good with ketchup...just sayin
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on December 06, 2010, 08:56:48 AM
:rofl:

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on December 08, 2010, 03:46:54 PM
wow...the forum is burnin up the charts today :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on December 10, 2010, 08:04:45 AM
Sounds like south Minnesota and iowa are supposed to get dumped on w/ snow tonight/tomorrow!

get the rappy warmed up peelz! :D
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on December 10, 2010, 08:50:06 AM
Sounds like south Minnesota and iowa are supposed to get dumped on w/ snow tonight/tomorrow!

get the rappy warmed up peelz! :D

:woot: usually overestimated though
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on December 10, 2010, 09:01:29 AM
Werd. yesterday we were supposed to get an inch of snow... wasn't enough even to cover the road.. super super light dusting.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on December 10, 2010, 10:58:51 AM
we wont get anything out of this. guaranteed. :confused:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on December 10, 2010, 11:57:39 AM
lol.

per my bro.. the rivers are all crusted over... with this below zero stuff we're getting this weekend, that'll surely drive the ice down!! :woot:

Will be paying for the last part of the motor next week and it should be here sometime while I'm gone in Australia. Should work out well and have it all put back together by the end of Jan :D Feb/March River Run?
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on December 10, 2010, 01:05:17 PM
nice. hope so. remember, I have an engine part to put in mine.....fail imminent.  :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on December 10, 2010, 01:17:19 PM
lol

its okay. join the club :D
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on December 10, 2010, 01:26:45 PM
it hit 40 degrees today :)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on December 10, 2010, 01:27:11 PM
~ 60 here
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on December 10, 2010, 01:30:18 PM
23° now.

high of 22° tomorrow..

Sunday.. High of 0° :mn:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on December 10, 2010, 01:31:01 PM
Only 5 more months till you see the sun again randy!!  :woot:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on December 10, 2010, 01:33:17 PM
no way. less than 2 weeks... Melbourne is 70-90° :D
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on December 10, 2010, 01:42:47 PM
23° now.

high of 22° tomorrow..

Sunday.. High of 0° :mn:

zero is our low sunday. yep, winter low pressure comes in, dropping the temp, but we rarely get the snow. :( I hate that.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on December 10, 2010, 02:00:22 PM
not totally sure what I did this time.

Just don't forget this time.

:ban:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on December 10, 2010, 02:19:02 PM
are you banned? I don't show you being.

wasn't me this time :)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on December 10, 2010, 02:24:53 PM
Wasn't me either ??? Really... :lol:

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on December 10, 2010, 02:28:31 PM
are you banned? I don't show you being.

wasn't me this time :)

briefly, and next to to the chat entry window. WHer eit usually says "banned from posting" it said "cuz I can" :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on December 10, 2010, 02:34:58 PM
i locked it for a second is all, its back to normal
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on December 10, 2010, 02:41:09 PM
dinkus!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on December 10, 2010, 02:47:15 PM
Shutty gramps or I'll hide your depends
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on December 10, 2010, 02:51:24 PM
I'm not cleanin up his sh*t.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on December 12, 2010, 05:27:27 PM
someone will

maybe Lady will wipe me :(
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on December 13, 2010, 07:41:31 AM
You'd have to do "favors".. For her to agree to that. :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on December 13, 2010, 08:09:51 AM
adult diapers FTW.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on December 13, 2010, 08:37:35 AM
mmmm free breakfast!!!

some big meeting was supposed to go down, but w/ all the snow we got, there were TONS of people out of office, so my boss let us have some :woot: :dance:


eggs, taters, sausage, bagels, and coffee :batman:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on December 14, 2010, 09:00:12 AM
work work work. :(
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: rappyfreak on December 14, 2010, 09:30:07 AM
runny nose, upset stomach, watery eyes, crap! coming down with a cold... :cry:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on December 14, 2010, 09:55:51 AM
I had a minor cold last week, hopin to keep it away for 7 more days!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Pw383426 on December 14, 2010, 03:33:03 PM
Oh hai guise, what's goin on in hurr?
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on December 14, 2010, 03:41:32 PM
same old shitload of nothing.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on December 14, 2010, 03:58:56 PM
Headed home, catch you guys later!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Pw383426 on December 14, 2010, 04:43:18 PM
same old shitload of nothing.

On this board a shitload of nothing usually doesn't hinder post count at all  :nod:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Spartan on December 14, 2010, 04:57:38 PM
That's true...:lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on December 14, 2010, 07:28:49 PM
:lol:

Heck no.. That's how we roll!!! :D
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on January 06, 2011, 02:32:06 AM
Greetings from the land down under!!!!

Just checking in to make sure Aaron hasn't torched the place yet. Last day on the great barrier reef, we head to Sydney tomorrow for a few days then headed back home tuesday (11th I believe it is).

Miss you peelz. :kiss:

:lol:


can't wait to share the pics we have!!
Until then, keep on keepin on guys.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Spartan on January 06, 2011, 05:39:12 AM
Hi Randy, glad to see you alive...BTW History has been broken for a few days...just a fyi
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on January 06, 2011, 06:35:19 AM
Greetings from the land down under!!!!

Just checking in to make sure Aaron hasn't torched the place yet. Last day on the great barrier reef, we head to Sydney tomorrow for a few days then headed back home tuesday (11th I believe it is).

Miss you peelz. :kiss:

:lol:


can't wait to share the pics we have!!
Until then, keep on keepin on guys.

awww right back at ya  :lol: freak
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on January 08, 2011, 03:51:19 AM
I'll send hefer a PM to FIX IT! :mad:

We're in Sydney now. A bit warm... (Full of asians... CRIPES)

be home in a few days :(
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on January 10, 2011, 09:04:39 PM
I'll send Senior Citizen r a PM to FIX IT! :mad:

We're in Sydney now. A bit warm... (Full of asians... CRIPES)

be home in a few days :(

Hope you had fun with the customs guys!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: rappyfreak on January 11, 2011, 02:19:01 PM
Bet he was a dick to them so they would give him a cavity search
 :humper:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on January 11, 2011, 02:29:19 PM
Bet he was a dick to them so they would give him a cavity search
 :humper:
\


he probably requested one.  :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: BLU700R on January 14, 2011, 11:38:10 AM
Bet he was a dick to them so they would give him a cavity search
 :humper:
\


he probably requested one.  :lol:

Peels requests one everytime
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Spartan on January 14, 2011, 11:39:02 AM
I thought it was mandatory for all RS members?
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on January 14, 2011, 12:59:47 PM
blu's just mad cuz he gets da blu-ballz  :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: disco on January 14, 2011, 02:17:36 PM
we were joking about that at work, go through the pat down after a viagra.  smile at the guy doing the search, look him in the eye.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on January 14, 2011, 02:29:10 PM
we were joking about that at work, go through the pat down after a viagra.  smile at the guy doing the search, look him in the eye.


LOL!

"come here often?" :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: disco on January 14, 2011, 02:35:10 PM
Heck yeah, wink and blow him a kiss.   Ew!  :rofl:   
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on January 17, 2011, 08:41:33 AM
I'll get some pics of our trip up hopefully tonight or tomorrow :) :clap:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on January 17, 2011, 08:48:25 AM
welcome back :krandall:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on January 17, 2011, 08:49:52 AM
I'd say I missed you, but that would be lying. ;)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Spartan on January 17, 2011, 08:52:11 AM
I'd say I missed you, but that would be lying. ;)

You lie to your customers all the time...why stop now? :peels: :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on January 17, 2011, 09:14:39 AM
I'd say I missed you, but that would be lying. ;)

You lie to your customers all the time...why stop now? :peels: :lol:

I most certainly do not! My product needs no gimmick
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on January 17, 2011, 10:11:59 AM
you hurt my feelings peelz :(


Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on January 17, 2011, 10:12:22 AM
you have no feelings
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Spartan on January 17, 2011, 10:21:36 AM
you have no feelings

he's been to multiple raptor rallies...of course he has no "feeling" left :raptorrally:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on January 17, 2011, 10:56:50 AM
you have no feelings

oh yea.

:lol:


:nazi:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on January 17, 2011, 12:44:52 PM
are you gonna make it today? :whore: :whore:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on January 17, 2011, 12:47:34 PM
Doin fine.

my mom gave me a BUNCH of cofffee for christmas.. So I'm flyin high today :coffee:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on January 17, 2011, 01:18:15 PM
no....you dont get it. nobody cares about post counts anymore :( You are nearing a milestone.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Spartan on January 17, 2011, 01:28:41 PM
Milestone....wow it is huh?
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on January 17, 2011, 01:30:21 PM
I saw it, I thought, you were just being lame and callin me a whore like normal.

1 more!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Spartan on January 17, 2011, 01:34:40 PM
He is lame and you are a whore, so it still works  :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on January 17, 2011, 01:35:38 PM
<-- whore.


between here and RF. I have nearly 50,000 posts.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Spartan on January 17, 2011, 01:36:46 PM
I now have 2400 on here and 2,xxx on RF, plus about 1,040 on MR...:lol: so not much
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on January 17, 2011, 01:48:22 PM
I think I have 5 on MR.

:lol:

somethin around there.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on January 17, 2011, 01:49:12 PM
~20,000 between here and RF
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Spartan on January 17, 2011, 01:49:19 PM
??? I thought you didn't get on MR...:confused:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on January 17, 2011, 01:54:57 PM
early days I did... tryin to be the nice guy.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on January 17, 2011, 01:55:55 PM
early days I did... tryin to be the nice guy.

End result...just like your Hedrosexuality......FAIL!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on January 17, 2011, 02:02:41 PM
And also like your spelling of the word heterosexual.

Not surprising you wouldnt know that one.  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on January 17, 2011, 02:04:12 PM
And also like your spelling of the word heterosexual.

Not surprising you wouldnt know that one.  :thumbs:

:door:

You almost gagged when you googled it!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on January 17, 2011, 02:06:25 PM
:lol:

peelz can't handle the long....... words.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on January 17, 2011, 02:07:16 PM
I <3 Cock!!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on January 17, 2011, 02:11:06 PM
We're not here to judge ;)

:lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on January 17, 2011, 02:11:15 PM
I <3 Cock!!


No quote change required!


:rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on January 17, 2011, 02:13:31 PM
I <3 Cock!!


Not as much as me Peelz


:rofl:

that is true, you have an exceptional appetite for it.

FYI I hate you both very much for the blistered rectum in LS :bird:


:lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on January 17, 2011, 02:14:51 PM
I tried to be gentle :(
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on January 17, 2011, 02:15:08 PM
I <3 Cock!!



that is true, I have an exceptional appetite for it.

FYI I want you both very much. :nod:


:lol:


:gunny:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on January 17, 2011, 03:23:13 PM
well...guess I have to be like funyun...

and cry "UNCLE!!!!!!!"

:rofl:

I can tell when a situation is untenable.

:escape:

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on January 18, 2011, 07:03:25 AM
poor peelz.

thanks for blowing up my inbox last night.

:lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Spartan on January 18, 2011, 07:25:01 AM
Finally got more spam than the viagra ads...
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on January 18, 2011, 08:20:40 AM
poor peelz.

thanks for blowing up my inbox last night.

:lol:

:) :kiss:

post changing basterdz! :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Spartan on January 18, 2011, 08:48:26 AM
Payback :ninja: :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on January 18, 2011, 08:57:16 AM
poor peelz.

thanks for blowing up my inbox last night.

:lol:

:) :kiss:

post changing basterdz! :lol:


I have no idea what you speak of.....
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on January 18, 2011, 02:05:03 PM
poor peelz.

thanks for blowing my pole last night.

:lol:

:) :kiss:

post coital bliss! :lol:


I had no idea you liked a spanking so much.....
Just wait till he gets out the cat-o-9-tails & says "hit me with this Big Boy"
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on January 18, 2011, 02:23:50 PM
to bad you're so far away dragonz.. you could have joined in.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on January 18, 2011, 02:34:56 PM
to bad you're so far away dragonz.. you could have joined in.
Well, you had an invite here, & you were just over the ditch at the time & all............
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on January 19, 2011, 12:38:32 PM
Happy hump day suckas!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Spartan on January 19, 2011, 03:02:38 PM
This day sucked ballz and I wasn't in Iowa :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on January 19, 2011, 03:03:54 PM
so not even a happy ending... shinanigans.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Spartan on January 19, 2011, 03:05:18 PM
Nope :( I feel used...again
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Lady4Fiddy on January 19, 2011, 05:02:47 PM
Used and abused? There has got to be some kind of excitement in that!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on January 20, 2011, 07:29:04 AM
happy Thursday guys!

almost friday :woot:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Magz on January 20, 2011, 08:31:05 AM
my friday today :woot:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on January 20, 2011, 08:31:33 AM
oh :sit:


Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on January 20, 2011, 10:02:22 AM
well it's my wednesday so eat poop and die.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on January 20, 2011, 10:12:54 AM
bummer.

I'm on call this week. Until next wed.. Got paged last night.. Nice gettin extra dough.. but sucks at the same time.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Magz on January 20, 2011, 12:40:00 PM
reminds me of this.
 (http://anewscafe.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/nerds-on-call.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Magz on January 20, 2011, 12:47:51 PM
(http://whitethreads.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/batmanlight.jpg?w=210&h=141)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Magz on January 20, 2011, 12:49:18 PM
do they call you on this?

(http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/a-phone-to-call-batman-on-423x499.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on January 20, 2011, 12:57:50 PM
bummer.

I'm on call this week. Until next wed.. Got paged last night.. Nice gettin extra dough.. but sucks at the same time.

+1 On call til sunday at 1030 pm. Im not allowed to get angry either :lol: They manage to f**k up just about everything at night too :confused: TUesday night, while I was putting moms battery in her car, I was called 9 times. from 6:30 til 10pm. I logged 4 straight hours on call pay :) shitty ass night but I could use the dough.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on January 24, 2011, 07:21:32 AM
1995    The prosecution gave its opening statement in the O.J. Simpson murder trial.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on January 25, 2011, 07:14:24 AM
2007    Ford Motor Co. said it had lost a staggering $12.7 billion in 2006, the worst loss in the company's 103-year history.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on January 26, 2011, 07:09:04 AM
1998    President Bill Clinton denied having an affair with former White House intern Monica Lewinsky, telling reporters, "I did not have sexual relations with that woman."



"I did not tell her to lie in deposition..... I told her to lie in dat position"


 :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on January 27, 2011, 07:30:23 AM
1945    Soviet troops liberated the Nazi concentration camps Auschwitz and Birkenau in Poland.


:nazi:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on January 27, 2011, 08:42:46 AM
1945    Soviet troops liberated the Nazi concentration camps Auschwitz and Birkenau in Poland.


:nazi:

shoulda left em. :rofl:  :krandall:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on January 28, 2011, 07:09:45 AM
1909    The United States ended direct control over Cuba.



dang, that's to bad.

honestly hope that someday they open up tourism there. I'd love to visit. :)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on January 28, 2011, 07:21:18 AM
Today also marks the 25th aniversary of the Challenger Explosion :(

http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/Remembering-Challenger-disaster-25-years-later/ss/events/us/012411challenger#photoViewer=/110123/480/urn_publicid_ap_org9651728740704c03b4105600bebe96d5
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on January 28, 2011, 11:12:16 AM
I was in 6th grade, and I remember it vividly. Teacher stopped everyting, and we watched the news.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Spartan on January 28, 2011, 11:29:37 AM
2 months before I was born
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on January 31, 2011, 07:29:01 AM
1917    Germany announced a policy of unrestricted submarine warfare.


crazy to think they had subs in 1917... when they were still figuring out the basic automobile.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on February 01, 2011, 08:31:55 AM
Hello February...

one month closer to warmth. :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on February 07, 2011, 08:47:19 AM
GO PACK GO!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on February 07, 2011, 08:59:16 AM
GO PACK GO!

WTF!

you live in Minnesota.

:confused:

:lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on February 07, 2011, 09:06:56 AM
I know. It's one of those things. Much rather cheer for them than the steelers :)


GO VW GO. (Use the force) 8)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on February 07, 2011, 11:24:43 AM
I know. It's one of those things. Much rather cheer for them than the steelers :)


GO VW GO. (Use the force) 8)

In such cases, I just don't cheer. Waste of energy. :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: rappyfreak on February 07, 2011, 02:33:35 PM
Had to share this:

This was posted by a riding buddy in another forum, but was too good not to share.

Growing up without a cell phone


When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning.... Uphill... Barefoot... BOTH ways...yadda, yadda, yadda

And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on my kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it!



But now that I'm over the ripe old age of forty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today. You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a damn Utopia! And I hate to say it, but you kids today, you don't know how good you've got it!

1) I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have the Internet. If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the damn library and look it up ourselves, in the card catalog!!

2) There was no email!! We had to actually write somebody a letter - with a pen! Then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the mailbox, and it would take like a week to get there! Stamps were 10 cents!

3) Child Protective Services didn't care if our parents beat us. As a matter of fact, the parents of all my friends also had permission to kick our ass! Nowhere was safe!

4) There were no MP3's or Napsters or iTunes! If you wanted to steal music, you had to hitchhike to the record store and shoplift it yourself!

5) Or you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio, and the DJ would usually talk over the beginning and @#*% it all up! There were no CD players! We had tape decks in our car. We'd play our favorite tape and "eject" it when finished, and then the tape would come undone rendering it useless. Cause, hey, that's how we rolled, Baby! Dig?

6) We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting! If you were on the phone and somebody else called, they got a busy signal, that's it!

7) There weren't any freakin' cell phones either. If you left the house, you just didn't make a damn call or receive one. You actually had to be out of touch with your "friends". OH MY GOSH !!! Think of the horror... not being in touch with someone 24/7!!! And then there's TEXTING. Yeah, right. Please! You kids have no idea how annoying you are.

8) And we didn't have fancy Caller ID either! When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was! It could be your school, your parents, your boss, your bookie, your drug dealer, the collection agent... you just didn't know!!! You had to pick it up and take your chances, mister!

9) We didn't have any fancy PlayStation or Xbox video games with high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the Atari 2600! With games like 'Space Invaders' and 'Asteroids'.. Your screen guy was a little square! You actually had to use your imagination!!! And there were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen.. Forever! And you could never win. The game just kept getting harder and harder and faster and faster until you died! Just like LIFE!

10) You had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on! You were screwed when it came to channel surfing! You had to get off your ass and walk over to the TV to change the channel!!! NO REMOTES!!! Oh, no, what's the world coming to?!?!

11) There was no Cartoon Network either! You could only get cartoons on Saturday Morning. Do you hear what I'm saying? We had to wait ALL WEEK for cartoons, you spoiled little rat-bastards!

12) And we didn't have microwaves. If we wanted to heat something up, we had to use the stove! Imagine that!




13) And our parents told us to stay outside and play... all day long. Oh, no, no electronics to soothe and comfort. And if you came back inside... you were doing chores!




And car seats - oh, please! Mom threw you in the back seat and you hung on. If you were lucky, you got the "safety arm" across the chest at the last moment if she had to stop suddenly, and if your head hit the dashboard, well that was your fault for calling "shot gun" in the first place!




See! That's exactly what I'm talking about! You kids today have got it too easy. You're spoiled rotten! You guys wouldn't have lasted five minutes back in 1970 or any time before!

Regards,
The Over 40 Crowd
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on February 08, 2011, 07:27:05 AM
:lol:

doesn't even have to be the over 40 crowd. I can remember those days as well :)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Spartan on February 08, 2011, 07:28:21 AM
I kinda remember some of those days too haha...and primitive dial-up internet
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on February 08, 2011, 07:28:52 AM
1993    - General Motors sued NBC, alleging that the program "Dateline NBC" had rigged two crashes to show that GM pickups were prone to fires. (NBC settled the lawsuit the following day.)

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on February 09, 2011, 07:26:33 AM
2009    New York Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez admitted he took banned substances from 2001 to 2003.


because we needed him to admit it? ??? ??? ???
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on February 10, 2011, 09:11:52 AM
1846    Members of the Church of of Latter-Day Saints – the Mormons – began an exodus west from Illinois.



Jerod died of typhoid.
    :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on February 10, 2011, 09:23:10 AM
They never really "exodused" :lol: theyre still there. Right across the mississippi-You can see the temple, but cant go in it. CUz we're infidels.  :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on February 10, 2011, 09:34:42 AM
Yea. thems some weird mofos. Friend of mine in high school was mormon. Couldn't drink soda or stuff that "affected" the body. She drank caffeine all the time lol

just as long as her parents werent around
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: rappyfreak on February 10, 2011, 11:23:51 AM
Yeah, they don't drink, dance, smoke, do drugs or drink coffee... why the hell would you want to live???  :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on February 11, 2011, 08:52:57 AM
1945    President Franklin D. Roosevelt, British Prime Minister Winston Churchill and Soviet leader Josef Stalin wrapped up a conference at Yalta in the Crimea by signing a series of agreements on the governance of post-World War II Europe.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: disco on February 11, 2011, 06:53:30 PM
Got a notice in the mail today a sex offender moved into my area.  Big bastid!  6' 5" and 350.  I told a friend we should go over and welcome him to the area by beating him up.  He said, 6'5" 350?  Not likely to happen.  lol, okay.  We show up with a taser hidden under a pizza.  :ding dong:  BZZTTT!!!!

and if he does get beat up and the law looks up my posts (public forum) I'm not THAT stupid, I just act like it.   :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on February 11, 2011, 07:20:35 PM
Socal moved into your neighborhood?  :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Lady4Fiddy on February 11, 2011, 08:11:03 PM
Got a notice in the mail today a sex offender moved into my area.  Big bastid!  6' 5" and 350.  I told a friend we should go over and welcome him to the area by beating him up.  He said, 6'5" 350?  Not likely to happen.  lol, okay.  We show up with a taser hidden under a pizza.  :ding dong:  BZZTTT!!!!

and if he does get beat up and the law looks up my posts (public forum) I'm not THAT stupid, I just act like it.   :lol:

Please video tape that shit!  :clap:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on February 11, 2011, 09:05:46 PM
Socal moved into your neighborhood?  :rofl: :rofl:


damn!! honoroll tonight!! :rofl:


another 3 pointer! HE"S ON FIRE!!!!!!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on February 11, 2011, 09:51:12 PM
Socal moved into your neighborhood?  :rofl: :rofl:


damn!! honoroll tonight!! :rofl:


another 3 pointer! HE"S ON FIRE!!!!!!

gimme the rock, I'm money from the arc!!  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on February 14, 2011, 07:31:49 AM
2006    Iran said it had resumed uranium enrichment, prompting Russia and France to call on Tehran to halt its work.



Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on February 15, 2011, 11:15:36 AM
1965    Canada's new maple leaf flag was unfurled in ceremonies in Ottawa.


(http://images.allrefer.com/reference/world/flag-images/canada-flag.gif)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIrmPEyt0Nc
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on February 16, 2011, 08:28:46 AM
1862    Some 14,000 Confederate soldiers surrendered at Fort Donelson, Tenn., to Union forces led by Gen. Ulysses S. Grant.

 8)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on February 18, 2011, 09:23:16 AM
2001    Auto racing star Dale Earnhardt Sr., 49, died from injuries suffered in a crash at the Daytona 500.


Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on February 18, 2011, 09:51:10 AM
2001    Auto racing star Dale Earnhardt Sr., 49, died from injuries suffered in a crash at the Daytona 500.




thus beginning the era of ridiculous #3 stickers and tattoos. :confused:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on February 18, 2011, 10:00:25 AM
2001    Auto racing star Dale Earnhardt Sr., 49, died from injuries suffered in a crash at the Daytona 500.




thus beginning the era of ridiculous #3 stickers and tattoos. :confused:

I saw this shirt a few weeks ago... :rofl:


(http://theworstpageintheuniverse.com/images/nascarblows_small1.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on February 21, 2011, 07:36:51 AM
1973    Israeli fighter planes shot down a Libyan Airlines jet over the Sinai Desert, killing more than 100 people.



I feel like we're spending a bit much on our Air to Air fighter jets. When was the last time we got into some nasty dog fights?
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on February 21, 2011, 09:57:53 AM
there are no "Pure" fighter jets anymore, the F-22 and the F-35 are both fighter and attack aircraft.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on February 21, 2011, 10:00:42 AM
I understand, just seems silly to even consider "fighter" anymore. Obviously this is coming from someone w/ no military/war experience.

:)

the new f35 is sexy. 8)

http://media.defenseindustrydaily.com/images/AIR_F-35A_AA-1_Test_Flight_lg.jpg
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on February 21, 2011, 10:52:05 AM
Unfortunately, the Military cannot simply requistion systems for the current threats, they have to be ready for the worst case sceanrio due to the development timelines for these advanced systems. 

And there are some potential scary ones out there for sure. :nun:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on February 21, 2011, 11:08:15 AM
like china's "new" jet that they demo'd....


and by demo'd.. I mean... stealing clips from top gun... :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on February 21, 2011, 11:09:34 AM
China doesn't need a new jet, they work in numbers, in a battle of attrition, we may lose.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on February 22, 2011, 08:07:22 AM
1959    The inaugural Daytona 500 race was held in Daytona Beach, Fla.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on February 22, 2011, 01:28:29 PM
1959    The inaugural Daytona 500 race was held in Daytona Beach, Fla.

followed by the inevitable afterbirth...

THE MULLET!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on February 22, 2011, 02:23:01 PM
and keystone beer.

:lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on February 23, 2011, 07:18:18 AM
1997    Scientists in Scotland announced they had cloned an adult mammal, producing a lamb named Dolly.


And dragonz rejoiced.


:lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on February 23, 2011, 08:48:38 AM
1997    Scientists in Scotland announced they had cloned an adult mammal, producing a lamb named Dolly.


And dragonz rejoiced.


:lol:

LOL

Now he patiently awaits the do it yourself "make your own lamb" kit.

:rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on February 23, 2011, 09:34:00 AM
:rofl:


This one has 4 back legs...

AWW YEA!!!! :humper:


:rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on February 23, 2011, 09:34:51 AM
:rofl:


This one has 4 back legs...

AWW YEA!!!! :humper:


:rofl:

ERMAHGERD :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on February 24, 2011, 12:22:48 AM
1997    Scientists in Scotland announced they had cloned an adult mammal, producing a lamb named Dolly.


And dragonz rejoiced.


:lol:

LOL

Now he patiently awaits the do it yourself "make your own lamb" kit.

:rofl:

With 20 sheep for every human in this country (at the height of the season) we don't need clones.
Funny how we do get a lot of american tourists during the spring.................
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on February 24, 2011, 09:08:26 AM
1903    The United States signed an agreement acquiring a naval station at Guantanamo Bay in Cuba.


:woo:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on February 24, 2011, 04:31:02 PM
THey have sheep in Australia too, & Krandall likes going to Australia...................
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on February 25, 2011, 09:02:33 AM
1913    The 16th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, giving Congress the power to levy and collect income taxes, was declared in effect.


 :mad:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on February 26, 2011, 12:38:25 PM
..............& Krandall really likes going to Australia..................
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on February 28, 2011, 11:26:53 AM
Banksy rocks.

http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=7357858n
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on February 28, 2011, 11:53:02 AM
1953    Scientists James D. Watson and Francis H.C. Crick discovered the double-helix structure of DNA, the molecule that contains the human genes, at Cambridge University.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on February 28, 2011, 04:32:41 PM
So tell me Krandall, what did you think of the australian sheep?
Did they measure up to your expectations?
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on February 28, 2011, 04:34:47 PM
A bit friskier than the ones here.

:lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on February 28, 2011, 09:11:04 PM
they talk funny too. Call their gas petrol and other weird stuff. :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on March 01, 2011, 09:21:23 AM
1867    Nebraska became the 37th state.


whata waste.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on March 02, 2011, 03:49:21 AM
A bit friskier than the ones here.

:lol:
baaa means no!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on March 02, 2011, 06:50:51 AM
A bit friskier than the ones here.

:lol:
baaa means no!


baaaaaaa means this:

:dragonz:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on March 02, 2011, 07:45:11 AM
That's what I always assumed. :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on March 02, 2011, 08:53:41 AM
1985    The federal government approved a screening test for AIDS that detected antibodies to the virus, allowing possibly contaminated blood to be excluded from the blood supply.


That's scary knowing that people who got transfusions back in the day could have possibly been given all sorts of diseases. :help:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on March 03, 2011, 09:48:47 AM
1849    Congress created the Minnesota Territory.


:mn:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on March 03, 2011, 10:03:20 AM
1849    Congress created the Minnesota Territory.


:mn:

I coulda saved them some time, just let canada have it. :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: vern burny on March 04, 2011, 07:05:42 AM
they didn't want it
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on March 04, 2011, 07:35:17 AM
Good Morning to you too Vern! :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Magz on March 04, 2011, 07:46:25 AM
:funyun:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: vern burny on March 04, 2011, 08:02:27 AM
I'm just saying what we all should be thinking.

I love winter but it sounds like another 6 to 12" of snow on Tuesday.

Really, who settled this land and said "3 months of growing season and mosquitos then below freezing temps and covered in snow, yeah I like here unhook the wagon."

If I get a time machine I am going to go back and slap my ancestors.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on March 04, 2011, 08:15:19 AM
ROFL!!!!!!!!


I'll believe the snow when it gets here.. They have no idea whats gonna happen tomorrow let alone 4 days away..... They can't even predict what happened YESTERDAY!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on March 04, 2011, 08:30:56 AM
I'm just saying what we all should be thinking.

I love winter but it sounds like another 6 to 12" of snow on Tuesday.

Really, who settled this land and said "3 months of growing season and mosquitos then below freezing temps and covered in snow, yeah I like here unhook the wagon."

If I get a time machine I am going to go back and slap my ancestors.

exactly!


Iowa founders: "this land is flat and boring, lets live here"  :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on March 04, 2011, 08:59:01 AM
whoa banned me good and hard.

Cant even see shout :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on March 04, 2011, 10:09:46 AM
2005    Martha Stewart left federal prison after serving five months for her role in a stock scandal.


what a waste. good for her tryin to make some more money!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on March 04, 2011, 11:06:34 AM
2005    Martha Stewart left federal prison after serving five months for her role in a stock scandal.


what a waste. good for her tryin to make some more money!

LOL insider stock trading is a really bad thing. :lol: Good for her?  :confused:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on March 04, 2011, 11:12:32 AM
Psh.

You'd do the same damn thing if you knew someone!!!!

I would be!!!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on March 04, 2011, 11:16:41 AM
Psh.

You'd do the same damn thing if you knew someone!!!!

I would be!!!

word...but I wouldnt get caught. And if I did, nobody would say "good for him" :lol:

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on March 05, 2011, 02:47:41 PM
whoa bummed me good and hard.

Cant even see or shit :lol:
guess it makes a change from sheep
Who was the "lucky" protagonist
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on March 07, 2011, 11:09:21 AM
1876    Alexander Graham Bell received a patent for the telephone.


dang, seems crazy that we've had telephone technology for so long.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on March 08, 2011, 09:44:14 AM
1965    The United States landed about 3,500 Marines in South Vietnam.

Viet Gawd damn nam.

(http://calitreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/forrest_gump_xl_02-film-a.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on March 09, 2011, 08:52:13 AM
1997    Gangsta rapper The Notorious B.I.G. was killed in a drive-by shooting in Los Angeles at age 24.


(http://everyjoe.com/files/2007/10/notorious-big-wax5.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on March 10, 2011, 12:45:56 PM
2004    Teenage sniper Lee Boyd Malvo was sentenced in Chesapeake, Va., to life in prison.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: disco on March 10, 2011, 01:43:28 PM

[/quote]
2004    Teenage sniper gunman Lee Boyd Malvo was sentenced in Chesapeake, Va., to life in prison.

Fixed. 
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on March 10, 2011, 02:30:35 PM
damn hippies.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on March 11, 2011, 09:12:18 AM
1993    Janet Reno was unanimously confirmed by the Senate to be the nation's first female attorney general.


and...

Will Ferrell Had a HAY Day.

:rofl:


(http://images.usatoday.com/life/gallery/ferrell/janet-reno.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on March 15, 2011, 07:22:18 AM
2005    Former WorldCom chief Bernard Ebbers was convicted of engineering an $11 billion accounting fraud that toppled his company. (He was later sentenced to 25 years in prison.)


that's impressive!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on March 16, 2011, 08:28:44 AM
1968    U.S. troops gunned down hundreds of unarmed civilians in the village of My Lai during the Vietnam War

Full Metal Jacket Anyone?

Private Joker: Why should we do a story about you?
Door Gunner: 'Cuz I'm so fuckin' good! I done got me 157 dead gooks killed. Plus 50 water buffalo, too! Them's all confirmed!
Private Joker: Any women or children?
Door Gunner: Sometimes!
Private Joker: How can you shoot women or children?
Door Gunner: Easy! Ya just don't lead 'em so much! Ain't war hell?

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on March 17, 2011, 11:30:37 AM
2003    Edging to the brink of war, President George W. Bush gave Saddam Hussein 48 hours to leave his country. Iraq rejected the ultimatum.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on March 18, 2011, 08:09:38 AM
1931    Schick Inc. marketed the first electric razor.


who wants to be first?
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on March 19, 2011, 07:22:08 AM
2003    Edging to the brink of war, President George W. Bush gave Saddam Hussein 48 hours to leave his country. Iraq rejected the ultimatum.
& hasn't that decision worked out well for everyone!!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: LittleBuddha on March 21, 2011, 02:38:43 PM
What a crazy weekend.  The last thing I needed after riding all weekend was a blowout on the toy hauler on the way home.  Blech.   :mad:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on March 21, 2011, 02:41:29 PM
Sup Scott.

that sucks!!! hope you brought a 10 ton jack to get that sucka off the ground :lol:

how those barkers treating ya?! :nod:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: LittleBuddha on March 21, 2011, 02:45:31 PM
Sup Scott.

that sucks!!! hope you brought a 10 ton jack to get that sucka off the ground :lol:

how those barkers treating ya?! :nod:

My 2500HD jack worked like a charm but I was REALLY nervous when I was taking stock of the situation.  That thing went like a grenade.  Cripes.

I LOVE the Barkers.  Some dude came over after I ran up Olds a couple times to talk to me about them.  I pimped Kenneth and KB's name so hopefully he buys 'em.  He was surprised that I'm making the same HP as him and he has motor work done and I'm stock. 
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on March 21, 2011, 03:29:24 PM
2005    Former WorldCom chief Bernard Ebbers was convicted of engineering an $11 billion accounting fraud that toppled his company. (He was later sentenced to 25 years in prison.)


that's impressive!

why are you impressed by people who defraud other people and ruin their lives? really? :lol: first martha stewart, and this guy now too? SOmething you wanna tell us?

Is raptorsource just a really bad ponzi scheme?  :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on March 21, 2011, 03:31:41 PM
LOL!!!

Yea, amazing what a little pipe/intake/controller can do. HUGE GAINS!!!!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on March 22, 2011, 07:47:32 AM
1987    A barge carrying 3,200 tons of garbage left Islip, N.Y., on a six-month journey in search of a place to unload. The barge was turned away by several states and three countries before space was found back in Islip.



you'd think they'd have a PLAN!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on March 22, 2011, 08:19:46 AM
1987    A barge carrying 3,200 tons of garbage left Islip, N.Y., on a six-month journey in search of a place to unload. The barge was turned away by several states and three countries before space was found back in Islip.



you'd think they'd have a PLAN!
maybe they were waiting for the garbage to "mature"???
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on March 22, 2011, 08:32:39 AM
21,023

i missed my 21k :( gotta go and delete some :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on March 23, 2011, 09:10:07 AM
1983    President Ronald Reagan proposed the development of technology to intercept enemy nuclear missiles; the plan was dubbed "Star Wars" by its critics.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Lady4Fiddy on March 23, 2011, 11:01:12 AM
http://photos.parents.com/kid-of-the-year/12/2011/58

If you haven't already, please vote for my friends baby photo, it only takes a few seconds. If they win, my friend is going to use the money to buy the kids a swing set. They are a wonderful Military family and have been an inspiration to me.

Thanks! :thumbs:

Nikki

P.S. you can vote on it everyday.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on March 23, 2011, 03:40:04 PM
:)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on March 24, 2011, 07:44:05 AM
1973    The album "Dark Side of the Moon" by Pink Floyd was released.


sweeet
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Lady4Fiddy on March 24, 2011, 08:49:39 AM
http://photos.parents.com/kid-of-the-year/12/2011/58

If you haven't already, please vote for my friends baby photo, it only takes a few seconds. If they win, my friend is going to use the money to buy the kids a swing set. They are a wonderful Military family and have been an inspiration to me.

Thanks! :thumbs:

Nikki

P.S. you can vote on it everyday.

Thanks to all who voted, it is much appreciated!  :clap:

Update: Yesterday the photo was 58th place and today its at 37th place! Don't forget to vote today, lets blow this contest through the roof!!! Thanks, Nikki!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on March 24, 2011, 08:51:15 AM
reposted on FB :)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on March 24, 2011, 08:51:45 AM
nothing worse than lurking nazis :krandall:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Lady4Fiddy on March 24, 2011, 09:06:26 AM
reposted on FB :)

Thank you! :kiss:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on March 25, 2011, 08:50:30 AM
1998    President Bill Clinton acknowledged during his Africa tour that "we did not act quickly enough" to stop the slaughter of 1 million Rwandans four years earlier.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Lady4Fiddy on March 26, 2011, 06:38:18 PM
http://photos.parents.com/kid-of-the-year/12/2011/58

If you haven't already, please vote for my friends baby photo, it only takes a few seconds. If they win, my friend is going to use the money to buy the kids a swing set. They are a wonderful Military family and have been an inspiration to me.

Thanks! :thumbs:

Nikki

P.S. you can vote on it everyday.

Thanks to all who voted, it is much appreciated!  :clap:

Update: Yesterday the photo was 58th place and today its at 37th place! Don't forget to vote today, lets blow this contest through the roof!!! Thanks, Nikki!

At 29th place today! :clap: Keep the votes coming please, it is soooo appreciated! :nod:

Thanks guys!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: rappyfreak on March 28, 2011, 01:36:04 PM
Voted again!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Lady4Fiddy on March 28, 2011, 04:17:12 PM
Thanks  :thumbs:

The photo ended up being 27th place, thanks everyone for your votes!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on March 29, 2011, 07:39:40 AM
1999    Wayne Gretzky of the New York Rangers scored the last of his National Hockey League record 894 goals in a home game against the New York Islanders.


Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on March 30, 2011, 08:15:42 AM
1945    The Soviet Union invaded Austria during World War II.



ahhh, austria... g'day mate!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on March 30, 2011, 09:16:32 AM
1945    The Soviet Union invaded Austria during World War II.



ahhh, austria... g'day mate!

derp  :lol:

in austria, wouldn't they say "Hallo"  :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on March 30, 2011, 10:21:12 AM
was a dumb and dumber quote.

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on March 30, 2011, 11:10:24 AM
was a dumb and dumber quote.



then put some gawd damned :air: quotes around that $hit home skillet!

:rofl: went right past me ;)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on March 30, 2011, 12:55:24 PM
oh GTFO..
I've been to austrALia...... you should know... that I know they say g'day mate!! so :sit:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on March 30, 2011, 01:47:20 PM
they say lots of weird shit down there :lol: next time, youre taking me and my whole family in your carry-on. thx
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on March 30, 2011, 01:49:38 PM
probably won't be for quite some time.. year maybe.. whenever the bro in law has kids probably. kind of sad to think about even :(
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on March 30, 2011, 03:40:53 PM
just got an email saying no OT in april unless pre approved...

its not april fools.......YET!. :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on March 30, 2011, 03:45:17 PM
test
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on March 30, 2011, 04:25:20 PM
peelz is my daddy

8)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on March 31, 2011, 07:45:03 AM
1917    The United States took possession of the Virgin Islands from Denmark.


AMERICA F*CK YEA!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on March 31, 2011, 08:09:37 AM
dem islands aint virgin no mo!  :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on March 31, 2011, 12:10:58 PM
dem islands aint virgin no mo!  :lol:
peels is still a virgin...............virgin on the incurable, that is!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on April 01, 2011, 07:39:55 AM
1984    Singer Marvin Gaye, 44, was shot to death by his father.




Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on April 04, 2011, 07:16:10 AM
2003    U.S. forces seized Saddam International Airport outside Baghdad.



WMD's!!!!! :run:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on April 05, 2011, 09:52:04 AM
1987    Fox Broadcasting Co. made its prime-time TV debut.



and the world has become progressively more stupid.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on April 06, 2011, 09:48:41 AM
2009    Michael Jordan was elected to the basketball Hall of Fame.


seems crazy that it took him so long!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on April 07, 2011, 09:35:13 AM
2001    NASA's Mars Odyssey spacecraft took off on a six-month, 286-million-mile journey to the red planet.



can't even fathom how far that really is.

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on April 07, 2011, 09:44:33 AM
2001    NASA's Mars Odyssey spacecraft took off on a six-month, 286-million-mile journey to the red planet.



can't even fathom how far that really is.



goin to the dunes 400,000 times....  :lol: so if you average 60mph....24,000,000 hours. Well take turns drivin.  :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on April 08, 2011, 08:29:53 AM
1994    Rock singer-musician Kurt Cobain of Nirvana was found dead in Seattle at age 27 of a self-inflicted gunshot wound.

:(
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on April 08, 2011, 08:44:58 AM
the teen spirit suffocated him
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on April 11, 2011, 08:48:16 AM
2003    American troops took the northern Iraqi city of Mosul without a fight.

crazy to think we're coming up on close to 10 years....
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on April 12, 2011, 09:28:04 AM
1961    Soviet cosmonaut Yuri Gagarin became the first man to fly in space, orbiting the Earth once before making a safe landing.


http://www.google.com has a nice page for him :)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on April 13, 2011, 10:23:54 AM
1997    Tiger Woods, 21, became the youngest person to win the Masters Tournament and the first person of African heritage to claim a major golf title.


poor lil bugga
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on April 14, 2011, 08:28:03 AM
Pat, your annoying orange is getting a tv show!

http://www.deadline.com/2011/04/hit-youtube-series-the-annoying-orange-to-become-animated-tv-show/#utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Feed:+mediaredef+%28jason+hirschhorn%27s+Media+ReDEFined%29
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Spartan on April 14, 2011, 10:08:07 AM
Pat, your annoying orange is getting a tv show!

http://www.deadline.com/2011/04/hit-youtube-series-the-annoying-orange-to-become-animated-tv-show/#utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Feed:+mediaredef+%28jason+hirschhorn%27s+Media+ReDEFined%29

AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:  :nana: :woot: :woot: :woot: :woot:  

(http://i418.photobucket.com/albums/pp261/Spartan700r/Apple.gif)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on April 15, 2011, 11:18:07 AM
1986    The United States launched an air raid against Libya in response to the bombing of a discotheque in Berlin on April 5; Libya said 37 people, mostly civilians, were killed.


how about... time to call it quits.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on April 18, 2011, 08:23:21 AM
1955    Physicist Albert Einstein died at age 76.



Sad. Would have been cool to see what would happen if he was born 50 years later. What could have been. Any of you guys seen that 12 year old kid questioning a few of Einsteins Theorys?
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on April 19, 2011, 08:32:10 AM
1943    Tens of thousands of Jews living in the Warsaw Ghetto began an uprising against Nazi forces



in the ghetttoooooooo
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Test_Raptor on April 19, 2011, 10:40:06 AM
test
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on April 19, 2011, 11:13:36 AM
test

im watchin you.

:ninja:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on April 19, 2011, 02:24:17 PM
test

im watchin you.

:ninja:
he's only watching you cos he's too strung out & can't close his eyes.........
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on April 20, 2011, 07:36:10 AM
1999   Two students went on a shooting rampage at Columbine High School in Littleton, Colo., killing 12 students and one teacher before taking their own lives.


And the world was completely changed after that. Insane thinking how many policies went into place after.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Lady4Fiddy on April 20, 2011, 10:26:36 AM
1999   Two students went on a shooting rampage at Columbine High School in Littleton, Colo., killing 12 students and one teacher before taking their own lives.


And the world was completely changed after that. Insane thinking how many policies went into place after.

I will never forget this since it was so close to home.  :(  This had such a major impact on myself and the people I went to school with. It was like this event had struck something in us all to be closer to everyone no matter who they were.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on April 21, 2011, 08:56:54 AM
April 21st

All convenience stores are restocking their shortage of cheeto's and Mtn Dew.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on April 21, 2011, 10:06:13 AM
.....and visine :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on April 21, 2011, 12:29:41 PM
In related news Patchuli stock tumbles after record high
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on April 22, 2011, 08:52:42 AM
1970   Earth Day was observed for the first time.

yay for granola, tie dye, sandals, patchouli, bongs, and hemp.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on April 22, 2011, 09:00:34 AM
randy hates the earth  :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on April 22, 2011, 09:49:51 AM



anyone recognize this text? ????
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on April 22, 2011, 10:34:25 AM
so just had a meeting....we bought the company down the street and are merging. mega busy....but happy not losing the job :)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on April 22, 2011, 03:35:49 PM
Have a happy Easter everyone. :thumbs:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on April 22, 2011, 05:26:10 PM
And this is the day Randy gave up WoW...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on April 22, 2011, 09:42:25 PM
And this is the day Randy gave up WoW...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc&feature=youtube_gdata_player




LOL saw that on Tosh.0. Guy swears he was faking..... :bs:  :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on April 23, 2011, 07:55:25 AM
And this is why nerf bars scare me, seen something similar in person.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoFQlCN9gRo&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Spartan on April 23, 2011, 07:58:51 AM
It doesn't look like he was running heelguards...that's half the problem
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on April 23, 2011, 08:01:57 AM
And this is the day Randy gave up WoW...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc&feature=youtube_gdata_player



I the remote to the anus was hawt Randy :lol:


LOL saw that on Tosh.0. Guy swears he was faking..... :bs:  :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on April 23, 2011, 08:49:02 AM
And this is why nerf bars scare me, seen something similar in person.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoFQlCN9gRo&feature=youtube_gdata_player

ERMAHGERD I was cringing watching that.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Lady4Fiddy on April 23, 2011, 09:31:09 AM
First time I ever seen a man do cart wheels on a quad!

Just say NO to Nerf's!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on April 23, 2011, 10:00:09 PM
you guy/gals who are against nerfs are just silly.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on April 23, 2011, 11:30:41 PM
I have to have nerfs
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on April 25, 2011, 08:04:00 AM
2007   The Dow Jones industrial average topped 13,000 for the first time, ending the day at 13,089.89.



and then it crashhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhed
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on April 25, 2011, 08:41:18 AM
saw that coming miles away  :(
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on April 26, 2011, 08:34:34 AM
2008   Police in Austria arrested a man accused of holding his daughter captive in a windowless cellar for 24 years, fathering her seven children and killing one of them. (Josef Fritzl is serving life in a psychiatric ward.)


ahhhh Austria.....


g-day mate!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on April 26, 2011, 09:18:11 AM
In related news...Hefe books a vacation to Austria lol
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on April 27, 2011, 07:28:31 AM
1947   "Babe Ruth Day" was held at Yankee Stadium to honor the ailing baseball star.

the GREAT BAmmmbiiinnooooooo


the sultan of swat.. THE SULTAN OF SWAT!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on April 28, 2011, 07:49:56 AM
1967   Heavyweight boxing champion Muhammad Ali refused to be inducted into the Army.


can you just say no ????
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on April 28, 2011, 10:10:11 AM
If you can get them to classify you asa conscientious objector.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on April 29, 2011, 08:42:31 AM
Story from local paper-our company bought out the company down the street-feeling pretty lucky I wasnt one who got the boot.

http://www.thehawkeye.com/story/Alaniz-MetroGroup-042711
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on April 29, 2011, 08:56:07 AM
thank you for posting your work's address.

and... saved.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on April 30, 2011, 02:38:27 AM
First time I ever seen a man do cart wheels on a quad!

Just say NO to Nerf's!
I don't get the anti-nerfs thing at all!
In NZ you are not allowed to race without nerfs & heel guards.
I have personally been saved several times by the nerfs.
1/
Come thru a set of whoops & got crossed up on the last jump & landed wrong & ended up with a foot off the pegs.
Without the nerf bars there, I would have run over my own leg & most likely broken it!
The nerf bars keep your legs clear of the rear wheels in this situation.

2/ Racing & turned into a corner, guy on the inside locked up & ran straight ahead into the side og my quad, the nerf bars prevented him hitting me & possible broken bones etc.
The nerf bars prevented my leg/hip from being caught between the side of my bike, & the front of his.

However, in this video, the twat had no heel guards, serves him right in my book!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on April 30, 2011, 04:43:14 PM
Randy....Forgot to tell you, I found your Cat while I was in Germany....



























(http://9.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/86/41/c40e9adc87d278ab86848258c2452dd1.jpg)



:lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Lady4Fiddy on April 30, 2011, 04:58:52 PM
First time I ever seen a man do cart wheels on a quad!

Just say NO to Nerf's!
I don't get the anti-nerfs thing at all!
In NZ you are not allowed to race without nerfs & heel guards.
I have personally been saved several times by the nerfs.
1/
Come thru a set of whoops & got crossed up on the last jump & landed wrong & ended up with a foot off the pegs.
Without the nerf bars there, I would have run over my own leg & most likely broken it!
The nerf bars keep your legs clear of the rear wheels in this situation.

2/ Racing & turned into a corner, guy on the inside locked up & ran straight ahead into the side og my quad, the nerf bars prevented him hitting me & possible broken bones etc.
The nerf bars prevented my leg/hip from being caught between the side of my bike, & the front of his.

However, in this video, the twat had no heel guards, serves him right in my book!


It's all about personal preference!  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on April 30, 2011, 05:22:44 PM
It's the HEFE COD party pack, only $40.11!!!

(http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/4/2010/11/500x_adult-reusable-cotton-cod.jpg)


WTF?  :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on April 30, 2011, 05:25:45 PM
PEELS!!


Soccer isn't gay ,eh?

(http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/unintentional-fisting.jpg)

(http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/tevez-elbow-deep-in-ferdinand-595x385.jpg)


Looks like over use of the Safe-Word to me :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on April 30, 2011, 05:53:13 PM
Best muddaf@kkin' T-shirt EVAAH!

(http://twistedsifter.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/i-wish-i-was-a-little-bit-taller-tshirt.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Lady4Fiddy on April 30, 2011, 05:56:21 PM
I dont get it? ???
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 02, 2011, 08:53:21 AM
May1 2003   President George W. Bush landed in a jet on the aircraft carrier USS Abraham Lincoln off the California coast and, in a speech to the nation, declared major combat in Iraq over.
???
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on May 02, 2011, 09:06:14 AM
Mission Accomplished!!!!


I guess the mission was to look like a moron and turn the oil market into a ping pong match then? That mission was accomplished.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 03, 2011, 07:51:14 AM
1921   West Virginia imposed the first state sales tax.


those SOBs
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 05, 2011, 08:21:43 AM
On May 5, 1961, astronaut Alan B. Shepard Jr. became America's first space traveler as he made a 15-minute suborbital flight in a capsule launched from Cape Canaveral, Fla. .
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 06, 2011, 07:21:16 AM
1954   Roger Bannister became the first athlete to run a mile in less than four minutes, finishing in 3:59.4 during a track meet in Oxford, England.
impressive.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on May 06, 2011, 08:50:30 AM
PEELS!!




(http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/unintentional-fisting.jpg)




Looks like over use of the Safe-Word to me :lol:





"hold still, you got a little something on your....errr...hang on, lemme get that for you.. AAAAARGHHHH!!"

FYI guy in Red thats getting the on field prostate exam..... Rio Ferdinand. Best Center Defender in the biz  :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on May 06, 2011, 09:54:07 AM
I can't see any :air: defending :air: that offense :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on May 06, 2011, 09:58:08 AM
Best muddaf@kkin' T-shirt EVAAH!

(http://twistedsifter.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/i-wish-i-was-a-little-bit-taller-tshirt.jpg)





thats awesome
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Segkast on May 06, 2011, 10:03:43 AM
The soccer thing.... yeah, I don't really know what to say about that... :rofl:


I want that shirt though !!!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Lady4Fiddy on May 06, 2011, 06:36:59 PM
Oh Now I get it!  :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 09, 2011, 07:31:32 AM
1974   A concert in Cambridge, Mass., prompted rock critic Jon Landau to write, "I saw rock and roll future and it's name is Bruce Springsteen

 8)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on May 09, 2011, 10:40:07 AM
1974   A concert in Cambridge, Mass., prompted rock critic Jon Landau to write, "I saw rock and roll future and it's name is Bruce Springsteen

 8)

well that was wrong  :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 10, 2011, 07:14:01 AM
1941   Adolf Hitler's deputy, Rudolf Hess, parachuted into Scotland on what he claimed was a peace mission.

lol
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 11, 2011, 07:06:52 AM
1981   Reggae musician Bob Marley died of cancer at age 36.


ya mon.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 12, 2011, 07:35:10 AM
2009   Suspected Nazi death camp guard John Demjanjuk was deported from the United States to Germany.

insane that they can do that. he was just following orders. ???
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 13, 2011, 07:46:05 AM
1846   The United States declared that a state of war existed against Mexico.

viva la revolution!






Friday the 13th  :help:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on May 13, 2011, 08:34:19 AM
1846   The United States declared that a state of war existed against Mexico.

viva la revolution!








LOL why didnt somebody kill magz' great-great grandpa dammit! :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 13, 2011, 08:54:17 AM
peelz, thought you'd appreciate this.. got a new neighbor at our apartment, super cool guy. He's a HUGE soccer nut...  he was tellin me all about the Manchester Chelsea game from last week was it? pretty funny..
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on May 13, 2011, 09:23:46 AM
peelz, thought you'd appreciate this.. got a new neighbor at our apartment, super cool guy. He's a HUGE soccer nut...  he was tellin me all about the Manchester Chelsea game from last week was it? pretty funny..

Big game,Chelsea is second, united is first...since United won, they need only to tie one game, and can lose the other to clinch league title..


<waiting for blank stares>   :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 13, 2011, 09:28:30 AM
crazy.

http://www.bitrebels.com/lifestyle/unusual-hiking-when-ordinary-just-isnt-enough/



Yea, that's what he was going on about... I was like.. You should meet my interweb friend peelz....
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on May 13, 2011, 04:25:39 PM
Our new dune dog  :nod: :nod:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 16, 2011, 07:38:12 AM
2005   Newsweek magazine retracted a story that claimed investigators had found evidence the Quran was desecrated by interrogators at the U.S. naval prison at Guantanamo Bay. The story had sparked deadly protests in Afghanistan.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 17, 2011, 08:31:44 AM
1996   President Bill Clinton signed "Megan's Law," a measure requiring neighborhood notification when sex offenders move in.


and... hefe could no longer be a ninja. :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on May 17, 2011, 09:29:08 AM
poor hefe :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 18, 2011, 08:11:12 AM
2004   Randy Johnson, 40, became the oldest pitcher in major league history to throw a perfect game, leading the Arizona Diamondbacks over the Atlanta Braves 2-0.


he was a stud.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 19, 2011, 09:47:21 AM
1992   Mary Jo Buttafuoco was shot and seriously wounded in Massapequa, N.Y., by her husband Joey's teenage lover, Amy Fisher.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on May 19, 2011, 11:01:35 AM
1992   Mary Jo Buttafuoco was shot and seriously wounded in Massapequa, N.Y., by her husband Joey's teenage lover, Amy Fisher.

"it's joey buttafuoco ova here!!!"
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on May 21, 2011, 07:11:32 AM
Brains, oh nom nom!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on May 21, 2011, 07:12:40 AM
Zombie ginger!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on May 21, 2011, 07:14:09 AM
Zombie teenager.. For the record he smells about the same lol
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on May 21, 2011, 01:49:25 PM
Don't get it...pics look normal to me :shrug:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on May 21, 2011, 09:00:28 PM
We're not from Iowa :peels:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on May 23, 2011, 03:13:33 AM
pics still look normal................
especially the teenager
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 23, 2011, 07:17:57 AM
1873   Canada's North West Mounted Police force was established.


I wonder if this date coincides w/ canada's love for flannel, syrup, and yaak bangin?
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on May 23, 2011, 08:25:11 AM
the "mounted" in mounted police means mounting yaks...so...yep. :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Lady4Fiddy on May 23, 2011, 01:06:18 PM
Aaron we have lazy dogs!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 24, 2011, 08:09:19 AM
1994   Four men convicted of bombing New York's World Trade Center in 1993 were each sentenced to 240 years in prison.

whats the point ?
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on May 24, 2011, 08:30:10 AM
240 years of ass rape.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 25, 2011, 08:03:34 AM
1986   An estimated 7 million people participated in "Hands Across America," forming a line across the country to raise money for the nation's hungry and homeless.

way cool :thumbs:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on May 25, 2011, 09:13:59 AM
240 years of ass rape.

wonder what allah gives em for that?  :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on May 25, 2011, 09:25:51 AM
240 years of ass rape.

wonder what allah gives em for that?  :lol:

He return's their assholes to "Virgin" 72 times.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 26, 2011, 07:06:50 AM
1977   George H. Willig scaled the outside of the south tower of New York's World Trade Center; he was arrested at the top of the 110-story building.


what a buzz kill :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 31, 2011, 07:53:32 AM
1994   The United States announced it was no longer aiming long-range nuclear missiles at targets in the former Soviet Union.

:rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on June 02, 2011, 07:51:18 AM
Detroit Tigers pitcher Armando Galarraga lost his bid for a perfect game against Cleveland with two outs in the ninth inning on a call that first base umpire Jim Joyce later admitted he'd blown.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on June 03, 2011, 07:22:13 AM
2009   New Hampshire became the sixth state to legalize same-sex marriage.

Right after Iowa... :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on June 06, 2011, 09:21:13 AM
On June 6, 1944, the D-Day invasion of Europe took place during World War II as Allied forces stormed the beaches of Normandy, France.

(http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/section/learning/general/onthisday/big/0606_big.gif)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on June 07, 2011, 07:36:55 AM
1981   Israeli military planes destroyed a nuclear power plant in Iraq, a facility the Israelis charged could have been used to make nuclear weapons.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: preddy08 on June 07, 2011, 07:54:28 AM
Randi, so how's the BBQing going. How'd you like that spice I told ya about. Any luck on getting the webber ready for smoking?
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on June 07, 2011, 08:44:28 AM
omgooses... I got Cow Lick and Swamp Venom.. SOOOOOOO GOOOD!!!!!

I'm going up to my parents place I hope sunday, and I'm going to be building some charcoal holders somthing like this:
(http://ak.buy.com/PI/0/500/206887957.jpg)


and I finally found/ordered a thermometer for the lid.. So probably next week I'll be testing on a pork butt. :woot:


http://www.heater-home.com/product/500-580.aspx?utm_source=googlebase&utm_medium=comparisonshopping
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on June 08, 2011, 08:56:55 AM
1995   U.S. Marines rescued Capt. Scott O'Grady, whose F16-C fighter jet had been shot down by Bosnian Serbs on June 2.



speaking of Bosnia.. Just watched Blackhawk Down last night...

Very well done. Sad to think that happened.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on June 08, 2011, 09:09:02 AM
omgooses... I got Cow Lick and Swamp Venom.. SOOOOOOO GOOOD!!!!!

I'm going up to my parents place I hope sunday, and I'm going to be building some charcoal holders somthing like this:
(http://ak.buy.com/PI/0/500/206887957.jpg)


and I finally found/ordered a thermometer for the lid.. So probably next week I'll be testing on a pork butt. :woot:


http://www.heater-home.com/product/500-580.aspx?utm_source=googlebase&utm_medium=comparisonshopping

cool! we cooked 3 huge tri-tips last night on the grill-amazing!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on June 09, 2011, 06:53:43 AM
1940   Norway surrendered to the Nazis during World War II.

spineless norway..... :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on June 09, 2011, 10:46:22 AM
I got Cow Lick and Swamp Venom..


little penicilin will clear that shit right up
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on June 09, 2011, 11:26:00 AM
lol, BBQ Seasoning :thumbs:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on June 09, 2011, 11:37:49 AM
I had that Swamp Venom once... burned like a MOFO!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on June 09, 2011, 12:35:22 PM
It's SOOOOO GOOOD!! Threw some on some Shrimp I had on the grill. .OM NOM NOM!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on June 13, 2011, 09:44:08 AM
shrimp :puke:
uggg!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on June 14, 2011, 03:23:31 PM
1846   A group of U.S. settlers in Sonoma proclaimed the Republic of California.


and thus... started the hippies.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on June 15, 2011, 07:57:40 AM
On June 15, 1904, more than 1,000 people died when fire erupted aboard the steamboat General Slocum in New York City's East River.


kind of ironic... a BOAT powered by WATER... While ON water... and 1000 people die.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on June 15, 2011, 08:21:18 AM
On June 15, 1975, peels was born.


and the heavens were now perfectly aligned.... GERD washed his hands, and said "i'm done, can't make em' any better"


aww thanks Randall
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on June 15, 2011, 08:23:13 AM
More like.. "Ugh, that was a dirty mess"

:lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: rappyfreak on June 15, 2011, 10:13:37 AM
Yep, when Peels was born GERD broke the mold.... and also the mug of the joker that made it  :lol:

Just messing with you, have a good one peelsy!!! Happy B-day! :clap:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on June 15, 2011, 10:16:17 AM
be careful that you don't throw your back out. :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on June 15, 2011, 01:45:39 PM
be careful that you don't throw your back out. :lol:

too late, threw it out last night. tell your mom I said hi by the way. :humper:

:bird:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on June 16, 2011, 09:59:38 AM
1967   The three-day Monterey International Pop Music Festival - which catapulted Jimi Hendrix, the Who and Janis Joplin to stardom - opened in northern California.

Would have been awesome to see Hendrix
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on June 16, 2011, 02:40:25 PM
On June 15, 1975, peels was born.


and the heavens were now perfectly aligned.... GERD washed his hands, and said "i'm done, can't make em' any better"


aww thanks Randall

oh, today in 1975...GERD rested, as perfection had been achieved the previous day.

:)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on June 17, 2011, 07:34:39 AM
1994   After leading police on a chase through Southern California, O.J. Simpson was arrested and charged with murder in the slayings of his ex-wife, Nicole, and Ronald Goldman.


I remember seeing that ALLLLL over the news.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on June 21, 2011, 08:57:49 AM
I read about a few countries allowing us to go in and search for POW remains.. This is a guy from my home town. WAY COOL!!!




Braham Area Girl Scouts is looking for community support for a flag escort for a local fallen soldier.

Sgt. Ralph Carlson is coming home, 60 years too late. Carlson left his hometown of Braham, Minn., in September 1950 and arrived in Korea three months later. He was a tank driver for the Army's 25th Infantry Division, Carlson was stationed about 10 miles north of Seoul. He was 22 years old. A memorial service for Carlson was held March 13, 1954, at Braham Evangelical Lutheran Church. His family placed a granite headstone at the Rice Lake Cemetery to mark his grave, which has remained empty all these years.  Family members got word last month that the military's Joint POW/MIA Accounting Command at Hickam Air Force Base in Hawaii had identified Carlson's remains using DNA, dental records and bone analysis. The remains will be wrapped in a blanket, placed in a casket with a dress uniform and given a military escort home to Minnesota; a full military burial will be June 25 in Braham.  We are looking for volunteers to line County Road 4 from Braham Evangelical Lutheran Church to Rice Lake Cemetery with flags to honor him and his family.  Printed  from The Pioneer Press Sunday May 29, 2011 written by Mary Divine.

Please dress respectfully and be respectful of the funeral procession.  We will provide flags for the flag escort that must be returned to Dawn or Tish following the services.  We plan to have community members and various military organizations present.  Extra flags are always welcome.

East Central Energy has generously donated to us, during this time, the use of their restrooms and the use of their Operations building located on County Road 4 adjacent to Braham Evangelical Lutheran Church.  Isanti County Veterans Services has offered to let us use the flags.  It would be a great honor for us to show support for the family and their sacrifices.

This service will take place Saturday June 25, 2011.  RAIN or SHINE.  We ask that everyone who wishes to participate in the flag escort meet at the ECE operations building on county road 4 at 11 am.  As of today County Road 4 will be closed from Highway 65 up to the church.   We will then have everyone sign in for a card to be delivered to the family.  At about 11:15 we will begin transporting people who are unable to walk down county road 4 to various spots.  Our goal is to line both sides of the highway from the church to the cemetery.  Lawn chairs are welcome as of this letter the expected length of the services is about 3 hours.  If you are a girl scout participating in this service please come with family.  We need families support to keep the children safe.
Absolutely no one is to be disrespectful at any time during this event.

Please notify Dawn Fredlund 679-5033 or Tish Carlson 396-3628 if you have any questions or concerns. 
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Post by: Krandall on June 22, 2011, 08:03:11 AM
On June 22, 1940, during World War II, Adolf Hitler gained a stunning victory as France was forced to sign an armistice eight days after German forces overran Paris.

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Post by: Colorado700R on June 22, 2011, 08:38:54 AM
1846   A group of U.S. settlers in Sonoma proclaimed the Republic of California.


and thus... started the hippies.

12 years latter they moved to Boulder :lol:
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Post by: Krandall on June 23, 2011, 07:38:35 AM
June    24    In 1997, the Air Force released a report on the so-called “Roswell Incident,” suggesting the alien bodies witnesses reported seeing in 1947 were actually life-sized dummies.

there's lots of life sized dummies workin for the govt.
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Post by: Krandall on June 24, 2011, 08:10:10 AM
2009   After going AWOL for seven days, South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford admitted that he had secretly flown to Argentina to visit his mistress.


:rofl: He wans't very bright..
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on June 24, 2011, 08:17:49 AM
June    24    In 1997, the Air Force released a report on the so-called “Roswell Incident,” suggesting the alien bodies witnesses reported seeing in 1947 were actually life-sized dummies.

there's lots of life sized dummies workin for the govt.

Hey now!  :cry:
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Post by: Krandall on June 24, 2011, 08:32:37 AM
June    24    In 1997, the Air Force released a report on the so-called “Roswell Incident,” suggesting the alien bodies witnesses reported seeing in 1947 were actually life-sized dummies.

there's lots of life sized dummies workin for the govt.

Hey now!  :cry:

:rofl:  bout time!
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Post by: Spartan on June 26, 2011, 11:55:15 AM
http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/adults-good-sexts/story?id=13615406

Sexting's bad for you? Damn wish I knew that a long time ago :rofl:
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Post by: Krandall on June 27, 2011, 07:36:26 AM
On June 27, 1950, President Truman ordered the Air Force and Navy into the Korean War following a call from the United Nations Security Council for member nations to help South Korea repel an invasion from the North.
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Post by: Colorado700R on June 27, 2011, 08:30:00 AM
...and now i have a job :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on June 28, 2011, 08:48:31 AM
1997   Mike Tyson was disqualified for biting Evander Holyfield's ear during their WBA heavyweight title fight in Las Vegas.

Hard to believe it's been that long!
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Post by: Krandall on July 05, 2011, 08:22:11 AM
2006   North Korea test-fired seven missiles into the Sea of Japan, including at least one believed capable of reaching the U.S. mainland.

wasn't that the one where it was photoshopped?
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Post by: Colorado700R on July 05, 2011, 04:08:16 PM
No.
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Post by: Krandall on July 05, 2011, 06:44:13 PM
not this one?


Oop, I was thinkin Iran.  :thumbs:
http://pandagon.net/images/uploads/iran_missiles.png
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Post by: Krandall on July 06, 2011, 08:29:14 AM
1974   Garrison Keillor's radio show, "A Prairie Home Companion," debuted in a live broadcast from St. Paul, Minn.
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Post by: Krandall on July 07, 2011, 09:28:47 AM
2003   A federal judge approved a settlement fining WorldCom $750 million for its $11 billion accounting scandal.


pretty small fee for how much they took
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Post by: Krandall on July 08, 2011, 09:09:39 AM
2010   Ten people accused of spying in suburban America pleaded guilty to conspiracy and were ordered deported to Russia in exchange for the release of four prisoners there who were accused of spying for the West.
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Post by: Krandall on July 11, 2011, 07:10:41 AM
1979   The abandoned U.S. space station Skylab returned to Earth, burning up in the atmosphere and showering debris over the Indian Ocean and Australia.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on July 13, 2011, 09:12:10 AM
1977   A 25-hour blackout hit the New York City area after lightning struck upstate power lines.
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Post by: Krandall on July 19, 2011, 07:18:57 AM
1969   Apollo 11, with Neil Armstrong, Edwin "Buzz" Aldrin and Michael Collins on board, went into orbit around the moon.

42 years later... Shuttin it all down.  :(
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Post by: Colorado700R on July 19, 2011, 01:06:35 PM
(http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii265/Cololrado700R/282664_10150264177238025_600403024_7431605_5409483_a.jpg)
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Post by: Krandall on July 19, 2011, 02:19:49 PM
 :lol:
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Post by: Krandall on July 20, 2011, 07:50:39 AM
1976   America's Viking 1 robot spacecraft landed on Mars.

that seems crazy that we had something on mars in the 70s.
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Post by: Krandall on July 22, 2011, 07:33:36 AM
1994   O.J. Simpson pleaded innocent to the slaying of his ex-wife, Nicole, and her friend, Ronald Goldman.


the glove didn't fit!

(http://dangerouslee.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/political-pictures-oj-simpson-gloves-fit.jpg)
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Post by: Magz on July 22, 2011, 10:02:24 AM
I know most of you will never believe this happened to me. I found a new
way to avoid any .08 alcohol issues while driving:
After golf this week, I had one too many. Knowing that I was wasted, I did
something that I have never done before; I took a bus home. I arrived home
safe and sound, which seemed really surprising since I had never driven a
bus before..
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Post by: dragonz on July 27, 2011, 01:23:01 AM
& how did the 20 passengers enjoy the time at your house?
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Post by: Krandall on July 28, 2011, 09:03:16 AM
1965   President Lyndon B. Johnson announced he was increasing the number of American troops in South Vietnam from 75,000 to 125,000.
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Post by: Krandall on July 29, 2011, 11:04:15 AM
2008   Sen. Ted Stevens, R-Alaska, was indicted on seven felony counts of concealing more than a quarter of a million dollars in house renovations and gifts he had received from a powerful oil contractor. (A judge later dismissed the case, saying prosecutors had withheld evidence.)


nice
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Post by: Krandall on August 01, 2011, 07:35:21 AM
1995   Westinghouse Electric Corp. struck a deal to buy CBS for $5.4 billion.


Interesting, I didn't know they owned them.
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Post by: Krandall on August 02, 2011, 07:28:02 AM
1939   Albert Einstein signed a letter to President Franklin D. Roosevelt urging creation of an atomic weapons research program.


and that's when shit got crazy.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on August 03, 2011, 08:19:58 AM
On Aug. 3, 1958, the nuclear-powered submarine Nautilus became the first vessel to cross the North Pole underwater.

crazy to think we had a nuclear powered sub in the 50's
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on August 04, 2011, 12:04:00 PM
On Aug. 4, 1914, Britain declared war on Germany while the United States proclaimed its neutrality.

gotta be a first.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on August 09, 2011, 11:43:37 AM
2002   Barry Bonds of the San Francisco Giants hit his 600th home run, becoming the fourth major leaguer to reach the mark.

he didn't use steroids either. woot!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on August 10, 2011, 08:15:00 AM
1988   President Ronald Reagan signed a measure providing $20,000 payments to Japanese-Americans interred by the U.S. government during World War II
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Post by: Spartan on August 10, 2011, 08:52:12 AM
1988   President Ronald Reagan signed a measure providing $20,000 payments to Japanese-Americans interred by the U.S. government during World War II

So what about all the american soldiers that were "interred" by the Japanese during WWII and tortured and killed?
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Post by: Peelz on August 10, 2011, 09:28:20 AM
well, i'm "interred" by raptorsource.


Where my f**king 20 grand Randi!?!?!?!  :confused:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on August 10, 2011, 09:29:47 AM
exactly pat, and peelz.. you should owe me for providing such an awesome place to hang out. :lol:
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Post by: Peelz on August 10, 2011, 12:22:30 PM
exactly pat, and peelz.. you should owe me for providing such an awesome place to hang out. :lol:

I do owe you...


a swift kick in the nutzac!  :lol:
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Post by: Krandall on August 11, 2011, 08:23:12 AM
Insane 360 views from Hiroshima... Scary / eerie pictures.

http://blog.360cities.net/hiroshima-after-the-atomic-bomb/
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on August 11, 2011, 08:35:55 AM
Insane 360 views from Hiroshima... Scary / eerie pictures.

http://blog.360cities.net/hiroshima-after-the-atomic-bomb/

wow.


dont f**K with those americans lol
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Post by: Krandall on August 12, 2011, 09:00:55 AM
1981   IBM introduced its first personal computer, the model 5150.

 :clap:
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Post by: Krandall on August 15, 2011, 06:12:49 PM
Ugh, in training all week. Wont be on very much. Then off thursday night to go camping! :woot:
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Post by: dragonz on August 16, 2011, 03:39:41 AM
random whore
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Post by: Krandall on August 16, 2011, 07:03:22 AM
Nice!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on August 18, 2011, 02:47:07 PM
so, still hate pets, Harley Davidsons, and Nascar. How are all of you guys?
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Spartan on August 18, 2011, 02:51:23 PM
Day by day...fucking night shifts. on the plus side making some nice lunch money out of scrapping the demo'd material
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on August 18, 2011, 03:23:19 PM
work is blowin goats, learning to do the front end data work for this new job I do. instantly f**Ked me outta 2 hours a day...that I dont have. No breaks all week.
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Post by: Lady4Fiddy on August 20, 2011, 04:15:09 PM
working a lot, missing my hubby, and taking care of the kids!
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Post by: Krandall on August 22, 2011, 07:08:24 AM
a week of training.. Learning powershell.. try cramming learning a new language in 4 days. :help:


today I get back to work and try to apply it all.

:help:





On August 22, 1902, President Theodore Roosevelt became the first United States chief executive to ride in an automobile in public.
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3144/4596722130_130ced07e3_z.jpg)
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Post by: Krandall on August 24, 2011, 09:53:15 AM
On Aug. 24, 1992, Hurricane Andrew smashed into Florida, causing record damage; 55 deaths in Florida, Louisiana and the Bahamas were blamed on the storm.


fricken Louisiana....
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Post by: Gunz on August 24, 2011, 09:54:45 AM
Louisiana is starting to become a major problem.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on August 25, 2011, 08:31:18 AM
On Aug. 25, 1944, Paris was liberated by Allied forces after four years of Nazi occupation.


no help from them.....
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Post by: rappyfreak on August 25, 2011, 11:31:33 AM
The US always saving the damn French's asses
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Post by: Krandall on August 26, 2011, 09:15:18 AM
On Aug. 26, 1920, the 19th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, guaranteeing women the right to vote, was declared in effect.

ugh......


:rofl:
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Post by: Krandall on August 29, 2011, 08:13:49 AM
1958   Pop singer Michael Jackson was born in Gary, Ind.


:mj:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on August 30, 2011, 10:21:32 AM
1905   Baseball Hall of Famer Ty Cobb made his major league debut with the Detroit Tigers.
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Post by: Krandall on August 31, 2011, 07:30:50 AM
On Aug. 31, 1997, Britain's Princess Diana died in a car crash in Paris at age 36.

crazy it's been that long already.
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Post by: Krandall on September 01, 2011, 08:22:00 AM
On Sept. 1, 1939, World War II began as Nazi Germany invaded Poland.

wonder if the got some sausages.
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Post by: Krandall on September 02, 2011, 08:43:58 AM
944   Navy pilot George H.W. Bush was shot down by Japanese forces as he completed a bombing run over the Bonin Islands.
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Post by: Krandall on September 07, 2011, 09:55:54 AM
1979   ESPN made its cable TV debut.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on September 07, 2011, 10:07:58 AM
1979   ESPN made its cable TV debut.

f**k ESPN douche channel


Us Men's NATIONAL Soccer match gets bumped for Late start of Nascar race. It's too tragic to even think about

:rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 07, 2011, 10:09:49 AM
Whats soccer? ???
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: rappyfreak on September 07, 2011, 10:33:44 AM
1979   ESPN made its cable TV debut.

f**k ESPN douche channel


Us Men's NATIONAL Soccer match gets bumped for Late start of Nascar race. It's too tragic to even think about

:rofl:

It's called FOOTBALL!!!!  8)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Mad Dog on September 07, 2011, 10:36:48 AM
It's still gay, like you and Seg.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 07, 2011, 10:40:04 AM
It's still gay, like you and Seg.

:rofl:


We do trivia night @ A bar every wednesday, and one of the questions was... "This womens basketball professional... blah blah blah"

I mumbled.. who let women have a basketball team?

the host heard me and gave me a free drink card :lol:
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Post by: Peelz on September 07, 2011, 10:41:29 AM
LOL

DICK!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on September 07, 2011, 11:41:57 AM
1979   ESPN made its cable TV debut.

f**k ESPN douche channel


Us Men's NATIONAL Soccer match gets bumped for Late start of Nascar race. It's too tragic to even think about

:rofl:

And they say NASCAR is useless...

That was like a national public service :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 07, 2011, 11:55:17 AM
1979   ESPN made its cable TV debut.

f**k ESPN douche channel


Us Men's NATIONAL Soccer match gets bumped for Late start of Nascar race. It's too tragic to even think about

:rofl:

And they say NASCAR is useless...

That was like a national public service :lol:

At least you can watch nascar and drink.. And it looks entertaining...
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on September 07, 2011, 12:11:31 PM
1979   ESPN made its cable TV debut.

f**k ESPN douche channel


Us Men's NATIONAL Soccer match gets bumped for Late start of Nascar race. It's too tragic to even think about

:rofl:

And they say NASCAR is useless...

That was like a national public service :lol:

At least you can watch nascar and drink.. And it looks entertaining...

I can't drink while I watch soccer? And explain to me how Nascar is entertaining?



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Post by: rappyfreak on September 07, 2011, 12:23:59 PM
Nascar is an easy sport to follow when you're piss drunk!  :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on September 07, 2011, 12:25:51 PM
Nascar is an easy sport to follow when you're piss drunk!  :lol:

I've tried...no luck, still sucks
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 07, 2011, 12:27:03 PM
you werent trying hard enough. how do you think they have so many fans?!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on September 07, 2011, 03:08:24 PM
you werent trying hard enough. how do you think they have so many fans?!

got me... cars in circles... wasting gas. talking like rednecks to invent excitement.  I just dont fit the demographic, I guess.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 07, 2011, 03:25:35 PM
you werent trying hard enough. how do you think they have so many fans?!

got me... cars in circles... wasting gas. talking like rednecks to invent excitement.  I just dont fit the demographic, I guess.


you moved to Iowa... waering duct taped vans... What did you expect...
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on September 07, 2011, 03:33:41 PM
you werent trying hard enough. how do you think they have so many fans?!

got me... cars in circles... wasting gas. talking like rednecks to invent excitement.  I just dont fit the demographic, I guess.


you moved to Iowa... waering duct taped vans... What did you expect...

indeed. not by choice, but point taken.  :lol:

note to self: be careful what you tell your online buddies...they might be taking notes.


:creeper:
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Post by: Spartan on September 07, 2011, 03:37:38 PM

note to self: be careful what you tell your online buddies...they might be taking notes.


:creeper:

Indeed huh...I'm gonna kick your ass next time we meet peels, just so you know :box:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on September 07, 2011, 03:58:55 PM

note to self: be careful what you tell your online buddies...they might be taking notes.


:creeper:

Indeed huh...I'm gonna kick your ass next time we meet peels, just so you know :box:

what the.....get in line  :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Spartan on September 07, 2011, 04:05:21 PM

note to self: be careful what you tell your online buddies...they might be taking notes.


:creeper:

Indeed huh...I'm gonna kick your ass next time we meet peels, just so you know :box:

what the.....get in line  :rofl:

That's a longass line :(
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Mad Dog on September 07, 2011, 04:28:59 PM
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/423855/478529.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on September 07, 2011, 04:31:27 PM
a-holes, the lot of ya. I cant handle this persecution
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on September 08, 2011, 07:38:59 AM
you werent trying hard enough. how do you think they have so many fans?!

got me... cars in circles... wasting gas. talking like rednecks to invent excitement.  I just dont fit the demographic, I guess.

I guess if I was cleaning an entire trailer with a que tip in less than 2 minutes, 200 mph cars would seem slow to me too. :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on September 08, 2011, 07:48:15 AM
you werent trying hard enough. how do you think they have so many fans?!

got me... cars in circles... wasting gas. talking like rednecks to invent excitement.  I just dont fit the demographic, I guess.

I guess if I was cleaning an entire trailer with a que tip in less than 2 minutes, 200 mph cars would seem slow to me too. :lol:

:tweakz:  :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 08, 2011, 08:58:57 AM
you werent trying hard enough. how do you think they have so many fans?!

got me... cars in circles... wasting gas. talking like rednecks to invent excitement.  I just dont fit the demographic, I guess.


you moved to Iowa... waering duct taped vans... What did you expect...

indeed. not by choice, but point taken.  :lol:

note to self: be careful what you tell your online buddies...they might be taking notes.


:creeper:

I pay attention because I care..

:rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on September 08, 2011, 09:20:05 AM
lies....


Why is it that since I joined this wretched crew, that I fear for my safety, and innocence?

But I cannot leave, or else it would be worse...  :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 08, 2011, 09:33:08 AM
Its like Meth... You know its bad. but the adrenaline rush you get knowing your life is in a downward spiral keeps you coming back for more.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 09, 2011, 08:21:00 AM
1971   Prisoners seized control of the maximum-security Attica Correctional Facility near Buffalo, N.Y., beginning a four-day siege that claimed 43 lives.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on September 09, 2011, 05:17:05 PM
Which of these characters is more like peels?

(http://tones.vh1.com/inf/imgc?dev=2555&url=http://cdn.preview.thumbplay.com/VAN/Thumb_Thumbnail/Wall/MTV/reno911_dangle_wiegel.jpg)


Now imagine Peels winning the lottery

NSFW


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wi5NDFyIl6s
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on September 09, 2011, 11:59:52 PM
Which of these characters is more like peels?

(http://tones.vh1.com/inf/imgc?dev=2555&url=http://cdn.preview.thumbplay.com/VAN/Thumb_Thumbnail/Wall/MTV/reno911_dangle_wiegel.jpg)


Now imagine Peels winning the lottery

NSFW


LMAO "suck my big black f**king d!ck, I won the lotto!!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wi5NDFyIl6s

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 10, 2011, 09:10:22 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on September 11, 2011, 08:15:35 AM
Troy must of been the blonde wanting to snort coke off a black mans ass..
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on September 11, 2011, 02:49:06 PM
Ill miss all yall while were in yellowstone.... Take care of the shoutbox for me. :) DOn't let it get too serious :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on September 12, 2011, 06:29:55 AM
Since you're going to yellowstone, and all it's natural wonder, I believe you must have a proper native american name.....

Little Quivering sphincter...comes to mind :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 12, 2011, 12:03:05 PM
2002   President George W. Bush told the United Nations to confront the "grave and gathering danger" of Saddam Hussein's Iraq or stand aside as the United States acted.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on September 13, 2011, 06:32:43 AM
a whole day gone, and only 7 updated threads? :confused:

do work bitches :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 13, 2011, 07:19:35 AM
uhh, gtfo.


go get your geyser on or somethin.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 13, 2011, 07:34:28 AM
1996   Rapper Tupac Shakur, 25, died at a Las Vegas hospital six days after he was wounded in a drive-by shooting.

lies
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on September 14, 2011, 12:32:00 AM
uhh, gtfo.


go get your geyser on or somethin.
Lol

I'm tryin
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 14, 2011, 07:33:52 AM
1983   Singer Amy Winehouse was born in London.

the only time she was drug free.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 15, 2011, 09:09:47 AM
2001   President George W. Bush identified Osama bin Laden as the prime suspect in the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks, and told Americans to prepare for a long, difficult war against terrorism.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 19, 2011, 08:35:16 AM
2002   President George W. Bush asked Congress for authority to use military force if necessary to disarm and overthrow Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein if he did not abandon weapons of mass destruction.


...
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 20, 2011, 08:41:32 AM
2005   Holocaust survivor and Nazi hunter Simon Wiesenthal died at age 96.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 21, 2011, 08:31:44 AM
98   President Bill Clinton's videotaped grand jury testimony in the Monica Lewinsky scandal was publicly broadcast, showing him answering one question from prosecutors by saying, "It depends on what the meaning of 'is' is."
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 21, 2011, 06:38:20 PM
Neighbor gave me a bottle of Hennessy for working on his laptop! :woot:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 22, 2011, 07:54:24 AM
1949   The Soviet Union exploded its first atomic bomb.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 23, 2011, 08:10:52 AM
1957   Nine black students who had entered Little Rock Central High School in Arkansas were forced to withdraw because of a white mob outside.

still crazy to think that this wasn't that long ago.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on September 23, 2011, 09:10:13 AM
most of us have parents that were alive for that!
mine were just kids.. but they were alive
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 27, 2011, 09:09:31 AM
1998   Mark McGwire of the St. Louis Cardinals hit his record-setting 69th and 70th home runs in the last game of the season.

he didn't use roids though.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on September 27, 2011, 09:24:00 AM
nope, none at all....  :confused: :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 28, 2011, 07:52:43 AM
LS RALLY STARTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on September 29, 2011, 03:30:13 AM
LS RALLY STARTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hate you, I hate you all!

f#%$^%$%^& Rally  :(
maybe one day I will get to come out & play with my friends......... :cry:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 29, 2011, 08:45:16 AM
Leaving for LS in 4 hours!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on September 30, 2011, 01:28:29 PM
Trojan horse t-shirts trick neo-Nazis



The slogan on the shirts first read "hardcore rebels" along with a skull and nationalist flags. But once washed the slogan turned into a message from a group offering help to right-wing extremists break away from the neo-Nazi scene.

"If your t-shirt can do it, you can do it too -- we'll help you get away from right-wing extremism," reads the slogan on the shirts after their first washing.


always hatin on the nazis... :krandall:


http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/08/10/us-germany-shirts-idUSTRE7792CP20110810
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on October 01, 2011, 03:57:59 AM
Trojan horse t-shirts trick neo-Nazis



The slogan on the shirts first read "hardcore rebels" along with a skull and nationalist flags. But once washed the slogan turned into a message from a group offering help to right-wing extremists break away from the neo-Nazi scene.

"If your t-shirt can do it, you can do it too -- we'll help you get away from right-wing extremism," reads the slogan on the shirts after their first washing.


always hatin on the nazis... :krandall:


http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/08/10/us-germany-shirts-idUSTRE7792CP20110810
Peelio, you know you want one those shirts, don't try to hide it!  :P
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on October 01, 2011, 07:57:13 AM
WHen you coming back to the states next? still feel bad I missed my chance to see the famous sheep f**ker, especially since he was in the capitol of sheep f**king :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on October 01, 2011, 05:00:00 PM
WHen you coming back to the states next? still feel bad I missed my chance to see the famous sheep f**ker, especially since he was in the capitol of sheep f**king :rofl:
So close yet so far eh Peelz  ;)

not so keep on the sheep, the wool gives me a rash................ :jaw:

I'm headed up to
LA (Yo Sasquatch) on the 11/12th for 5-6 days, then up to Denver for 2-3 weeks. (Hi Arron & Nikki)

Not likely to be tripping round much this trip apart from that, but you never know.
Tell ya boss I'll do him a hell deal on a Robotic Palletising system, & you might have the pleasure of my presence in your town :P



Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on October 02, 2011, 05:22:04 PM
Sweet let us know phil, we'll have ethan ready in his sheep outfit
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on October 03, 2011, 07:51:13 AM
Teach em early....  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: rookie on October 03, 2011, 11:11:32 AM
Poor kids getting whored out already  :(
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on October 04, 2011, 07:36:34 AM
2001   Authorities said a man in Boca Raton, Fla., had contracted the inhaled form of anthrax; he died the following day.
:cripes:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on October 04, 2011, 08:42:48 AM
2001   Authorities said a man in Boca Raton, Fla., had contracted the inhaled form of anthrax; he died the following day.
:cripes:

I know what you're thinkin'












wish it was Spartan. :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on October 04, 2011, 09:04:10 AM
so close, yet so far... :lol:

j/k patterz!!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Spartan on October 04, 2011, 09:44:53 AM
bastards :(
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: rookie on October 04, 2011, 08:33:44 PM
Pat I am faxing you a Bud light to take the pain away from the bashing  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Spartan on October 04, 2011, 09:54:45 PM
Thanks man, you know how to cheer me up  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on October 05, 2011, 08:15:35 AM
On October 5, 1947, in the first televised White House address, President Truman asked Americans to refrain from eating meat on Tuesdays and poultry on Thursdays to help stockpile grain for starving people in Europe.
:confused:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on October 05, 2011, 08:17:03 AM
f**k Europe


Happy wednesday gentlemen
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: rookie on October 05, 2011, 01:04:36 PM
 :nana: There are some sexy bitches in Europe!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on October 05, 2011, 09:00:43 PM
:nana: There are some sexy bitches in Europe!

but they have more armpit hair, and bigger penises than you.  :lol:


anyways...


so I was at the pharmacist getting kids medicine today, reading "sand sports" magazine....big old write up in there about that Coop guys bike in there. great to see that. all sorts of stuff about raptors, that I only get to read on RS.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on October 06, 2011, 03:16:10 AM
Sweet let us know phil, we'll have ethan ready in his sheep outfit

Remind him baaaa means yes..........:)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on October 06, 2011, 07:14:15 AM
:nana: There are some sexy bitches in Europe!

but they have more armpit hair, and bigger penises than you.  :lol:


anyways...


so I was at the pharmacist getting kids medicine today, reading "sand sports" magazine....big old write up in there about that Coop guys bike in there. great to see that. all sorts of stuff about raptors, that I only get to read on RS.


cool cool :thumbs:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on October 06, 2011, 07:18:24 AM
and it could happen again...

2008   The Dow Jones industrial average closed below 10,000 for the first time since 2004.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on October 06, 2011, 01:04:38 PM
so I was at the pharmacist getting kids medicine today, reading "sand sports" magazine....big old write up in there about that Coop guys bike in there. great to see that. all sorts of stuff about raptors, that I only get to read on RS.

I have a subscription.. good writeup
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on October 06, 2011, 01:22:53 PM
so I was at the pharmacist getting kids medicine today, reading "sand sports" magazine....big old write up in there about that Coop guys bike in there. great to see that. all sorts of stuff about raptors, that I only get to read on RS.

I have a subscription.. good writeup

love that magazine. I can read it over and over.... :thumbs: I've bought a few copies. The last one, my dad bought me to read when we were up at the VA hospital....last thing he bought me.  :) still have it.  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on October 07, 2011, 07:59:08 AM
2003   California voters recalled Gov. Gray Davis and elected actor Arnold Schwarzenegger to replace him.


the govanator.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on October 10, 2011, 08:30:28 AM
1985   U.S. fighter jets forced an Egyptian plane carrying the hijackers of the Italian cruise ship Achille Lauro to land in Italy, where the gunmen were taken into custody.


america.. F*CK YEA!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on October 10, 2011, 03:57:44 PM
Okay, i'm nerdin out.... found xerox's promo vid for the super duper secret machine I'm probably taking over. That Randy guy thats interviewed, one of my  bosses, the good kind whose into the machinery... Hes also happens to be the fella that sold me the 660. Turning quads into the craze it is for me these days... 8)

*disclaimer: Incredibly boring, do not watch if you are pressed for time. JUst thought Id share.  :lol:


peelzy


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdvlCsZx_D0
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on October 11, 2011, 07:29:08 AM
1975   "Saturday Night Live" debuted on NBC.

:woot:

and will check the vid out a bit later peelio :)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on October 11, 2011, 08:10:19 AM
1975   "Saturday Night Live" debuted on NBC.

:woot:



great year!!!  :clap:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on October 11, 2011, 12:07:31 PM
http://www.thesmokingjacket.com/humor/hot-wing-challenge
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on October 11, 2011, 12:25:50 PM
1975   "Saturday Night Live" debuted on NBC.

:woot:



great year!!!  :clap:

It WAS a great year...


then you just HAD to be born :rolleyes:


:lol:

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on October 11, 2011, 01:02:07 PM
shit happens...



:rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on October 11, 2011, 01:09:26 PM
1975   "Saturday Night Live" debuted on NBC.

:woot:



great year!!!  :clap:

It WAS a great year...


then you just HAD to be born :rolleyes:


:lol:



what year were you born again a$$hole?  :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on October 12, 2011, 10:30:57 AM
1970 FTW!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on October 12, 2011, 02:26:07 PM
few posts lost in transition :(
 

sup girlies
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on October 13, 2011, 10:18:22 AM
Yea, shit happens.. oh well.. back to the grind!!!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on October 13, 2011, 10:26:22 AM
its cool, at my age, talking to yourself is commonplace.  ;)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on October 14, 2011, 08:58:25 AM
1947   Air Force test pilot Charles E. Yeager became the first person to break the sound barrier when he flew the experimental Bell X-1 rocket plane over Edwards Air Force Base in California.

ZOOOOM
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on October 17, 2011, 12:59:00 PM
Cool....ever see "the RIght Stuff"?


up there with best movies ever....  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on October 20, 2011, 09:21:51 AM
yep... one of the good ones!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on October 20, 2011, 09:38:29 AM
1977   Three members of the rock band Lynyrd Skynyrd were killed in the crash of a chartered plane near McComb, Miss.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on October 20, 2011, 12:08:41 PM
UGH  :mad:


changed to country music station on the P.A. at work. FML

:funyun:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Spartan on October 20, 2011, 02:18:00 PM
Run the 10 hour loop of amazing horse....win
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on October 20, 2011, 06:44:44 PM
crap! i missed it...


22,000
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Spartan on October 20, 2011, 06:49:12 PM
LAME
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on October 20, 2011, 11:30:10 PM
crap! i missed it...


22,000 LAME ASS POSTS & STILL NOTHING TO SHOW FOR IT
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on October 21, 2011, 07:13:14 AM
pats nearing 3000,

they are just jealous.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Spartan on October 21, 2011, 07:20:31 AM
Almost time to delete the account again and start over? I heard if I made it to 3,001 posts bad things happen....
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on October 21, 2011, 07:26:40 AM
Nothing worse than what happens at rallies.

:lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on October 21, 2011, 08:10:17 AM
you could be like me and RAndi some day.


reach for the stars Pat.  ;)  :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on October 21, 2011, 08:22:42 AM
1967   Tens of thousands of Vietnam War protesters marched in Washington, D.C.

hippies.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on October 21, 2011, 08:24:32 AM
i dont know man. Not sure we should have helped VIetnam...now I get to walk into my lunchroom and smell wet dog when I go to eat :lol:

COmpany we bought out is known for its VIetnamese workers. Theyre everywhere, and their food stinks  :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on October 21, 2011, 08:29:40 AM
:lol:

that's how I feel about the indians, we have a few in our apt... you can tell when they are cooking :puke:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on October 21, 2011, 08:56:52 AM
:lol:

that's how I feel about the indians, we have a few in our apt... you can tell when they are cooking :puke:

Haxor their phone lines and call them at all times of day and night asking if they are intrested in extremely low intrest rate credit cards.....pay backs a bitch!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on October 21, 2011, 08:58:37 AM
:lol:

that's how I feel about the indians, we have a few in our apt... you can tell when they are cooking :puke:

Indians?
Dot or feather?
7-11 or Casino?
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on October 21, 2011, 09:35:46 AM
7-11

and :rofl: Aaron, I laughed out loud.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on October 21, 2011, 11:20:42 AM
LMAO

would you like a cherry squishy?
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on October 21, 2011, 09:18:48 PM
:lol:

that's how I feel about the people from indiana, we have a few in our apt... you can tell when they are cooking :puke:
At least they're not from Iowa, then all they would cook is Meth
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: rookie on October 22, 2011, 01:32:41 AM
:lol:

that's how I feel about the people from indiana, we have a few in our apt... you can tell when they are cooking :puke:
At least they're not from Iowa, then all they would cook is Meth

Whats wrong with meth? I hear it's like cotton candy it rots out your teeth so it must be good...
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on October 22, 2011, 07:28:06 AM
Cooking meth gives off a pleasant aroma....I realize the smell of fertilizer and formaldehyde isn't for everyone though LOL
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: rookie on October 23, 2011, 12:41:40 AM
Cooking meth gives off a pleasant aroma....I realize the smell of fertilizer and formaldehyde isn't for everyone though LOL

Those smells grow on you though... My grandma lived by a huge dairy farm in Ontario CA and we used to hate the smell now when we go we don't even realize it...
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Spartan on October 23, 2011, 07:24:33 AM
Same thing happened where I work, except with those cooking grease dumping tanks from the food places...it used to reek to the point that you'd want to throw up. But after 7 years of working in that area (in general) I'm used to it and it's funny bringing new guys through the same area :rofl: :puke:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on October 24, 2011, 07:52:46 AM
2003   The era of supersonic jet travel came to an end as three British Airways Concordes landed at London's Heathrow Airport.


sucks that had to happen, I hope some day we can get to having supersonic commercial flights.


(http://www.concordesst.com/accident/pictures/flames1.jpg)
(http://msnbcmedia4.msn.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Photo/_new/100202-concorde-crash-hmed-215a.grid-6x2.jpg)
(http://www.concordesst.com/accident/englishreport/images/vueaerienprincipauxelements.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: rookie on October 24, 2011, 07:55:07 AM
Blame the british for that Krandall they obviously didn't know how to upkeep their jets...
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on October 24, 2011, 07:59:23 AM
Blame the british for that Krandall they obviously didn't know how to upkeep their jets...


It wasnt upkeep at all ???

They didn't crash due to poor maintenance on the bird, it crashed, because of debris on the runway from a prior plane landing. piece of metal pierced the gas tank on the concorde and the rest is history.

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Spartan on October 24, 2011, 09:00:12 AM
Here in America they hit deer on the runway and still manage to keep on flying ??? how about the NJ landing? Geese went through the intake and no boom :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on October 24, 2011, 09:12:04 AM
Hole in gas tank > goose through the engine.

in the concorde, the gas drained straight back to where the jet engines were. and boom boom.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Spartan on October 24, 2011, 09:43:15 AM
That's a shoddy design...:lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on October 24, 2011, 11:27:35 AM
Cooking meth gives off a pleasant aroma....I realize the smell of fertilizer and formaldehyde isn't for everyone though LOL

Those smells grow on you though... My grandma lived by a huge dairy farm in Ontario CA and we used to hate the smell now when we go we don't even realize it...

I grew up in Cali...when we moved to Iowa, id never smelled anything as insanely grotesque, as a hog farm...

Went to visit my uncle who is a farmer, and lives right next to a huge hog confinment..stinks to holy hell...he says "uhuh...smell that money!!!"

:puke:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on October 24, 2011, 11:34:00 AM
pigs are pretty bad
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on October 24, 2011, 02:10:32 PM
Pigs arent bad. Chicken/Turkey farms are the WORST.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on October 25, 2011, 07:18:57 AM
2001   Microsoft released the Windows XP operating system.

:woot:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on October 25, 2011, 12:44:57 PM
2001   Microsoft released the Windows XP operating system.

:woot:

Randy made his own version................................





(http://www33.patrz.pl/u/f/41/87/82/418782.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on October 25, 2011, 12:58:07 PM
LOL ^
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on October 25, 2011, 01:35:23 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on October 27, 2011, 07:45:44 AM
1997   The Dow Jones industrial average tumbled 554.26 points, forcing the stock market to shut down for the first time since the 1981 assassination attempt on President Ronald Reagan.


now those kind of swings are the norm.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on October 27, 2011, 10:43:15 PM
(http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/6981/megamani.jpg) (http://img338.imageshack.us/i/megamani.jpg/)

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Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on October 28, 2011, 07:16:10 AM
Mega-Man
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on October 28, 2011, 10:13:50 AM
You know you want that costume...
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on October 28, 2011, 10:47:54 AM
It is pretty sweet :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on October 30, 2011, 03:33:54 PM
(http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/6981/megamani.jpg) (http://img338.imageshack.us/i/megamani.jpg/)

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^^^colorado on Sat night^^^
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on October 30, 2011, 05:46:27 PM
(http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii265/Cololrado700R/IMAG0344.jpg)

Frank the bunny and the gypsy....things funyun fears the most.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on October 30, 2011, 06:09:38 PM
(http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii265/Cololrado700R/IMAG0344.jpg)

Frank the bunny and the gypsy....things funyun fears the most.
Funyun, they are out to get you............
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on October 31, 2011, 01:44:39 PM
x
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on November 01, 2011, 08:17:44 AM
My buddies' neighborhood pest..


Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 01, 2011, 10:19:30 AM
In 1952, the United States exploded the first hydrogen bomb, in a test at Eniwetok in the Marshall Islands.

That's noteworthy on my bday lol
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on November 01, 2011, 10:23:53 AM
In 2001...ten years ago.....Hefe cried....becuase Randy was now "Legal", and therefore no longer in his dateing pool :(


:lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on November 01, 2011, 11:40:32 PM
In 2001...ten years ago.....Hefe cried....becuase Randy was now "Legal", and therefore no longer in his dateing pool :(


:lol:
& colorado rejoiced, because krandall was now in his................
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 02, 2011, 07:39:10 AM
1947   Howard Hughes piloted his huge wooden airplane, the Spruce Goose, on its only flight, which lasted about a minute over Long Beach Harbor in California.


(http://symonsez.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/spruce_goose.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on November 02, 2011, 07:57:53 AM
I toured that thing when I was little :thumbs:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Spartan on November 02, 2011, 09:02:43 AM
You were little in 1947?  :confused:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 02, 2011, 09:10:09 AM
I'd love to see that. I've done the virtual tour of it, very cool.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on November 03, 2011, 10:03:13 PM
I'd like to do a tour of these................
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Cammy on November 04, 2011, 07:46:50 AM
I toured that thing when I was little :thumbs:

:hefe1:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on November 04, 2011, 08:18:52 AM
shut yer hole Cam
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 04, 2011, 08:43:56 AM
Nice Phil! :nod:

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 04, 2011, 09:51:24 AM
2008   California voters approved Proposition 8, a constitutional amendment outlawing same-sex marriage.

poor geo. :(
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on November 04, 2011, 12:41:40 PM
2008   California voters approved Proposition 8, a constitutional amendment outlawing same-sex marriage.

poor geo. :(

yeah Pat was bummed too, flew all the way out there, and him and maggy couldnt tie the knot.  :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Spartan on November 04, 2011, 06:21:11 PM
2008   California voters approved Proposition 8, a constitutional amendment outlawing same-sex marriage.

poor geo. :(

yeah Pat was bummed too, flew all the way out there, and him and maggy couldnt tie the knot.  :lol:

Don't remind me :(
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on November 05, 2011, 06:56:49 AM
2008   California voters approved Proposition 8, a constitutional amendment outlawing same-sex marriage.

poor geo. :(

yeah Pat was bummed too, flew all the way out there, and him and maggy couldnt tie the knot.  :lol:

Don't remind me :(

it's okay, you tied the donkey.....  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on November 05, 2011, 10:06:47 PM
Nice Phil! :nod:


figured it was about time there was something worth seeing in this thread apart from idle chatter & gay banter


so..............
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 07, 2011, 07:40:36 AM
what a mess.

2000   Republican George W. Bush was elected president over incumbent Democratic Vice President Al Gore, though Gore won the popular vote by a narrow margin. The winner was not known for more than a month because of a dispute over the results in Florida.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on November 07, 2011, 09:23:57 AM
that was Pat's fault
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on November 07, 2011, 09:37:32 AM
always is....
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on November 07, 2011, 09:53:30 PM
disapointed...............
Thought the damp spot might rate a mention
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on November 07, 2011, 10:51:31 PM
LOL....that happens with age. Be nice...  :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Spartan on November 08, 2011, 05:02:34 AM
I wasn't old enough to vote back then, so don't blame me :P
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on November 08, 2011, 02:43:44 PM
so the big data security compliance visit we've all been stressing about...was NOTHING.

A tall guy from Kenya asking us to password protect stuff.  I could barely understand him :confused:

oh well....  :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Spartan on November 08, 2011, 02:48:42 PM
so the big data security compliance visit we've all been stressing about...was NOTHING.

A tall guy from Kenya asking us to password protect stuff.  I could barely understand him :confused:

oh well....  :lol:

So, did you feel a little like this guy named Pat you know? :pat:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on November 08, 2011, 02:59:16 PM
Indeed :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 10, 2011, 08:17:42 AM
1969   "Sesame Street" debuted on PBS.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Spartan on November 10, 2011, 08:58:25 AM
And since then, Hefe has had a whole assortment of costumes to use...
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on November 10, 2011, 09:54:55 AM
:woot:
I was NOT alive in the 60's
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Spartan on November 10, 2011, 10:49:19 AM
Some dyno thing...
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on November 10, 2011, 10:51:05 AM
:woot:
I was NOT alive in the 60's



so close though, pat's insult allowed  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Spartan on November 10, 2011, 12:07:54 PM
I didn't say you had to be alive then, that's just how long the options have been available :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on November 11, 2011, 12:33:36 AM
just another random...............
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Cammy on November 11, 2011, 07:18:04 AM
I didn't say you had to be alive then, that's just how long the options have been available :lol:

Speaking of costumes, anyone else excited for the new MUPPET movie!!!!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on November 11, 2011, 08:12:00 AM
Happy veterans day
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on November 11, 2011, 08:12:26 AM
Happy veterans day

+1 especially to you , sir. ;)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 11, 2011, 09:27:08 AM
Happy Veterans day indeed.

Happy birthday to Patton.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Atvracer30 on November 11, 2011, 05:52:18 PM
Anyone here a vet. or currently serving?

Thanks to all who have served our country.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on November 12, 2011, 01:09:15 PM
Anyone here a vet. or currently serving?

Thanks to all who have served our country.

Thanks boss  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 14, 2011, 07:48:37 AM
1972   The Dow Jones Industrial Average closed above 1,000 for the first time.

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on November 15, 2011, 08:08:59 AM
Anyone here a vet. or currently serving?

Thanks to all who have served our country.

Thanks boss  :thumbs:

on this subject...Monday, I stopped to get gas, and a soldier in uniform beat me to the door, noticeably hurrying...and held it for me. Which was actually my objective... but it made me feel good..  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 15, 2011, 09:17:29 AM
1984   An infant who had received a baboon's heart to replace her own congenitally deformed one died at a California medical center three weeks after the transplant.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 16, 2011, 07:46:08 AM
2008   Iraq's Cabinet overwhelmingly approved a security pact with the United States calling for American forces to remain in the country until 2012.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on November 16, 2011, 11:37:52 AM
shoulda told em to handle their own shit, we gotz ur own problems  :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 16, 2011, 12:17:56 PM
99 problems and iraq is one.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on November 16, 2011, 01:44:50 PM
Hahahah that's a good one!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 16, 2011, 01:51:07 PM
thank you, thank you.

I'll be here all day.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on November 16, 2011, 10:05:09 PM
thank you, thank you.

I'll be here all day.
sweet, I'll be right back with a basket of rotten tomatoes.................... :thumbs:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on November 16, 2011, 10:54:07 PM
Copied from a buddies FB wall...

 On her radio show, Dr Laura Schlesinge r said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following response is an open letter to Dr. Laura, which was posted on the Internet. It's funny, as well as informative:

Dear Dr. Laura: ... Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding GERD's Law. ......I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of GERD's Laws and how to follow them.

1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of Menstrual uncleanliness - Lev15: 19-24. The problem is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?

6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abominatio n, Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there 'degrees' of abomination?

7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of GERD if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here?

8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?

9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/po lyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I'm confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that GERD's word is eternal and unchanging.

Your adoring fan,

James M Kauffman

Ed.D. Professor Emeritus, Dept. Of Curriculum, Instruction, and Special Education University of Virginia

(It would be a damn shame if we couldn't own a Canadian)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on November 16, 2011, 11:46:39 PM
If that works out, let me know. I might have to buy a couple of Australians...........
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on November 17, 2011, 07:13:19 AM
So....I think I set a record with that post. Insulting gays, jews, christians, football, mexicans, and parents. Double hat trick? Lol
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 17, 2011, 07:16:04 AM
I'd rather own a canadian. They can handle the cold... Mexicans would just be :mn: in the corner.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on November 17, 2011, 08:19:15 AM
that's pretty good aaron  :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 17, 2011, 09:02:22 AM
1968   NBC outraged football fans by cutting away from the final minutes of a game to air a TV special, "Heidi," on schedule.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 18, 2011, 08:13:54 AM
2008   Big Three automakers pleaded with Congress for a $25 billion lifeline, warning of a national economic catastrophe should they collapse.


shoulda let them sink.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on November 18, 2011, 08:22:03 AM
2008   Big Three automakers pleaded with Congress for a $25 billion lifeline, warning of a national economic catastrophe should they collapse.


shoulda let them sink.
& the bankers with them.
At least the car manufacturers actually make something!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 18, 2011, 08:30:38 AM
everything is so messed up here............ :funyun:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on November 18, 2011, 08:33:13 AM
Only 2 asked for and received a bail out. Ford did not want one. GM had repaid its bailout $$$ with intrest I believe
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 18, 2011, 08:50:17 AM
scenario. the local hardware store went out of business. How come the government isn't giving them cash?

Its a business. If you run your business to the ground, you shouldn't be allowed a respawn.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Spartan on November 18, 2011, 08:53:50 AM
It's a local business...not a national one with MULTIPLE "stores" in pretty much every state, vs just your corner mom and pop store employing 10 people. Would've lost a lot of jobs too
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on November 18, 2011, 08:56:56 AM
I don't disagree with that mentality, but a hardware store going under doesn't have the same national impact as a corporate entity that employes 100k+ people, and possibly keeps another 500k in jobs via supplier companies, dealerships, etc..
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 18, 2011, 09:03:45 AM
I know it's not a good analogy, but it's the principle.

what happened to a company cutting back on budget?
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on November 18, 2011, 09:51:05 AM
Unfortunately, material and labor cost rarely go back down. To up sales, the big three had to up their product quality and hicld new vehicles that people want to drive.So effectively, to make more $$$, they had to spend more money.  So far they are all doing better, and making better cars than ever before.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 18, 2011, 10:16:37 AM
werd.

I get it, so, they were using the gov't as a bank (loan).. Everything I read was "Handout".. Just think if they said "loan" instead...  A lot of people would have been more comfortable w/ the whole thing.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on November 18, 2011, 10:29:41 AM
IMO, There is also has been a severe finacial model error in use by major companies as well.  Publically traded compaines have and still do in some cases provide an over optimistic 5 year outlook.  No CEO or CFO in they're right mind would ever broadcast that they forecast a significant loss. If they did, they might as well get in line at the unemployment office.  Instead they forcast net gains with mitigation plans for the forseen losses.  In many cases these mitigations are not sufficent or successful.  Now, once a plan is published, any labor negotiations will take the forcast net gain into account and use the data as leverage for wage increases, better benefits, etc. Then, once that plan starts to fail the companies have trapped themselves with lowering stock values and higher costs due to the negotiations based on their forecast.

Allot is made of short term quarterly forecasts, and allot of emotionally driven stock value changes result from them.  However, quarterly reports can be very misleading becuase of how data is presented (IE GM has sold thousands of vehicles to rental car companies at below cost rates to boost their sales numbers. Only to buy these vehicles back from the renatal car companies at a severe loss after the report was published)  Unfortunately, these kind of things are not uncommon and capatilize on the emotion of the market, but in the end hurt the company, the stock holders and employees.  Becuase of this, when I invest I try and find the compaines long term plans and goals, then use to the quartly reports of the company, and their suppliers to see if A. The major suppliers are seeing gains along with the company (If not, there's BS afoot IMO). And B. If the company's quarterly report is on track to achieve the long term goals.

I think one positive of the recession will be more viable finacial models will be created to more accurately prodict futures, and hopefully the companies will learn how to effectively communicate those futures good or bad, and perhaps more importantly, create more proactive triggers to identify realtime short comings and effective mitigations.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on November 18, 2011, 11:23:11 AM
scenario. the local hardware store went out of business. How come the government isn't giving them cash?

Its a business. If you run your business to the ground, you shouldn't be allowed a respawn.

LOL a respawn. Imma try that at work. Headed out to call the management a bunch o' dirtbags. :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 18, 2011, 11:52:06 AM
Financial forecasts are one thing, but that's why companies exist like credit rating agencies. Who actually analyze the numbers and give credibility or the latter to said company. It's up to them to rate the company based on gains, what cash liquidity they have, as well as what they have out in force as a product.

Someone dropped the ball it seems.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on November 18, 2011, 08:15:35 PM
where the ball got dropped was when they started trading on futures!
ie: I guess that my company will make $1,000,000.00
     I sell my guess of making money to Peelz for $750,000.00
     Then give myself a big fat bonus of $500,000.00
     The remaining $250,000.00 isn't enough to invest sufficiently in my business to make my projected forcast
     So I butfuk Peelz's income because he had to borrow the money to start with, & so he has to screw his investors over as well........

So, I guess I'll make $1,500,00.00 for the following year, $1,750,000.00 the year after that, $2,000,000.00 the year after that, sell it all off for a a cool $5,000,000.00, give myself a $3,000,000.00 bonus & then do it all again.

Eventually I forget what I was supposed to be making in the first place, so I make a mad guess at the folloing 4 years income & the cycle continues.

I think thats how it works anyway...........   
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on November 19, 2011, 05:26:47 PM
Erich waited pensively, he had things to do, but there was an itching in the back of his mind thjat just wouldn't go away.
Yes, he could sense it, he was being closed in on, there was an alien invader in his territory again, best he remain on high alert!

There it was again, that feeling. Strange combination of a high-pitched sound like Servo Motors running at high speed, & a mumbling with interjected half-formed explicatives at random times. And that smell........
Used Engine oil, blended with sea salt, sweat, & blood, & a strangely repulsive yet intoxicating smell that for all the world reminded him of brimstone & burnt wool.

Yes that had to be him, there could be no other to give Erich this feeling. DRAGONZ must be back in town......................
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on November 19, 2011, 06:22:59 PM
WHo's Erich? sounds familiar....

no time for us....  :(
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 19, 2011, 06:25:28 PM
+1 peelz, I've heard the name before. ???
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on November 19, 2011, 08:18:27 PM
I am on the trail of the misterious sasquatch as we speak!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on November 19, 2011, 08:56:25 PM
BTW, I think I broke the uploader................
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Spartan on November 19, 2011, 08:57:47 PM
Or it's a sign you should keep all those pics in NWS...
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: socalrappy700 on November 19, 2011, 10:01:59 PM
I'm always watching.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on November 20, 2011, 11:43:22 AM
:lol:


and....

 :lol: again
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 20, 2011, 11:55:20 AM
:rofl:

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on November 20, 2011, 04:05:03 PM
I'm always watching.
he puts the watch in sasquwatch............
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Spartan on November 20, 2011, 10:22:47 PM
I see that sack of shit likes to keep deleting posts. Oh well, that's all you can do anyways :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on November 20, 2011, 10:35:27 PM
Or it's a sign you should keep all those pics in NWS...
i only post pg13 in this section............

like this one for instance
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on November 20, 2011, 10:37:58 PM
I see that sack of shit likes to keep deleting posts. Oh well, that's all you can do anyways :rofl:
which adminsack of shit & what posts?
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Spartan on November 21, 2011, 07:48:28 AM
I see that sack of shit likes to keep deleting posts. Oh well, that's all you can do anyways :rofl:
which adminsack of shit & what posts?

Just some chimp :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on November 21, 2011, 08:31:06 AM
gooozefraba!!!!! :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 21, 2011, 09:18:14 AM
2007   Officials announced the recall of more than a half-million pieces of Chinese-made children's jewelry contaminated with lead.


oh boo hoo.

what doesn't kill them will only make em stronger...
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on November 21, 2011, 09:41:03 AM
a little lead never hurt anyone....  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Spartan on November 21, 2011, 09:54:22 AM
Except when someone goes postal... :aaron2:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 22, 2011, 07:46:59 AM
1998   "60 Minutes" aired video of Dr. Jack Kevorkian administering lethal drugs to a terminally ill patient.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on November 22, 2011, 06:56:04 PM
1998   "60 Minutes" aired video of Dr. Jack Kevorkian administering lethal drugs to a terminally ill patient.
Has Peelz met the "good" doctor by any chance.............???
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on November 22, 2011, 09:29:18 PM
1998   "60 Minutes" aired video of Dr. Jack Kevorkian administering lethal drugs to a terminally ill patient.
Has Peelz met the "good" doctor by any chance.............???


He and I collaborated on a few projects.  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on November 22, 2011, 10:23:34 PM
1998   "60 Minutes" aired video of Dr. Jack Kevorkian administering lethal drugs to a terminally ill patient.
Has Peelz met the "good" doctor by any chance.............???


He and I collaborated on a few projects.  :thumbs:
does that explain funyun?
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 23, 2011, 07:44:56 AM
2010   North Korea bombarded South Korea's Yeonpyeong Island with artillery fire, killing four people and raising tensions between the two countries.


Funny how there's nothing in the news about North Korea since the kid took over.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on November 23, 2011, 07:48:12 AM
I guess you don't watch or read the news lol
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on November 23, 2011, 07:49:02 AM
They bombarded the island again while I was there
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 23, 2011, 07:56:28 AM
Wasn't anything headlined, I read the news daily. :shrug:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on November 23, 2011, 08:29:56 AM
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/08/11/world/asia/11korea.html
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 23, 2011, 08:50:09 AM
Published: August 10, 2011

that's not current :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on November 23, 2011, 08:52:27 AM
Ya, like I said I was there for that fun...good times
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 23, 2011, 10:22:07 AM
mah-bad :lol:

You should have responded w/ a nuke. :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on November 23, 2011, 02:59:35 PM
Testing......testicles......

New browser for phone. :) :batman:





Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 23, 2011, 03:42:39 PM
again. no one cares.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on November 23, 2011, 11:32:36 PM
again. no one cares.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1g9PFtSCKw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1g9PFtSCKw)
We care a lot!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on November 24, 2011, 07:47:04 AM
randy lies. i know he cares  :D

hey you never answered me. have you picked up the guitar again?
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on November 24, 2011, 03:44:37 PM
randy lies. i know he cares  :D

hey you never answered me. have you picked up the guitar again?
Why do you ask?
What did he do last time he picked one up?
& can he be trusted with one in his hands?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2rolE9DlbA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2rolE9DlbA)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 25, 2011, 07:42:46 AM
2008   Football player Michael Vick pleaded guilty to a Virginia dogfighting charge and received a three-year suspended sentence.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Spartan on November 25, 2011, 04:19:58 PM
It's up now huh? Damn, that fucker should've fried...
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on November 26, 2011, 11:33:38 AM
I should have sent that mini dachshund we had to him. :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 28, 2011, 08:38:09 AM
Happy monday whores.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 29, 2011, 07:42:01 AM
1961   Enos the chimp was launched from Cape Canaveral aboard the Mercury-Atlas 5 spacecraft, which orbited Earth twice before returning.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 30, 2011, 07:32:08 AM
2004   Ken Jennings' streak of 74 wins on the TV game show "Jeopardy!" came to an end.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on December 02, 2011, 09:10:32 AM
2001   Enron filed for Chapter 11 protection in one of the largest corporate bankruptcies in U.S. history.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on December 05, 2011, 07:23:08 AM
1848   President James K. Polk triggered the Gold Rush of '49 by confirming that gold had been discovered in California.


We're headed west californee-way. I hear there's internet out there.

:lol:  (SouthPark)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on December 06, 2011, 03:35:57 PM
1848   President James K. Polk triggered the Gold Rush of '49 by confirming that gold had been discovered in California.


We're headed west californee-way. I hear there's a sasquatch lives out there.

:lol:  (SouthPark)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on December 07, 2011, 07:23:44 AM
December 7th 1941. A suprise attack was conducted on pearl harbor by japanese forces. Awaking the sleeping giant.

If you've never been to the USS Arizona memorial, do so.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on December 07, 2011, 07:36:42 AM
Gonna watch the 3rd episode of "The Pacific" tonight. :thumbs:

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on December 08, 2011, 07:37:49 AM
1995   The Grateful Dead announced they were breaking up after 30 years of making music. The news came four months after the death of lead guitarist Jerry Garcia.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on December 08, 2011, 01:10:42 PM
1995   The Grateful Dead announced they were breaking up after 30 years of making music. The news came four months after the death of lead guitarist Jerry Garcia.
"Captain Trip"
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on December 12, 2011, 08:21:46 AM
2003   Keiko, the killer whale made famous by the "Free Willy" movies, died in a Norwegian fjord.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on December 13, 2011, 07:32:35 AM
2003   Ousted Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein was captured by U.S. forces while hiding in a hole under a farmhouse in Adwar, near his hometown of Tikrit.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on December 14, 2011, 07:55:33 AM
2008   An Iraqi journalist threw his shoes at President George W. Bush during a news conference in Baghdad; Bush was not hit.

that's too bad.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on December 15, 2011, 08:20:42 AM
2005   Millions of Iraqis turned out to choose a parliament in a mostly peaceful election.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on December 19, 2011, 09:17:43 AM
1997   "Titanic," the second highest-grossing movie of all-time, opened in American theaters.


bewbs
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Spartan on December 19, 2011, 09:26:02 AM
:boobs: and :moon:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on December 21, 2011, 08:16:04 AM
3 days  :clap: :clap:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on December 27, 2011, 07:23:06 AM
1968   Apollo 8, the first spaceflight to orbit the moon, returned to Earth.



It smells like hookah on my floor.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on December 28, 2011, 01:42:58 PM
2008   The Detroit Lions completed an 0-16 season, the NFL's worst ever, with a 31-21 loss to the Green Bay Packers.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on December 29, 2011, 07:40:11 AM
1999   The Nasdaq composite index closed above 4,000 for the first time, ending the day at 4,041.46.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on December 30, 2011, 08:23:34 AM
2003   The federal government announced it would ban the sale of ephedra, an herbal stimulant linked to 155 deaths and dozens of heart attacks and strokes.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on December 30, 2011, 08:25:34 AM
HATERS! :peels:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on January 31, 2012, 08:36:28 AM
Happy tuesday suckas
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on February 11, 2012, 10:44:03 AM
but... today is Saturday? ???
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Spartan on February 11, 2012, 01:53:02 PM
It was tuesday on January 31....
Posted on: January 31, 2012, 10:36:28 AM Posted by: Krandall
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on February 11, 2012, 04:37:16 PM
Pat....excuse Hefe. When you reach his age, sense of time is one of the first things to go.  :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on February 13, 2012, 09:43:46 AM
but.. now it's monday
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on February 13, 2012, 11:11:55 AM
BUt i am so tired, it feels like Friday
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: rappyfreak on February 13, 2012, 11:31:48 AM
BUt i am so tired, it feels like Friday
same here peelsy, mondays suck ass
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on February 14, 2012, 09:39:17 PM
BUt i am so tired, it feels like Friday
come here peelsy, you can always suck my ass

& this will help his tiredness how???
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on February 15, 2012, 09:14:20 AM
BUt i am so tired, it feels like Friday
come here peelsy, you can always suck my ass

I want a suck!!!

no backwash please  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: rappyfreak on February 15, 2012, 11:15:26 AM
Butt pirate!!!  :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on February 15, 2012, 11:42:37 PM
Butt pirate!!!  :lol:
Ass Clown  :P
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on February 16, 2012, 07:12:49 AM
so many ghey's in here.... :confused:
:lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on February 17, 2012, 07:31:19 PM
so many ghey's in here.... so little time:confused:
:lol:
I may never get to "cuddle" them all
Thats ok, I'm sure there will be another rally soon.............
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Bert on February 27, 2012, 08:35:04 AM
Honda's NC700X Adventure Motorcycle - Innovative or Not?

http://powersports.honda.com/street/adventure.aspx

Fuel tank is under the seat

Helmet storage in the faux fuel tank

Low mass centralization

two versions: one model features a conventional six-speed, manual-clutch transmission, while a second version is available with the latest generation of Honda’s exclusive automatic Dual Clutch Transmission (DCT). Plus, the DCT version comes with Honda’s revolutionary Combined ABS

Has 55 HP engine with a power curve that hits in low & mid rpm's where its usable

60 mpg

6500 rpm redline

review
http://ashonbikes.com/content/honda-nc700x-0
 
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on February 27, 2012, 08:38:10 AM
very cool! Love adventure bikes...



but, thanks to aaron, I can't stop thinking about the hypermotard. So cool looking.....

http://www.ducati.com/bikes/hypermotard/796/index.do
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on February 27, 2012, 09:20:21 AM
If idiot is in the name, you know troy would hit it
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Bert on February 27, 2012, 09:58:56 AM
That Ducati is sexy with duals !

Makes me second guess buying my DR-Z400S.....  :help:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on February 27, 2012, 10:23:03 AM
The dosodurro 1200 looks like a pissed off crow lol


 (http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii265/Cololrado700R/Dorsoduro_120045_constraintscaled600x337.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on February 27, 2012, 10:49:12 AM
The dosodurro 1200 looks like a pissed off crow lol


 (http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii265/Cololrado700R/Dorsoduro_120045_constraintscaled600x337.jpg)

but an oh so sexy crow!  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on February 27, 2012, 11:34:26 AM
not my thing. Kinda oogly imo
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on February 27, 2012, 11:38:48 AM
:blah:  :lol:

yo rando.....

should get you $ a week from this thursday.  :thumbs: I certainly do appreciate your patience. But if you tell me you sold it one more time..... :box: :lol:

all mah shit is sold sugarteets.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on February 27, 2012, 11:39:50 AM
Old school sexy

 (http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii265/Cololrado700R/V7Racer_STATIC.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on February 27, 2012, 11:46:16 AM
cafe racers are cool....but I dont care for when they make NEW bikes look old. THis is why I dislike harley. shit looks like it was built in 1960's, and runs like it....
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on February 27, 2012, 11:49:18 AM
:brokenrecord:

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on February 27, 2012, 11:54:46 AM
:brokenrecord:



:brokenrecord:

we can do this all day..............  :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on February 27, 2012, 12:10:11 PM
:brokenrecord:



:brokenrecord:

we can do this all day..............  :rofl:

damn straight we can
:brokenrecord:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on February 27, 2012, 02:49:12 PM
:brokenrecord:



:brokenrecord:

we can do this all day..............  :rofl:

damn straight we can
:brokenrecord:

changing it up


:deadhorse:  :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Bert on February 28, 2012, 03:20:43 PM
I have a 2012 calendar from here. Some I like & some I don't.
http://www.bikeexif.com/

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Bert on February 28, 2012, 03:22:15 PM
My bike
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on March 02, 2012, 05:36:06 PM
I still like my bike better
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on March 02, 2012, 05:37:31 PM
:friday:


Happy friday everyone!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on March 02, 2012, 05:41:47 PM
wouldn't say no to a ride on one of these though :P
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on March 02, 2012, 05:52:31 PM
I think I'd have to say no to more than one of them. :ugh:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: disco on March 03, 2012, 01:33:25 AM
I think I'd have to say no to more than one of them. :ugh:

Problem is, they got guns.  You can't say no. 

Chick on far right:  what the... she has the sling tied to the barrel?!?  :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on March 05, 2012, 02:27:26 PM
LURKERS FTMFW :rofl:

:lurkban:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on March 07, 2012, 08:45:30 AM
Happy International Math Day!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on March 07, 2012, 09:26:12 AM
Happy International Maeth Day!

1 letter from awesomeness  :thumbs:  :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on March 07, 2012, 11:00:42 AM
I still like my bike better
That pic looks like a circus act with that tiny bike and your gianormic ass riding it.  All you need is a monkey on your shoulder throwing peanuts!  "WAIT!!, THAT'S NOT PEANUTS!"  :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on March 08, 2012, 02:44:57 PM
 :rofl:

GIANT KIWI ALERT!

(http://www.flixya.com/files-photo/A/n/i/AnimatedAl347983.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on March 08, 2012, 02:51:31 PM
head hurts.

less than an hour til I get to go home.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on March 09, 2012, 01:58:59 PM
pissed a few people off at work today.


Idiots standing their brooms on end thinking the solar flare made it happen.

yeah if you can do it today, you can do that every day guys.  :confused:

Solar flares don't affect gravity. If this were true, I would go ride wheelies during them.  :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on March 10, 2012, 07:27:01 AM
My new quad hauler


 (http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii265/Cololrado700R/IMAG0475.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on March 10, 2012, 01:39:23 PM
 :clap:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on March 11, 2012, 09:57:56 AM
she's sexy and she knows it!!!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: rappyfreak on March 11, 2012, 11:11:47 PM
Beautiful  :clap:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: disco on March 12, 2012, 06:20:34 AM
pissed a few people off at work today.


Idiots standing their brooms on end thinking the solar flare made it happen.

yeah if you can do it today, you can do that every day guys.  :confused:

Solar flares don't affect gravity. If this were true, I would go ride wheelies during them.  :rofl:

I've heard of a few guys making money off of that, betting people $5 they can make a broom stand up.  Whisk it back and forth a few times to set the bristles then stand it up.  Easy $$$.

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on March 12, 2012, 07:16:45 AM
It's supposedly easier to stand an egg on end on a certain day.. (summer solstice?) I cant remember which
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on March 12, 2012, 08:21:37 AM
It's supposedly easier to stand an egg on end on a certain day.. (summer solstice?) I cant remember which

it isn't....that is also a wive's tale.

Chinese people would balance an egg on the spring solstice, signifying the earth was in perfect balance. But it can be done every day.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on March 12, 2012, 10:44:27 AM
It's supposedly easier to stand an egg on end on a certain day.. (summer solstice?) I cant remember which

it isn't....that is also a wive's tale.

Chinese people would balance an egg on the spring solstice, signifying the earth was in perfect balance. But it can be done every day.

:rofl: It never ceases to amaze me what some people belive to be true
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on March 12, 2012, 11:09:48 AM
It's supposedly easier to stand an egg on end on a certain day.. (summer solstice?) I cant remember which

it isn't....that is also a wive's tale.

Chinese people would balance an egg on the spring solstice, signifying the earth was in perfect balance. But it can be done every day.

:rofl: It never ceases to amaze me what some people belive to be true

yeah....solar flares affecting gravity enough to change balance.... I can't believe how many people didn't think that one through :lol:

Had a couple people at work give these sad-ass puppy dog eyes when I told them their little "trick" wasnt special :lol:

"what....? I thought it was because of sun spots!!!" Guess I ruined their day...

seriously? :lol:


Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on March 12, 2012, 11:23:22 AM
You should convince them that solar flares contribute to brain tumors. Get more then 3 folks wearing tinfoil helmets at work and I'll paypal you lunch money :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on March 12, 2012, 11:34:59 AM
you laugh, but probably wouldnt have to stretch that far...lol
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on March 28, 2012, 03:30:31 AM
You should convince them that solar flares contribute to brain tumors. Get more then 3 folks wearing tinfoil helmets at work and I'll paypal you lunch money :lol:
what about the tinfoil I got wrapped around the family jewels?
Gotta protect the important bits ya know.............
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: phucker on March 28, 2012, 06:12:14 AM
You should convince them that solar flares contribute to brain tumors. Get more then 3 folks wearing tinfoil helmets at work and I'll paypal you lunch money :lol:

ya i need more people to join me in the tin foil hat wearing dept.....
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: disco on March 28, 2012, 10:20:17 PM
You should convince them that solar flares contribute to brain tumors. Get more then 3 folks wearing tinfoil helmets at work and I'll paypal you lunch money :lol:

ya i need more people to join me in the tin foil hat wearing dept.....

You need to sell tin foil hats on ebay.  SOMEBODY will buy one.  Put a tag on it that says these claims haven't been evaluated by the FDA so you don't have to refund any money.   :batman:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on March 29, 2012, 02:17:56 AM
random whore.............
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on April 25, 2012, 09:12:21 AM
so, my crazy aunt got on FB recently.... it's murder on the eyes...

status today "jeezus will never let you down, like if you agree"

it is very difficult, but I am holding back the strong desire to post "neither will Rick"

 :rofl:  :help:

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on April 25, 2012, 09:28:03 AM
who the FERK is rick?
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on April 25, 2012, 09:30:24 AM
who the phuck is rick?

seriously?  :rofl:

(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0808/rick-astley-demotivational-poster-1218553698.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on April 25, 2012, 09:41:24 AM
ohhh... THATS what you mean...
neva gonna let you down!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on April 25, 2012, 10:39:36 AM
:lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on April 27, 2012, 07:42:48 AM
if you played Star Craft at all....

Google:  zerg rush
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Magz on May 01, 2012, 09:20:14 PM
when did you start making these geo?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJ_kPJEKPsc&feature=g-vrec
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on May 03, 2012, 09:25:14 AM
all together now:
"Never gonna give, never gonna give, never gonna give you up"
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 03, 2012, 09:30:00 AM
There was a rick astley question last night @ trivia night! :clap:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 15, 2012, 07:21:39 AM
Happy Tuesday suckas!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on May 15, 2012, 08:11:38 AM
what's so happy about it? :bird:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 15, 2012, 08:18:23 AM
Uh... suns shinin. dats about it
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on May 15, 2012, 08:33:16 AM
that's all this old man needs some days :hefe1:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on May 15, 2012, 09:01:50 AM
It's happy Tuesday 'cos I'm finally going home :)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on May 15, 2012, 09:29:32 AM
America's livestock population breathes a collective sigh of relief........  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 15, 2012, 09:30:12 AM
Except Dolly, she misses his loving touch.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on May 15, 2012, 11:16:02 AM
:dragonz:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Magz on May 15, 2012, 11:53:28 AM
http://now.msn.com/living/0514-penis-print-leggings.aspx

fits the RS ambiance..........  :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: disco on May 16, 2012, 06:16:54 AM
Holy mother of all keyword tags!!!  This guy is selling Roland CJ 400 Printer Cutter on CL.  And I deleted 20 lines of tags because I'm over the limit for numbers of characters.

Copy/paste of his tags:

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Pioneer, Sony, JVC, Clarion, subs, subwoofer, amp, amplifier l7 l5 solox box sub subwoofer subwoofers trade iPod; iPhone; apple; mac; nexus; zune; 3g; digital; SLR; jl kicker fi loud mac mini subs box woofer excursion cod ps3 wii crome mustang bmw money trade car rimscvx type r x s e video games , simcard, GSM, unlocked, tmobile, LG, Iphone, blackberry, G1, smartphone, multimedia, sprint, nextal, verison, megapixcel,Iphone, Itouch, g1, behold, curve, , n95, n96, sidekick, slider, samsung, htc, itouch, ps3, nintando.Apple Audiovox Blackberry Curve Pearl HTC Touch kyocera Casio Nokia Motoroal LG Palm att tmobile Blackberry storm t mobile AT&T sprint Verizon games all , xbox, Location:tall video, att, phone, mobile,it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or dsi, NOT ok to wii, HALO.ball,soccer, , Touch, iPhone,- 2g,mp3, 3g, 3gs,EVERYWHERE 1g, 2g, 3g, 3gs, 1gb, 2gb, 4gb, 8gb, 16gb, 32gb, jailbroken, 64gb, black phone, good, fair,Isusisjsjiopottrwqddgjiofv jckdudr iPod,HOUSTON 2 120gb, 160gb, att, att, phone, mobile, video, music, , player, movies, jailbroken, jailbrake, modified, apps, free, jose,pepe,marco,tom,tony josh,vaio,moto,polar,dog,cat,free,broken, condition, new, use, glass, PostingID: 1598521399,32gb,pspgo,80gb,basketball,football,laptop, good, fair, broken, playstation, wii, xbohscreen, psp, iphone sony, bluetooth, AT&T, Cingular,5800,6130, nokia, , slider, samsung, htc, itouch, ps3, nintendo. blackberry pearl, blackberry pearl,lx, id, slide, 4, psp, ds, nintendo, sony, canon, V 0 P4300 P4351 S640 S710 S730 S740 SMT5800 XV6800 Advantage X7500 Advantage X7501 Cavalier Air JordanPink W490 Purple W510 W755 Black W755 Purple Z9 Burgundy ZN200 Adventure V750 Aura Delete i90c Evoke QA4 Hint90 A795 A800 A820 A850 A870 A880 A890 A920 A930 A940 A950 A960 A970 A990 Fuze P4600 Google G1 Black Google G1 Bronze Google G1 White. keyword: iphone, blackberry, 3g, 3gs, 2g, samsung, g1, g2, hero, palm, htc, lg, mytouch, NEXUS ONE, htc, n97, phone, Itouch, g1, 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Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 16, 2012, 07:34:01 AM
:rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on May 19, 2012, 03:43:18 PM
For Randy..


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Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 20, 2012, 10:29:17 AM
 :jaw:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on May 21, 2012, 07:59:59 AM
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Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 21, 2012, 08:40:26 AM
ERMAHGERD :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on May 21, 2012, 09:17:48 AM
LOL 1.21 jigowatts!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on May 21, 2012, 09:19:35 AM
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Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on May 21, 2012, 09:48:55 AM
that ... is.... hawt!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on May 21, 2012, 09:50:27 AM
what does it cost to book that crew?  :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on May 21, 2012, 11:32:43 AM
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Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on May 21, 2012, 11:57:06 AM
 :clap: :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on May 22, 2012, 07:07:01 AM
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Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on May 22, 2012, 03:28:07 PM
true story....

highschool... musta been 11th or 12th grade... I got kicked out of school for 3 days for wearing a shirt with that saying and image on it (VERY similar)

my mom went to the school and threw a huge fit because she bought me the shirt... got the suspension overturned...
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on May 23, 2012, 06:45:48 AM
Morning gents. How's you're day going?
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 23, 2012, 07:06:44 AM
Fine n dandy.

Busy day ahead of me so it should fly by. Anyone else have big plans for the weekend?


I'm headed out to Milwaukee Friday afternoon to visit a college friend and his wife. Some drinkin Friday and a bachelor/bachelorette combined party to attend. Should be a freakin blastyblast!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on May 23, 2012, 07:20:14 AM
Randys new car ?
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Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on May 23, 2012, 08:52:59 AM
true story....

highschool... musta been 11th or 12th grade... I got kicked out of school for 3 days for wearing a shirt with that saying and image on it (VERY similar)

my mom went to the school and threw a huge fit because she bought me the shirt... got the suspension overturned...

thus pre-determining your future in deviance.   :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on May 23, 2012, 08:56:26 AM
not much this weekend, just 3 days of NOTHING! should have the pool ready to go soon.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on May 23, 2012, 12:03:56 PM
Randy, this is my home town which (depending on the route you take) you will drive through this weekend.  If it runs, it's worth that IMO...

http://wausau.craigslist.org/mcy/3028869988.html


just sayin'
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 23, 2012, 12:19:05 PM
Yea, Wausa would only add an extra hour to the drive (one way). Not lookin for a quad quite yet keemosabee
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on May 23, 2012, 12:20:53 PM
Yea, Wausa would only add an extra hour to the drive (one way). Not lookin for a quad quite yet keemosabee

I hate you
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on May 23, 2012, 12:21:54 PM
Yea, Wausa would only add an extra hour to the drive (one way). Not lookin for a quad quite yet keemosabee

I hate you

motion seconded
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on May 23, 2012, 12:33:05 PM
all in favor?
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 23, 2012, 12:49:45 PM
Aye
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 23, 2012, 12:49:55 PM
wait.. shit.. :(
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on May 23, 2012, 01:39:39 PM
yea... seems silly to own a raptor site and not a quad!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 23, 2012, 01:46:30 PM
Forwarding raptorsource.com to rainbowsource.com.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on May 23, 2012, 01:55:40 PM
No, if you ever decide to shit can this site, auto forward all traffic to www.goatse.de
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on May 23, 2012, 02:00:52 PM
awesome
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on May 23, 2012, 02:32:33 PM
seconded again


motion carries :bunny:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on May 23, 2012, 08:59:21 PM
PEELS!  :rofl:


(https://fbcdn-photos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/545588_444062708938262_340097946001406_1680472_207853629_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on May 24, 2012, 08:10:38 AM
 :rofl:


Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 24, 2012, 08:11:25 AM
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on May 24, 2012, 04:29:49 PM
(https://fbcdn-photos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/485821_218712591579952_113177982133414_365791_1787090350_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on May 24, 2012, 07:16:48 PM
(https://fbcdn-photos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/485821_218712591579952_113177982133414_365791_1787090350_n.jpg)

thanks. ;)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on May 25, 2012, 09:01:37 AM
(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwgayl0OWs1qd2omto1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on May 25, 2012, 09:02:19 AM
(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwgayl0OWs1qd2omto1_500.jpg)


 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 25, 2012, 10:28:25 AM
:rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on May 25, 2012, 11:00:58 AM
(http://api.ning.com/files/-wHKXgJdKRC4VUtwLEL13WqcDC3t0MzXT5QL4bvItBNqhVqN*XPUfn*0Fn1*xVtuyV7Qq8PCmYLD6BHUdmag-5Wh-wrJKqK0/1acoup.jpg)
 :clap:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on May 25, 2012, 11:05:28 AM
(http://api.ning.com/files/-wHKXgJdKRC4VUtwLEL13WqcDC3t0MzXT5QL4bvItBNqhVqN*XPUfn*0Fn1*xVtuyV7Qq8PCmYLD6BHUdmag-5Wh-wrJKqK0/1acoup.jpg)
 :clap:


Ezekiel rickrolled the israelites :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on May 25, 2012, 11:10:16 AM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Fr9wW9itbzQ/TWLfVI6CKWI/AAAAAAAAABk/bna7hSVXHzA/s1600/1293793790712.jpg
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on May 25, 2012, 11:11:23 AM
ummmm so I googled it...

to see how close that was to the bible... OMFG

the real one is better :rofl:

Not joking.

23-20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled

wtf bible...come on.  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

man o man! that whole section of the bible is nasty stuff Ezekiel musta been a freak...waiting to see "one woman placeth her feces into a vessel, whereth the another fair maid ingests it"  :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on May 25, 2012, 01:45:24 PM
:rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on May 26, 2012, 07:47:45 AM
(https://fbcdn-photos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/398827_271513792946642_170709324_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on May 27, 2012, 08:49:10 PM
(https://fbcdn-photos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/295064_446710272006839_57002671_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: rappyfreak on May 28, 2012, 12:23:19 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 28, 2012, 02:34:59 PM
(https://fbcdn-photos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/295064_446710272006839_57002671_n.jpg)



I notice the iowa plates.. Is that peelz?

:rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on May 28, 2012, 04:18:25 PM
(https://fbcdn-photos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/295064_446710272006839_57002671_n.jpg)



I notice the iowa plates.. Is that peelz?

:rofl:

No, but we all know he does his part :atm:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 29, 2012, 07:53:28 AM
hope everyone had a good weekend. :thumbs:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on May 29, 2012, 08:37:05 AM
that pic is not me.















































I would never drive a GMC SUV.  :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on May 29, 2012, 04:36:47 PM
Hefe's LS Raptor rally tshirt?

 (http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh271/billyp_2008/ChrisHansen.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 29, 2012, 05:57:04 PM
There's a wireless SSID at my apartment that just showed up


"Rooster Block"

I lol'd
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 30, 2012, 07:18:38 AM
Happy wednesday ya bastids
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on May 30, 2012, 07:25:58 AM
Good morning, and now....your morning motivation...



(https://fbcdn-photos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/540407_448058421872024_277358160_n.jpg)

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on May 30, 2012, 09:18:26 AM
I love her!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 30, 2012, 09:37:20 AM
:nod:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 31, 2012, 08:01:05 AM
THURSDAY..

One more day of this.... :help:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on May 31, 2012, 05:39:40 PM
For phil

 A tourist arrived in New Zealand, hired a car and set off for the bush. On his way he saw a bloke having sex with a sheep. Deeply horrified, he pulled up at the nearest pub and ordered a straight Scotch. Just as he was about to throw it back, he saw a bloke with one leg masturbating furiously at the bar. "For FERK's sake!" the bloke cried, "what the hell's going on here? I've been here one hour and I've seen a bloke shagging a sheep, and now some bloke's wanking himself off in the bar!" "Fair dinkum, mate," the bartender told him, "you can't expect a man with only one leg to catch a sheep" True, what was he thinking?? Lmfao!! -
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on June 01, 2012, 06:36:29 AM
(https://fbcdn-photos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/s720x720/282964_432342236787157_105050324_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on June 01, 2012, 07:14:11 AM
Your friday morning motivation
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_SYHWnntscVs/SQdW5BMPWFI/AAAAAAAABag/O31efHBCxpQ/s400/image060.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on June 01, 2012, 07:16:43 AM
YOU BOYS LIKE MEHIIICOOOO?!!!!!!

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp20gr0wEY1qep8pvo1_400.gif)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on June 01, 2012, 07:20:08 AM
Boys?....err...ok...not judging.../cough..fag..cough..cough/
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on June 01, 2012, 08:05:24 AM
cripes. gtfo
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on June 01, 2012, 08:50:43 AM
Your friday morning motivation
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_SYHWnntscVs/SQdW5BMPWFI/AAAAAAAABag/O31efHBCxpQ/s400/image060.jpg)


:boner:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on June 03, 2012, 09:32:37 AM
Holy crap that looks like peels!
(https://fbcdn-photos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/s320x320/536672_433557693332278_1194691253_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on June 03, 2012, 04:00:13 PM
Holy crap that looks like peels!
(https://fbcdn-photos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/s320x320/536672_433557693332278_1194691253_n.jpg)



LOL. Like mah glasses?
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on June 04, 2012, 12:39:27 PM
holy shit.. it really does look like him
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on June 06, 2012, 06:02:59 AM
(https://fbcdn-photos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/578313_435575306463850_1326850019_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on June 06, 2012, 07:10:48 AM
:lol:  awesome.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on June 07, 2012, 10:40:45 PM
(https://fbcdn-photos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/c0.0.320.233/181042_436625729692141_1012934190_n.jpg)


Baby Troy?
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on June 08, 2012, 07:18:41 AM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on June 08, 2012, 09:22:49 AM
totally (or phucker)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on June 08, 2012, 09:24:12 AM
totally (or phucker)

Pink onesy...it could go either way :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on June 08, 2012, 03:42:00 PM
x
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on June 08, 2012, 04:05:05 PM
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19/Puppet_Girl/Funny/th_hitler.gif)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on June 11, 2012, 06:49:09 AM
How I feel at work everyday
(https://fbcdn-photos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/599208_455480071129859_124155306_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on June 11, 2012, 07:15:31 AM
 :lol:

That's how I felt last week, and the person I hate most, was gone all week... Back today... Here's hoping for the best.

 :geoism:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on June 12, 2012, 06:21:10 AM
For randy (https://fbcdn-photos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s320x320/576883_438732946148086_1965642769_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on June 12, 2012, 07:08:25 AM
 :nod: :nod: :nod:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on June 12, 2012, 08:40:11 AM
thats kinda hot
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on June 12, 2012, 08:53:41 AM
^ just wants scooby
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on June 12, 2012, 01:55:29 PM
(https://fbcdn-photos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s720x720/306975_439064156114965_1300348101_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on June 12, 2012, 02:19:06 PM
out loud, i am laughing
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on June 12, 2012, 07:48:36 PM
Found a pic of my ex wife


(https://fbcdn-photos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/s320x320/576953_236597799791019_2005725348_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on June 12, 2012, 08:33:45 PM
:nana:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on June 13, 2012, 07:45:00 PM
(https://fbcdn-photos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/s720x720/545287_457044647640068_2008933968_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on June 13, 2012, 09:57:31 PM
Mom......?  Dad......?
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on June 14, 2012, 07:02:29 AM
(https://fbcdn-photos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/s320x320/208927_237446399706159_575055995_n.jpg)



Good to see little buddha is doing well  :clap:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on June 14, 2012, 08:09:50 AM
:lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on June 14, 2012, 08:13:09 AM
so nice of Preddy to offer to assist him too.  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: BLU700R on June 18, 2012, 11:00:48 AM
Why does everyone on this site suck a FAT one? LOL glad to be back...
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on June 18, 2012, 11:06:27 AM
prerequisite for membership.


welcome. assume the position  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on June 18, 2012, 12:22:09 PM
:lol:


Gotta go see doc schwartz about that.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: BLU700R on June 18, 2012, 02:22:58 PM
GERD If you can hear me I really NEED another Rappy.. Thanks Amen!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on June 21, 2012, 07:50:30 AM
(http://d12xzpun4kqsb2.cloudfront.net/gen/constrain/500/500/80/2012/05/09/15/au/hy/poub8gteok1hr1c.jpg?imageId=23578609)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on June 21, 2012, 08:11:35 AM
:lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Magz on June 21, 2012, 02:25:28 PM
for future ref.   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXO-jKksQkM

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on June 22, 2012, 06:53:01 AM
(https://fbcdn-photos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/270932_444209748933739_1317636311_n.jpg)
 8)

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on June 22, 2012, 08:30:38 AM
too much free time? :lol:

HAppy Friday slackers!  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on June 25, 2012, 06:42:29 AM
(https://fbcdn-photos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/c0.0.492.453/s320x320/563472_445789068775807_128786997_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on June 26, 2012, 07:21:47 AM
(http://chzderp.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/hurr-durr-derp-face-ermahgerd-tenishberl.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on June 26, 2012, 05:27:27 PM
Someone should edit MD's face into this one  :clap:
(https://fbcdn-photos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/250841_464063200271546_84472882_n.jpg)


Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on June 28, 2012, 03:33:17 PM
bastard. Randy you win.  :rofl:

:krandall:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on June 29, 2012, 06:17:13 AM
(https://fbcdn-photos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/315367_465306780147188_2016606598_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on June 29, 2012, 07:40:16 AM
:rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on June 29, 2012, 08:17:38 AM
x
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on June 30, 2012, 10:44:00 AM
(https://fbcdn-photos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/295306_466063693404830_508722237_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on July 03, 2012, 11:20:00 AM
Anyone been to Vancouver before?
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on July 03, 2012, 11:22:22 AM
Anyone been to Vancouver before?

damn whats the big deal with vancouver?  :confused:

NO, I have not. Not really interested either.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on July 03, 2012, 12:16:18 PM
Well, other people who read the forums aren't going to see the chat history, don't be a nazi...... nazi...

:nazi:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on July 04, 2012, 09:26:07 PM
(http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii265/Cololrado700R/392927_451105878244126_239470569_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on July 05, 2012, 02:08:07 AM
random whore.......
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on July 05, 2012, 07:26:29 AM
ERMAHGERD!!!!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on July 05, 2012, 08:41:50 AM
(http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii265/Cololrado700R/392927_451105878244126_239470569_n.jpg)


 :clap: :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on July 05, 2012, 09:29:29 AM
<bringing the rage.

Apparently, We all have a case of the mondays  :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Mad Dog on July 05, 2012, 09:30:00 AM
lol BANNED!!!!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on July 05, 2012, 09:31:29 AM
lol BANNED!!!!

Our emotions are not to be trifled with today.  :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Mad Dog on July 05, 2012, 09:32:25 AM
oh well, guess I'll just have to be productive at work ;)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on July 05, 2012, 09:33:11 AM
Yea, bring your post counts up or something. :bird:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on July 05, 2012, 09:34:42 AM
Yea, bring your post counts up or something. :bird:

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

come on already, they were lighthearted jokes! And they worked  :rofl:

:krandall:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on July 05, 2012, 09:35:09 AM
:nazi:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on July 05, 2012, 12:36:53 PM
hahaha
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on July 05, 2012, 01:48:29 PM
whatever, douche. $hit happens. :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on July 06, 2012, 07:54:24 AM
Reading an article about Mac sales being up.. Some of the comments that I thought were interesting.


With a Mac! You get what you pay for! Like comparing a Fiat 500 to a Jaguar XK or a Mercedes! Macs don't get viruses for one really important thing & All updates come around automatically free of charge! My Son threw out several major brand PC's because of complete failures! He now has a Mac Pro-Book-as do I-with no problems! You get what you pay for! If you like Fiats(PC's) By all mean keep buying them! But don't smugly sit there and degrade those of us who Love Our Macs!


I bought my first Apple computer about three months ago; Michael Dell and the other Windows based computer makers and Norton anti-virus will never get another penny from me.


You know, I started on an Apple II Plus then graduated to an Apple GS. Then I used PCs for work and at home for the next twenty five years. Still use them for work. But a couple of years ago I switched to a MB Pro for personal use and it's like a weight has been lifted. I can actually tell the difference after sitting in front of the Apple for two hours versus the PC. I'll never go back. Elitist? Money waster? Sheep? Don't care.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on July 06, 2012, 08:12:12 AM
Interesting....


seems true, Apple stuff just works, plain and simple. Its not always the "best" but it rarely fails, and there's no drama. :shrug:

Not even close to the point where I'd give up PC entirely though. Especially for work....

maybe someday though....?
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on July 06, 2012, 09:55:08 AM
the most common "failures" I experience with PC's are Hard drives, Fans, and Capacitors, and AFAIK, Mac still uses those..
Mac Computers are not less prone to failure than PCs
the more prominant they become, the more the bad guys will write malware for them, right now the % is too low to bother with it.

the real problem is stupid people
guys like Randy and I don't get Viruses because we don't run around the internet acting like fools downloading everything we can find for free
many of my customers look at me like I am from mars when I tell them "the internet is NOT a safe place, where everything is free"
they think they can just play whatever game, or get whatever song or movie or fucking coupon, with no repercussions.
then get pissy with me when I have to charge them 50-100 bucks to fix their fuckups (best buy charges 200)
until we fix stupid people, the PC vs Mac dispute is fruitless
less than 10% of my work is "bad parts" that makes 90% caused by people doing something wrong, or just not knowing "what to do"
Mac will continue to gain Market share with their computers made of Unicorn blood and magic fairy dust, and then the bad guys will slowly add them into their development of malware.
I don't favor one over the other, as long as I can muddle thru what I HAVE to use them for, and I can play one game a week, I am happy.
and right now PC is the only choice for my needs, based on Price, availability, repairability (the closest Apple store is 2 hours away) and just general support.
who knows where we will be in the future.
I honestly believe that computers will be mostly for companies and much less home use in the very near future..
my job could be in jeopardy in the near future...maybe I will have to go back to the dealership fixing cars
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Post by: rappyfreak on July 06, 2012, 10:36:35 AM
Agree with you Hefe, a coworker who swears by Mac has a Macbook for personal use. One of his Ram memory chips got burnt 1 month after purchase and 6 months later his AC adapter was toast, so they are not bullet proof. At work we have a corporate agreement with HP and we use their elitebooks as laptops and they are awesome, some trouble with a couple of keyboards but they were changed by warranty and no problems after that. For what I use PCs they just work great for me, especially with Win7 which I love.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on July 06, 2012, 10:59:44 AM
I have thought about getting a mac solely for support purposes, lots of friends are getting them, and I can't answer their questions.

The problem I have is people who think that just buying a mac will solve all of their PC issues. Lady @ work, her PC died (hard drive crashed... 7 year old PC).. She said Ugh... I lost all my documents, I'm done with Windows. I'm going to a mac don't have to worry then..

I was like dafuk? Last time I checked.. a hard drive failure doesn't care what OS you're running.

I don't remember the last time I had a legit virus on MY pc.. It's been years though.

What people fail to understand is... When your a script kiddie writing malware/viruses. You're not going to write them for just anything. You want a bang for the buck type software.. PC has the market, so that's what you go after.... When a virus comes out. Microsoft then has to patch. There's not a lot of security patching in Mac OS because until recently, they haven't been a big target. I promise you, give it 1-2 years. And we'll start hearing about malware and viruses being more prevalent on the Mac OS.
Apple makes beautiful devices. I can admit it, but really, that's all it is to me.. a nice over priced box. I'll argue that until the end of time. I've played around w/ the OS it's nice. It's different and just something I need to spend time with.

I don't know if we'll ever see Apple making it into the corporate world. Maybe? If I was to guess, at minimum right now, it'd probably be 10-20 years out still. Their OS isn't made for the corporate world. I feel their OS is made for the basic to below average user. It's highly polished and looks nice. But not a lot of customization, which is the control that Apple wants. They want a common look/feel for all their devices which is why with their new OS coming out this fall. They are really pushing to meld together iOS and OS-X. To get that common look/feel from all devices. A seamless experience no matter what you're using. Smart move on their part, but at the same time could really hold them back if in their future they want to enter the corporate market.

:)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on July 06, 2012, 11:30:03 AM
well said!

I love that in my phone... don't want that in a PC

truth be known.. there are some GREAT Linux distro's out there.. and if I could, I would run one of those!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on July 06, 2012, 11:42:45 AM
hefe:

"the internet is NOT a safe place, where everything is free"

:( you just ruined it for me.

JACKASS

:rofl:

and +1 I want different things outta my phone than I do a PC.....  :thumbs:

Our art/prepress area uses the HELL outta macs. they are good for that.   :thumbs: But some things, they are not as good for...personalization(data processing) being one of them.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Magz on July 06, 2012, 03:13:53 PM
for future reff.

http://gizmodo.com/5923953/watch-this-guy-surviving-a-393+foot-fall-like-wile-e-coyote


Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on July 07, 2012, 05:41:41 PM
(https://fbcdn-photos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/168840_469878919689974_1089461215_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on July 07, 2012, 08:21:23 PM
:rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on July 08, 2012, 05:05:16 AM
Raptor source staff party. Gunz, C7R, Peels, and Krandall
(https://fbcdn-photos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/599837_452276768127037_236078164_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on July 08, 2012, 11:26:47 AM
meeeoowwwwwwww :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on July 08, 2012, 07:35:31 PM
Awww yeah baby!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on July 10, 2012, 09:08:41 PM
Stairway to heaven here in costa rica
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on July 17, 2012, 07:19:29 AM
(http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii265/Cololrado700R/524164_455492361138811_1893779744_n.jpg)

Figured randy could use this later this year
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Post by: Colorado700R on July 17, 2012, 07:24:45 AM
And this one is to help Randy ” stimulate” the lotion companies economy

 (http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii265/Cololrado700R/487196_455070827847631_1265854650_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on July 17, 2012, 07:34:58 AM
LOL, I should take a pic on the way home, cuz this totally reminded me of that AT-AT Walker.


and :clap:


I reallllllyyyyy would like to go to comicon to people watch. :)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on July 17, 2012, 07:42:02 AM
You'd just end up in a motel closet making out with a random wookie...isn't that how you met Erich? lol
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on July 17, 2012, 08:08:38 AM
:lol:

There was roofies involved.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on July 17, 2012, 03:10:18 PM
hello Cameltoe!!!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on July 17, 2012, 06:02:59 PM
http://m.legacy.com/obituaries/saltlaketribune/obituary.aspx?n=val-patterson&pid=158526785&referrer=0&preview=True
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on July 20, 2012, 08:50:41 AM
i'm lost?
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on July 20, 2012, 08:53:57 AM
Just a pretty epic Obit....Hope mine is that good.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on July 26, 2012, 06:45:38 PM
random whore, just to let you know I'm alive & well (nothing penicillin can't fix anyway) :P
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: RAPTORBOY20 on July 27, 2012, 10:10:53 AM
 ???
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on July 27, 2012, 10:14:56 AM
holy hell.

Sup mayne!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on July 27, 2012, 12:27:50 PM
i feel like its the twilight zone
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on July 27, 2012, 11:21:23 PM
hmmm, pity I can't share the other pics here
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on July 31, 2012, 06:52:09 AM
Dammit Randy! :facepalm:
(https://fbcdn-photos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s720x720/484143_398926986836969_171729833_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on July 31, 2012, 07:10:56 AM
Pretty sure that's skittles vodka too.  :rofl:


dammit. who's snappin pics?  :confused: :cry:


 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on August 02, 2012, 02:39:10 PM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7eu9onh1k1qb6t96o1_500.gif)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on August 03, 2012, 06:49:32 AM
(http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii265/Cololrado700R/418515_399944240068577_865913665_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on August 03, 2012, 07:08:19 AM
:rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on August 06, 2012, 06:43:41 AM
First images from the mars rover  :clap:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on August 06, 2012, 07:25:20 AM
:rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on August 08, 2012, 10:28:35 AM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m561u7OsqF1qcb58yo1_500.gif)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on August 08, 2012, 10:36:49 AM
I do enjoy me some scotch.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Magz on August 11, 2012, 10:55:42 AM
The wife left a note on the fridge:

"It's not working,
I can't take it anymore,
Gone to stay at my Mother's."

I opened the fridge, the light came on and the beer was cold. I have no idea what in the hell she was talking about............the fridge works fine.


WOMEN, who can understand them???
 
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on August 12, 2012, 10:02:28 AM
:rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on August 13, 2012, 08:38:14 AM
LOL Magz
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on August 14, 2012, 07:16:56 AM
Happy Tuesday suckas!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on August 15, 2012, 11:22:14 AM
I WANT THIS

http://wicnet.tumblr.com/post/29344803544/coppercosmonaut-game-of-thrones-risk-set
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on August 17, 2012, 02:23:45 PM
GERD DAMMIT KRANDALL!

or geo...

whoever.  :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on August 17, 2012, 02:24:33 PM
:nazi:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Magz on August 18, 2012, 07:49:25 AM
I was visiting a young friend last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.
'This is the 21st century, he said. 'I don't waste money on newspapers. Here, you can borrow my iPad.'
I can tell you this: that stupid fly never knew what hit him!
 
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Magz on August 28, 2012, 04:02:06 PM
read this  a while ago.......and thought it was genious.....
what you guys think?


"NEW SENIOR PROGRAM....
New Medicare Program

You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians.

Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you need!

Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? Thats great. Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? Theyre all covered.

As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now.

And who will be paying for all of this? Its the same government that just told you that you they cannot afford for you to go into a home.

And you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while you are at it.

Plus, and because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.
Is this a great country or what? "
 
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on August 28, 2012, 04:30:07 PM
read this  a while ago.......and thought it was genious.....
what you guys think?


"NEW SENIOR PROGRAM....
New Medicare Program

You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians.

Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you need!

Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? Thats great. Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? Theyre all covered.

As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now.

And who will be paying for all of this? Its the same government that just told you that you they cannot afford for you to go into a home.

And you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while you are at it.

Plus, and because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.
Is this a great country or what? "
 


nothing about that is funny.  :(

truth is ridiculous. tempting.....kill someone...no more worries...except bout buttrape.. but youd get used to that I assume.

Krandall did.  :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on August 28, 2012, 04:33:59 PM
Used to it? That makes it sound like at one point I didn't like it..... :confused:

dafuq






:lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Magz on August 28, 2012, 04:38:47 PM
:rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on September 04, 2012, 05:39:33 AM
this thread needs rescued from gheyness
Random whore alert!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 04, 2012, 07:08:29 AM
:woo:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on September 05, 2012, 06:20:05 AM
 :clap:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 05, 2012, 07:39:19 AM
:woot:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on September 05, 2012, 07:57:15 AM
all sortsa hump goin on up in here  :clap:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 05, 2012, 08:00:43 AM
(http://www.oceanpowermagazine.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/humpback-whale-breaching-mega.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on September 05, 2012, 08:10:38 AM

whales can fly!!!  :rofl:

(http://www.oceanpowermagazine.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/humpback-whale-breaching-mega.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 05, 2012, 09:33:55 AM
FREEEE WILLLYYYYYYY
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on September 05, 2012, 09:41:53 AM
mah willy is as free as can be!

except on saturday nights :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on September 05, 2012, 09:53:39 AM
Must be a sperm whale if it attracted you two
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 10, 2012, 01:59:49 PM
for aaron :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on September 10, 2012, 02:01:52 PM
I AM LITERALLY CRYING NOW  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on September 10, 2012, 07:24:17 PM
Peels' eharmony pic?

(http://www.justsaypictures.com/images/nazi-2hzc.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on September 10, 2012, 07:27:38 PM
(http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/6343/hitlerine2copy1jt7.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on September 10, 2012, 07:50:08 PM
Randy in Arian heaven?

(http://s3.amazonaws.com/readers/2011/01/31/garden_1.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 10, 2012, 08:03:59 PM
:woot:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on September 10, 2012, 08:28:25 PM
If Funyun and Phucker had a love child..
 ???

(http://www.israeli-t.com/ebay/images/big/guns_n_moses_t_shirt_h38000m.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on September 11, 2012, 08:43:03 AM
:lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 11, 2012, 11:36:58 AM
wasted.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Magz on September 13, 2012, 07:46:05 AM
my marrige story.....

When I was 18 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 23 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and flirted with everyone she met. She made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some ambition.

When I turned 27, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am now 30 and am looking for a girl with big boobs.

any takers.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 13, 2012, 07:57:25 AM
:lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on September 14, 2012, 08:04:20 AM
 :(

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on September 14, 2012, 01:33:37 PM
aaron, what in the holy hell did you want? :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on September 14, 2012, 04:33:10 PM
What airline you flying you GERD Damn hippie?
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Magz on September 20, 2012, 11:34:53 AM
for peels cause he misses all my good chats :(

[Today at 10:13:40 AM] MagzSE2: "peels is on a boat bitch"

[Today at 10:13:46 AM] MagzSE2: "boats and hoes!"

[Today at 10:16:31 AM] Hefe: 2 ham and chz sammichez 

[Today at 10:16:33 AM] PeelsBoat: nachos lemonheads....

[Today at 10:16:37 AM] PeelsBoat: my dads boat

[Today at 10:28:26 AM] Adam: http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/558299_10151039872024147_905144566_n.jpg

[Today at 10:29:04 AM] Adam: houser nerfs with lsr sticker

[Today at 10:29:08 AM] Adam: hmmm

[Today at 10:30:25 AM] MagzSE2: i will defenaty have that song in my rhino repertoire...............peels.......

[Today at 10:30:45 AM] MagzSE2: AWWW SHIT LOOK AT THE BEANER USING "FANCY PANTS" WORDS!

[Today at 10:31:44 AM] MagzSE2: adam is googleing the word up.

[Today at 10:31:50 AM] MagzSE2: so is hefe

[Today at 10:32:00 AM] MagzSE2: and mags 

[Today at 10:32:07 AM] phucker: hello

[Today at 10:32:12 AM] MagzSE2: and dan

[Today at 10:32:15 AM] MagzSE2: HI!

[Today at 10:32:36 AM] phucker: so whats
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Magz on September 20, 2012, 01:12:25 PM
(http://www.mysporttrac.com/~library/25273/newspaper.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on September 20, 2012, 02:12:32 PM
LOL hilarious
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on September 22, 2012, 10:27:42 PM
(https://fbcdn-photos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/253558_385122091561108_1789298168_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Magz on September 23, 2012, 07:19:23 AM
:rofl:  ^
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on September 23, 2012, 09:51:47 AM
www.stumbleupon.com/su/24DUGe/:1Ea1DqpTj:HWe5wp$N/cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1192101/SCARY-MARINE.gif/
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on September 27, 2012, 01:08:03 PM
GERD damned colossal asshats runnin this popsicle stand!!!!  :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on September 27, 2012, 01:17:57 PM
don't be so srs
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on September 27, 2012, 01:34:36 PM
(https://fbcdn-photos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/253558_385122091561108_1789298168_n.jpg)


 :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Magz on September 29, 2012, 02:05:44 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JkwZUk3Kng&feature=youtube_gdata_player

peels is this your neighborhood?

:rofl:

wait till the end..........  LMAO
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on October 08, 2012, 02:14:53 PM
I meant to post something last night but forgot...

Today was supposed to be lift off for Red Bull's Project Stratos.

It was delayed due to weather...

Basically.. a guy is setting the record for the highest freefall. 102k feet in the air. And will end up breaking the sound barrier even.

http://jalopnik.com/5949353/everything-you-need-to-know-about-red-bulls-insane-world-record-23+mile-space-jump
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on October 08, 2012, 02:59:25 PM
I meant to post something last night but forgot...

Today was supposed to be lift off for Red Bull's Project Stratos.

It was delayed due to weather...

Basically.. a guy is setting the record for the highest freefall. 102k feet in the air. And will end up breaking the sound barrier even.

http://jalopnik.com/5949353/everything-you-need-to-know-about-red-bulls-insane-world-record-23+mile-space-jump

whoa cool  :thumbs:

and lol:

he'll go down in the record books as the man with the largest set of balls to ever set foot on this planet.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on October 08, 2012, 03:09:03 PM
:rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on October 09, 2012, 01:45:48 PM
mars rovers' response to the cancellation  :rofl:


(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-IhpgzKzBpPI/UHRl1BSosEI/AAAAAAAARKk/Y3VwjleqFp0/s537/sarcasticrover.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on October 09, 2012, 02:04:45 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :clap: :clap: :clap:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on October 10, 2012, 07:47:48 AM
So, the truck I bought in August....I noticed an exhaust leak when its cold "tick" truck came with a 4000 mile warranty. Or so I thought.... Its an easy cheap repair.. 10 bucks in new exhaust studs, and 10 dollar gaskets....

BUt I thought Id see if theyd cover it.  Guy strung me along for a week... "well Im lookin into it, just bring the truck in and well do the repair" :bs: not til you tell me its covered...

So I finally take it in today.

NOPE not covered. And the quote for new manifold gaskets...$449!!!! fukin serious  :lol: Guy says "gaskets arent covered" and shows me the quote, i just turn and walk away.... :lol:

:mad:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on October 10, 2012, 07:56:46 AM
damn


you should have asked if it came with vaseline at least.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on October 10, 2012, 08:43:46 AM
yeah no shee-yit!

adding in possibly having to replace manifold.... without new manifold...quote is $275 :rofl:

I did ask "does that come with a new flowmaster system...." before walking out...  :nod:

this is what they want all the cash for....

boring vid really... but hey :shrug:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBOXK7Ur8qE


w-t-f :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on October 12, 2012, 07:32:45 AM
:woot: its friday!


(http://media1.ariannyceleste.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/8b04a616ee3711e18dfe22000a1cfdcd_7.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on October 12, 2012, 08:32:48 AM
:friday:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on October 16, 2012, 10:28:42 AM
sweet beer stein I saw at a german pub Friday night for Oktoberfest.

(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-D3Qj5QCg-io/UHje3TdLQII/AAAAAAAAIr8/DGfU5hRjoQA/s615/IMAG0803.jpg)
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-rfwiHjOoMiA/UHje9DxlteI/AAAAAAAAIsI/kSF7UDn-jJU/s615/IMAG0804.jpg)





OH SO FREAKING GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-H9KQGHOsN0E/UHjQzpyhSDI/AAAAAAAAIqo/Y3bp5VpadRY/s616/IMG_20121012_212241.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on October 17, 2012, 03:05:30 PM
I need a beer. :beer:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on October 22, 2012, 11:32:59 PM
Random Whore
just to let you suckas know I still care :P
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on October 23, 2012, 07:10:01 AM
and boy do you ever :nod: :nod: :nod:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on October 23, 2012, 08:04:11 AM
you are a sweetheart dragonz.  ;)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on October 23, 2012, 08:23:19 AM
sweet beer stein I saw at a german pub Friday night for Oktoberfest.

(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-D3Qj5QCg-io/UHje3TdLQII/AAAAAAAAIr8/DGfU5hRjoQA/s615/IMAG0803.jpg)
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-rfwiHjOoMiA/UHje9DxlteI/AAAAAAAAIsI/kSF7UDn-jJU/s615/IMAG0804.jpg)





OH SO FREAKING GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-H9KQGHOsN0E/UHjQzpyhSDI/AAAAAAAAIqo/Y3bp5VpadRY/s616/IMG_20121012_212241.jpg)

I have that in my Fridge! Ocktoberfest Marzen :nod:
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Post by: Krandall on October 23, 2012, 08:52:22 AM
It's SOOOOO Good. Seriously. I think.. no.. I don't think I know.. It's by far my favorite Oktoberfest beer now.

SOOO GOOOD
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on October 23, 2012, 11:51:45 AM
Krandall, i thoroughly enjoyed your shoutbox rant. was a good lol, but srs....

that is 100% how i feel.  ;)

somehow american conservative politics has come to mean: "differing opinions are completely wrong, and therefore, anyone holding such opinions is inherently less american than me, and I should repeatedly insult them for it" I don't get how someone would think saying im stupid for voting liberal is gonna sway my vote...? "oh duh...my bad....my ideas mean nothing, you win" :lol:

I'm seriously sick of it.

we SHOULD have differing opinions. A small or even larger business owner is obviously going to think differently than me...if we all thought the same thing, we might as well be living in a 3rd world country somewhere....

I will always lean liberal, because I will NEVER vote pro life or anything that makes someone feel wrong for their beliefs or sexual preference.  even though I am a parent.... Especially, the idea that christianity is the only way to go....   :confused: there were religions before you, your shit stinks just as much as those.  And, you know what...? I don't mind paying even extra taxes to make sure those things are true...We live in a great country, sometimes, I feel like I could even do more....tax is life. Small price to pay for the freedom we have.....

there are always going to be people not doing their fair share...no amount of government fixes is going to change that....they'll just find more sneaky ways of doing so....or more crime will occur, take your pic. idiots just need to stop having babies.  :lol:

all that being said. I also dont trust mormons. weirdest, and most money grubbing religion out there...

I too shall make fb go away for awhile :)

my rant is now done.  :nod:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on October 23, 2012, 12:29:57 PM
Krandall, i thoroughly enjoyed your shoutbox rant. was a good lol, but srs....

that is 100% how i feel.  ;)

somehow american conservative politics has come to mean: "differing opinions are completely wrong, and therefore, anyone holding such opinions is inherently less american than me, and I should repeatedly insult them for it" I don't get how someone would think saying im stupid for voting liberal is gonna sway my vote...? "oh duh...my bad....my ideas mean nothing, you win" :lol:

I'm seriously sick of it.

we SHOULD have differing opinions. A small or even larger business owner is obviously going to think differently than me...if we all thought the same thing, we might as well be living in a 3rd world country somewhere....

I will always lean liberal, because I will NEVER vote pro life or anything that makes someone feel wrong for their beliefs or sexual preference.  even though I am a parent.... Especially, the idea that christianity is the only way to go....   :confused: there were religions before you, your shit stinks just as much as those.  And, you know what...? I don't mind paying even extra taxes to make sure those things are true...We live in a great country, sometimes, I feel like I could even do more....tax is life. Small price to pay for the freedom we have.....

there are always going to be people not doing their fair share...no amount of government fixes is going to change that....they'll just find more sneaky ways of doing so....or more crime will occur, take your pic. idiots just need to stop having babies.  :lol:

all that being said. I also dont trust mormons. weirdest, and most money grubbing religion out there...

I too shall make fb go away for awhile :)

my rant is now done.  :nod:

A. That's not just Conservatives politics
B. Don't lump us Conservatives into one pile. I am Conservative becuase I believe in smaller government, the core of Conservatism...that's it.
C. I also believe so many of these "National" issues could be decided on more local levels. IE Pro-Life/Pro-Choice...Why do we need one set of rules nationally? Let each state, or even bettter local government enable the wills of their people. And if a you don't like the decision.......Option 1: GET OFF YOUR DEAD phucking ASSES MERIKA! I swear we are the most politically lazy people on earth. We'll spend hours bitching on the interweb about policy or indiviuals, but can't be bothered to walk out front door and make a difference. Option 2: If you can not stand living in a communtiy that has legalized, or illeagalized something important to you.....MOVE TO WHERE IT SUITS YOU!

Our government is deadlocked on some of these issues, to which they have no buisness....Gun Control? Let the states/counties/cities decide for themselves, they're the ones who will have to deal with the reamifications of any decision. Abortion......same answer. Same Sex marrige...same answer.  This philosophy could defuse National level Partisanship, and allow the Fed to function becuase "Party Lines" wouldn't dictate as much.

The Fed should be concerned with inter-state and international issues. Period.

4. One tax code for all. phuck taxing higher tax brackets higher amounts. The term "Middle Class" is used way, way, way too much in this BS. People who make ~40K a year and People who make ~100K have completely different concerns. And oh by the way, that simple income # doesn't relfect my fiscal responsibilites (IE 5 kids).  Where does it say we have "the right to persue life liberty and the pursuit of happiness....until you have too much in our opinion, then we're gonna take some back"....I don't know about you, but I'll never be "Satisfied" with my income, I will always push myself a little bit harder to accomplish more. I firmly believe that everyone is in competion in this world, you either stand up and take the intiative, or someone takes it from you. So if I achieve "Success" on my own merits, my own sweat, and by the same rules, advantages, challenges, and risks as every other human fukking being, I should be forced to pay more into the till for it? No, sorry, phuck you. I am fully capable, and willing to help anyone who asks, i don't need to be forced to pay more becuase I achieved more. I, like you Peelio, have no issue paying my taxes, and I pay in my share. And would gladly pay more if required, but required of all!

I just cannot understand how we can punish people for achievement of the American Dream? Isn't that what we all should aspire too? But with a fixed tax hike, at some point I will lose money by succeding too much....WTF?
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on October 23, 2012, 01:10:39 PM
yeah sorry, i should have not worded it that way.... the shit flies through both sets of fans.  :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on October 23, 2012, 01:28:53 PM
also, your number 4....is the reason i only just "lean" liberal, not wave the flag for them....

Also, for some folks its TOO easy, and for others, its TOO difficult. IE: single drug addicted mom plopping out babies for food stamps vs. a veteran who cannot find a job due to ptsd or something along those lines...which one should struggle more?

note:  I am WAY more conservative than I used to be...at some point, the switch might flip due to the above issues...just hasn't yet.

 ;)

I just don't like the way the whole thing is handled any more. 2 party politics I think is not helping us....Why should I give up one belief vs the other? candidate base their beliefs on what will move them further WITHIN THE PARTY.... then they get the office, and folks from the other party refuse to work with them, solely because of the party affiliation. its plain stupid :)

nothing is genuine it seems. :shrug:

movin on....
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on October 23, 2012, 01:31:55 PM
Pat for Ceaser!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on October 23, 2012, 01:44:08 PM
Not to continue on the rant, but...


I also think we all feel inhibited in the discussion of our polical views becuase they are so polarizing. This lack of true discussion (Not argueing, or pointing fingers) disables us from finding common ground. We are so afraid of offending each other, that we will go out of our way to avoid the very topics that could unite us.

Rant off.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on October 23, 2012, 02:20:55 PM
wow Aaron.. well said sir...
I was gonna type almost the same thing... NICE!

and Peels.. it is a sad state of affairs that one or 2 issues (Gay Marriage, right to life..etc) will make someone vote in a way that he or she doesn't exactly believe in!
I feel the same (yet opposite) about all the entitlements, and constant borrowing money, gun control.. etc.

the thing that age has taught me is to beleive that my friends are smart enough to vote for themselfs, and I can love them the same no matter what!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on October 23, 2012, 02:24:34 PM
wow Aaron.. well said sir...
I was gonna type almost the same thing... NICE!

and Peels.. it is a sad state of affairs that one or 2 issues (Gay Marriage, right to life..etc) will make someone vote in a way that he or she doesn't exactly believe in!
I feel the same (yet opposite) about all the entitlements, and constant borrowing money, gun control.. etc.

the thing that age has taught me is to beleive that my friends are smart enough to vote for themselfs, and I can love them the same no matter what!

more to it than just that. And I said I just lean that way, its not set in stone, ever..  ;)

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on October 23, 2012, 03:47:24 PM
:thumbs:

like Aaron said .. lets have them get out of the way.. give the power to the states.. and do what they are there to do
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on October 24, 2012, 08:39:00 AM
wow Aaron.. well said sir...
I was gonna type almost the same thing... NICE!

and Peels.. it is a sad state of affairs that one or 2 issues (Gay Marriage, right to life..etc) will make someone vote in a way that he or she doesn't exactly believe in!
I feel the same (yet opposite) about all the entitlements, and constant borrowing money, gun control.. etc.

the thing that age has taught me is to beleive that my friends are smart enough to vote for themselfs, and I can love them the same no matter what!


and boy do you love em.. :dance:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on October 24, 2012, 10:48:31 AM
wow Aaron.. well said sir...
I was gonna type almost the same thing... NICE!

and Peels.. it is a sad state of affairs that one or 2 issues (Gay Marriage, right to life..etc) will make someone vote in a way that he or she doesn't exactly believe in!
I feel the same (yet opposite) about all the entitlements, and constant borrowing money, gun control.. etc.

the thing that age has taught me is to beleive that my friends are smart enough to vote for themselfs, and I can love them the same no matter what!

more to it than just that. And I said I just lean that way, its not set in stone, ever..  ;)



Come to the Darkside...we have tots...and black helmets with breathing "Enhancements" :vader:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on October 24, 2012, 11:15:05 AM
LOL either side is dark. imma skirt the middle, and dip a toe into both buckets of fail  :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on October 26, 2012, 12:08:12 AM
you are a sweetheart dragonz.  ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yachrjvO2Ow (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yachrjvO2Ow)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on October 26, 2012, 08:13:21 AM
:thumbs:

like Aaron said .. lets have them get out of the way.. give the power to the states.. and do what they are there to do

ERMAHGERD you are so HAWT right now! :raptorrally:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 06, 2012, 01:17:38 PM
Headed west in 3 hours.

Gonna meet funnerz in SF. We gonna hop skip an jump aroun San Francisco for a couple days. Then Hang out w/ geo/sierra (verify she's a real person...............)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 12, 2012, 08:07:59 AM
Here's where it puts them.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on November 14, 2012, 09:29:32 AM
Rando, this is what photobucket looks like for me..... nothing works....



Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on November 14, 2012, 09:41:43 AM
try another browser Peels
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 14, 2012, 03:09:26 PM
Story setup..

Lady IM's me at work.  We have an internal website for us, where we can post want ads/stuff for sale... this is an ad that came up.


she responded like 2 mins later... ERMAHGERD.. sent you an e-mail.. her friend "photoshopped" the cat lololololol

maybe not that funny to you guys. I was lol'in.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 15, 2012, 10:55:08 AM
All ski hills open around me.

:woot:


Headed out Mon or Tues evening.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on November 15, 2012, 11:05:43 AM
NICE wish we had some snow...

only cold and dead lol

grass is green as hell though...... :shrug:
 
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 15, 2012, 11:14:05 AM
Was kind of depressing flying from SF back to Mn. Was fully clouded in Mn when I landed. Broke cloud cover... look and its all brown. no leaves on the trees..... Welcome home............
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on November 15, 2012, 11:20:06 AM
Was kind of depressing flying from SF back to Mn. Was fully clouded in Mn when I landed. Broke cloud cover... look and its all brown. no leaves on the trees..... Welcome home............

LOL yep..... palm trees, to dead trees
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 16, 2012, 07:27:27 AM
Top 10 Recall/Banned items


http://shopping.yahoo.com/news/10-beloved-banned-and-recalled-products-20121114-211459.html
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on November 16, 2012, 08:13:45 AM
Top 10 Recall/Banned items


http://shopping.yahoo.com/news/10-beloved-banned-and-recalled-products-20121114-211459.html

never thought about eating bucky balls.  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: wanna do that and jump up against steel building :lol:

and RIP bean bags....

still amazed at how we fail to see danger in OUR OWN houses. You dont watch your kid, and something happens, noooo not your fault, couldn't be..... choose rather to blame somebody else.... my kids were never left unattended long enough to rip open a bean bag and eat the stuffing.... and if they did....Darwin was right :lol:

and....just realize that "shit happens" deal wit it bro.  :confused:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 16, 2012, 09:51:52 AM
Man. Slip an slides though..

you know how many rocks to the ass I took on that dam thing..  If we had them now.. it'd teach kids at least to HTFU.. to many panzies out there now!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on November 16, 2012, 10:30:09 AM
Man. Slip an slides though..

you know how many rocks to the ass I took on that dam thing..  If we had them now.. it'd teach kids at least to HTFU.. to many panzies out there now!


 :rofl: yep homemade slip and slides ftmfw though. rolls of plastic, fold them bitches over like 6 times, have a nice cushy slide :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on November 26, 2012, 12:15:54 PM
10 days? Are you Fooking serious?   :mad:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 26, 2012, 12:22:57 PM
cuz you makin all kinsa posts in here.

fuk outta here

:lol:





:door:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on November 26, 2012, 12:25:59 PM
YEAH!!!

:kettle:

get your whiny ass outta here!  :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 26, 2012, 12:44:10 PM
:rofl:

(http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/186iftxj1rkohjpg/original.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on November 26, 2012, 12:51:06 PM
cuz you makin all kinsa posts in here.

fuk outta here

:lol:





:door:

I'm not in the same country for more than 5 mins., what's your excuse? We know it's not date night :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 26, 2012, 01:04:43 PM
cuz you makin all kinsa posts in here.

fuk outta here

:lol:





:door:

I'm not in the same country for more than 5 mins., what's your excuse? We know it's not date night :lol:

ah, pleaaaseeee

they have wifi on airplanes now.. :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on November 26, 2012, 01:16:57 PM
No Wifi on United yet :(
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 26, 2012, 01:49:59 PM
No Wifi on United yet :(


wtf, tell the gov't to get on that for ya.

bastids!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on November 26, 2012, 02:21:19 PM
JERZUS! that shit looks real.

tell me no :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 26, 2012, 02:45:15 PM
JERZUS! that shit looks real.

tell me no :lol:

???

huh?
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on November 26, 2012, 03:19:26 PM
post lag or something....? using phone...

loling at the pic of the hamster water bottle for babies. :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 26, 2012, 03:40:06 PM
post lag or something....? using phone...

loling at the pic of the hamster water bottle for babies. :lol:

ahhh :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on November 30, 2012, 01:25:10 PM
random whore
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on November 30, 2012, 01:57:19 PM
welcome home dragonz  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 30, 2012, 02:50:10 PM
yes and yes.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on December 03, 2012, 09:40:14 AM
My Saturday:
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-UcMeuX731c0/ULrcfSQ9S-I/AAAAAAAAMhU/KoWESSgs8-s/s537/IMAG1159.jpg)


My yesterday
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-umxw4Va23nI/ULt4oOCAA7I/AAAAAAAAMik/UZEHqUjKdfI/s780/IMAG1160.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on December 07, 2012, 01:35:55 PM
what the fuk is up!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on December 07, 2012, 02:19:56 PM
SFA as usual
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on December 10, 2012, 08:12:57 AM
wewt
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Magz on December 10, 2012, 09:38:27 AM
2013 stimulus....................

Just wanted to let you know - today I received my 2013 Social Security Stimulus Package. It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, two discount coupons to KFC, an 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up my butt and a 'Blame it on Bush' poster for the front yard. The directions were in Spanish. Yours should arrive soon.

it was on the net so its not a lie  :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on December 10, 2012, 09:53:21 AM
my active hours on RS :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on December 10, 2012, 09:59:58 AM
aww yeah

that tells me you get straight to work postin, sharply at 8 am. :lol: I gradually roll into the postwhoring.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on December 11, 2012, 08:07:46 AM
4 days in a row boarding.  :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

Last night:

Drivin to the hill. Snow piled up everywhere
(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-L8gDgtnacKU/UMZu9OVrjSI/AAAAAAAANGI/elMZOD9mIzk/s851/IMAG1193.jpg)


At the hill, they were making tons of snow still... even though we just got 15" .

(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-WgNcSVTIg1g/UMaDukvGZOI/AAAAAAAANIc/kwsqwQyWBYA/s851/IMAG1195.jpg)

man made snow stuck to my friends car, tagged it for him
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-RVEsD5TcEm4/UMadOXOHDKI/AAAAAAAANLM/ATvM1cOfVXc/s851/IMAG1200.jpg)


Finished off with some big beers, chips/queso, and tacos.
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-8-4pK7uX7XY/UMaqsemHb9I/AAAAAAAANMY/hCFwVBH1cCY/s851/IMAG1201.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Magz on December 12, 2012, 09:08:51 AM
HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California.

White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica .. No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba.

Abortion clinics now available in every High School in United States .

Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030..

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent..

Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Magz on December 13, 2012, 09:34:43 AM
With the holidays upon us, I would like to share a personal experience with my friends about drinking and driving. As you may know some of us have been known to have brushes with the authorities from time to time on the way home after a "social session" out with friends. Well, two days ago I was out for an evening with friends and had several scotches followed by some rather nice red wine with dinner.

Feeling jolly I still had the sense to know that I may be slightly over the limit. That's when I did something that I've never done before - I took a cab home. Sure enough on the way home there was a police road block but since it was a cab they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident. This was a real surprise as I had never driven a cab before, I don't know where I got it and now that it's in my garage I don't know what to do with it...............any suggestions ?
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on December 13, 2012, 04:33:59 PM
With the holidays upon us, I would like to share a personal experience with my friends about drinking and driving. As you may know some of us have been known to have brushes with the authorities from time to time on the way home after a "social session" out with friends. Well, two days ago I was out for an evening with friends and had several scotches followed by some rather nice red wine with dinner.

Feeling jolly I still had the sense to know that I may be slightly over the limit. That's when I did something that I've never done before - I took a cab home. Sure enough on the way home there was a police road block but since it was a cab they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident. This was a real surprise as I had never driven a cab before, I don't know where I got it and now that it's in my garage I don't know what to do with it...............any suggestions ?
I normally take the bus.















I'm getting quite a collection now.......................
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on December 17, 2012, 10:40:04 AM
so I just attended a 2 hour training course on how to use FREAKIN GOOGLE. :yawn: :lol:

when I heard we were changing email and corporate communication structure....I never envisioned using fukin gmail :lol:

we all web based now.

As big a snoozefest as that was, should be real nice...  :thumbs:

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on December 17, 2012, 03:34:53 PM
google has some cool shit for sure
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on December 17, 2012, 03:36:51 PM
Yea, the University of Mn is run through google now even.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on December 17, 2012, 03:38:37 PM
yeah its pretty crazy. I knew it was cool, but NEVER thought of it in the use for work aspect.

<kicks self for not investing in google>  :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on December 18, 2012, 07:07:38 PM
I'd like to use one of these for work............
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on December 20, 2012, 01:49:19 PM
wow... dark meat!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on January 01, 2013, 08:43:32 PM
pssst...


if anyone gets their kid an ipod...be smart and check their settings before letting them play it. :)

little shit managed to find a free game that allows you to make in game purchases.

60 flippin dollars worth LOL

sonofabitch.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on January 01, 2013, 09:01:28 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on January 02, 2013, 08:14:17 AM
apple refunded 8)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on January 02, 2013, 11:54:26 AM
CHeapskate! Taking away the kids "extra" xmas present!!  GRINCH! :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on January 02, 2013, 12:33:23 PM
HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California.

White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica .. No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba.

Abortion clinics now available in every High School in United States .

Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030..

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent..

Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.



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Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on January 02, 2013, 12:47:48 PM
CHeapskate! Taking away the kids "extra" xmas present!!  GRINCH! :lol:

 :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: rookie on January 03, 2013, 12:46:01 PM
 [03-01, 14:44] Rookie   FERK you Tim you C-Word. like to see you don't like competition 
 [03-01, 14:41] Rookie   I am super gay and love large men  (original post was Raptorsource.com>Moddedraptor.com)...
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on January 03, 2013, 01:02:18 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on January 03, 2013, 01:46:28 PM
[03-01, 14:44] Rookie   phuck you Tim you C-Word. like to see you don't like competition 
 [03-01, 14:41] Rookie   I am super gay and love large men  (original post was Raptorsource.com>Moddedraptor.com)...

bahahahaha thats genius moderation there  :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: rookie on January 03, 2013, 01:59:20 PM
He threatened to call my CO (commanding officer) which is no problem because my CO would probably tell him he doesn't need his petty BS and to grow the FERK up. he used my "full name" like he was my mother... lol I guess calling him a dictator was a little much since it got me banned...
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on January 21, 2013, 03:33:44 PM
happy monday gangstas.

if only traffic could be as nice as it was this morning... every day.

I blame state workers for the bad traffic.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on January 21, 2013, 07:31:52 PM
http://db.tt/4ZOZaRKl
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on January 22, 2013, 08:06:02 AM
holy sh!t :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Magz on January 22, 2013, 08:34:11 AM
how to give your car a mustache..................

(http://i.imgur.com/j5gqFw8.gif)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on January 22, 2013, 09:39:48 AM
what the hell.....
 

 :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on January 22, 2013, 09:46:44 AM
wtf! :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Magz on January 22, 2013, 11:58:16 AM
What you two cant see the mustache affect?
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on January 22, 2013, 02:48:16 PM
I see it, I lol'd

:lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on January 22, 2013, 02:57:55 PM
I was more thinking.. "wtf" @ the super sneaky ninja car stoppers!!!

installing them on the road in front of my house!!!  :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on January 29, 2013, 03:33:29 PM
guess what... I'm gone all next week.

:sit:

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on January 29, 2013, 03:37:33 PM
guess what... I'm gone all next week.

:sit:

and where might you be going?
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on January 29, 2013, 08:45:10 PM
Headed to Montana for some solid bro time. Me and 2 other guys are road tripping out there to meet a friend that lives in Missoula. Spend a few days there boarding, then headed to Big Sky to finish up the week :)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on January 31, 2013, 11:58:36 AM
great old tune here....  :thumbs:

MOD. formed from the ashes of SOD. which was started by Billy Milano, an anthrax roadie. all their music is hilarious like this just usually old school thrash metal.


clubbin seals.....  :rofl:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OF5pGcdv4KA
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on February 01, 2013, 09:34:20 AM
oh dear... doing some data work today... have a database with a field for "cumulative store hot lead" for sales mailiing

it abbreviated dbf name is:

CUM_SHOT_L

 :rofl:

think  I should remove the O? :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on February 01, 2013, 10:51:41 AM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Kimyr on February 02, 2013, 03:39:14 AM
Holy mother of all keyword tags!!!  This guy is selling Roland CJ 400 Printer Cutter on CL.  And I deleted 20 lines of tags because I'm over the limit for numbers of characters.

Copy/paste of his tags:

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From where you got such long and horrible information?
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on February 02, 2013, 04:11:32 PM
holy mother of all copy pastes!!!!!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on February 03, 2013, 10:57:21 PM
Greetings from the land of nothing on the east side......
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on February 04, 2013, 07:43:47 AM
east huh?  :confused:

pretty sure you went west asshat  :kiss:  :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on February 10, 2013, 02:25:16 AM
Random Whore
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on February 10, 2013, 07:15:07 PM
(http://www.thelulz.info/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/308085_433383336719975_1428792422_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on February 10, 2013, 07:26:32 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/fkJ7zZW.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on February 10, 2013, 07:35:48 PM

Troy be poachin..

(http://i.imgur.com/JhpJZLf.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on February 10, 2013, 07:49:10 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/5YdHG.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on February 11, 2013, 07:51:58 AM
LOL WTF  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on February 11, 2013, 08:17:09 AM
Happy Monday Gents.

Back from MT. Hopin to have some trip pics up some time in the next few days. :)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on February 11, 2013, 05:36:24 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/fkJ7zZW.jpg)

 :clap: :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on February 11, 2013, 10:07:53 PM
At least now I know I'll have more than one friend in hell with me. ;)


LOLOLOLOLOL
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on February 13, 2013, 08:53:47 AM
so many picctuuuurresssss
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on February 13, 2013, 07:48:24 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gewdaLQ31lo&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on February 18, 2013, 11:46:06 AM
(http://www.funnymos.com/images/bad-logos/computer-doctor-logo.jpg)

Hefe's buisness?
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on February 18, 2013, 11:47:06 AM
(http://www.funnymos.com/images/bad-logos/computer-doctor-logo.jpg)

Hefe's buisness?


Nope Nevermind....

(http://www.funnymos.com/images/bad-logos/Arlington-Pediatric-Center2.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on February 18, 2013, 12:28:25 PM
hahahahahaa!!!

LOGO fail  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on March 05, 2013, 07:59:29 AM
 :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on March 05, 2013, 09:42:53 AM
LOL!


Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on March 13, 2013, 06:22:13 PM
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y129/piotrr/bountyfinalsolutionuv2.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on March 13, 2013, 07:00:58 PM
That is genius
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on March 14, 2013, 08:08:13 AM
Happy Pi day! 3.14.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on March 14, 2013, 08:33:11 AM
this day will never terminate?!  :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on March 15, 2013, 05:16:49 PM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-5UHEcLz67EA/UIeQGrWcGxI/AAAAAAAAA2Q/m3Gr3zMVBUM/s1600/kickstart.jpg)


For Randy :kiss:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on March 15, 2013, 06:30:56 PM
YES


PLEASE!!!! :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on March 15, 2013, 07:27:00 PM
(http://i471.photobucket.com/albums/rr77/sickenedEYES/INTRANET/nazi.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on March 16, 2013, 01:15:57 AM
random whore
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on March 16, 2013, 10:23:47 PM
(http://i471.photobucket.com/albums/rr77/sickenedEYES/INTRANET/nazi.jpg)


Bwahahahahahaha

Good ovens were full... Im dyin!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on March 17, 2013, 01:27:27 AM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: preddy08 on March 18, 2013, 01:28:39 AM
So, went down town for St. Pattys day and some guy decided to give me some shit.

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a195/preddy08/IMG_20130318_022106_222.jpg)

Needless to say he got the worst of it. I cant tell you how much I hate that part of town!!!!!!

Broke a nice new Tungston ring of the phugger face! Thankfuly my buddy's got me out of there before the cops got involved!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on March 18, 2013, 08:10:47 AM
glad youre ok bro...  :thumbs:

i skip places like that for that reason. Most people frequenting bars are people trying to relive high school. St Patty's day is the dumbest holiday to be out on. Nobody even knows why it exists. just an excuse for people to drink...even though those same people drink everyday anyways. So they just drink extra, and they get dumber....and and people who arent irish get to act irish... Its like white boys celebrating cinco de mayo lol



Never understood why folks get so excited to do the same thing they do all the time... what....because you get a green hat? :rolleyes:

well I guess..we use a religious holiday for an excuse to drink... because this is MERIKA dammit!  :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on March 18, 2013, 10:38:32 AM
:shrug:

Yep. I kept myself out of the down town areas this weekend. Just doesn't interest me. :shrug:

well done preddy :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on March 18, 2013, 10:44:19 AM
i still love that St Patrick wasn't even Irish...I laugh every year. So all these people all act Irish to honor a guy who isn't even himself... LOL

Ill take my beer MINUS the food coloring, that you are probably paying extra for, thanks :beer:

gerd Im a hateful old fuk  :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on March 18, 2013, 12:07:27 PM
St. Nicholas wasn't American, but we rock the shit out of that one :lol:

At least St. Patrick actually was in Ireland
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on March 18, 2013, 12:19:17 PM
St. Nicholas wasn't American, but we rock the shit out of that one :lol:

At least St. Patrick actually was in Ireland

:rofl:

do we celebrate him as american? I always separate St Nicholas from santa claus...

its all a means of control anyhow...  :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on April 04, 2013, 01:34:47 PM
sup beetches!!  :)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on April 04, 2013, 04:33:16 PM
Greetings from the land of steers n queers!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on April 04, 2013, 04:45:55 PM
Greetings from the land of steers n queers!

thats funny-youd nail em both! :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on April 04, 2013, 04:58:44 PM
Steers and Queers? I thought that was peels and randy?

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on April 04, 2013, 09:26:43 PM
Steers and Queers? I thought that was peels and randy?

Wtf are you mooing about?
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on April 05, 2013, 05:50:21 PM
Well if the coin purse fits.... just sayin Sgt. Sterile
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on April 05, 2013, 07:11:19 PM
Well if the coin purse fits.... just sayin Sgt. Sterile

 :rofl:


fuk you! go cloud up the gene pool some more! :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on April 18, 2013, 01:57:39 PM
ITS NATIONAL HIGH FIVE DAY BITCHES FUKYEA!!!!!


(http://rack.3.mshcdn.com/media/ZgkyMDEzLzA0LzE4LzQ1L2ludGVybmV0aGlnLjM4NTEzLmpwZw/1a5b1879/e95/internet-high-five.jpeg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on April 18, 2013, 02:24:11 PM
ITS NATIONAL HIGH FIVE DAY BITCHES FUKYEA!!!!!


(http://rack.3.mshcdn.com/media/ZgkyMDEzLzA0LzE4LzQ1L2ludGVybmV0aGlnLjM4NTEzLmpwZw/1a5b1879/e95/internet-high-five.jpeg)

DONE

:five:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on April 19, 2013, 03:09:51 PM
I think of Aaron...

http://geekologie.com/2013/04/i-dont-even-have-a-bike-and-i-want-one-t.php

(http://geekologie.com/2013/04/19/predator-motorcycle-helmet.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on April 19, 2013, 03:33:05 PM
I think of Aaron...

http://geekologie.com/2013/04/i-dont-even-have-a-bike-and-i-want-one-t.php

(http://geekologie.com/2013/04/19/predator-motorcycle-helmet.jpg)

bitchin!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on April 19, 2013, 03:47:21 PM
Yeah I posted that a while back. $500 for a russian helmet without any saftey cert lol
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on April 20, 2013, 10:42:03 AM
Yeah I posted that a while back. $500 for a russian helmet without any saftey cert lol

They said its a mold over an actual motorcycle helmet. I'm guessing it doens't have snell or DOT because they don't have that in zee motha land.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on April 21, 2013, 07:54:35 AM
I definitely want one for sure. You add that to my body armor, mount my gopro on my shoulder, and play the sound boards on my phone.....helping someone out of a knarlly treeshoot at night would be awesome
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on April 21, 2013, 08:23:42 AM
More like... SCARE THE SH*T OUTTA SOMEONE LOL!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on April 21, 2013, 08:40:25 AM
Already have a Bluetooth speaker mounted on the quad.shut off the bike, rolll down a nearby shoot silently, approach victim at the edge of the shadows. Press play on "predator howl"...step out off shadows
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on April 21, 2013, 08:42:06 AM
Gopro records the fun/ me being shot lol
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on April 25, 2013, 07:58:15 AM
http://www.movoto.com/blog/top-ten/nerd-cities/

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NUMBER 5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on April 25, 2013, 08:10:18 AM
http://www.movoto.com/blog/top-ten/nerd-cities/

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NUMBER 5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

haha cool. my hometown is number 9. :)

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on May 02, 2013, 09:30:03 AM
Randy! this totally reminded me of you...

Watched a show about doomsday preppers...or at least doomsday cars...

some nerdy film maker dudes were like "if this shit goes down, I dont wanna be livin underground like a wuss...I wanna be up here runnin this shit, stealin all the shit everyone else has been hoarding" so they built themselves a car.

Itsgot like smoke screen, flame throwers...cameras....gun racks... fukin awesome...full on mad max style.

I want it. Look it up I think the film company was coatwolf.

linky:

http://www.wired.com/underwire/2011/03/medusa-bellflower/

(http://www.wired.com/underwire/wp-content/gallery/medusa/mg_5928.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on May 02, 2013, 09:37:55 AM
Phucker built one of those.....it still hasn't left the parking lot.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: NaturalRaptor on May 02, 2013, 11:07:52 AM
Just walked by the secretary and heard Rick Astley and made me think of you guys!   :rofl:

 :rofl:

 :rofl:

 :rofl:

 :rofl:

 :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 02, 2013, 11:24:07 AM
:lol:

Nice seeing/hearing from ya Tater Matt!!!!

How goes the life in the south?
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on May 02, 2013, 01:25:07 PM
Just walked by the secretary and heard Rick Astley and made me think of you guys!   :rofl:

 :rofl:

 :rofl:

 :rofl:

 :rofl:

 :rofl:

we're never gonna give you up.

too bad this wasnt reciprocated  :confused:

 :lol:


Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on May 06, 2013, 08:56:08 AM
Randy! this totally reminded me of you...

Watched a show about doomsday preppers...or at least doomsday cars...

some nerdy film maker dudes were like "if this shit goes down, I dont wanna be livin underground like a wuss...I wanna be up here runnin this shit, stealin all the shit everyone else has been hoarding" so they built themselves a car.

Itsgot like smoke screen, flame throwers...cameras....gun racks... fukin awesome...full on mad max style.

I want it. Look it up I think the film company was coatwolf.

linky:

http://www.wired.com/underwire/2011/03/medusa-bellflower/

(http://www.wired.com/underwire/wp-content/gallery/medusa/mg_5928.jpg)

Krandall...heres the afforementioned post.... :)

saw on tv, and reminded me of you.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 06, 2013, 09:01:09 AM
holy hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


AMEN.. NO HIDIN FOR ME... !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on May 06, 2013, 09:13:18 AM
yeah thats how i picture the apocalypse too. crazy lawlessness....


Have the image of mad max all the way.   :rofl:

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on May 06, 2013, 09:54:27 AM
got time? good read of the start of atari, and how video game consoles got into everyone's homes.... This was an even bigger deal where I grew up..right in the thick of it. :thumbs:

http://www.atarimagazines.com/hi-res/v1n1/atarihistory.php
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 07, 2013, 10:29:09 AM
 :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on May 17, 2013, 09:12:52 AM
OK...ive gotta bitch here


I have received at least 5 flyers home for fund raisers for a local family, who is adopting 2 ethiopian kids. Yay for them... I applaud them, I want nothing more than to help kids but......here's where I'm at on this

..why dafuk is it MY problem that you cannot afford these kids you want to adopt? Why are you adopting them?? If you can't afford them, let them stay the f**k in Africa and die of aids like Gerd intended. Or let some other fool do it...
 
the fundraisers are stupid stuff that the school gets involved with...like "wear your hat to school if you donate 1 dollar" Or wear pajama day for 2 dollars" SONOFAB*tch!

so if my kids go to school with no hats....WE obviously hate ethiopian kids because of it :lol: .... they got a dollar that day, but not without complaining.  :lol:

also got a flyer for a 5k family run...I was all excited, since Ive been kicking ass at fitness. THought it might be for St Jude or the local childrens fund NOOOOO...it was 60 bucks for the family to run in it..i kept reading.... all I get is a water bottle, and the proceeds go to the "xxxx" family to help them adopt two african children. No thanks, Ill keep running for free. :bird:

ugh.

is it racist, or just plain insensitive?  :rofl:

have a nice day
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on May 17, 2013, 09:53:04 AM
you sir, are an insesative prick!



this is why i like you! :five:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on May 17, 2013, 10:56:15 AM
Since we're in a ranting mood...


When dafuq did I become 65 or older?

Seems like all the ads on the TV shows I watch are for senior citizens! I can't watch the history channel for 5 minutes with out some douche going on about how reverse mortgages might be a good idea for me, or Wilfred Brimely telling me about my diabetus, or how gold is the only invest worth anything and the timelife mint is here to help!

I mean WTF? I can't be intrested in history or science if I'm not a pensioner?  I get the NASCAR stuff, point taken, but dammit I'm watching "How the Universe Works" and I gaurentee none of my bible thumping elders will even turn it on unless it's a 15 Second spot that says "JEEEZUS....next subject!"


:mad:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on May 17, 2013, 11:25:02 AM
I think what were saying here....


is we watch old people tv.  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

right there with ya :hefe1:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 17, 2013, 12:31:54 PM
Incensitive. Who cares what it's for.. Ther'es no free runs out there. quit being an old crotchety bitch.

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on May 17, 2013, 01:35:22 PM
Incensitive. Who cares what it's for.. Ther'es no free runs out there. quit being an old crotchety bitch.


gtfo!

WHAT? ME? I'm Insensitive?

dont forget to turn off your oven Adolph Jr.  :rofl:

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on May 17, 2013, 04:08:30 PM
Randy is extremely Sensitive.






When he pays his gas bill :cry: :krandall:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 17, 2013, 05:51:16 PM
Incensitive. Who cares what it's for.. Ther'es no free runs out there. quit being an old crotchety bitch.


gtfo!

WHAT? ME? I'm Insensitive?

dont forget to turn off your oven Adolph Jr.  :rofl:



:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 19, 2013, 01:36:10 PM
Reading a thread here: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1emg7a/parents_of_reddit_how_much_of_your_childs_secret/
Parents of Reddit: How much of your child's 'secret life' do you actually know about ? sneaking out, masturbation, drugs etc ?
:lol:

My old man sat me down for a very frank conversation once about science. I sat there bewildered because I thought I was in trouble but he went on and on about how he was impressed with my grades, I was "growing up well", smart but not smart enough when it came to life.
He proceeded to pour orange juice in a glass and said, "This needs some ice".
He came back from the kitchen with a bottle of vodka he kept in the freezer. He pointed to the large mass of ice inside the bottle and the 1/4 cup of Vodka at the bottom. He asked me how we get the frozen alcohol out.
I said to him, "Dad, alcohol doesn't freeze".
He replied with, "See you're smart at science, dumb in life. Stop stealing vodka and pouring water in to fool me."
Grounded for a month.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on May 20, 2013, 07:48:20 AM
 :rofl:

"you're smart at science, dumb in life. Stop stealing vodka and pouring water in to fool me"
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on May 20, 2013, 07:53:02 AM
"You can't cover up the smell of pot with Adidas Cologne and Altoids"

 :thumbs:

truer words have never been spoken  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 20, 2013, 08:17:16 AM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

So funny, cuz in high school, that's what ALLLL the pot smokers did Adidas lololololl
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on May 20, 2013, 08:25:20 AM
wish you would have never shown me that reddit site...never used it before...

hilarious...and time consuming  :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 20, 2013, 09:14:37 AM
wish you would have never shown me that reddit site...never used it before...

hilarious...and time consuming  :rofl:

you're most welcome sir.

:rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 21, 2013, 08:26:38 AM
if you're a fan of math, a really cool article on prime numbers


Unknown Mathematician Proves Elusive Property of Prime Numbers
http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2013/05/twin-primes/2/
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 22, 2013, 08:58:03 AM
"One item every man should have..."


A beard. They are the male equivalent of breasts. It's rude to touch without asking. It's rude to stare at them while conversing. Men will buy you drinks in a bar just for having them. The bigger they are, the more people notice.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on May 22, 2013, 09:09:42 AM
"One item every man should have..."


A beard. They are the male equivalent of breasts. It's rude to touch without asking. It's rude to stare at them while conversing. Men will buy you drinks in a bar just for having them. The bigger they are, the more people notice.

I can't grow either... :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 22, 2013, 09:20:05 AM
bet you could grow breasts :lol:

ask MD.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on May 22, 2013, 09:21:37 AM
bet you could grow breasts :lol:

ask MD.




 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

man teeties!!!!!!   :rockon:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: BLU700R on May 30, 2013, 06:47:47 AM
There once was a man from Matrass whos balls were made of fine brass. But when in stormy weather his balls clanged together and sparks flew out of his ass....
 :thumbs:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 30, 2013, 07:25:37 AM
I don't think brass makes sparks... ???

Brass and Bronze for that matter.  :lol:

 :thumbs:

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: BLU700R on May 30, 2013, 08:25:43 AM
it sparks just fine out of my gun yah ass.. LOL
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 30, 2013, 08:35:44 AM
bbetta check yo facts before you  make up stories. :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: BLU700R on May 30, 2013, 08:40:00 AM
Note (Fine Brass).... Maybe theres just something about this special brass... LOL
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on May 30, 2013, 09:23:50 AM
is it weird that I dont find anything strange about that conversation?

metal objects in rectum is the norm I guess.  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on May 31, 2013, 05:13:52 AM
random whore alert
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 31, 2013, 07:09:57 AM
so much of me wants to click that.... damn you work :(
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: BLU700R on June 01, 2013, 07:24:30 PM
I would do a number of terrible things to that :nana:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on June 04, 2013, 03:16:37 PM
so my boy just turned 10, got some $ for his bday. and a gamestop gift cert. He went with momma and bought Halo 3( yes I ok'd it. :)

just called me at work, and said "dad, when you get home, can we have Halo night?"

:lol: got that from Big baNg theory...

love my kids....kinda excited...havent played a halo game since before he was born :hefe1:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on June 05, 2013, 03:41:11 PM
I enjoyed the game...played coop...

havent played a 1p shooter, really, since about 2001 ish...the FIRST halo... :lol:

Aidan got into it.... blastin aliens...little violent yet for a 10 yr old, but fun all the same.  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on June 06, 2013, 11:17:55 AM
always enjoyed Halo. Co-op and local multiplayer was always fun. Maybe becuase the bad guys don't look like real people, but it never gave me any problems.  :tweakz:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on June 06, 2013, 12:17:03 PM
always enjoyed Halo. Co-op and local multiplayer was always fun. Maybe becuase the bad guys don't look like real people, but it never gave me any problems.  :tweakz:

yeah...

it never seemed "real" AND, you are protecting humans FROM phony aliens.. so the concept is cool.

Aidan has a pretty good grasp on what is real and fake...so Ill let him play...supervised.

oh there's a gun you steal from aliens...that shoots pink lasers... has pink crystals on it. He named it the "gay gun" :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on June 06, 2013, 03:16:57 PM
pretty cool

http://www.economist.com/node/16885894
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on June 06, 2013, 03:56:31 PM
pretty cool

http://www.economist.com/node/16885894

good read.  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on June 08, 2013, 06:17:30 PM
This is why I don't game with you guys. . It just ain't fair

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJsMb6ywA5A&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on June 19, 2013, 05:12:43 PM
This is why I don't game with you guys. . It just ain't fair

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJsMb6ywA5A&feature=youtube_gdata_player
That was almost as good as Preddy's build of Alkeries bike :)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on June 20, 2013, 01:43:00 PM
yummm

http://autos.yahoo.com/blogs/motoramic/srt-viper-gt3-r-race-car-arrives-well-165918142.html
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on June 20, 2013, 02:31:07 PM
gorgeous looks slow though :lol: JK

that was a shoutout to good ole RK  :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on June 21, 2013, 10:47:59 AM
wait for it.


https://www.google.com/maps?ll=35.704074,139.55773200000002&cbp=,287.76,,1,20.010002&layer=c&panoid=gT28ssf0BB2LxZ63JNcL1w&spn=0.18000000000000788,0.30000000000000676&output=classic&cbll=35.704074,139.557732

:rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on June 21, 2013, 01:06:35 PM
Looks Like a scene from Finding Nemo..."MINE!?!?!"
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on June 24, 2013, 08:34:40 AM
:rofl:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raZ-hEN-aKk&amp;feature=youtube_gdata_player

cant have no mo cellies man
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on June 26, 2013, 01:56:09 PM
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/patrice-bergeron-played-game-6-hole-lung-175519455.html

The magnitude and variety of injuries that Boston Bruins center Patrice Bergeron played through are starting to make Gregory Campbell’s broken leg seem like a stubbed toe.
Already established: Bergeron suffered through a broken rib, torn cartilage and muscle tissue and a separated shoulder, which he injured during Monday night’s Game 6 loss to the Chicago Blackhawks.
GM Peter Chiarelli confirmed on Wednesday that doctors found Bergeron had a small puncture in his lung.
From WEEI:
Bergeron was taken to the hospital following Game 6, where they discovered the hole in his lung. The team was unclear as to when or how the lung was punctured, though it was likely from a needle as a means of freezing the cartilage or from his broken rib.
According to Coach Claude Julien (via Kevin Paul Dupont), he wasn’t told of Bergeron separated shoulder until after 3-2 loss to the Blackhawks, and the lung puncture wasn’t ID’d until Bergeron was in the hospital after the game.
So by the end of Game 6, Bergeron had broken bones, a separated joint, torn muscles and a punctured organ.
And then he shook the hands of the men who did all of that to him.
So, in summary: Hockey.

 :clap: :clap: :clap:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: denver dude on June 27, 2013, 02:14:51 PM
Today there was a "Full figured" lady riding on the back of a really small crotch rocket, with a very short skinny guy driving it. The guy in front of me in traffic told him his back tire was low while he was urgently trying to balance the bike at a stop light. The tire I have to admit was on the rim suggesting that it was low before he or she got on the machine. The nice lady on the back of the bike took this honest gesture the wrong way. She retaliated with sign language, body gestures, and profanity. The sign language and body language combined was enough to trigger the inevitable. Bike and riders went down.  Much to my surprise the guy who offered the kind suggestion to the riders, "And got em effed for doing so", got out and tried to help them out.

The girl started yelling at the guy who was now out of his truck, while she was trying to recover from the fall.

He got back in his truck.

Told them to "Have a safe ride", and drove away as the light turned green.  Like a BAWSS. 



I wish that I could report that nobody got hurt, although that was clearly not the case.

As I drove by them, the female was throwing hay makers at her tiny boyfriend.

Looked back just in time to see the knockout punch land flush on his chin.

She dropped him like a bad habit in the middle of the intersection.

         

Gotta love Wyoming.

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on June 27, 2013, 02:24:33 PM
Today there was a "Full figured" lady riding on the back of a really small crotch rocket, with a very short skinny guy driving it. The guy in front of me in traffic told him his back tire was low while he was urgently trying to balance the bike at a stop light. The tire I have to admit was on the rim suggesting that it was low before he or she got on the machine. The nice lady on the back of the bike took this honest gesture the wrong way. She retaliated with sign language, body gestures, and profanity. The sign language and body language combined was enough to trigger the inevitable. Bike and riders went down.  Much to my surprise the guy who offered the kind suggestion to the riders, "And got em effed for doing so", got out and tried to help them out.

The girl started yelling at the guy who was now out of his truck, while she was trying to recover from the fall.

He got back in his truck.

Told them to "Have a safe ride", and drove away as the light turned green.  Like a BAWSS. 



I wish that I could report that nobody got hurt, although that was clearly not the case.

As I drove by them, the female was throwing hay makers at her tiny boyfriend.

Looked back just in time to see the knockout punch land flush on his chin.

She dropped him like a bad habit in the middle of the intersection.

         

Gotta love Wyoming.


LOL seriously?? awesome

vid of this would have been a huge epic win  :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on June 27, 2013, 02:46:29 PM
ERMAHGERD, is this real life?

:rofl: :clap: :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on July 01, 2013, 08:59:42 AM
wanna read somethin weird/semi-creepy

http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/death_row/dr_executed_offenders.html


specifically the last statements.

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on July 01, 2013, 10:02:29 AM
wanna read somethin weird/semi-creepy

http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/death_row/dr_executed_offenders.html


specifically the last statements.


argh WTF!

like fb status updates for murderers.  :confused: :lol:

kiddin aside..

gives ya the chills.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on July 01, 2013, 09:53:22 PM
friend of mine doing a track day on his bike. Watch the end. :lol:

he's fine :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUdGFWh_0W8&feature=youtu.be

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on July 04, 2013, 11:51:15 PM
just whoring.........
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on July 09, 2013, 03:07:20 PM
gonna watch holy grail with my boy tonight!  :clap:

pretty sure its been 20 years since Ive watched it.... :hefe1:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on July 10, 2013, 08:11:59 AM
this is eerie as FUK listening to.

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/smiling-wife-filmed-telling-hit-man-murder-option-easier-than-divorcing-husband/story-fnet09y4-1226677054310
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on July 21, 2013, 05:28:26 AM
This is a pretty interesting read....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kathryn_Johnston_shooting
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on July 22, 2013, 10:51:57 AM
Wasn't sure where to post this..

ho

ly


shit.


*pimp hand strong man.. keep it..*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsBphJRdqFk&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on July 24, 2013, 10:14:02 AM
entry for a 60 second scary film entry

http://vimeo.com/70386747#

damn impressive!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on July 25, 2013, 12:06:06 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/zwDuvkj.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on July 25, 2013, 02:07:55 PM
:rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on July 26, 2013, 10:31:55 AM
if you get into theories and the what not.. pretty interesting


http://www.popsci.com/science/article/2012-09/book-excerpt-there-no-such-thing-time
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on August 02, 2013, 12:37:26 PM
This goes out to all my people whom I've met.. because of the internet. :)

http://www.themarysue.com/on-internet-friends-and-in-person-friends-or-as-they-are-more-commonly-known-friends/


"The long-absent friends we mentioned weren’t folks we’d ever been in the habit of writing to or chatting with. They were people we’d seen every week, face to face, until we stopped sharing a common territor. My internet friends, on the other hand, never leave our common territory"
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on August 02, 2013, 01:07:19 PM
those people don’t live far away. They live on the internet."


 :rofl:

but really...  :thumbs:

Like everyone who has friends online, my hackles go up when I hear folks using the term “internet friends” in a way that implies that they are lesser. Friends are friends, no matter how you make them. We stick together through marriage and death and break-ups and babies and lay-offs and new apartments and everything in between. If someone goes quiet for a few days, we check in to see if they’re okay.

we call you guys "raptor buddies" lol  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on August 06, 2013, 01:16:45 PM
ho

ly


fuk



http://lafayette.craigslist.org/cas/3980975495.html
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on August 12, 2013, 08:05:44 AM
this is a pretty cool/interesting story.

http://imgur.com/a/ZLQ6k
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on August 12, 2013, 08:11:53 AM
this is a pretty cool/interesting story.

http://imgur.com/a/ZLQ6k

I read this. very interesting indeed.

New documentary coming out from famous doctor...Also read a report from him. totally flipped his view on it....

ill be looking out for the documentary. "weed" :lol: :peels:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/08/11/sanjay-gupta-marijuana-debate/2636043/

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on August 12, 2013, 08:17:50 AM
this is a pretty cool/interesting story.

http://imgur.com/a/ZLQ6k

I read this. very interesting indeed.

New documentary coming out from famous doctor...Also read a report from him. totally flipped his view on it....

ill be looking out for the documentary. "weed" :lol: :peels:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/08/11/sanjay-gupta-marijuana-debate/2636043/




Yea, I saw the interview with him last week. It was crazy.  I've talked about it w/ the lady friend quite a bit, both agree it seems silly that it's held w/ such a bad view against it. Seems like it helps a ton of people.. and I've never heard of anyone getting stoned and beating the shit outta someone.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on August 12, 2013, 08:40:25 AM
yeah I am by no means a drug advocate...but seriously. I see those shows where they send swat teams out to bust dudes growing some plants out in the colorado or california forest... seems like  HUGE waste of resources. IMHO, tobacco, and alcohol are FAR more dangerous. SRS...... Im not saying make it "legal" im just saying, "chilldafukout"  :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on August 12, 2013, 08:42:37 AM
Pot is legal in Colorado, news flash: No one died :dunno:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on August 12, 2013, 08:43:55 AM
Pot is legal in Colorado, news flash: No one died :dunno:

:lol: no cheetos OD's?
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on August 12, 2013, 08:46:28 AM
Pot is legal in Colorado, news flash: No one died :dunno:

:lol: no cheetos OD's?

Disclaimer: 8.5 billion cheetos died to bring you this fact :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on August 12, 2013, 09:25:51 AM
Pot is legal in Colorado, news flash: No one died :dunno:

L-O-L

...that you know of.... hundreds of hippies get lost wandering around the mountains...  :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on August 12, 2013, 09:27:04 AM
Pot is legal in Colorado, news flash: No one died :dunno:

L-O-L

...that you know of.... hundreds of hippies get lost wandering around the mountains...  :rofl:

again, no downside...
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on August 12, 2013, 01:41:41 PM
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/5206707712/h9E569195/)  :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on August 12, 2013, 01:48:21 PM
I truely cannot put my joy into words in regards to this GIF  :clap: :rofl:

(http://rubmint.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/47a2e_epic-fail-fail-nation-snap-back-fail1.gif)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on August 12, 2013, 02:11:12 PM
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/5206707712/h9E569195/)  :lol:

they  just couldn't put F*cking :lol:


and :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:  at the watermelon gif.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on August 12, 2013, 02:44:09 PM
I truely cannot put my joy into words in regards to this GIF  :clap: :rofl:

(http://rubmint.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/47a2e_epic-fail-fail-nation-snap-back-fail1.gif)

 :rofl: SPLAAAAAT i feel like i saw that video before.....
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on August 13, 2013, 07:20:31 AM
yes


yes I will be building this. :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on August 13, 2013, 08:00:30 AM
yes


yes I will be building this. :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:


building what?  :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on August 13, 2013, 08:14:07 AM
yes


yes I will be building this. :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:


building what?  :lol:

whoops :lol:

http://imgur.com/a/Lb7MH
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on August 13, 2013, 08:19:47 AM
awesome  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on August 13, 2013, 12:07:58 PM
(http://thedoghousediaries.com/comics/uncategorized/2013-08-12-301374d.png)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on August 14, 2013, 09:07:58 AM
 :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on August 16, 2013, 07:48:10 AM
this is kind of interesting...

a guy 60years old decided he wanted to decide when he left this world. No family other than a brother and a sister.

since no children, he decided to create a website as to WHY he wanted to commit suicide as well as a bunch of stuff about his life..

sad yet interesting.

http://www.martinmanleylifeanddeath.com/home_page
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on August 16, 2013, 08:22:54 AM
I think it's very intresting what people define as legacy...
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on August 16, 2013, 10:34:57 AM
this is kind of interesting...

a guy 60years old decided he wanted to decide when he left this world. No family other than a brother and a sister.

since no children, he decided to create a website as to WHY he wanted to commit suicide as well as a bunch of stuff about his life..

sad yet interesting.

http://www.martinmanleylifeanddeath.com/home_page

wow.

that guy needed something to do.

sad.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on August 19, 2013, 07:24:56 AM
FACT: This is what an abacus looks like
0-------00000000
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000-------000000
0000-------00000
00000-------0000
000000-------000
0000000-------00
00000000-------0
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on August 19, 2013, 08:16:47 AM
FACT: This is what an abacus looks like
0-------00000000
00-------0000000
000-------000000
0000-------00000
00000-------0000
000000-------000
0000000-------00
00000000-------0

please tell me you typed that all out manually....  :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on August 19, 2013, 08:24:08 AM
:lol:

I did


doesn't it look like it's leaning?!!!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on August 19, 2013, 08:52:07 AM
:lol:

I did


doesn't it look like it's leaning?!!!


it does!


mind------------------BLOWN  :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on August 26, 2013, 07:28:05 AM
no idea how bad I want to do this

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/37cf03370703b9b06f29898ac59e0185/tumblr_ms0wodZkzA1qdlh1io1_400.gif)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on August 26, 2013, 07:48:51 AM
no idea how bad I want to do this

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/37cf03370703b9b06f29898ac59e0185/tumblr_ms0wodZkzA1qdlh1io1_400.gif)

HAHA!!! love it! see it every day.

We did roll up to a lady while on vaca and yelled out the window...   :rofl: got her phone up on steering wheel surfin FB away in traffic, im towin a boat  :mad: It was a ginormous samsung, i could almost read it :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on August 26, 2013, 10:11:24 AM
I like to roll up next to them on the freeway and blow my horn right next to their window... scares the FERK out of them
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on August 27, 2013, 01:34:00 PM
(http://geekologie.com/2013/08/27/50-questionable-things-a-geek-should-know-full.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on August 27, 2013, 02:36:24 PM
32 I suck at geekiness.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 10, 2013, 07:39:17 AM
Russell Brand Kicked Out of GQ Awards For Pointing Out Hugo Boss Made Nazi Uniforms
http://www.thesuperficial.com/russell-brand-gq-hugo-boss-nazis-video-09-2013


While speaking at GQ‘s Man of The Year Awards, Russell Brand thought it’d be hilarious to joke about the fact that Hugo Boss, the event’s sponsor, made a fortune selling uniforms to the Nazis. Which it was unless you’re an editor for GQ whose corporate sponsor you (accurately) linked to one of the most historic genocides in the history of man. Via The Daily Mail:

While on stage, Brand told the gathered celebrities and politicians, ‘If anyone knows a bit about history and fashion, you know it was Hugo Boss who made uniforms for the Nazis.’
He then added, with less than subtle irony, ‘But they looked fucking fantastic, let’s face it, while they were killing people on the basis of their religion and sexuality.’

Shortly afterwards, Brand was kicked out by the magazine’s editor, Dylan Jones. According to the comedian’s Twitter feed, the two men exchanged angry words, with Jones saying, ‘What you did was very offensive to Hugo Boss.’ Brand replied, ‘What Hugo Boss did was very offensive to the Jews.’

First off, BAH-ZING! Second off, probably my favorite part of this whole ordeal is when the Daily Mail attempts to point out that Hugo Boss wasn’t exactly an active Nazi, he just joined the party to make an insane profit from Herr Fuhrer’s practically innocent little Blitzkrieg and took advantage of the forced labor from occupied countries who then occasionally died from the work conditions. Which – FOR THE RECORD! – were better than others. It’s not like he was out there gassing Jews with a tiny mustache. In fact, as the Daily Mail reports, Hugo Boss was able to successfully appeal his post-war status to the lesser category of “follower” as opposed to an active promoter of Nazism which was surely based on his fine character and not substantial wealth. Politics just doesn’t work that way. Oh no no no, balderdash.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on September 10, 2013, 08:40:00 AM
lol^
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on September 10, 2013, 10:56:56 AM
<----Buying Hugo Boss stock now.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 11, 2013, 12:15:55 PM
This deserves to be here on this day.

Bad things happened to good people and a few bad people ruined things for lots of good people who get to call themselves Americans.

It's worth watching the whole thing, but if you're on a time crunch skip to 5:00
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXNwbFVd3Xc

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on September 11, 2013, 01:42:26 PM
This deserves to be here on this day.

Bad things happened to good people and a few bad people ruined things for lots of good people who get to call themselves Americans.

It's worth watching the whole thing, but if you're on a time crunch skip to 5:00
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXNwbFVd3Xc

I am already in a shitty mood. Based on that statement...am i to guess that 5:00 will make it worse? :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on September 12, 2013, 08:18:30 AM
This deserves to be here on this day.

Bad things happened to good people and a few bad people ruined things for lots of good people who get to call themselves Americans.

It's worth watching the whole thing, but if you're on a time crunch skip to 5:00
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXNwbFVd3Xc



:thumbs:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 12, 2013, 02:20:46 PM
This deserves to be here on this day.

Bad things happened to good people and a few bad people ruined things for lots of good people who get to call themselves Americans.

It's worth watching the whole thing, but if you're on a time crunch skip to 5:00
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXNwbFVd3Xc

I am already in a shitty mood. Based on that statement...am i to guess that 5:00 will make it worse? :lol:


boo fukn hooo..



:lol:



:kiss:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on September 12, 2013, 02:42:33 PM
This deserves to be here on this day.

Bad things happened to good people and a few bad people ruined things for lots of good people who get to call themselves Americans.

It's worth watching the whole thing, but if you're on a time crunch skip to 5:00
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXNwbFVd3Xc

I am already in a shitty mood. Based on that statement...am i to guess that 5:00 will make it worse? :lol:


boo fukn hooo..





:lol:



:kiss:


:rofl: youre so considerate  :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on September 19, 2013, 10:45:43 AM
(http://2nerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Funny-camp-scorecard.jpg)

I'm gonna go ahead and guess that "Andre" isn't a country boy :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 20, 2013, 09:19:45 AM
READ THIS  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/4-X-one-direction-tickets-sydney-Friday-25th-October-/171129708772
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Magz on September 20, 2013, 09:53:03 AM
I was just about to post that  ^^^^^
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on September 20, 2013, 11:10:27 AM
 :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 30, 2013, 08:24:08 AM
holyfuk
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=319_1380522846
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on October 11, 2013, 09:26:49 AM
welp,

there you have it :clap: :clap:

http://www.mediscopyug.com/journal/2012/06/28/10-health-benefits-of-masturbation/
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on October 15, 2013, 02:14:29 PM
How it feels when I'm busting a dune edge...  :clap:

(http://atvscene.com/sites/default/files/imagepicker/1/granlund_yamaha_003_1.jpg)


How it really looks :(

(http://mein-fun.com/data/media/5/160_rollstuhl_drift.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on October 15, 2013, 02:23:35 PM
isnt that the truth :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on October 15, 2013, 03:33:28 PM
isnt that the truth :rofl:


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on October 16, 2013, 10:02:04 PM


What was the single biggest mistake in all of history?


I believe that any time a steak is cooked more than medium-rare, that it's the single biggest mistake in all of history. Every time it happens, it's worse than the last time, because haven't we learned anything? Don't people realize how bad overcooked steak tastes?
I know it’s a personal preference, but I believe steaks are at their absolute best when cooked medium-rare. It’s the perfect temperature for a nice piece of meat. The steaks should start out at room temperature. I can always tell when somebody’s cooking a steak right out of the fridge. It never really cooks as evenly, the center taking just a little longer to get to that sweet-spot, the exterior drying out while the middle takes forever to come down from the cold. I’ll still always say, “Wow, great steak,” but I’m really just being polite.
Ideally, whoever is cooking is going to want to heat up their grill or frying pan or whatever, get it really, really hot, almost smoking, so that way the outside will have that nice char, that crisp brown. And then when you cut into it, man, it’s great. Red to the center, warm interior.
So I always order my steak medium-rare. Unless, of course, I’m sitting at a table in a steakhouse with a large group of people. In that case it’s not so simple. I’m a gentlemen, so I never just go ahead and order first. I’ll hold off for somebody else to start, and then I’ll wait until it’s my turn to order. Chances are, somebody else is going to order their steak medium-rare. I’m telling you, it’s the best way to have a steak. But then the waiter will come around to me, “And for you sir? How would you like your steak prepared?” I can’t say medium-rare now. I’ll look like I have no idea what I’m doing. I’ll look like I’ve never ordered a steak before, and now I’m just copying everybody else.
This is why it’s great to order first at a steak place. Everyone else is definitely going to get their steak medium-rare. So when you order first, you look like you’re in charge, like everyone else is following your lead. Then the second person also says medium-rare. “Very good, sir.” And maybe he really did want his steak medium-rare. It all depends on how fast he said it. If there was even a second’s hesitation, it would be perfectly obvious that he was probably going to go for medium, but he didn’t feel like being outdone by the first person. “I’ll take mine medium … rare. Medium-rare.” A classic rookie I’ve-never-eaten-in-a-steakhouse-with-a-large-group-of-people mistake.
And then it goes down the line, medium-rare, medium-rare, medium-rare. But now everybody ordering, the fifth, sixth, seventh, even if they wanted medium, medium-well, it’s just not happening. Nobody’s going to stick their neck out like that. By the third or fourth person, the waiter is only even asking because he has to, because it’s part of his job description. Bosses always gets really pissed when waiters try to save some time, try to cast out a blanket, “medium-rares all around?” question to the table.
Every once in a while the waiter will start off with a person who clearly doesn’t know how to eat steak and they’ll say medium or medium-well. And the next person will order theirs, extra loud, medium-rare, as if to say, please don’t confuse me with my idiot friend to my left, I’d like mine medium-rare. Please. And it’ll go down the line, medium-rare, medium-rare, and after two or three people, that first guy will realize his mistake, and he’ll get really embarrassed, and he’ll just shout out to the waiter, who’s already passed him, and he’ll say, “Excuse me, you know what? I’m going to go for that medium-rare also, thanks.” And the waiter will say, “Very good, sir,” and he’ll pretend to cross out something on his pad and write in something else, but it will all be an act, because he’s not writing anything at all. It’s always medium-rare. The first person always changes to medium-rare after everyone else orders medium-rare. It’s a science.
But then it gets to me, maybe I’m like the eighth or ninth person ordering. And I’m no follower, I’m no nameless face in a crowd. So I’ll say “rare, please.” And everyone drops their fork and stares. I learned this trick at my friend’s wedding in Iowa last summer. The rehearsal dinner was at this steak place, and the specialty was rib-eye. Delish. Of course I was going to order medium-rare, but the first person ordered rare. I was like, what? Rare? Crazy. But then the second person ordered. Rare. Third, fourth, fifth. Rare, rare, rare. There was definitely a pattern here and it became clear to me how I’d have to order my steak.
It was good. I liked it. It’s a little chewier than I was used to. You have to cut the pieces really thin so it’s somewhat manageable in your mouth. But it’s nice. I still like medium-rare better, but I’ll never tell that to anybody. I’ll only order that if it’s just me and somebody else, or if I’m cooking the steak myself. From now on, when I’m at a steak restaurant with a lot of people, rare it is. I’m a one-of-a-kind kind of a guy. I just love it, sitting there. Medium-rare. Medium-rare. Medium-rare. Medium-rare. And, rare. Bam. I always stand out from the pack.
I really hope that someday I’m out to dinner with a bunch of guys and for some reason it’s my turn to order first. And I’m definitely going to order rare. And I know that that second person is just going to have to order rare also. And it’ll be like dominoes, everyone falling in line, everyone getting a rare steak. I’m pretty sure that’s what happened in Iowa. I think.
Just do me a favor and never order a steak well-done. I have it on good authority that whenever a chef at a steak restaurant gets an order for a well done steak, he walks over to a nearby trashcan where, under all of the trash, he keeps a stockpile of some of last week’s worst cuts of meat. After he pulls the nastiest one out, he spits on it a few times, and then he throws it on the grill until all that’s left is a charred blackened piece of coal. Then he puts on some parsley and sends it out to be served. It’s true, I swear.
P.S. I hate it when people order “medium to medium-well.” That’s not a temperature. Pick medium or medium well. There are five temperatures, that’s it. You can’t just go around making up your own weird non-existent styles of preparing steak.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on October 17, 2013, 06:38:43 AM
I've got nothing to say...Except Thank you all service men and women out there.

http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/soldiers-salute-seen-around-world-brought-men-tears-144240044--abc-news-topstories.html?vp=1

Soldier's 'Salute Seen Around the World' Brought Men to Tears

U.S. Army Ranger Cpl. Josh Hargis was lying on a hospital bed in Afghanistan, hooked up to a breathing tube with his right hand heavily bandaged when he was awarded a Purple Heart for his valor in the battlefield.
None of that, however, stopped Hargis, 24, from following military protocol and lifting his bandaged hand to salute the Ranger Regimental Commander who pinned the Purple Heart to his red, white and blue Quilts of Valor quilt.
"Grown men began to weep and we were speechless at a gesture that speaks volumes about Josh's courage and character," one of the officers present in the hospital room wrote in a letter to Hargis's wife, Taylor. "I will remember it as the single greatest event I have witnessed in my ten years in the Army."
Taylor Hargis posted the photo of her husband saluting from his hospital bed along with the letter she received from his commanding officer to her Facebook page Oct. 12. It has since been shared more than 5,000 times, including on the Guardian of Valor website, which labeled the picture "the salute seen around the world."
Hargis of Cincinnati was wounded Oct. 6 when an Afghan woman detonated a suicide bomb vest, killing four members of his 3rd Army Ranger Battalion and wounding 12 other U.S. soldiers, according to the Guardian of Valor website and Hargis' hometown newspaper, the Cincinnati Enquirer.
The roughly 50 officers and medical staff in the room with Hargis thought he was unconscious during the pinning ceremony, the commander told Taylor Hargis in his letter. The doctor tried to restrain Hargis' arm when he lifted it to salute.
"He had no idea how strong and driven my husband is," Taylor Hargis, who did not reply to ABCNews.com's request for comment as of this writing, told the Enquirer. "He was just showing what it means to be a warrior and an American soldier."

Hargis's mother, Laura Heitman, told Cincinnati's ABC News affiliate WCPO-TV that Taylor is pregnant with the couple's first child. She also told the station her son was on his fourth tour of duty in Afghanistan.
Hargis was transferred from Afghanistan to a U.S. military hospital in Germany. He was flown Tuesday from Germany to San Antonio, Texas, where he will continue his recovery at the Army hospital at Fort Sam Houston, Heitman said.
Taylor Hargis told the Enquirer she has spoken to her husband by phone and expects him to "be just fine."
"If you want to know the meaning of strong," she said, "it's an Army Ranger."
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on October 17, 2013, 08:40:23 AM
Hey gents, if you have a chance to go see that space movie "Gravity" you should do so.  no joke. :thumbs:


quite enjoyable.

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on October 31, 2013, 12:32:13 PM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1ii97zEAN1r265pco1_500.png)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Mad Dog on October 31, 2013, 01:15:52 PM
Dude....that is AWESOME!!!!!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on October 31, 2013, 01:31:51 PM
LOL love it  :clap:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 08, 2013, 11:48:35 AM
for peelz: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_heifer#Christians
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on November 08, 2013, 12:17:54 PM
for peelz: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_heifer#Christians

wtf!

genetically altering cattle to force a prophecy. i am loving this

that is pretty much proving your own religion is a farce  :thumbs: thanks.

if jeebus does come back, i have a feeling it will be to bitch slap people like this  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on November 09, 2013, 01:31:03 PM
random whore
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 10, 2013, 12:43:22 AM
little butter face goin!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on November 11, 2013, 09:56:27 AM
mmmmm butter......  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on November 12, 2013, 01:28:40 PM
http://www.salary.com/7-of-the-worst-resumes-ever/slide/2/

A man known only as “Eric” submitted one of the more epic resumes in recent memory when he hailed himself as someone who would “claw my way to the top using any means necessary…but then be a fair and just ruler.” He also listed “ESP” and “sexy dancing” as employable attributes. Also, under experience he cites “a very fast metabolism” and “enough knowledge to write an essay on pretty much any subject (without researching it).”

Oh Eric… :rofl:

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on November 12, 2013, 01:30:03 PM
Ever hear the phrase “too much of a good thing?”

When it comes to this real-life viral resume, upon first glance items such as “intuitive understanding of supply and demand economics,” “ran my own delivery service,” “had a consistent clientele with high customer satisfaction,” and “good with money” all seem like good things.

Except for the fact that all of these skills were garnered as a “Marijuana dealer & nefarious dude.”

Let this be a reminder that you don't have to include every job you've ever had.....Magz :magz:

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on November 12, 2013, 02:23:13 PM
http://www.salary.com/7-of-the-worst-resumes-ever/slide/2/

A man known only as “Eric” submitted one of the more epic resumes in recent memory when he hailed himself as someone who would “claw my way to the top using any means necessary…but then be a fair and just ruler.” He also listed “ESP” and “sexy dancing” as employable attributes. Also, under experience he cites “a very fast metabolism” and “enough knowledge to write an essay on pretty much any subject (without researching it).”

Oh Eric… :rofl:


 8)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 21, 2013, 10:55:54 AM
FK YEA! :clap:

http://scienceblogs.com/neurophilosophy/2009/07/13/swearing-increases-pain-tolerance/
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on November 21, 2013, 11:37:22 AM
people with tourettes must be pain free....
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: funyun on November 21, 2013, 11:43:23 AM
(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/517/111/fbd.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on November 21, 2013, 11:43:48 AM
FK YEA! :clap:

http://scienceblogs.com/neurophilosophy/2009/07/13/swearing-increases-pain-tolerance/

Oh..dude. ALL THE WAY! it ABSOLUTELY WORKS.  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 25, 2013, 08:45:23 AM
:rofl:

http://motherfuckingwebsite.com/
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on November 25, 2013, 08:49:07 AM
"Good design is as little design as possible."
- some German motherfucker
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on November 25, 2013, 11:03:29 AM
"Good design is as little design as possible."
- some German motherfucker

did this guy ever see a german automobile?

Imma guess NO.  :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 25, 2013, 03:36:03 PM
did you know...

Sleep is the only thing that we fake.. In order to do it..

Unless of course your peels wife.. Then orgasm is on that list as well.

 :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on November 25, 2013, 03:44:46 PM
did you know...

Sleep is the only thing that we fake.. In order to do it..

Unless of course your peels wife.. Then orgasm is on that list as well.

 :rofl:

a$$hole!!!

did you ever notice....my screen name is sleep backwards?

(http://i1287.photobucket.com/albums/a634/a_rascal/bth_jfk-mind-blown_zpsfbf595f2.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on November 25, 2013, 03:48:59 PM
did you know...

Sleep is the only thing that we fake.. In order to do it..

Unless of course your peels wife.. Then orgasm is on that list as well.

 :rofl:

:five:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 25, 2013, 06:06:39 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :clap: :clap: :clap:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 26, 2013, 04:50:41 PM
LOL

MERIKA

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-25110011
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on December 04, 2013, 08:54:18 AM
for you fathers out there

:rofl:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvCYJhILyxU
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: rookie on December 04, 2013, 01:50:07 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on December 04, 2013, 03:35:24 PM
hey adding to my "am I really that big of a dirtbag" rant. LOL


Mom was after me again about the fast and furious guy jokes between me and Brian.... "well thats just seriously rude"

1st: :lol:

2nd: told my wife about it... she says "dont feel bad, I ran back to the electronics section and grabbed all his shitty movies and put them in the lanes" almost sold out.  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

YES!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Magz on December 05, 2013, 11:22:51 AM
hey adding to my "am I really that big of a dirtbag" rant. LOL


Mom was after me again about the fast and furious guy jokes between me and Brian.... "well thats just seriously rude"

1st: :lol:

2nd: told my wife about it... she says "dont feel bad, I ran back to the electronics section and grabbed all his shitty movies and put them in the lanes" almost sold out.  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

YES!

please enlight us with those "Fast and furious" jokes..............

i need a good laugh.........

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on December 05, 2013, 11:45:29 AM
hey adding to my "am I really that big of a dirtbag" rant. LOL


Mom was after me again about the fast and furious guy jokes between me and Brian.... "well thats just seriously rude"

1st: :lol:

2nd: told my wife about it... she says "dont feel bad, I ran back to the electronics section and grabbed all his shitty movies and put them in the lanes" almost sold out.  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

YES!

please enlight us with those "Fast and furious" jokes..............

i need a good laugh.........


I asked if the guy's hearse would go "a quarter mile at a time" lol

And "awww no more fast and furious movies? ill try and contain my sadness"

there were others...but Ive forgotten lol
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Magz on December 05, 2013, 12:25:58 PM
hey adding to my "am I really that big of a dirtbag" rant. LOL


Mom was after me again about the fast and furious guy jokes between me and Brian.... "well thats just seriously rude"

1st: :lol:

2nd: told my wife about it... she says "dont feel bad, I ran back to the electronics section and grabbed all his shitty movies and put them in the lanes" almost sold out.  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

YES!

please enlight us with those "Fast and furious" jokes..............

i need a good laugh.........


I asked if the guy's hearse would go "a quarter mile at a time" lol

And "awww no more fast and furious movies? ill try and contain my sadness"

there were others...but Ive forgotten lol

:lol:

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on December 06, 2013, 09:54:48 AM
kinda cool

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S10GMfG2NMY&feature=youtu.be
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on December 12, 2013, 08:08:41 AM
http://www.theverge.com/2013/12/12/5203008/fast-furious-7-script-being-rewritten-after-paul-walkers-death
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on December 12, 2013, 01:02:18 PM
http://www.theverge.com/2013/12/12/5203008/fast-furious-7-script-being-rewritten-after-paul-walkers-death

 :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on December 12, 2013, 01:21:35 PM
Hey
you..

Yea you. you grumpy old FERK

Just relax them srs pants that be riding up in your nether regions mmmkay.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on December 12, 2013, 01:31:51 PM
kinda cool

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S10GMfG2NMY&feature=youtu.be

did you watch "weeds"?
uncle Andy was all about that wheel
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on December 12, 2013, 04:30:49 PM
Hey
you..

Yea you. you grumpy old FERK

Just relax them srs pants that be riding up in your nether regions mmmkay.

b!tch I just rolled my eyes! aint no srs! YOU da one gettin all srspants with that post.!  :rofl: oh yeah theyre so thoughtful remaking the movie script to fit the guy dyin..... psh  :lol: guess what.... the movie gonna suck no matter how you script it. heh, maybe this one will be a little better... who knows.  :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on December 12, 2013, 10:21:19 PM
http://www.raptorsource.com/forum/index.php?topic=3231.msg230866#msg230866
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on December 16, 2013, 01:01:17 PM
motha fukn fuks....


I'm banned :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on December 16, 2013, 02:09:24 PM
motha fukn fuks....


I'm banned :rofl:

this post makes me so happy
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on December 16, 2013, 02:16:37 PM
motha fukn fuks....


I'm banned :rofl:

this post makes me so happy


:rofl:

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on December 19, 2013, 02:24:51 AM
Random whore
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on December 19, 2013, 08:15:44 AM
missed you Phil.  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on December 19, 2013, 08:31:34 AM
:clap:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: preddy08 on December 20, 2013, 06:31:18 PM
Photochop anyone...

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a195/preddy08/IMG_4019.jpg) (http://s11.photobucket.com/user/preddy08/media/IMG_4019.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: preddy08 on December 20, 2013, 06:33:28 PM
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a195/preddy08/IMG_3946.jpg) (http://s11.photobucket.com/user/preddy08/media/IMG_3946.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: disco on December 20, 2013, 07:06:45 PM
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a195/preddy08/IMG_3946.jpg) (http://s11.photobucket.com/user/preddy08/media/IMG_3946.jpg.html)

It's not a man purse. It's a satchel.  Indiana Jones has one.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on December 20, 2013, 07:46:15 PM



(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff304/peels660/98AA8A89-3E44-4D73-85B4-08C973B3A5AD_zpsympsneb5.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: preddy08 on December 23, 2013, 04:28:37 PM
Damn straight Disco!  8)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on December 24, 2013, 09:28:50 AM
seriously... how does that goofy bastard get to FERK that?
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on December 24, 2013, 09:39:38 AM
seriously... how does that goofy bastard get to FERK that?

illicit drugs...lots of them
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on December 24, 2013, 09:55:29 AM
yea, no one knows.

:lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on December 26, 2013, 09:11:11 AM
and whats up with that kid up his butt?
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on December 27, 2013, 08:51:59 AM
lolin lookin at stats, strollin down memory lane....

randy sell this dying pig before it's worth nothing :lol: BUT.....I GET TO KEEP OFF TOPIC! THERES A GOLD MINE IN THERE!

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on December 27, 2013, 09:12:07 AM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on January 02, 2014, 07:39:55 AM
Read this.

holyfuk :rofl:


http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1u75hh/i_am_the_guy_with_two_penises_ama/
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on January 02, 2014, 08:06:20 AM
Read this.

holyfuk :rofl:


http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1u75hh/i_am_the_guy_with_two_penises_ama/

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on January 03, 2014, 10:09:54 AM
Meanwhile in Minnesota

http://www.kare11.com/story/news/local/2014/01/03/governor-orders-schools-closed-monday-due-to-cold/4304293/
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on January 03, 2014, 10:20:42 AM
Meanwhile in Minnesota

http://www.kare11.com/story/news/local/2014/01/03/governor-orders-schools-closed-monday-due-to-cold/4304293/

so went to bed with errrrbody saying "its sooo cold theyll shut schools down, or delay them all"  p**sies.

so I dreamt of gettin to sleep in an extra hour..  liars! c*ckblocked!

only 1 school shutdown anywhere near here. hell it's in the teens already.... meh.



Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Mad Dog on January 03, 2014, 12:58:10 PM
Read this.

holyfuk :rofl:


http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1u75hh/i_am_the_guy_with_two_penises_ama/

Self-Docking penises.....LMFAO
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on January 03, 2014, 02:54:56 PM
 :clap:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on January 03, 2014, 03:05:53 PM
Read this.

holyfuk :rofl:


http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1u75hh/i_am_the_guy_with_two_penises_ama/

Self-Docking penises.....LMFAO

was going through more last night.. lol's


(http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/500x/44541348.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on January 08, 2014, 02:41:00 PM
just in case anyone missed me
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on January 09, 2014, 10:27:09 AM
VERY COOOL  Link..

Generalized facts of the world. :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs:


http://asheepnomore.net/2013/12/29/40-maps-will-help-make-sense-world/
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on January 09, 2014, 11:17:06 AM
VERY COOOL  Link..

Generalized facts of the world. :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs:


http://asheepnomore.net/2013/12/29/40-maps-will-help-make-sense-world/

wow, I am seriously bawlz deep in this.  :thumbs: WAAAY cool.


really like the population density ones.

Why Ill have nothing to do with that circle.  :rofl:

(http://twistedsifter.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/there-are-more-people-living-inside-this-circle-than-outside-of-it.jpg)


also this one.... VERY interesting....  I hate population congestion.

(http://twistedsifter.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/the-worlds-population-concentrated.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on January 28, 2014, 01:31:43 PM
today in 1986, The challenger shuttle exploded. :(

skip to 38:00  :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rDg7S46ijM&feature=share

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on January 28, 2014, 02:17:44 PM
today in 1986, The challenger shuttle exploded. :(

skip to 38:00  :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rDg7S46ijM&feature=share

I was in 6th grade.....I remember it vividly, very sad.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on January 28, 2014, 02:25:04 PM
+1 Challenger blew that Oring so fast it held the record until sasquatch slept with randy in 2008....
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on January 29, 2014, 09:39:57 AM
+1 Challenger blew that Oring so fast it held the record until sasquatch slept with randy in 2008....

L-O-L. on that note:

this was my first experience with crude and distasteful jokes. Heard my Dad's friend tell him this joke:

What does NASA stand for? need another seven astronauts.  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Simultaneously horrified, and beside myself with laughter. Paving the way for future damnation.  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on January 30, 2014, 05:10:10 PM
Not that I'm bragging or anything, but here's a wee map of where I have been riding lately..............
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on January 31, 2014, 10:51:40 AM
Not that I'm bragging or anything, but here's a wee map of where I have been riding lately..............


 :thumbs: bitchin
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on February 04, 2014, 08:39:34 AM
where da hell is everybody at?  :confused:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on February 04, 2014, 09:18:30 AM
where da hell is everybody at?  :confused:

As stated in chat, I'm in neqal lab all day today and don't really have access to production/interwebs. This will be my life for the next basically 3 months. Big projects kicking off.. Just a whirl wind. WOOOT
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on February 04, 2014, 09:41:13 AM
where da hell is everybody at?  :confused:

As stated in chat, I'm in neqal lab all day today and don't really have access to production/interwebs. This will be my life for the next basically 3 months. Big projects kicking off.. Just a whirl wind. WOOOT

oooh exciting.  :rofl:


Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on February 07, 2014, 12:53:39 PM
:rofl:

http://thechive.com/2014/02/06/conditions-at-the-sochi-olympics-are-badhilarious-32-photos/
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on February 10, 2014, 08:38:54 AM
fuk you if you don't like Canada.

(http://i.imgur.com/ezQ8y3g.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on February 10, 2014, 11:01:28 AM
 :clap:

as long as its not french canada! oui!!!!!

LOL
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on February 12, 2014, 02:52:50 PM
http://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/the-shortest-and-most-accurate-history-of-the-world-youll-ev?bffb   :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on February 13, 2014, 11:43:14 AM
Peelz.

This just popped up. Pretty crazy stuff.

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1xt5bb/iama_survivor_of_medical_experiments_performed_on/
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on February 14, 2014, 09:21:15 AM
Peelz.

This just popped up. Pretty crazy stuff.

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1xt5bb/iama_survivor_of_medical_experiments_performed_on/

sorry meant to reply yesterday

 
wow.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on March 05, 2014, 10:58:00 AM
Wasn't sure where to put this. Not funny I guess it could be "" cool


http://imgur.com/a/BQvIr


interesting none the less.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on March 05, 2014, 11:33:48 AM
Wasn't sure where to put this. Not funny I guess it could be "" cool


http://imgur.com/a/BQvIr


interesting none the less.

 :thumbs: very cool...

the pic of goebbels pissed when he found out his photographer is Jewish...LOL....scary but LOL all the same.

but....

as a dad, this pic burns me up inside....


(http://i.imgur.com/t7ohYzs.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Magz on March 05, 2014, 12:11:56 PM
i just have one  question,
how long would it take preddy to do an Alkire rebuild on this?
 :rofl:



(http://i.imgur.com/SIngIEm.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on March 05, 2014, 12:18:08 PM
Amen peelz. I'm not even a dad.. Of all the pictures, that was the one picture that made me stop.. Sad how many innocent people are involved in war. :(
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on March 05, 2014, 01:13:39 PM
yeah man


and...

LOLin at maggy.

that control room just looks German.  way overcomplicated, but genius.

:rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on March 05, 2014, 02:19:37 PM
yeah man


and...

LOLin at maggy.

that control room just looks German.  way overcomplicated, but genius.

:rofl:

And this... is why dealerships only work on VW's..
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on March 05, 2014, 04:04:36 PM
<<--------------- rides a BMW motorcycle. speaking of overcomplicated....
 

:rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: preddy08 on March 05, 2014, 05:38:34 PM
Wasn't sure where to put this. Not funny I guess it could be "" cool

interesting none the less.

 :thumbs: very cool...

the pic of goebbels pissed when he found out his photographer is Jewish...LOL....scary but LOL all the same.

but....

as a dad, this pic burns me up inside....



Pealer I just copied that pic you were talking about to repost. "how I look at funyun everytime I see him

VERY COOL RANDY!!!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on March 11, 2014, 07:15:51 AM
holy crap!

Aaron, you in?! :nod: :clap: :clap: :clap:


http://www.roadandtrack.com/car-videos/big-rig-jumps-101-feet


 :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on March 11, 2014, 08:42:24 AM
holy crap!

Aaron, you in?! :nod: :clap: :clap: :clap:


http://www.roadandtrack.com/car-videos/big-rig-jumps-101-feet


 :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

that guy BETTER have yelled YEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHAAAAWWWWWWWW it the top of his lungs :lol:

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on March 12, 2014, 09:22:14 AM
someone took the harlem shake to a whole new level.. :(


http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Park-Avenue-116th-Street-Fire-Collapse-Explosion-249730131.html

Title: Random Whore
Post by: dragonz on March 12, 2014, 02:34:20 PM
saving this forum from being too gay
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on March 13, 2014, 08:57:08 AM
right.. cause looking at some old dude smash his face into some old lady's huge boobs is better?

how about some nudity under 40 years old?

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on March 13, 2014, 09:09:31 AM
right.. cause looking at some old dude smash his face into some old lady's huge boobs is better?

how about some nudity under 40 years old?

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


epic post.

and dragonz, there is no saving it without complete shutdown  :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on March 13, 2014, 10:05:47 AM
:rofl:

seems legit.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on March 13, 2014, 10:25:19 AM
If I wanted to see an old lady naked I would have stayed with my ex-wife :puke:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on March 13, 2014, 11:21:09 AM
If I wanted to see an old lady naked I would have stayed with my ex-wife :puke:

epic post #2.  :thumbs:

But...so its OK for your wife to look at your old naked a$$?  hardly seems fair.  :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on March 13, 2014, 12:50:11 PM
Quote
But...so its OK for your wife to look at your old naked a$$?  hardly seems fair

hard to imagine she is able to get a girl boner over this!
one of life's great mysteries for sure!!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on March 13, 2014, 03:03:06 PM
girl b0ners....


 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: preddy08 on March 13, 2014, 08:55:09 PM
Me Chinese, me play joke. Me go pee pee in your Coke.  8)




Just sayin :P
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on March 14, 2014, 07:31:06 AM
o_O

Gearin up w/ the dad jokes already, huh?

:...:



:lol:


:rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: preddy08 on March 14, 2014, 07:53:12 AM
Ohhh son of a bitch, you're right!!!

FYI, we find out the sex tomorrow!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on March 14, 2014, 08:22:46 AM
Me Chinese, me play joke. Me go pee pee in your Coke.  8)




Just sayin :P

finally some humor at MY level!  :rofl:

chinese japanese dirty knees, look at these!!!! (.)(.)

 :lol:


Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on March 14, 2014, 09:24:37 AM
Ohhh son of a bitch, you're right!!!

FYI, we find out the sex tomorrow!

little "fatherly advise"

maybe refer to it as "gender" when referring to your kid..
sounds less dirty!
:lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: preddy08 on March 14, 2014, 11:13:04 AM
Ohhh son of a bitch, you're right!!!

FYI, we find out the sex tomorrow!

little "fatherly advise"

maybe refer to it as "gender" when referring to your kid..
sounds less dirty!
:lol:

We're having a "reveal party" tomorrow. I can't tell you how bad I wanted to send out invitations to the sex party!   Lol. Crystal nixxed that along with either a boob or dick cake.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on March 14, 2014, 03:37:18 PM
man.... bitches.. always keeping us down!!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on March 14, 2014, 04:07:00 PM
Ohhh son of a bitch, you're right!!!

FYI, we find out the sex tomorrow!

little "fatherly advise"

maybe refer to it as "gender" when referring to your kid..
sounds less dirty!
:lol:

We're having a "reveal party" tomorrow. I can't tell you how bad I wanted to send out invitations to the sex party!   Lol. Crystal nixxed that along with either a boob or dick cake.

so what the hell is it?

If its a boy, get a stripper. LOL
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on March 17, 2014, 07:43:53 AM
 :rofl:

http://miami.cbslocal.com/2014/03/16/florida-man-dressed-like-rambo-charged-with-attempted-murder/
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on March 19, 2014, 02:15:52 PM
for preddy.... to keep up w/ the bad dad jokes

http://i.imgur.com/4cglYnu.jpg
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on March 19, 2014, 02:36:28 PM
 :clap: poppa preddy.

thats scary....


came across this gem....COurtney Love knows where the missing malaysian plane is....  :rofl: drugs are bad guys....

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=643731082330400&set=a.535912143112295.1073741828.504299626273547&type=1


first comment:

What are the odds though, that it would land right next to a red sign saying plane let alone next to the arrow ?


I LOL'd
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on March 19, 2014, 03:40:40 PM
that's pretty crazy :lol:

that would be awesome if she found it :rofl:


http://www.tomnod.com/nod/challenge/malaysiaairsar2014/map/128148
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on March 19, 2014, 03:53:55 PM
that's pretty crazy :lol:

that would be awesome if she found it :rofl:


http://www.tomnod.com/nod/challenge/malaysiaairsar2014/map/128148

cool link never seen that before....  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on March 19, 2014, 06:24:11 PM
did you even read that FB post?

Tom Nod is devoting a ton of resources... where people can sign up to help look
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on March 20, 2014, 09:51:28 AM
did you even read that FB post?

Tom Nod is devoting a ton of resources... where people can sign up to help look

not really.... until you linked it. just read the first funny one...I hate having FB open at work....

I messed around with it...very cool....  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on March 25, 2014, 10:28:42 AM
ERMAHGERD they just cant shut up about the errrplane.... everywhere like 24-7....

maybe it was Mr T. didnt wanna get on no damn errrrrrrplane! :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on March 25, 2014, 10:39:38 AM
was just tellin funnerz..
the whole thing sucks.. I wish for some closure for the families..

But.. how cool would it have been if this all happened in the Bermuda triangle?!!! :clap:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on March 25, 2014, 10:50:01 AM
no, that would be bad.  :rofl:

people believe there was supernatural or extraterrestrial stuff going on there.....that would make it worse.  Give crazies something else crazy to believe in lol

but yeah the whole every reporter on earth reporting it 24-7 deal.....while families not sure to grieve or to hope.... ugh. Feel terrible...
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on March 25, 2014, 01:32:04 PM
(http://www.flippincool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/photo-13.jpg)

Becuase...Aliens!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on March 25, 2014, 01:54:57 PM
whats this airplane you speak of?
???
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on March 25, 2014, 02:23:42 PM
whats this airplane you speak of?
???


O_O

Just tell me this is an elaborate joke.....
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on March 25, 2014, 02:30:49 PM
whats this airplane you speak of?
???

LOL aaron!!! I KNEW it!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on March 25, 2014, 02:55:52 PM
no..

I did read something about it on MSN or yahoo.. or some shit..
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on March 25, 2014, 03:02:24 PM
no..

I did read something about it on MSN or yahoo.. or some shit..

:lol: oh hefe..


http://www.nytimes.com/2014/03/25/world/asia/malaysia-airlines-flight-370.html
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on March 25, 2014, 03:11:59 PM
meh...
doesn't affect my world
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on March 25, 2014, 08:47:21 PM
You really are a dirty old bastard. Lol
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on March 26, 2014, 08:50:13 AM
:lol:

I see there is more about it today on one of my customer's computers (MSN is their homepage)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on March 26, 2014, 10:02:47 AM
Unethical life hack @_@

Find a partner (hard I know) who is a heavy sleeper. Each night after they go to sleep, slap a nicotine patch on them. Take it off before they wake up.
They will become addicted to nicotine and should they break up with you go through massive withdrawals. If everything has gone to plan they they will associate this shitty feeling with their new found freedom and come back to you.


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on March 26, 2014, 11:10:01 AM
Unethical life hack @_@

Find a partner (hard I know) who is a heavy sleeper. Each night after they go to sleep, slap a nicotine patch on them. Take it off before they wake up.
They will become addicted to nicotine and should they break up with you go through massive withdrawals. If everything has gone to plan they they will associate this shitty feeling with their new found freedom and come back to you.


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:



 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: genius
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on March 26, 2014, 11:11:43 AM


 :lol:

(http://www.tickld.com/cdn_image_thing/712404.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on March 26, 2014, 12:02:57 PM
Unethical life hack @_@

Find a partner (hard I know) who is a heavy sleeper. Each night after they go to sleep, slap a nicotine patch on them. Take it off before they wake up.
They will become addicted to nicotine and should they break up with you go through massive withdrawals. If everything has gone to plan they they will associate this shitty feeling with their new found freedom and come back to you.


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

those patches will give you AWESOME nightmares..
so vivid you will swear it was real!
no lie..
try one.. it's a trip!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on March 27, 2014, 12:26:25 PM
Unethical life hack @_@

Find a partner (hard I know) who is a heavy sleeper. Each night after they go to sleep, slap a nicotine patch on them. Take it off before they wake up.
They will become addicted to nicotine and should they break up with you go through massive withdrawals. If everything has gone to plan they they will associate this shitty feeling with their new found freedom and come back to you.


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

those patches will give you AWESOME nightmares..
so vivid you will swear it was real!
no lie..
try one.. it's a trip!

LOL I cant sleep as it is..
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on March 27, 2014, 12:30:28 PM
The Washington Post's "Mensa Invitational" once again invited readers to take
any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one
letter, and supply a new definition.  Here are the winners:

   1. Cashtration: The act of buying a house, which renders the subject
financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

   2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

   3. Intaxicaton: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you
realize it was your money to start with.

   4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

   5. Bozone: The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas
from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of
breaking down in the near future.

   6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting
laid.

   7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

   8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who
doesn't get it.

   9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

   10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.  (This one got extra credit!)

   11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really
bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious
bummer.

   12. Decafalon: The gruelling event of getting through the day consuming only
things that are good for you.

   13. Glibido: All talk and no action.

   14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they
come at you rapidly.

   15. Arachnoleptic Fit: The frantic dance performed just after you've
accidentally walked through a spider web.

   16. Beelzebug: Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom
at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

   17. Caterpallor: The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit
you're eating.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on March 27, 2014, 12:53:07 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


3. Intaxicaton: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you
realize it was your money to start with  :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on March 28, 2014, 08:01:33 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/WmdsdL3.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on March 28, 2014, 08:15:39 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/WmdsdL3.jpg)

 :clap:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on March 28, 2014, 08:28:10 AM
ohh... in a perfect world......
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on March 28, 2014, 01:39:04 PM
ohh... in a perfect world......


Randy wouldnt use you like a piece of meat?

or wait... he WOULD!!! my bad

thought you might need help finishing your thought.. youre welcome  :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on March 30, 2014, 04:24:47 PM
yes.. that too..

but imagine if that rule was true..
we would have never met Geo!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on March 31, 2014, 10:35:43 AM
yes.. that too..

but imagine if that rule was true..
we would have never met Geo!

failing to see the negative here.. :shrug:

:lol:


sucks, he'll never see this insult.  :(
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on March 31, 2014, 10:55:21 AM
:rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on April 04, 2014, 07:57:20 AM
just a gif of meh girl S-Jo.







(http://giant.gfycat.com/PracticalDigitalGrackle.gif)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on April 04, 2014, 08:13:29 AM
pow pow  :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on April 04, 2014, 01:18:26 PM
I see your Scarlett and raise you a Mila

(http://alfa.gifs-planet.com/new4/660.gif)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on April 04, 2014, 01:36:11 PM
Sjo > Mila in my opinion.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on April 04, 2014, 01:57:37 PM
your opinion is stupid!

:lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on April 07, 2014, 01:24:52 PM
some killer PC part deals. :)

http://www.amazon.com/b/ref=gbsl_tit_l-1_0942_e8dba9c5?ie=UTF8&node=565132&smid=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_t=701&pf_rd_s=left-new-1&pf_rd_r=1G6YGNN57DQ05AYK8PN3&pf_rd_i=20&pf_rd_p=1740370942&tag=lifehackeramzn-20
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on April 08, 2014, 10:39:14 AM

not sure if this link will show....?

funny boat name made me LOL this morning.

(http://yamahajetboaters.com/forum/download/file.php?id=25658)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on April 08, 2014, 10:46:02 AM
balls deep :rofl: :clap: :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on April 08, 2014, 10:56:03 AM
yep, thought of you and I lol'd  :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on April 23, 2014, 12:40:16 PM
This is a long read.. took me about an hour and a half with the reading/video stuff..

Story about a group of people who went skiing and were trapped in an avalanche... One of the most intense reads I've done in a while.

http://www.nytimes.com/projects/2012/snow-fall/?forceredirect=yes#/?part=tunnel-creek
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: funyun on April 24, 2014, 07:35:07 AM
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/04/24/us/politics/rancher-proudly-breaks-the-law-becoming-a-hero-in-the-west.html?_r=1

“I want to tell you one more thing I know about the Negro,” he said. Mr. Bundy recalled driving past a public-housing project in North Las Vegas, “and in front of that government house the door was usually open and the older people and the kids — and there is always at least a half a dozen people sitting on the porch — they didn’t have nothing to do. They didn’t have nothing for their kids to do. They didn’t have nothing for their young girls to do.

“And because they were basically on government subsidy, so now what do they do?” he asked. “They abort their young children, they put their young men in jail, because they never learned how to pick cotton. And I’ve often wondered, are they better off as slaves, picking cotton and having a family life and doing things, or are they better off under government subsidy? They didn’t get no more freedom. They got less freedom.”


He all about protecting your rights... except for them "negros"  :lol:

Blows my mind all the inbreds that came from across the country to defend this guy. Lies about how long his family has the land and claims "negros" had a better life picking cotton.

MERIKA
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on April 24, 2014, 08:44:30 AM
it really is too bad that a total whack job is the poster child for what COULD otherwise be a legitimate battle.

this doosher needs to just go away

he is making it very difficult for good people like Rand Paul to come to his defense
nobody is going to want to hitch their wagon to a crazy racist
(like we all hitched our wagons to our Nazi Leader here) :krandall:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on April 24, 2014, 10:39:58 AM
EXACTLY funyun.

Its like the right wing sits and waits for the biggest fuktard to ride their coattails. There HAS to be a better spokesman.

Makes no sense. Theres plenty of smart conservative folks...wish theyd speak up. IM pretty much down the middle these days, I might actually listen more :lol:

But as soon as you start saying crap like that....you lose me.

Get all bent out of shape about 2 or 3 of THEIR rights being trampled on. guns,jesus and chick-fil-a is a good place to eat because they hate gay people.... yeah those rights...TOTALLY ignoring the ones that actually matter.

like FREEDOM of religion(complete basis for america existing), racial equality, womens rights.... Nobody is taking your guns or your invisible saviour... you can believe in whatever stupid fairy tale you want as long as it doesnt hurt people. But what you're proclaiming is that ONLY YOUR religion being practiced and made law means we can be free. doesnt compute for me, never has.

Same with those people that "lub merika" so much, that they would leave it and start their own country in order to attain these archaic rights....MORONS. I say we give em Florida. its sinking into the ocean anyways.  :rofl:

MURRICA!



Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: funyun on April 25, 2014, 05:31:46 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzfaADJ7NL8

 :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on April 25, 2014, 08:49:15 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzfaADJ7NL8

 :rofl:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Pretty sure he just dug his own grave with those statements.


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Unreal. Where's all the people going to
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on April 27, 2014, 03:15:31 PM
REALLY sweet photo set from Chernobyl

http://imgur.com/a/X4xWB
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on April 28, 2014, 08:27:06 AM
REALLY sweet photo set from Chernobyl

http://imgur.com/a/X4xWB

iv'e seen a few of those before...the bumper cars... CREEPY. 
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on April 28, 2014, 09:16:38 AM
Yea, these pics stood out to me. All of them are gifs. REALLY cool. subtle movement.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on April 28, 2014, 10:59:28 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzfaADJ7NL8

 :rofl:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Pretty sure he just dug his own grave with those statements.


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Unreal. Where's all the people going to

I've been saying it all along..

good cause.. wrong person

he will be viewed as a stupid redneck anti government crazy whacko

:shrug:

any way you look at it though.. it's been interesting to watch

I DO however find it funny that Funyun is posting the "anti" links..
our liberal buddy from the most anti-gun town in Merika..
just proves that we are all a product of our upbringing and our surroundings
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on April 28, 2014, 11:29:32 AM
:rofl:

you actually think funyun is basing this off of where he was raised?

Come on now... You can't tell me this guy ins't an idiot..

I'm interested in hearing how this is considered "a good cause"? ???
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on April 28, 2014, 12:08:23 PM
I'm not saying that as a slam to funners..
just as an observation of our social circles

in my world, many of my peers carry a pistol everywhere they go.. it totally normal behavior..
in his world, it is just LEO's and "special" people who are allowed

so someone (feebly) attempting to stand up for the constitution of the US would seem totally off the wall to him
around here, Vegetarians, anti-gunners and tree huggers are very uncommon
it's kind of neat if you think about it on a social level.

That being said..
YES..I agree this guy is a tool that broke the law.. and deserves all the fines and shit he caught for it..
I am very interested in how this turns out..

the good cause portion would be the 2nd amendment
Quote
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

they formed a militia to hold back the Government, and set a precident for future situations with similar circumstances.
right or wrong.. it happened..
all those people came to the defense of this half wit
I assume MANY of them were mis-informed on the WHOLE story
and that would be why many have left his side

so... someone defending the constitution is IMO a good cause
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: funyun on April 28, 2014, 12:18:22 PM
I'm not saying that as a slam to funners..
just as an observation of our social circles

in my world, many of my peers carry a pistol everywhere they go.. it totally normal behavior..
in his world, it is just LEO's and "special" people who are allowed

so someone (feebly) attempting to stand up for the constitution of the US would seem totally off the wall to him
around here, Vegetarians, anti-gunners and tree huggers are very uncommon
it's kind of neat if you think about it on a social level.

That being said..
YES..I agree this guy is a tool that broke the law.. and deserves all the fines and shit he caught for it..
I am very interested in how this turns out..

the good cause portion would be the 2nd amendment
Quote
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

they formed a militia to hold back the Government, and set a precident for future situations with similar circumstances.
right or wrong.. it happened..
all those people came to the defense of this half wit
I assume MANY of them were mis-informed on the WHOLE story
and that would be why many have left his side

so... someone defending the constitution is IMO a good cause

No idea wtf a leo or special person is. My dad has gone through the application and what not to get a CCW. Are you refering to people applying as the special ones? In that case they accept all kinds of fuktards so i wouldn't view them as special.

Is militia the term used for a bunch of inbreds that travel cross country because they finally got a chance to stand up to the big bad gov with all their AR-15s and what not camped out on bridges etc? Scale 1/10 how special do you think those people felt lol. I'm guessing atleast a 12 they are american heros

MERIKA



Whats it have to do with the 2nd amendment? Did all those people get in trouble for being out there or something I didn't hear anything about that
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on April 28, 2014, 12:55:49 PM
LEO = Law Enforcement Officer

IL concealed Carry laws are quite strict (FOID card.. etc)

MI has a "shall issue" law.
simply put, the "gun board" has to have a reason to deny your right based on specific violations etc
if you're not a bad guy, you are allowed to carry concealed with a permit

and Open carry is permitted for anyone who is not otherwise forbidden to own firearms (felons.. etc)

Quote
Is militia the term used for a bunch of inbreds that travel cross country because they finally got a chance to stand up to the big bad gov with all their AR-15s and what not

in this case... I'm afraid so
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: funyun on April 28, 2014, 01:03:39 PM
Doesn't seem that strict  ???

https://ccl4illinois.com/ccw/public/home.aspx
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Mad Dog on April 29, 2014, 06:25:35 AM
I'm not saying that as a slam to funners..
just as an observation of our social circles

in my world, many of my peers carry a pistol everywhere they go.. it totally normal behavior..
in his world, it is just LEO's and "special" people who are allowed

so someone (feebly) attempting to stand up for the constitution of the US would seem totally off the wall to him
around here, Vegetarians, anti-gunners and tree huggers are very uncommon
it's kind of neat if you think about it on a social level.

I disagree that it's bound entirely to social circles.  My upbringing was full of guns and hunting and lots of my hometown friends and family have CCW, my father included.  Lots of people in the small mixed blue/white collar town carry despite the violent crime rate and minority population being laughably low.

Meanwhile I live in a city of 750k, over 1million with the burbs, and a much higher violent crime rate than all but the most dangerous parts of Michigan.  It would seem that with my upbringing and my living conditions that I would have more objective justification for carrying yet I do not feel a need to.

in my world, many of my peers carry a pistol everywhere they go.. it totally normal behavior..

Silly question for you I'm sure, but why?  I assume it's not primarily because of peer pressure and because "everybody does it" but perhaps those societal norms have ingrained upon you a level of fear or caution that may not translate to other social groups or locations.

That being said..
YES..I agree this guy is a tool that broke the law.. and deserves all the fines and shit he caught for it..
I am very interested in how this turns out..

the good cause portion would be the 2nd amendment
Quote
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

they formed a militia to hold back the Government, and set a precident for future situations with similar circumstances.
right or wrong.. it happened..
all those people came to the defense of this half wit
I assume MANY of them were mis-informed on the WHOLE story
and that would be why many have left his side

so... someone defending the constitution is IMO a good cause

I fail to see how Clive's situation has anything to do with second amendment rights or presents any type of responsible citizenship.  The reason we have an electorate and a democratic society is that the will of the people should be done.  If Clive has any legitimate concerns then the proper course of action is to take up his concerns with his local government and attempt to change any undesirable policies through legislation or to take public office himself.  Recall that the taxation of tea and the resulting Boston Tea Party was an issue borne out of a lack of representation in the law making body that implemented these tax laws, not that a use or goods tax was fundamentally untenable.

If the call of the far right is to tell those who don't like America to leave it then selectively disobeying laws and forming armed groups (which are anything BUT well-regulated) because they simply do not agree with them or would cost them money should be tantamount to treason.  instead he's heralded as a patriot, and while the organizations that cannot afford to look racist have abandoned him there are many members of those organizations who share most or all of his views in private regardless of big media backing. 

More often than not I find I simply do not understand people.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on April 29, 2014, 08:19:50 AM
guns make people feel safe, and more often, just makes some feel tough. Or more american because they take one amendment literally. Meaning, since the government in 1776 said I could have guns, that means I need 1000 of them IMMEDIATELY or I am NOT american. so dumb.

no different than driving a Hummer. do you always need to drive through 6ft of water and survive a landmine explosion? not really, but you "could" and it makes you look/feel like a badass having that "nothing can stop me" feeling.  :) depending on the audience of course...

same for guns.  but, those guys who carry bucketloads of cash and valuable items...yeah I'd carry one. no arguments there....

I just think it SHOULD be difficult to attain one. SO smarter people have them and try harder to get them., making it a more exclusive club....and then give them more rights to brandish them. You know, people who can actually help...not just camo-clad crazies with dixie flag tattoos just praying someone tries to rob the 7-11 while theyre in there, so they can open fire on the whole world :lol:

just my view from growing up partially in silicon valley, and here in hillbilly heaven... some people need them, MOST don't. I'd like to carry one but don't feel the need. The only reason I WOULD, is to protect myself from the fuktards around here who DO.  LOL those guys wishing for the fall of modern society, so they can live like it's 1776 again. :rofl:

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on April 29, 2014, 08:45:29 AM
I am amending my post above.

to simplify....


I think you totally should be able to carry...just with a few prerequisite rules.

1: you cannot wear camo or a dixie flag.
2: you must be a clean person, groom yourself for cripes sake.
3: your vehicle cannot have camo or a dixie flag on it anywhere.
4: no bumper stickers saying how much smarter you are than any government official.(if you are, go be one)
5: no overalls.
6: just don't be a crazy scary lookin person. in general.
7: must be high school graduate. Or at least prove you are smart enough to have done so.
8: keep your car clean. Mud does not make you look cool.
9: If you use the bible to argue about guns, you are relieved of your licens to carry said weapon.
10: its not 1776 anymore. Do not argue with me like the amendment has any bearing on todays society, other than the
      freedom to acknowledge it.  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on April 29, 2014, 09:01:59 AM
I am amending my post above.

to simplify....


I think you totally should be able to carry...just with a few prerequisite rules.

1: you cannot wear camo or a dixie flag.
2: you must be a clean person, groom yourself for cripes sake.
3: your vehicle cannot have camo or a dixie flag on it anywhere.
4: no bumper stickers saying how much smarter you are than any government official.(if you are, go be one)
5: no overalls.
6: just don't be a crazy scary lookin person. in general.
7: must be high school graduate. Or at least prove you are smart enough to have done so.
8: keep your car clean. Mud does not make you look cool.
9: If you use the bible to argue about guns, you are relieved of your licens to carry said weapon.
10: its not 1776 anymore. Do not argue with me like the amendment has any bearing on todays society, other than the
      freedom to acknowledge it.  :thumbs:


Can't wear camo? I forgot.. Your affliction shirts are that much cooler...
Groom yourself? did you have a problem with ZZ Top?
No problem with the dixie flags. I agree there..
no overalls... wtf.
Don't be scary looking in general.. what does that even mean?
pretty sure mud all over your truck DOES look cool!
You're correct that it's not 1776 anymore BUT.. The problem is.. if they were to change that then what leave them from changing any of the other amendments?
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: funyun on April 29, 2014, 09:48:46 AM
Speaking of this story a kid on my FB  from HS is at the bundy ranch now and posted pic of him standing with his AR :facepalm: Guess you wrong on your assumptions hefe :lol: Theres all kinds of gun toting morons from around here
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Mad Dog on April 29, 2014, 10:10:15 AM
I am amending my post above.

to simplify....


I think you totally should be able to carry...just with a few prerequisite rules.

10: its not 1776 anymore. Do not argue with me like the amendment has any bearing on todays society, other than the
      freedom to acknowledge it.  :thumbs:

You're correct that it's not 1776 anymore BUT.. The problem is.. if they were to change that then what leave them from changing any of the other amendments?

They Constitution and the Bill of Rights are living documents and are not absolute.  This is why we are granted the ability to amend the Constitution and why the President nominates and Congress approves Supreme Court officials to interpret it.

Article 1, Section 2 is a perfect example of an aspect of the Constitution which was valid in 1776 and simply arcane by modern standards.  Amendments 15 and 19 were required to ensure the expansion of voting rights beyond white, male landowners.  Our society changes and while I don't believe that the Second Amendment should be revoked, repealed or overridden I do think that it is subject to a changing society in the same way that the rest of the document has been subject to.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on April 29, 2014, 10:11:05 AM
whoa whoa WHOA!


affliction shirts? NEVER EVER IN A BAJILLION YEARS! I HATE THEM. did you assume I did? I hate you if so. :lol:

I should say, if you are guilty of MORE than one of those, THEN you are DQ'd  :rofl:

Mud on truck briefly after an awesome day of mudding... fine.  coolness, leaving it forever, then adding more mud is laziness.

overalls...yeah I have to draw the line. If we allow it...those are like sweatpants for rednecks. :lol: then you have the guys with no shirts, and overalls....

and i didnt say no beards. I mean groom what you have. ZZ top are clean people.  they can have guns.

all those...Im really just saying: if you dont care about yourself, how am I to believe you care about others enough to be careful with your weapon? be smart, get gun. period. be filthy, and stupid, you dont. sorry.

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OK, for real though. I get lost on the DONT TOUCH MY CONSTITUTION argument. because...its been changed many times... so... if we cant touch it....why did we already?

amendments ARE change, thats the definition of the word AMEND LOL. basically, you are arguing that you only want something that was already changed to begin with...

SO you dont want to change them? if we cant AMEND something...then we must strike ALL previous AMENDments down.. IMMEDIATELY. otherwise you cant argue that changing them is bad. hell the right to bear arms everyone cries about IS an amendment. should we have not done that? if we apply this logic, you would have never had that law in the 1700's thus no crying about it right now.

go look them all up,  we amended them because they were wrong or not current....why is it not ok to do that now? voting rights...slavery, the 13th AMENDMENT, should we have NOT made that AMENDment?


point is: why is AMENDing things considered bad juju now? Id say they are "mostly" good. minus the alcohol one... LOL obviously!

Follow the constitution, yes, ABSOLUTELY!!!!!  but it was written in a different time. So it must be allowed to be updated for current developments. you know.... like Windows. Sometimes we ferk it up, but we have to try.  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


I have the same argument with the bible by the way. just because something is old, doesn't make it right.  :shrug:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on April 29, 2014, 10:20:30 AM
Ignore nearly all my post, and just read this...

QUOTE MD:

Our society changes and while I don't believe that the Second Amendment should be revoked, repealed or overridden I do think that it is subject to a changing society in the same way that the rest of the document has been subject to.


he said what I was saying, but in one coherent sentence :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on April 29, 2014, 02:01:53 PM
I guess the problem with that sort of thinking is difficult to explain

there are those out there that brandish their weapons all over Facebook, and THAT makes them stupid
not the fact that he bought an AR or AK.. lets face it.. they are a HOOT to shoot!
if you have never shot an "evil assault weapon" then you are missing out on one of the biggest smiles you will ever experience.
that dipshit on FB probably changes his status all the time to let everyone know he just shit..
or adds pics all the time cause he is under the misunderstanding that anyone gives a shit
most people are NOT that important, and the world doesn't need updates regularly of his life

and MD
just so we are clear..
I am in NO WAY Supporting that dumbass in NV
and regardless if we feel this a 2nd amendment issue or not.. it is being sold by the media as one..

as for carry...
I wear a seatbelt, and hope I never need it
I wear a helmet.. and hope I never need it
and I carry a pistol and hope I never need it

Peels..
legally speaking (in Michigan anyway)
defending the cash drawer at 7-11 is not justification to brandish your weapon
defending your own pocket full of cash is also not just cause
if you can diffuse the situation by giving up your money, that would be the most desirable course of action
for the most part.. your life has to be in danger
of course any lawyer would argue that you thought you were in danger

Funyun
you have long been known as the kid that spews blanket hatred for everyone on forums..
just to try to get a rise out of people. you are not as crafty as you think you are.
so, your feeble attempt to paint all gun owners as redneck morons falls on deaf ears
for the most part, I take your opinions with a grain of salt
but... for some reason we still like you

do redneck morons own guns..
yep!
do respectable law-abiding citizens (like Randy, your dad and myself) also own guns.. yep
and owning a firearm, or possessing a CPL (CCW) does not make someone a redneck or a bad person.

I have no argument for that assface in NV..
best I can tell, he broke the law, and doesn't want to pay the fees/fines
but what do I know..?

I CERTAINLY do not follow the news/Facebook/twitter at all!
and I have little to no interest in starting now!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: funyun on April 29, 2014, 02:35:57 PM

Funyun
you have long been known as the kid that spews blanket hatred for everyone on forums..
just to try to get a rise out of people. you are not as crafty as you think you are.
so, your feeble attempt to paint all gun owners as redneck morons falls on deaf ears
for the most part, I take your opinions with a grain of salt
but... for some reason we still like you

do redneck morons own guns..
yep!
do respectable law-abiding citizens (like Randy, your dad and myself) also own guns.. yep
and owning a firearm, or possessing a CPL (CCW) does not make someone a redneck or a bad person.

I have no argument for that assface in NV..
best I can tell, he broke the law, and doesn't want to pay the fees/fines
but what do I know..?

I CERTAINLY do not follow the news/Facebook/twitter at all!
and I have little to no interest in starting now!

I must have missed the part where i mentioned all people with guns are redneck morons, I wouldn't really classify my dad as a redneck :lol:. I did say all those people out in NV are redneck morons because they are and thats just a fact. Any "respectable" law abiding citizens with firearms as you speak of wouldn't be out there wasting their time thinking they are a bunch of american heros or something.

BTW he doesnt post on FB very often and when he does its just a bunch of anti-cop and government bullshit. Just thought I'd throw him in on the thread since you think that everyone from around here must be some anti-gun plant eating homo or something and thats swaying my opinion on the subject.

blanket hatred? My blankets are full of love


I now leave you with this video of a raccoon on a leash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCBPcTouVhw
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on April 29, 2014, 02:38:14 PM
you arent missing anything, really. FB is fine once you learn to tune out the blah. and zero in on teh LOL's



 it REALLY feels like gun people head out every single day in search of invisible persecution. And when they dont find it, they invent it. Makes them feel "BIG"  ive never ONCE read a story where the government is knocking on doors to take weapons...but somehow, someway, it gets spun into rumours that is going to happen immediately. Then people get all steelly, with pry them, outta my cold dead hands picket signs....and start hoarding gun paraphernalia... this behavior in turn, drives up ammo and weaponry prices. And keeps me outta the sport. shut up and play with your guns already.


religious zealots do this too though. ALOT Persecution can solidify beliefs...

actually MANY people do this with whatever it is that  floats their boats...I try really hard not to, because its seriously annoying.


"defending the cash drawer at 7-11 is not justification to brandish your weapon"

I do not mean the cash drawer.... I mean the fact that you carry much cash makes you a BIG target(you are in the way of the cash drawer), in which a weapon will help you defend yourself. Saving your cash is a happy byproduct. Someone crazed enough to rob you, probably wont see your life as valuable enough to consider not doing this, and you become collateral damage.

when you say you "carry but hope you dont need it" i have much trouble comparing guns to seatbelts....guns were invented to kill. Seatbelts invented to save. completely different. lol

anyways, what are these "need" situations that one might fantasize about, when choosing to be armed all the time, just in case? shootout at a liquor store? knocking grandmas outta the way to get the furby on black friday? :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Geo on April 29, 2014, 02:53:08 PM
funyun made a volcano for his science project in the 5th grade, id say hes pretty damn crafty.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on April 29, 2014, 02:55:26 PM
I think you're also missing out on the point of FB Hefe.. I don't post pictures because I want to please everyone that I'm friends with.. It's to let those that I care about, be able to keep up with me, when they can't celebrate, or do something else with me. That's not the purpose of this.. It's just beating a dead horse. But you're also talking about something you don't really understand.

Hefe
"and regardless if we feel this a 2nd amendment issue or not.. it is being sold by the media as one.."
WAT? I know you don't pay attention to the news often.. Am I missing something???? Because I'm missing how this is a 2nd amendment issue? I don't know if you're wtching fox news or something.. But I'm yet to hear that this is about our rights to bear arms?

"I wear a seatbelt, and hope I never need it"
I wear a seatbelt... because it's the law. Not because I hope I never need it. I don't want to pay the BS fine of $150. lol

"if you can diffuse the situation by giving up your money, that would be the most desirable course of action"
The problem with this thought is... People who have guns are too much of a pussy now to even get in a fight.. Oh shit.. guy punched me in my face. nose bleeding. I'm fearing for my life.. it's way easier to just pull a gun and be like back off...  I want to state.. I carry.....

"and owning a firearm, or possessing a CPL (CCW) does not make someone a redneck or a bad person."
The problem is.... like any subculture.. It's those ones who are the biggest and most vocal people. Which in turn.. they become "the voice" of it.whether us "law-abiding citicens" like it or not.


". you are not as crafty as you think you are."
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL


Funnerz:
"Any "respectable" law abiding citizens with firearms as you speak of wouldn't be out there wasting their time thinking they are a bunch of american heros or something"
+1
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on April 29, 2014, 03:01:15 PM
Guns were invented to kill?
???

that's like saying cars were invented to kill
or ball bats
or knives

c'mon peels

guns have MANY uses, not just for bad people to do bad things

way more guns are used lawfully every day than not

many cars on the road make it from point a to point b without incident
and my evil guns have never let themselves out their holsters/case/safe and harmed anyone.

my big problem here is the blanket mentality saying "gun people" do this.. or do that

when in reality, NORMAL people like me or Randy own guns.. shoot for fun... don't get all crazy with the stupid NV shit
(wow.. I just said Randy and I were normal.... ??? )
I think the VAST majority of law-abiding gun owners are NOT the crazy gun waiving whacko-s you see on the news

anymore than Peels is a stupid "drunk boat guy" .. you know the type
but rather .. a family guy that is interested in safe fun recreational boating with his wife and kids while wearing his favorite "affliction shirt"
Boats were made for needed transportation and have evolved into recreational vessels.
Guns were made as hunting/defensive tools, and have also evolved into recreational items
some bad (or sick) people use them to do harm, or make a stupid political statement.. but that doesn't mean everyone does

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on April 29, 2014, 03:08:43 PM
Hefer, Have you ever researched 'why' guns were invented? I know that it's a wiki page.. But you're being blinded by something bigger if you think otherwise.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_firearm

"and my evil guns have never let themselves out their holsters/case/safe and harmed anyone."
That isn't the intent of these statements. You're right. A tool by itself won't harm anything. BUT. like anything in life.. Leave it to a few idiots to FERK it all up for the rest of us.
How this turned from being a racial issue to a 2nd amendment issue is funny. My thing is... It's far too easy for people to get a gun. I'm all for everyone having guns. Shoot til your fingers fall off..
It's the crazies that are doing this... no not all of them are using "their" guns. There's just not enough care in storage or anything with them.
When I have a kid (eventually) you bet I'm going to have my guns locked up and I'll be damned if they ever get the combo til they can get thier own shit.

I'm normal !!!! WOOOOO
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on April 29, 2014, 03:13:53 PM
Guns were invented to kill?
???

that's like saying cars were invented to kill
or ball bats
or knives

c'mon peels

guns have MANY uses, not just for bad people to do bad things

way more guns are used lawfully every day than not

many cars on the road make it from point a to point b without incident
and my evil guns have never let themselves out their holsters/case/safe and harmed anyone.

my big problem here is the blanket mentality saying "gun people" do this.. or do that

when in reality, NORMAL people like me or Randy own guns.. shoot for fun... don't get all crazy with the stupid NV shit
(wow.. I just said Randy and I were normal.... ??? )
I think the VAST majority of law-abiding gun owners are NOT the crazy gun waiving whacko-s you see on the news

anymore than Peels is a stupid "drunk boat guy" .. you know the type
but rather .. a family guy that is interested in safe fun recreational boating with his wife and kids while wearing his favorite "affliction shirt"
Boats were made for needed transportation and have evolved into recreational vessels.
Guns were made as hunting/defensive tools, and have also evolved into recreational items
some bad (or sick) people use them to do harm, or make a stupid political statement.. but that doesn't mean everyone does

what!!! :lol:

guns invented to kill other human beings and or animals.

their BYPRODUCT is protecting yourself, and keeping yourself nourished.

cars invented to travel move people
boats invented to travel move people

GUNS KILL THINGS. lol  I understand that people kill people. not guns. but...Ive never read about anyone murdered with a seatbelt.

LOL

teh fact that guns DO kill things is what makes them cool, and gives them their power.



TOTALLY AGREE that not all gun owners are whackos....

and since were on the subject:

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/police-injured-shootings-ga-fedex-hub-23512268

the nuts will grab ahold of this, and use it as a platform as to why the should have MORE guns...

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Geo on April 29, 2014, 03:16:40 PM
comparing things designed to kill with things that can be used to kill with, seems legit.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on April 29, 2014, 03:18:16 PM
I've already elaborated on what part of the 2nd amendment is being touted here (and I agree.. it's not about that.. but the crazy FERK heads say it is)

Quote
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State

these crazy bastards don't believe in the authority of the federal government.. THAT has been WELL documented by both conservative and liberal media


Randy.. you are right.. I REALLY don't understand the fascination with most social media outlets
other than like a small business say.. like Fader's graphics biz using it to showcase the work you do.. pretty handy for that
and I am 100% sure my store would gain business with a FB account, but fielding questions on FB about why someone's computer isn't working is NOT something I want to do.
strangely...
I kinda get why a famous person would Tweet
you have thousands of fans.. you want to keep them updated.. I get that

why my brother changes his "status" or "checks in" at every restaurant we visit.. or why he checks his FB while are in the garage is beyond me!
why people share every mundane minute of their lives is inconceivable to me


you DO understand Randy.. that I am painting with a broad brush here
every FB user is NOT that person
every boat owner is not a drunk asshole
Every gun owner is NOT those crazy assholes you see in NV



Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on April 29, 2014, 03:19:02 PM
I missed the affliction shirt reference.

assholes  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:







Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on April 29, 2014, 03:21:35 PM
its an apples to apples thing...

also, if anyone tries again to compare guns to doctors by saying more people died in doctors care than via gun violence


YOU ARE STUPID AND I CANNOT CONVERSE WITH YOU.

the people in the doctors care...yeah they were gonna die anyways, they dont count.  he was saving him. failing to save, is ABSOLUTELY not the same as killing on purpose. :lol:

maybe doctors should just stop saving people.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: funyun on April 29, 2014, 03:22:25 PM
I've already elaborated on what part of the 2nd amendment is being touted here (and I agree.. it's not about that.. but the crazy FERK heads say it is)

Quote
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State

these crazy bastards don't believe in the authority of the federal government.. THAT has been WELL documented by both conservative and liberal media


Randy.. you are right.. I REALLY don't understand the fascination with most social media outlets
other than like a small business say.. like Fader's graphics biz using it to showcase the work you do.. pretty handy for that
and I am 100% sure my store would gain business with a FB account, but fielding questions on FB about why someone's computer isn't working is NOT something I want to do.
strangely...
I kinda get why a famous person would Tweet
you have thousands of fans.. you want to keep them updated.. I get that

why my brother changes his "status" or "checks in" at every restaurant we visit.. or why he checks his FB while are in the garage is beyond me!
why people share every mundane minute of their lives is inconceivable to me


you DO understand Randy.. that I am painting with a broad brush here
every FB user is NOT that person
every boat owner is not a drunk asshole
Every gun owner is NOT those crazy assholes you see in NV

How come you get the broad brush and I don't
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on April 29, 2014, 03:27:57 PM
Funnerz:
"Any "respectable" law abiding citizens with firearms as you speak of wouldn't be out there wasting their time thinking they are a bunch of american heros or something"
+1

+2
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on April 29, 2014, 03:28:28 PM
I've already elaborated on what part of the 2nd amendment is being touted here (and I agree.. it's not about that.. but the crazy FERK heads say it is)

Quote
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State

these crazy bastards don't believe in the authority of the federal government.. THAT has been WELL documented by both conservative and liberal media


Randy.. you are right.. I REALLY don't understand the fascination with most social media outlets
other than like a small business say.. like Fader's graphics biz using it to showcase the work you do.. pretty handy for that
and I am 100% sure my store would gain business with a FB account, but fielding questions on FB about why someone's computer isn't working is NOT something I want to do.
strangely...
I kinda get why a famous person would Tweet
you have thousands of fans.. you want to keep them updated.. I get that

why my brother changes his "status" or "checks in" at every restaurant we visit.. or why he checks his FB while are in the garage is beyond me!
why people share every mundane minute of their lives is inconceivable to me


you DO understand Randy.. that I am painting with a broad brush here
every FB user is NOT that person
every boat owner is not a drunk asshole
Every gun owner is NOT those crazy assholes you see in NV

How come you get the broad brush and I don't

we all paint with a broad brush. no taping the edges either. splatter that shit all over the molding
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on April 29, 2014, 03:31:52 PM
ERMAHGERD hawt
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on April 29, 2014, 03:34:53 PM
nice metaphor to my political views  :rofl:

gotta get that detail brush out sometimes...fill in the gaps..  :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on April 29, 2014, 03:45:37 PM
also, if anyone tries again to compare guns to doctors by saying more people died in doctors care than via gun violence

wtf is "gun violence" ???

if someone stabs some else is that "knife violence"
or hit and run is "car violence"
if you punch someone is that "fist violence"
:raptorrally: <-- wiener violence?
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on April 29, 2014, 03:56:45 PM
gun violence=shooting in anger or on accident, not self defense. I have seen that point argued by many. DRIECTLY from gun clubs with thousands of members... they deserve the broad brush lol.



and wiener violence is THE most dangerous thing on the planet. on many levels.

rape is bad. (mostly) :rofl: at least not on the dunes.

but people having kids they dont want then not taking care of them is worse.

weiners should be locked up long before guns.  :rofl: Im loling but thats truth. Id rather idiots have guns than children. :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on April 29, 2014, 04:02:25 PM
gun violence=shooting in anger or on accident, not self defense.

that seems like Just Violence to me..
I don't see where the gun deserves the negative connotation

again.. if someone kills or wounds with a knife, why is it not "knife violence"?
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Geo on April 29, 2014, 05:09:47 PM
i got dick paint on a squirrel
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: preddy08 on April 29, 2014, 07:16:27 PM
Ok, I read half this gun discussion on the shitter at work today and wanted to chime in. Excuse me if I'm restating some things from earlier.

I grew up in "hick" town Nebraska where everyone hunts and owns guns. Its just the way of life around here. Somehow I've managed to establish my own views. I know how to handle them, I've shot in matches, I've been hunting, hell, my uncle owns a gun shop in central Nebraska. I see absolutely no reason to own a military style large capacity rifle. Sure you can hunt with them and you can take them to the range, but by and large they were made to kill humans. It amazes me how easy it is to get this style of weapon. We need to do SOMETHING to make it more difficult to buy. I laugh at people that say you can use a AR for hunting. Who in their right mind would take a AR out hunting deer. Only other thing AR's and AK's are good for is taking them out into a field and wasting 50 bucks in ammo. BTW, I've shot tons of high dollar assault riffles. Its boring they all go boom and send lead down range. I just don't get it.

 I have a slight problem with people with their CCW permits. Most of my friends have their CCW's and I don't under stand why. Why do you need to take a gun to date night with your wife? WTF are the chances you'll actually need it. If you really need it, chances are its just going to make the situation worse. Are you really going to shoot a person that's robbing a 711? Sure that person is a total POS, but is a human life worth a few hundred bucks. Chances are that guy has a wife, children, mom..... Why not let the person get the money he so needs. I feel in a life time of carrying a gun with you its going to get you into more trouble than what its worth. Just look at police officers. They have extensive training on when to use deadly force and frequently get it wrong. What makes you think all these yahoos and their CCW's are going to do in a high pressure situation?

My inlaws hate that I don't have a pistol in the household. "what are you going to do if someone breaks into your house" I'll tell that person to take all my shit and leave.....hell I'll help him carry it out the door. Chances are I wont be able to get to my pistol before the confrontation. I did the research years ago and when a gun is brandished during a home invasion the out come isn't pretty (I forget the actual stats). I will never have a gun by my bed side. I'm not that person, and its just not safe.
When people ask me WHAT IF someone holds you at gun point and rapes your wife. I always try to play the "what are the chances" argument. How often does this happen? I don't want to run my life that way. Always holding a gun JUST IN CASE.

I wear a seat belt because its easy and the odds are greater I'll be in a accident. If you go to the casino and you know the odd are you're going to win 10 grand on betting 7, what are you going to do?
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Mad Dog on April 29, 2014, 08:35:18 PM
gun violence=shooting in anger or on accident, not self defense.

that seems like Just Violence to me..
I don't see where the gun deserves the negative connotation

again.. if someone kills or wounds with a knife, why is it not "knife violence"?

It is knife violence.  Take a look at this graph and guess why you hear about "gun violence" more than "knife violence".

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/20/Ushomicidesbyweapon.svg)

In 2012 for every homicide carried out with a knife or sharp object there were 5 homicides carried out with a firearm.

I use 2012 because that seems to be the most recent year with good data available on the web, not because it was especially bad.  In fact, according to some sources 2012 is still the lowest gun homicide rate since the early 1980's.  I only included homicide because quite frankly the numbers for "violent crime" in general are larger than I wish to work with and the suicide rates are absolutely through the roof.

Sources (among many): http://www.theguardian.com/news/datablog/2013/sep/17/gun-crime-statistics-by-us-state
http://cdn.factcheck.org/UploadedFiles/2012/12/FirearmFacts.png

Since JFK was assassinated in 1968 more people have died from gun related homicides in this country than the total number of US military casualties in every war since and including the Revolutionary War.  We as citizens are killing each other with guns at better than twice the rate that foreign aggressors can manage.  While I don't necessarily think that means we shouldn't be permitted to own guns at all I do believe that fact is indicative of a problem in our culture and the way we handle them. 

Source: http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2013/jan/18/mark-shields/pbs-commentator-mark-shields-says-more-killed-guns/

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: funyun on April 30, 2014, 06:11:02 AM
Would wieners be under the blunt object category
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on April 30, 2014, 08:01:24 AM
Naw, they only destroy. :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on April 30, 2014, 08:37:14 AM
Would wieners be under the blunt object category

mine is sharp like an exact-o  :rofl: cut glass with that bitch

and well said preddy.

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on April 30, 2014, 09:02:31 AM
gun violence=shooting in anger or on accident, not self defense.

that seems like Just Violence to me..
I don't see where the gun deserves the negative connotation

again.. if someone kills or wounds with a knife, why is it not "knife violence"?

murder is murder.  lol. People will kill each other with or without guns. forever. But a 9mm handgun will kill someone just as easy if not easier than an automatic machine gun. I dont want to take guns away, just draw the line, and define the laws.

to assume they are NOT weapons is silly. they are made to kill. end of story. That is why they are cool, and have power over people.

Seriously when I pick up my rifle(tiny one even), I feel like a bad ass, because its awesome, goes bang, and can kill many things-I admit that...... probably not consciously, but in my left brain, this is happening. happens to everyone. happens to me on motorcycles especially, you revert to animal brain.  "the right hand corrupts"


now, someone who may have grown up around guns and handled them their whole life like toys, may or may not get that. It is natural for them. I did not. And therefore I do not see that owning an automatic weapon was EVER part of the forefathers of our countries' intention of the 2nd amendment. The intention is: if you need it to be safe, and/or feed yourself, you may keep it. Not, if you need to waste 5000 bullets this weekend pretending the government is attacking you it should be your right. just doesnt compute for me. the line needs to be drawn.

Unfortunately, those people refuse to see it this way, because if you even remotely mention that an amendment is flawed, you are unamerican, and they shut down. Immediately assuming you are a gun stealing liberal whack job.

Conversely, When I open the knife drawer, i'm thinking, jeez I wanna cut my steak, or spread peanut butter on my super sweet PBJ sammich. I rarely feel like a badass. :lol:

Some people, a rare few, DO grab ahold of a knife and flip out and go caveman. remember OJ? :lol:

but I guarantee, if those people had a gun, theyd use it first
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on April 30, 2014, 09:44:29 AM
Some people, a rare few, DO grab ahold of a knife and flip out and go caveman. remember OJ? :lol:

THE GLOVE DIDNT FIT DAMMIT!!!!!

Depending on what kind of knife... I feel like  badass at times. :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Mad Dog on April 30, 2014, 10:14:34 AM
Would wieners be under the blunt object category

My sources indicate that yes, death by penile bludgeoning would be categorized as a "blunt object" homicide. ;)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on April 30, 2014, 11:00:51 AM
Some people, a rare few, DO grab ahold of a knife and flip out and go caveman. remember OJ? :lol:

THE GLOVE DIDNT FIT DAMMIT!!!!!

Depending on what kind of knife... I feel like  badass at times. :lol:

this is True...I have a powdercoated black one thats about 9" long and cuts through fish like buttah. Makes me wanna wear a headband and sew my own wounds closed.  :rofl:

and...

Would wieners be under the blunt object category

My sources indicate that yes, death by penile bludgeoning would be categorized as a "blunt object" homicide. ;)

ah yes....Raptorsource Rally Homicide. thats  how I wanna go out!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on April 30, 2014, 01:00:55 PM
excellent post MD..

well written and as usual well thought out..

the problem with *most people when discussing this topic, they would assume that if there were NO guns at all, then those homicides would have never happened.
and that could be partially true, specifically those that were "heat of the moment" type murders.
or maybe some of those that were successful kills, would have been injuries instead.
but.. those murderers would have still committed the (a) crime

but the way I see it..
you can't blame the hammer for a bad contractor.. or the wrench for a bad mechanic ..it's just the tool you chose..
the responsibility lies in the individual, not his tool of choice.

and Preddy..
it is sad to me that you don't enjoy shooting..
it is one of my favorite things to do..
not because I feel powerful, or "like a bad ass" as Peels said.. but just because it's a great form of competition between me and my brother (or friends)
doesn't matter if we shoot targets, or skeet/trap.. whatever.. puts a smile on my face.
I'm really not into hunting anymore..
not sure why, but it's just not something that turns my crank
I DID just kill a damn woodchuck that was tearing up my yard though (pellet rifle)

I have NEVER picked up a gun and thought "I have more power now".. that is just juvenile and stupid.

I totally respect that you don't want any firearms in your house, and that doesn't offend/bother/disturb me in any way
you are still one of my peeps.. not sure why your in-laws take it so personally.
I feel VERY confident that if someone breaks in your house and rapes your wife, you WILL defend her to the best of your abilities.. you're a big guy.. that poor fucker will have his hands full! ball bat.. chair.. crowbar... something will happen to that shitbag.
your in-laws need to simma down

I don't see any logic in restricting someone to ownership of any type of gun, based on the Gun's merits.. based on the PERSON... HELL YEA!
if someone wants a Barrett 50Cal.. by all means! (can I shoot it plz?)
Gatling gun... go for it!
there are way more people trusted with way more deadly weapons every day.. like Semi-trucks, aircraft, hell... even cars.
every truck driver in the world has the potential to kill you EVERYTIME you get near them.. swerve.. thud.. dead
and his chances of survival are fairly high. but.. we trust them literally with our lives and trust that they will obey the law, not speed, or drive too tired.. drunk.. high.. etc

I think some of this discussion might be based on ignorance..
example..
In Michigan anyway..
someone breaks into your house to steal your TV, you can't just shoot them..
or at least you are gonna have a ton of legal battles ahead of you..
your life or that of your loved ones has be in danger (rape counts too)
if the guy says "ima seal this TV.. don't move".. seems to me your not in much danger
just a TV.. not worth someone's life

if someone is robbing the 7-11, and you are not in danger you can-not legally shoot them.. that's called murder, and that is not legal.
you HAVE to be in danger
if the bad guy shoots the clerk (or another patron), then you are in reasonable danger... fire away!
(of course a good lawyer will have many ways to twist every situation)

my views all boil down to this..
it is the individuals responsibility not to break the law.. EVERY LAW

it really has little to matter to me what tool he chose to use
in fact.. if someone is shooting at me, I would MUCH rather they use a AR15 than a shotgun!
Shotguns are some scary shit!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on April 30, 2014, 01:23:48 PM
wow.. here is something I didn't forsee..

look at your respective state's murders..
HUGE difference

with Saginaw, Detroit and worst of all Flint being in Michigan, you might be able to understand why Michigan residents are so concerned with their safety
keep in mind, I am 10 miles from Saginaw, and 30 from Flint (Phucker lives very close to Flint)
about 50 from Detroit as the crow flies
 
http://www.fbi.gov/about-us/cjis/ucr/crime-in-the-u.s/2012/crime-in-the-u.s.-2012/tables/20tabledatadecpdf

according to this chart, we have almost as many killed by hands/feet as Nebraska has total murders (Iowa too)
MN is slightly more violent than IA and NE, but still quite mild
Ohio, has a bit of a bigger problem, but still not near MI caliber

what this (incredibly off the topic) discussion might boil down to is location, location, location

holy shit.. look at CA..
good thing Guns are banned there
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Geo on April 30, 2014, 01:35:49 PM
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Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on April 30, 2014, 02:06:39 PM
look at California!

good thing Guns are banned there


 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

YEAH!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: funyun on April 30, 2014, 02:10:46 PM
wow.. here is something I didn't forsee..

look at your respective state's murders..
HUGE difference

with Saginaw, Detroit and worst of all Flint being in Michigan, you might be able to understand why Michigan residents are so concerned with their safety
keep in mind, I am 10 miles from Saginaw, and 30 from Flint (Phucker lives very close to Flint)
about 50 from Detroit as the crow flies
 
http://www.fbi.gov/about-us/cjis/ucr/crime-in-the-u.s/2012/crime-in-the-u.s.-2012/tables/20tabledatadecpdf

according to this chart, we have almost as many killed by hands/feet as Nebraska has total murders (Iowa too)
MN is slightly more violent than IA and NE, but still quite mild
Ohio, has a bit of a bigger problem, but still not near MI caliber

what this (incredibly off the topic) discussion might boil down to is location, location, location

holy shit.. look at CA..
good thing Guns are banned there


Are you saying to look at CA beause it has 4x the population of MI but by the chart only a little over 2x the firearm murders  ???
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: preddy08 on April 30, 2014, 02:24:26 PM
On my phone and I'll keep this short. I have a friend of a friend that lives in Europe(where guns are banned). She wanted to come visit the states, but was legitimatly scared of all the gun nuts in the US.

I think we all can agree, stereotypes exist for a reason. Its just shitty that the US is getting pegged with this violent gun toteing immage.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on April 30, 2014, 02:33:00 PM
No funners.. I was saying HOLY SHIT.. look at CA

those are some big numbers in general (and yes.. I realize LA is a VERY large part of those numbers)
but I find it odd that Handguns are very difficult to own legally and they had 900 handgun murders alone in 2012

its funny how so many people lump legal ownership of guns to amount of murders.. when the 2 are VERY disconnected

Tell your friend to come to NE Preddy.. looks pretty calm there (homicide wise)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on April 30, 2014, 02:42:52 PM
may sound funny, and you may not believe it heffer....

but. I am on your side. All I am trying to do here, is differentiate between YOU(or folks like you) and the gun nut crazies.

you are not that guy.  :thumbs:

Never said we should ban guns....but you aren't gonna convince me that Jesus and/or the constitution said you should have m16's. that is bs. when that law was written, we didnt have huge magazines, and automatics. and you certainly couldnt buy 500 of them, and go to walmart and buy 5000 rounds to shoot for no reason.



but...I will disagree about not feeling powerful.... if guns didnt shoot big holes in things and go bang, there wouldnt be the "Sport" or competition you are talking about. Its just on a subconscious level. Not saying you become a ham fisted fuktard :lol: But...Every dood has it. to an extent ..Not much different from riding quads, wrestling alleygaterz-lifting weights... whatever man thing trips your trigger go do it....Hey, if dunes wasn't dangerous, would we ever have done it? (all showersects aside of course) Just don't come at me with "I have to have a million guns because dis is MURRICA!" That was an amendment to represent the times, not a foundation for the future. It is an important one though. I get it.

I say you should have your guns...just don't be weird about it. And Dont threaten to "protect them with your life"....or whatever...if youre not hunting or protecting your livestock or other humans... then thats silly, theyre just toys now, and the amendment has nothing to do with you.

i just need a drink I think or start smoking...help me deal with the craziness. lol

I saw something today from the gun nut redneck crazies: It said how smart Vladimir Putin is. And that Obama could learn something from him. what? is this real life? Get your stupid redneck ass outta here then and go live in Russia if its so wonderful and Putin is such a genius. idiots. Russia is a shithole where rape is cool, gangs run things, and children are feral. enjoy. Da-svidaniya!(sp)

Ronald Reagan, who conservatives LOOOVE to quote, will resurrect himself and kick you right in your vagina.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on April 30, 2014, 02:51:25 PM
On my phone and I'll keep this short. I have a friend of a friend that lives in Europe(where guns are banned). She wanted to come visit the states, but was legitimatly scared of all the gun nuts in the US.

I think we all can agree, stereotypes exist for a reason. Its just shitty that the US is getting pegged with this violent gun toteing immage.

I love when europeans call us crazy thinking we are violent....

Is she english? Ask her about the Hillsborough disaster in like 1988 or something. rioting over a soccer match....100 people killed, like 1000 injured LOL.  I love me some soccer but EUropeans are just as big a morons, goin into rage mode about stupid shit as we are. :lol:

Europe is SOOO much better without guns.  :rofl:
 
I will say though, the gun toting nuts, they WANT that image, to protect their "MERKA"  :rofl:

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on April 30, 2014, 02:58:20 PM
I do understand your angle Peels
and I agree that there are MANY people out there who shouldn't own any dangerous weapons.. AT ALL!

I struggle with the logic that it's ok to own a 12GA but not an AR..
same shit to me..
if you're the type to be evil with one, you will with the other..
it is very simple in my eyes

and to say there is NO REASON anyone should own one.. I can not support that at all..

there is NO REASON Funyun (or Gunny) should have built his motor on his Raptor.. a 3 mod is enough for anyone :fader:
like it or not.. this is America, and if Funyun wants to go crazy fast.. I support him!
does it add to the "holy shit factor" of riding.. yup! .. but thats the fun.. right?
how about a GSXR1000, vs a Ninja 250 .. same comparison
the Liter bike are very hairy... but wow.. the smiles are big!

An AR puts a big smile on the face of whoever shoots it (Even Piers Morgan said so)

I can not get behind the idea that we need to ban something because it has more (perceived) potential to assist someone do a bad thing

Have you ever touched off both barrels of a 12 ga at the same time..
talk about smiles.. and potential killing power.
maybe those should be banned as well


here is thought..
Maybe we should just make it illegal to shoot people.. or use a gun in a crime
that way if someone does it, they will have to go to jail


Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Geo on April 30, 2014, 03:07:26 PM
can i get admin rights so can delete all of these stupid posts.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on April 30, 2014, 03:09:22 PM
you are welcome to contribute..

I would be interested in a Californian's input

were you born and raised there?
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on April 30, 2014, 03:12:56 PM
I can agree with you. America is: "if it makes you happy and nobody gets hurt or screwed, GO FOR IT!" freedom, just not FREE-DUMB.

my argument is that our constitution DOES NOT MEAN YOU NEED ONE AT ALL TIMES.  :thumbs:

Lets say im in a room full of people, I just don't feel comfortable thinking thinking even 5% of them are carrying, and not knowing if they are smart enough to handle it, thats all. I felt that way at the boat show :lol: I could tell some guys packin....holdin a beer....unnerving, whats that dood gonna do for me if we all get robbed?  I would like there to be strict regulation, where I KNOW the person has gone through rigorous training, and then I can give immediate respect. Across the board. And definitely not a ban.


Yes, it is the idiots who have ruin it...always.

Same as the dumb stoners ruined it for the functional stoners. If the hippies with their rusty ass subarus with "legalize" stickers, giant rust holes and blown headgaskets spewing oil, and their unnecessary dreadlocks would have just shut up, pot might have been legal 10 years ago. :lol: but since they flap their gums, thats all becomes the stereotype.

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on April 30, 2014, 03:13:44 PM
you are welcome to contribute..

I would be interested in a Californian's input

were you born and raised there?

Peels already gave you californians input.  Go back to alaska geo. They need the guns there lol
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on April 30, 2014, 03:18:57 PM

Lets say im in a room full of people, I just don't feel comfortable thinking thinking even 5% of them are carrying, and not knowing if they are smart enough to handle it, thats all. I felt that way at the boat show :lol: I could tell some guys packin....holdin a beer....



you DO realize he is breaking the law.. right?
(in Michigan) the law is VERY clear on alcohol and CPL holders
you will be prosecuted and lose you permit to carry
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on April 30, 2014, 03:30:47 PM

Lets say im in a room full of people, I just don't feel comfortable thinking thinking even 5% of them are carrying, and not knowing if they are smart enough to handle it, thats all. I felt that way at the boat show :lol: I could tell some guys packin....holdin a beer....



you DO realize he is breaking the law.. right?
(in Michigan) the law is VERY clear on alcohol and CPL holders
you will be prosecuted and lose you permit to carry

I did... I could have been wrong..but... still.

and good you should. that's all IM saying buddy.  separate the fuktards from legit sportsman.

Maybe up there you dont have as many of the latter...which makes sense to me every time I've been there, most people dont fit that "profile"

but they are everywhere here. Its creepy. Every one of them wears realtree camo, and has a Dale Earnhart #3 shirt on under the jacket. and they look twitchy...like theyre waiting for an excuse to whip it out and unload.  :lol:

so yeah, different area, different upbringing=different perspective. I've seen both sides.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Mad Dog on April 30, 2014, 03:38:55 PM
its funny how so many people lump legal ownership of guns to amount of murders.. when the 2 are VERY disconnected

I disagree.  According to this chart two thirds of firearms possessed illegally come from legal sources.

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/16/Firearmsources.svg)

And this chart shows a correlation to firearms involved in mass-shootings.

(http://assets.motherjones.com/interactives/projects/2012/12/updated-mass-shootings/final_illegal2.png)
here is thought..
Maybe we should just make it illegal to shoot people.. or use a gun in a crime
that way if someone does it, they will have to go to jail

Firearm violence in this country is a result of a population and culture that has failed to responsibly own and handle fireams.    Unfortunately the punishment of individuals under the law has not been effective enough in curbing this epidemic and there is little punishment you can dole out to the nearly TWENTY THOUSAND PEOPLE who use them to commit suicide each year.  So we revert back to the same problem we have all faced at one time or another; the abuse of something by a few results in the punishment or revocation from the whole.  This is often viewed as unfair in the eyes of responsible individuals but it is sometimes the only way to ensure that the abuse ends.  This has been the route taken by most industrialized nations and unless we find a better way then I would not be surprised to see it happen here as well. 

I love when europeans call us crazy thinking we are violent....

Is she english? Ask her about the Hillsborough disaster in like 1988 or something. rioting over a soccer match....100 people killed, like 1000 injured LOL.  I love me some soccer but EUropeans are just as big a morons, goin into rage mode about stupid shit as we are. :lol:

Europe is SOOO much better without guns.  :rofl:
Yes these other countries have violence and yes even if someone waved a magic wand and all guns were gone from the USA there would still be murder, suicide, rape, assault, robbery and the like just as there are in places like the UK and Australia.  Humans are violent by nature, some more than others.  Technology has given us a way to magnify and multiply the effect these individuals can have. 

I can not get behind the idea that we need to ban something because it has more (perceived) potential to assist someone do a bad thing

Have you ever touched off both barrels of a 12 ga at the same time..
talk about smiles.. and potential killing power.
maybe those should be banned as well
It's not solely about a weapon's ability to kill one person, a 22 caliber deringer can accomplish that.  It's about a weapon's ability to drastically increase the effectiveness of his "evil" compared to another firearm or weapon.  The "potential" is an issue because while it is inevitable that someone will abuse a firearm having fewer, smaller, slower projectiles hopefully equates to fewer injuries and deaths because the "evil person" wasn't able to get off as many rounds and those rounds were less deadly.

This might help explain what I'm on about:

(https://www.motherjones.com/files/new_guns_630_0228_0.png)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on April 30, 2014, 03:42:01 PM
we have those too Peels..
I'm with ya on that page.. 100%
:facepalm:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on April 30, 2014, 03:51:25 PM
we have those too Peels..
I'm with ya on that page.. 100%
:facepalm:

goiod weve found common ground to agree on.

now... to get you to change that avatar..... :jerkoff:  :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on April 30, 2014, 04:11:35 PM
ok.. but have to change your signature file first
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Mad Dog on April 30, 2014, 04:27:10 PM
I may have edited my last one a little.....I thought it was less courteous to Hefe to be so flippant so I took the time to properly lay out the points in which my understanding and viewpoints differ.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: preddy08 on April 30, 2014, 06:33:02 PM
I do understand your angle Peels
and I agree that there are MANY people out there who shouldn't own any dangerous weapons.. AT ALL!

I struggle with the logic that it's ok to own a 12GA but not an AR..
same shit to me..
if you're the type to be evil with one, you will with the other..
it is very simple in my eyes

and to say there is NO REASON anyone should own one.. I can not support that at all..

there is NO REASON Funyun (or Gunny) should have built his motor on his Raptor.. a 3 mod is enough for anyone :fader:
like it or not.. this is America, and if Funyun wants to go crazy fast.. I support him!
does it add to the "holy shit factor" of riding.. yup! .. but thats the fun.. right?
how about a GSXR1000, vs a Ninja 250 .. same comparison
the Liter bike are very hairy... but wow.. the smiles are big!

An AR puts a big smile on the face of whoever shoots it (Even Piers Morgan said so)

I can not get behind the idea that we need to ban something because it has more (perceived) potential to assist someone do a bad thing

Have you ever touched off both barrels of a 12 ga at the same time..
talk about smiles.. and potential killing power.
maybe those should be banned as well


here is thought..
Maybe we should just make it illegal to shoot people.. or use a gun in a crime
that way if someone does it, they will have to go to jail

Sure someone could walk in to a mall with a 12 ga and open fire but he is limited to a very short distance and limited to roughly 8 rounds. My problem is with the power and capacity of a large clip AR. I like to compare it to pit bull. There's plenty of nice pit bulls out there, but when they do snap they do it with incredible  force. You don't see weiner dogs killing people.

Comparing a AR/AK to a fast quad isn't a fair IMO. Sure it isn't necessary to have a 80hp bike, but they're fun. If said bike gets into the wrong hands multiple people aren't going to loose their life.

Its all about power and destruction with big guns. What would you rather shoot a .22 or a 50 cal? 50 cal wins every time because of the shear power.

This topic hits a little to close to home with me. Back in 2007 my wife headed to the local mall to pay a bill. She was minutes away from going into the very store where someone entered and opened fire. Shooter used a AK and fired more than 30 rounds, striking 12 people. Six were killed instantly, one died before reaching the hospital, and another died 45 minutes after reaching the ER of another hospital.

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: preddy08 on April 30, 2014, 06:56:46 PM
I remember back at the first big Silver Lake Rally. First night Gunny and I bunked up at the motel he took a pistol out and set it by the bed side. I wasn't too thrilled about that. Thought fo sho my butt cherry was going to be lost that night at gun point! Knowing him now I don't mind, but I knew him for a whopping 24 hours at the time and he LOOKS a little sketchy (tattoos, decked out in Affliction). Knowing him now it wouldn't bother me at all. I'd gladly lose my butt cherry to him now!


FYI, Hefe. Not trying to pick on you, but it rare to have a intelligent conversation about this with a person on the opposite side of the coin.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: funyun on April 30, 2014, 08:12:24 PM
Meh doesn't seem that serious to own an AR for fun/sport, I've shot my dads before. Isn't there a state or states that allow you to actually open carry one? That is insane lol. I could not think of one single legit reason to walk around with an AR-15 and I don't think they can either. You see those vids or stories of people walking around with them just because they can and it blows my mind. How in the world did that ever become legal is beyond me. Those states are a joke.

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on May 01, 2014, 08:43:08 AM
You don't see weiner dogs killing people

I had vicious little weiner dog that would eat teh shit outta your ankles!  :rofl:


also preds: Comparing a AR/AK to a fast quad isn't a fair IMO. Sure it isn't necessary to have a 80hp bike, but they're fun. If said bike gets into the wrong hands multiple people aren't going to lose their life.

yeah thats kinda my point. kill YOURSELF not 100 other people at your school or the liquor store. or church, where I hear we've had to ban guns.. DAFUK you need a gun in church for?  :rofl:

I remember back at the first big Silver Lake Rally. First night Gunny and I bunked up at the motel he took a pistol out and set it by the bed side. I wasn't too thrilled about that. Thought fo sho my butt cherry was going to be lost that night at gun point! Knowing him now I don't mind, but I knew him for a whopping 24 hours at the time and he LOOKS a little sketchy (tattoos, decked out in Affliction). Knowing him now it wouldn't bother me at all. I'd gladly lose my butt cherry to him now!



butt cherry lost at gunpoint to tattooed dude in affliction shirt.

Why do I have a b0ner?

:rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: funyun on May 01, 2014, 08:53:30 AM
traffic cone violence

edit for better quality version.
http://youtu.be/gbu88CKkEzI?t=1m09s
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on May 01, 2014, 08:57:58 AM
Meh doesn't seem that serious to own an AR for fun/sport, I've shot my dads before. Isn't there a state or states that allow you to actually open carry one? That is insane lol. I could not think of one single legit reason to walk around with an AR-15 and I don't think they can either. You see those vids or stories of people walking around with them just because they can and it blows my mind. How in the world did that ever become legal is beyond me. Those states are a joke.

Some places, I get it...

out in the sticks in Montana. One truck stop for 150 miles. we stop for gas. grab a sammich...4 dudes roll up, in two rhinos. one guy on a horse. rifles on their backs. Intimidating, but at the same time...those guys needed it, they were moving cattle.

but in the city. no.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on May 01, 2014, 09:04:46 AM
Funyun.. I have no knowledge of anywhere being legal to open carry a riffle of any sort..
I could be wrong of course

imagine walking down the street with a 30:06 or some shit..
who would do that?

I think.. in Michigan anyway.. you have to be so many feet from a roadway with your rifle (hunting)

not sure of the law when you are NOT hunting
we are also not allowed to have them loaded and in the passenger compartment while the vehicle is in operation
I guess like Texas or Montana.. or something like that, it would be normal
loaded guns in the gun rack while driving.. :shrug:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: funyun on May 01, 2014, 09:46:45 AM
I've seen people do it in Oregon and texas not sure of where else. I think recently some guy carried one through a mall lol.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 01, 2014, 09:49:22 AM
I've seen people do it in Oregon and texas not sure of where else. I think recently some guy carried one through a mall lol.

Was his name Dan?
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on May 01, 2014, 09:50:55 AM
:rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on May 01, 2014, 10:37:36 AM
 :rofl:  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 02, 2014, 10:11:15 AM
Why hasn't dan been in here.

This makes me sad. 


I missed this quote. :lol: cripes.
"They abort their young children, they put their young men in jail, because they never learned how to pick cotton,"


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/30/cliven-bundy-checkpoint_n_5239602.html

Armed militiamen around Cliven Bundy's ranch in Nevada have set up road checkpoints and are asking passersby for proof of residency, according to a letter Rep. Steven Horsford (D-Nev.) sent Sunday to a local sheriff.

In the letter to Clark County Sheriff Doug Gillespie, Horsford, whose congressional district includes the area around the ranch, said recent events in Clark County have "caused many of my constituents to fear for their safety."

Horsford continues:

My constituents have expressed concern that members of these armed militia groups:
1. Have set up checkpoints where residents are required to prove they live in the area before being allowed to pass;
2. Have established a persistent presence along federal highways and state and county roads; and
3. Have established an armed presence in or around community areas including local churches, school, and other community locations.
Horsford's letter says "Residents have expressed their desire to see these groups leave their community." It asks Gillespie to investigate reports of the militia's actions and work with local leaders.

The militiamen have been seen "carrying high-caliber weapons and keep a round-the-clock security detail on Bundy," the Las Vegas Sun reported. Many came from across the country to support Bundy after the Bureau of Land Management moved to seize his cattle, which had been grazing illegally on federal land.

At one point, about 1,000 supporters and militiamen, were estimated to be in the vicinity, according to Reuters.


checkpoints. . :rofl:

maybe we haven't heard from dan, cuz he's down there...
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on May 02, 2014, 10:39:16 AM
:lol:

that would not surprise me
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: funyun on May 02, 2014, 10:49:58 AM
Is this real life? requiring people to prove residency? I wonder if this is actually a legit story. On one hand it seems hard to believe people are doing such a thing, but on the other hand it almost is believable because of how stupid the people out there actually are. :lol:

Can I intimidate people in my neighborhood with a gun and force them to prove residency or is there some type of law in NV that only allows this :lol:

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on May 02, 2014, 11:23:23 AM
I was kind of thinking the same thing Funners..
how is that legal?

these guys want the (Federal) government out of their state, but they are doing the same "big brother" shit to the locals..

doesn't seem legit
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on May 02, 2014, 12:43:41 PM
I was kind of thinking the same thing Funners..
how is that legal?

these guys want the (Federal) government out of their state, but they are doing the same "big brother" shit to the locals..

doesn't seem legit

yeah they dont want a big brother, but they don't have a problem BEING the big brother in errrbody elses bid-ness

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on May 06, 2014, 09:38:30 AM
Not sure I brought this one up yet... hilarious

The rental home across the street from me, from time to time...it has had some not so normal residents. Recently some creepy chick and her midget boyfriend move out..

On easter sunday, we're sitting on the back porch, I see some  new people diggin around.. Oh here we go...

Then They come over into my yard, an proceed to tell me their mom owns it, and they are buying it. And they "wont be letting any questionable folks move in" Im thinking whats he mean?

His wife says "you know...the "B-L-A-C-K-S" (spelled out, in a whispery voice)

I was all kiiinsa lolin inside.... Like...come on....dafuk you think its ok to come in my yard and say that without knowing me? I wasnt aware that racism(real not for lols) was that rampant, that random white people would automatically assume that we have that in common.

:rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on May 06, 2014, 10:12:13 AM
:lol:

that's hilarious!!

fukkin rednecks
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 06, 2014, 10:21:18 AM
That's unreal.  Honestly.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on May 06, 2014, 02:50:37 PM
:lol:

that's hilarious!!

fukkin rednecks

absolutely

and....



That's unreal.  Honestly.

yeah.

Wanna laugh, but im conflicted at the same time. crazy nice people....but not sure what part of me saying "well then. nice to meet you neighbor" means "jeesh i hope no black people move in"

:rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Magz on May 07, 2014, 08:56:05 AM
They didn't mention the B-R-O-W-N-S did they peels?

:lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on May 07, 2014, 09:38:15 AM
They didn't mention the B-R-O-W-N-S did they peels?

:lol:

:rofl:

well that goes without saying, nobody likes them.  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on May 08, 2014, 09:57:54 AM
Not sure I brought this one up yet... hilarious

The rental home across the street from me, from time to time...it has had some not so normal residents. Recently some creepy chick and her midget boyfriend move out..

On easter sunday, we're sitting on the back porch, I see some  new people diggin around.. Oh here we go...

Then They come over into my yard, an proceed to tell me their mom owns it, and they are buying it. And they "wont be letting any questionable folks move in" Im thinking whats he mean?

His wife says "you know...the "B-L-A-C-K-S" (spelled out, in a whispery voice)

I was all kiiinsa lolin inside.... Like...come on....dafuk you think its ok to come in my yard and say that without knowing me? I wasnt aware that racism(real not for lols) was that rampant, that random white people would automatically assume that we have that in common.

:rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:



It's not racist if you spell it out :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 08, 2014, 03:41:37 PM
http://i.imgur.com/RTO0LQz.jpg
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on May 09, 2014, 08:58:04 AM
Meh doesn't seem that serious to own an AR for fun/sport, I've shot my dads before. Isn't there a state or states that allow you to actually open carry one? That is insane lol. I could not think of one single legit reason to walk around with an AR-15 and I don't think they can either. You see those vids or stories of people walking around with them just because they can and it blows my mind. How in the world did that ever become legal is beyond me. Those states are a joke.



we had some discussion on that law just the other day..
and apparently I was wrong.. it IS legal in MI to open carry a long gun (shotgun, hunting rifle, AR, AK, SKS .. whatever)

here is where it gets sticky...
lets say I'm hunting with my .30-06, or my AR15 (long rifle).. if I get near a roadway, I have to unload it.. then I can cross the road.. and then reload it...

but the "open carry law" says it's ok to just carry it loaded..

just another illustration of laws contradicting each other..
that's just what this country needs.. more laws contradicting each other

I say we just make it illegal to use a firearm in the commission of a crime
that way, people who don't commit crimes don't have to worry about what is illegal or not

and that still doesn't change my mind.. if you are carrying any firearm in the open.. legal or not..
you are most likely seeking attention ... or trying to make a statement or a point about something
unless.. of course.. you are just tracking your wounded animal, or moving from one hunting spot to another.
or a security guard or Law officer
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 09, 2014, 09:09:43 AM
"I say we just make it illegal to use a firearm in the commission of a crime"

:rofl:

it sounds o so simple...

What constitutes a crime vs self defense. All of a sudden, I have 15 other people deciding for me whether or not the guy I shot is a crime or self defense.




Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: disco on May 09, 2014, 10:16:40 AM

it sounds o so simple...

What constitutes a crime vs self defense. All of a sudden, I have 15 other people deciding for me whether or not the guy I shot is a crime or self defense.


Well OBVIOUSLY, you wave your gun at those 15 other people until they see things your way.  Geez!    :D
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on May 09, 2014, 10:21:29 AM
:lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 09, 2014, 12:49:30 PM

it sounds o so simple...

What constitutes a crime vs self defense. All of a sudden, I have 15 other people deciding for me whether or not the guy I shot is a crime or self defense.


Well OBVIOUSLY, you wave your gun at those 15 other people until they see things your way.  Geez!    :D


:rofl:

Forgive me, Disco Dan. :lol:

I now see the light :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 10, 2014, 04:22:53 PM
https://imgur.com/a/kqxLU
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on May 12, 2014, 10:59:50 AM
wow... cool toys!!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on May 12, 2014, 11:12:36 AM
https://imgur.com/a/kqxLU

looks familiar ;)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on May 12, 2014, 11:32:02 AM
Kinda Bored so I found this.

I didn't count airports just landed in, just place I've actual been too..

Looks like I need trips to the North East and the North West.. ???


Build your own here http://www.epgsoft.com/VisitedStatesMap/VisitedStatesMap.php
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Mad Dog on May 12, 2014, 11:38:17 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/B325JR3.jpg)

No airports, did include one or two drive throughs.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on May 12, 2014, 11:40:43 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/B325JR3.jpg)

No airports, did include one or two drive throughs.

I promiss you that you didn't miss much on North Dakota, South Dakota, Iowa or Kansas...
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 12, 2014, 02:49:37 PM
 :thumbs:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on May 12, 2014, 02:52:36 PM
errbody hatin on Iowa. :bird:

you know what, all your states suck. just as much, if not more, but Ill still go there.  :rofl: dicks.

notice the very obvious lack of colored in southern states. thats no accident  :rofl:

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on May 12, 2014, 02:55:31 PM
well crap forgot tennessee and Ohio...

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on May 12, 2014, 05:54:29 PM
well crap forgot tennessee and Ohio...



you're the Ten I see!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on May 12, 2014, 10:06:51 PM
well crap forgot tennessee and Ohio...



you're the Ten I see!

Lol creepy awkward old flirty f**k.

If I was 20 years older and had a vagina, that's one helluva pickup line. :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on May 13, 2014, 08:13:47 AM
well crap forgot tennessee and Ohio...



you're the Ten I see!

Lol creepy awkward old flirty f**k.

If I was 20 years older and had a vagina that's one helluva pickup line. :rofl:

You're not? You Don't?
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 13, 2014, 08:20:38 AM
I'd still hit it
:lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on May 13, 2014, 08:32:50 AM
talk about buyer remorse :facepalm: :cry:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on May 13, 2014, 08:42:20 AM
Found this Bucket list, it's pretty good IMO. 39/100 so far


1)see: Northern Lights (Aurora Borealis)
2)ride: in a hot air balloon
3)see: Grand Canyon, Arizona
4)go: on safari
5)swim: with dolphins
6)see: Great Barrier Reef
7)go: on a helicopter ride
8)Sleep under the stars
9)Travel to the seven continents
10)Make a difference in someone's life
11)do: scuba diving
12)see: Great Wall of China
13)Shower in a waterfall.
14)Travel: Italy
15)do: sky diving
16)Get married
17)ride: on an elephant
18)go: on a road trip.
19)Travel: Australia
20)learn: a foreign language (or 2 or more!)
21)see: Seven New Wonders of the World
22)go: whale-watching
23)see: New Years Eve at Times Square (New York)
24)Raise a happy and healthy child
25)see: Amazon Rainforest
26)see: Broadway play (New York)
27)donate: blood
28)Travel: France
29)do: white water rafting
30)Find the love of my life
31)go: camping
32)visit: Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.
33)see: Mona Lisa at the Louvre
34)see: Stonehenge
35)Travel: Greece
36)ride: a camel
37)do: canoeing or kayaking
38)visit: Machu Picchu, Peru.
39)create: a loving and happy home
40)do: a bungee jump
41)see: Great Sphinx of Giza
42)Experience weightlessness
43)Sleep in a castle
44)see: Yellowstone National Park
45)see: Iceberg
46)Maintain my ideal weight
47)see: Olympic Games (summer)
48)see: Louvre Museum (Grand Louvre)
49)see: Mardi Gras, New Orleans
50)see: Sistine Chapel
51)ride: a jet-ski
52)climb: a mountain
53)Eat at one of the world’s best restaurants.
54)get: my driver's license .
55)do: go to a Drive-In movie theatre.
56)do: float in the Dead Sea
57)Celebrate St. Patrick’s Day in Ireland.
58)fly: 1st Class.
59)see: Lions in the wild.
60)ride: a Zip Line.
61)see: elephants in the wild.
62)do: paint balling
63)ride: London Eye (Millennium Wheel)
64)drive: a race car
65)see: Disney World Resort (Florida), USA.
66)do: rock climbing
67)Cross the equator
68)get: a tattoo
69)see: Cirque du Soleil performance.
70)ride: in a limousine.
71)Travel: Around the World Trip
72)see: Victoria Falls
73)see: Carnival in Rio de Janeiro
74)ride: a Roller Coaster
75)write: a book and publish it.
76)be: an extra in a movie.
77)see: Times Square at Night, New York
78)Travel: United States
79)become: a millionaire
80)go: paragliding
81)Have a child
82)go: snowboarding.
83)see: Oktoberfest in Munich (I will this fall :woot: )
84)see: Rock/Pop Concert
85)do: Cage dive with sharks
86)visit: all 50 of the United States
87)Travel: Egypt
88)cruise: Amazon River
89)Start my Own Business
90)do: a marathon
91)Bathe in the Blue Lagoon, Iceland.
92)do: Mush a Dog Sled
93)do: send a message in a bottle.
94)see: Mount Everest 
95)see: Sydney Opera House
96)cruise: Caribbean
97)learn: to surf.
98)get: a university degree
99)go: on a Jungle trek
100)Travel: Spain



Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 13, 2014, 08:53:02 AM
31/100  :thumbs: :thumbs:

1)see: Northern Lights (Aurora Borealis)
2)ride: in a hot air balloon (Nicole wants to.. not sure I want to be in somthing with 0 control where you're going :lol: )
3)see: Grand Canyon, Arizona
4)go: on safari
5)swim: with dolphins
6)see: Great Barrier Reef
7)go: on a helicopter ride
8)Sleep under the stars
9)Travel to the seven continents
10)Make a difference in someone's life
11)do: scuba diving
12)see: Great Wall of China
13)Shower in a waterfall.
14)Travel: Italy (Nicole's family is going to be bringing us in 2 years!  :clap: )
15)do: sky diving (hopefully this summer this will be checked off :thumbs: )
16)Get married  (Check. Where's the get divorce...?  :rofl: )
17)ride: on an elephant
18)go: on a road trip.
19)Travel: Australia (only side I didn't make it to was the west coast)
20)learn: a foreign language (or 2 or more!) (working on planning which to learn with Nicole.. Spanish is high on the list.)
21)see: Seven New Wonders of the World
22)go: whale-watching
23)see: New Years Eve at Times Square (New York) (this really doens't interest me in the slightest...  ::) )
24)Raise a happy and healthy child (lord help us all...  :rofl: )
25)see: Amazon Rainforest
26)see: Broadway play (New York)
27)donate: blood
28)Travel: France
29)do: white water rafting
30)Find the love of my life
31)go: camping
32)visit: Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. (Brazil, especially this area scares me.  :lol: )
33)see: Mona Lisa at the Louvre
34)see: Stonehenge
35)Travel: Greece
36)ride: a camel
37)do: canoeing or kayaking
38)visit: Machu Picchu, Peru.
39)create: a loving and happy home
40)do: a bungee jump
41)see: Great Sphinx of Giza
42)Experience weightlessness
43)Sleep in a castle
44)see: Yellowstone National Park
45)see: Iceberg
46)Maintain my ideal weight
47)see: Olympic Games (summer)
48)see: Louvre Museum (Grand Louvre)
49)see: Mardi Gras, New Orleans
50)see: Sistine Chapel
51)ride: a jet-ski
52)climb: a mountain
53)Eat at one of the world’s best restaurants.
54)get: my driver's license .
55)do: go to a Drive-In movie theatre.
56)do: float in the Dead Sea
57)Celebrate St. Patrick’s Day in Ireland.
58)fly: 1st Class.
59)see: Lions in the wild.
60)ride: a Zip Line.
61)see: elephants in the wild.
62)do: paint balling
63)ride: London Eye (Millennium Wheel)
64)drive: a race car
65)see: Disney World Resort (Florida), USA.
66)do: rock climbing
67)Cross the equator
68)get: a tattoo
69)see: Cirque du Soleil performance.
70)ride: in a limousine.
71)Travel: Around the World Trip
72)see: Victoria Falls
73)see: Carnival in Rio de Janeiro
74)ride: a Roller Coaster
75)write: a book and publish it. (I've been looking into this more and more recently...  :help: )
76)be: an extra in a movie.
77)see: Times Square at Night, New York
78)Travel: United States
79)become: a millionaire
80)go: paragliding
81)Have a child
82)go: snowboarding.
83)see: Oktoberfest in Munich (this is on my bucket list FOR SURE!!!  :clap: )
84)see: Rock/Pop Concert
85)do: Cage dive with sharks
86)visit: all 50 of the United States
87)Travel: Egypt
88)cruise: Amazon River
89)Start my Own Business
90)do: a marathon
91)Bathe in the Blue Lagoon, Iceland.
92)do: Mush a Dog Sled
93)do: send a message in a bottle.
94)see: Mount Everest  (I looked into this climb.... I'd love to train for it it's just so dang expensive!!! 75k+ easy  :help: )
95)see: Sydney Opera House
96)cruise: Caribbean
97)learn: to surf.
98)get: a university degree
99)go: on a Jungle trek
100)Travel: Spain
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on May 13, 2014, 09:59:07 AM


too much fluff on that bucket list...."get drivers license?" DUH-FUK! :lol:

Im right around 29.

and have no interest in a few of the others.

AND....wtf Krandall.

you cant be all "no spanish in muh shoutbox im bannin bitches!!!" then be like "i wanna learn spanish cuz muh chick knows spanish"

:lol:

Oh, hot air balloons are boring. you wont be missing a thing FYI. and its illegal to throw things out of them, I found out when I was a kid.

:rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 13, 2014, 11:29:03 AM
its sexy when meh woman uses it :dance:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on May 13, 2014, 11:31:57 AM
its sexy when meh woman uses it :dance:

si' es muy bueno.  :humper:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on May 13, 2014, 12:40:39 PM
(http://wanna-joke.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/funny-picture-grammar-nazi-inquiry.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on May 13, 2014, 12:43:36 PM
(http://wanna-joke.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/funny-picture-grammar-nazi-inquiry.jpg)

 :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on May 14, 2014, 09:01:26 AM
Date Registered: May 14, 2008

sniffle....


celebrating 6 years of depravity awesomeness TODAY.  :clap:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 14, 2014, 09:07:55 AM
Aww fK.. Missed my bday/bday of raptor source!!! :clap:

its been a crazy 6 years O_O

May 08, 2008, 05:39:10 PM
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on May 14, 2014, 09:55:51 AM
Aww fK.. Missed my bday/bday of raptor source!!! :clap:

its been a crazy 6 years O_O

May 08, 2008, 05:39:10 PM

yep.  :thumbs:

RS shares its bday with my anniversary. pretty handy memory tool.  :rofl: 

25 years this year.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on May 15, 2014, 08:27:51 AM
Aww fK.. Missed my bday/bday of raptor source!!! :clap:

its been a crazy 6 years O_O

May 08, 2008, 05:39:10 PM

yep.  :thumbs:

RS shares its bday with my anniversary. pretty handy memory tool.  :rofl: 

25 years this year.

You got married at 14? (39-25=?)  holy shit creeper!  Are you Amish? :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on May 15, 2014, 08:44:45 AM
Aww fK.. Missed my bday/bday of raptor source!!! :clap:

its been a crazy 6 years O_O

May 08, 2008, 05:39:10 PM

yep.  :thumbs:

RS shares its bday with my anniversary. pretty handy memory tool.  :rofl: 

25 years this year.

You got married at 14? (39-25=?)  holy shit creeper!  Are you Amish? :lol:


its iowa. what can I say? got knocked up in Jr High.  :rofl:



my bad, 15 yrs, not 25...typo.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Mad Dog on May 15, 2014, 09:21:49 AM
Not having a wife, I am curious....do you get brownie points for remembering the anniversary month and day or do they all get tossed aside when she realizes the year is off by a decade?
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on May 15, 2014, 09:36:15 AM
Not having a wife, I am curious....do you get brownie points for remembering the anniversary month and day or do they all get tossed aside when she realizes the year is off by a decade?

LOL

it was TYPO jeez. Anyways, she forgot how many years when we did the Vow Renewal thing in vegas. its off a year. :lol: I havent ever forgotten.

note for married men: all "brownie points" you might gain from remembering these days, become instantly null and void the moment you miss any other milestone.  :lol:

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on May 15, 2014, 01:38:29 PM
knocked up at 14 eh? Hefe can dig it! :hefe:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on May 15, 2014, 08:19:13 PM
yuck.. that would ruin a perfectly good 14 yo
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on May 16, 2014, 08:19:30 AM
yuck.. that would ruin a perfectly good 14 yo


 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: sick mofo
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on May 18, 2014, 03:30:43 AM
(http://wanna-joke.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/funny-picture-grammar-nazi-inquiry.jpg)
& what percentage of older women replied "Yes, I'm a grammar, Nazi"?
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 28, 2014, 09:43:26 AM
Just really cool to see how a forward thinking company really pushes the envelope and truly innovates!

http://www.theverge.com/2014/5/28/5757116/google-is-building-a-hardware-empire-and-this-is-what-it-looks-like
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on May 29, 2014, 10:59:06 AM
Just really cool to see how a forward thinking company really pushes the envelope and truly innovates!

http://www.theverge.com/2014/5/28/5757116/google-is-building-a-hardware-empire-and-this-is-what-it-looks-like

 :clap:

very cool.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on June 17, 2014, 10:14:17 AM
BMW released pics of its new R (Boxer twin) roadster concept. Im sure theyll water it down and it will cost two kidneys and a pancreas....but I WANT ONE.

(http://o.aolcdn.com/dims-shared/dims3/GLOB/crop/921x618+324+104/resize/628x417!/format/jpg/quality/85/http://o.aolcdn.com/hss/storage/midas/8acea87ca9b3364fad398f9a227840a0/200157354/BMW-Concept-Roadster-Motorcyle-019.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on June 18, 2014, 09:28:46 AM
At Minuteman Missile National Historic Site in South Dakota, the entrance to the underground missile launch control center is sealed by a blast-proof door emblazoned with a painted spoof of Domino's Pizza's red, white, and blue pizza delivery box. The box is labeled "Minuteman II", and hand-lettered text on the door reads "World-wide delivery in 30 minutes or less, or your next one is free", spoofing a former Domino's Pizza slogan.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on June 18, 2014, 10:16:39 AM
Haha i read about that. Weird it's so "american" to deliver an "italian" product. 

MUrikA!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on June 26, 2014, 10:29:21 AM
if ya wanna stream the game.  :thumbs:

http://www.liveonlinetv247.com/embed/espn.php?width=650&height=480
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on June 26, 2014, 12:20:13 PM
if ya wanna stream the game.  :thumbs:

http://www.liveonlinetv247.com/embed/espn.php?width=650&height=480

thanks punkin'


I was listening live on ESPN while I was running. 
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on July 01, 2014, 02:04:18 PM
if ya wanna stream the game.  :thumbs:

http://www.liveonlinetv247.com/embed/espn.php?width=650&height=480

fyi this link works again for the game.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Mad Dog on July 01, 2014, 02:49:02 PM
Turned it on, halftime.....0-0.  commentator says usa is sucking.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on July 01, 2014, 02:55:20 PM
I acnnot comment. They just say usa needs more ball time. :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Mad Dog on July 01, 2014, 02:58:34 PM
Don't we all.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on July 02, 2014, 09:01:24 AM
LOL ball time...cant get enough.


Nice to see my raptor buddies discussing US Soccer  :thumbs:

see you in 4 years  :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on July 28, 2014, 08:58:28 AM
new mad max looks sweet


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akX3Is3qBpw
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on August 01, 2014, 01:47:40 PM
the more you know

(http://i.imgur.com/QWJp9Fy.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on August 05, 2014, 06:42:25 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/B19X2mq.png)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on August 13, 2014, 09:15:52 AM
LOL^

hey, ever just hear something that makes your blood boil...?

Parenthood related...last night, we were watching the news, they were reporting on the proposed ban on sex offenders at county fairs... (seems like a no brainer, but whatever)

Aidan, 11 now, asks us what "sex offender means"  then I listened to my wife explain it for the next 5 minutes, and watched his face wrinkle in horror... he just had the sex ed class. Then she showed him online how you can tell where they are. 6 in our town. all within a 3 block radius of the school...Just felt major anger sharks

I was daydreaming of grabbing my guns... I had drank a couple whiskey sours...gettin all rednecky pissed off....

anywhoo, that was gonna be a facebook rant...then I had a cigar, another whiskey sour and calmed down.  :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on August 13, 2014, 09:21:15 AM
:rofl: rednecky pissed off.


That's pretty shitty that they can live so close to a school. I've never even thought about looking to see how many are in/near/or around my neighborhood. It's scary stuff fo sho.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on August 13, 2014, 09:24:13 AM
:rofl: rednecky pissed off.


That's pretty shitty that they can live so close to a school. I've never even thought about looking to see how many are in/near/or around my neighborhood. It's scary stuff fo sho.

yeah, dont look. fookin tards out there.

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Magz on August 13, 2014, 01:27:17 PM
6 offenders peels?
in a town with like 12 population  :(

that's Iowa for you  :funyun:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on August 13, 2014, 01:35:45 PM
6 offenders peels?
in a town with like 12 population  :(

that's Iowa for you  :funyun:


New London is a city in Henry County, Iowa, United States. The population was 1,897 at the 2010 census.

LOL

6 out of 1897.... still bad.  :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Magz on August 13, 2014, 01:44:24 PM
there is 7 in shafter  and we have a population of 17,188 
I think our girls are just more forgiving........... :rofl:

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on August 14, 2014, 06:42:35 AM
little bit of :)

(http://i.imgur.com/C3GdIPy.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on August 14, 2014, 09:26:33 AM
how true is that?  :thumbs:

removes twice as many worries as it causes. cool perspective.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on August 20, 2014, 02:03:43 PM
I need to discuss an incident from last night with you fine fellows.

THis year, I'm coaching two soccer teams. Both my boys in separate age groups., im a little worried about..but time will fly, whatevah...we had our coaches meeting last night, in which we choose practice times, team colors. and unbeknownst to me, we choose the players. It was weird, like a secret NFL draft or something.

so there we are. round table discussion, take turns choosing players. trying to be even. not all the kindergarten girls end up on one team :lol:

Guy next to me. on his round. he says "jeez, i could REALLY use some 2nd grade girls, are there any left, oh well first grade will do"

inside. Im on the floor gasping for air, because ive just had an infarction from holding back laughter and tears.  :rofl: outside, im cool as a cucumber.... then I realize wait I KNOW this guy. partied with him(yrs ago), his wife and my wife classmates. So I say it... "you know THAT meeting isnt until later"

NOTHING. blank stare. minute or so goes by...he gets up. walks outside... comes back, smacks me on the shoulder. and says one word.

"F**ker"

:rofl:

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on August 20, 2014, 02:11:32 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on August 20, 2014, 02:14:16 PM
definitely a "raptorsource entered my bloodstream moment"  :rofl:


"raptorsourcian slip" LOL
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on September 01, 2014, 06:12:24 AM
Gents,

I need a favor. It's Nikki's birthday, and I'm over here in the fatherland. Would you guys mind giving her a call, or sending her a happy birthday text today? I don't want her to feel bummed out and alone today. 7193608088

Thanks!

Aaron
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on September 01, 2014, 08:04:09 AM
Gents,

I need a favor. It's Nikki's birthday, and I'm over here in the fatherland. Would you guys mind giving her a call, or sending her a happy birthday text today? I don't want her to feel bummed out and alone today. 7193608088

Thanks!

Aaron

what is this, your first Rodeo?

posting wifes phone # on raptorsource....  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


 i might be the only one working today, but ill see what I can do. travel safe old man. :thumbs:

and keep your fingers out of of the streudels.   :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 01, 2014, 10:36:13 AM
:lol:

On it boss :)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on September 03, 2014, 02:45:37 PM
Thanks :)

She's really had a tough time when I was out of town lately. Texts/phone calls all day seemed to keep her happy !
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 03, 2014, 02:57:50 PM
Skype session was hawt. :dance:

:lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on September 03, 2014, 03:01:48 PM
Skype session was hawt. :dance:

:lol:
:aaron:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on September 03, 2014, 03:07:57 PM
Skype session was hawt. :dance:

:lol:
:aaron:

LOL did she mention the text I sent her?

"if you were jesus, today would be xmas" :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on September 03, 2014, 03:09:33 PM
She did!!!

LMAO!! :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 05, 2014, 12:06:04 PM
Interesting read: http://time.com/sitting/
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on September 05, 2014, 12:31:45 PM
Interesting read: http://time.com/sitting/

so, no smoking, no drinking, no fatty foods...now I cant f**king sit the f**k down?

thats, Im out.

:funyun:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Mad Dog on September 08, 2014, 12:15:07 PM
Interesting read: http://time.com/sitting/

What a pile of unimaginative shit.

We, as a country, are obese because we put large volumes of unhealthy food into our bodies that far exceeds our body's required needs.  If you spend less money than you take in you get savings, which is good.  If you burn and expel less food than you take in you get fat, which is bad.  These two simple ideas seem to be known but ignored by the average American.

The premise of the article is that sitting, and more correctly sitting still, is bad because it doesn't burn as much of that food intake as you would if you were standing or took a walk.  WELL NO FUCKING SHIT....I'd burn more calories than standing at my computer than if I jogged on a treadmill in front of it too.  In fact, why don't we all quit work and just spend all day everyday at the gym?  Oh that's right, it's the 21st century and we no longer survive by hunting wildlife with spears and gathering berries from the woods.  I guess that means that we need to adjust our intake according to our needs instead of eating however much we want from the notoriously flawed food pyramid and then exercising 14 hours a day to burn it off.

Stupid journalism.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 08, 2014, 12:56:34 PM
I apologize for sharing something I thought was an interesting read.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Mad Dog on September 08, 2014, 01:47:24 PM
I apologize for sharing something I thought was an interesting read.

(http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/scale_super/11/110677/2304795-good_good_let_the_butthurt_flow_through_you_1.jpg)

I find the article and more importantly the science to be counter-productive.  That does not mean I blame you for the quality of the content.  Your premise, that it was interesting, is correct.  I also found it interesting, but perhaps for different reasons than you.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on September 08, 2014, 02:02:54 PM
I apologize for sharing something I thought was an interesting read.

LMFAO

picture randy saying this "wife style" while rolling his eyes...   :rofl: :rofl:

MD. we are fat, because we don't need to work nearly as hard to survive. Our bodies (and most of our minds) are built to store fat for lean times. Hoard and binge, baby!

Only...we no longer have these lean times....per se. We have mild heart attacks if we skip breakfast LOL. Or, Pizza hut ran out of Pan crusts?! sweet lord whatever will I do! that's how we are wired.

I think as a species and society, we are realizing this, and the shift will happen. but it will take time. Unless something really bad happens and there are lean times coming. Meteors, Volcanos, or creeps with guns in the hills that love "merika" so much they'll destroy it trying to defend it LOL.....that sorta thing.

I didnt realize this...til Ive been doing this programming job for about 4-5 yrs now....I got fat quick. I have had active worj for many years....Took for granted my body handled its own biznass. Now gotta pay attention or imma be a fat old man.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on September 08, 2014, 02:37:41 PM
Interesting read: http://time.com/sitting/

What a pile of unimaginative shit.

We, as a country, are obese because we put large volumes of unhealthy food into our bodies that far exceeds our body's required needs.  If you spend less money than you take in you get savings, which is good.  If you burn and expel less food than you take in you get fat, which is bad.  These two simple ideas seem to be known but ignored by the average American.

The premise of the article is that sitting, and more correctly sitting still, is bad because it doesn't burn as much of that food intake as you would if you were standing or took a walk.  WELL NO FUCKING SHIT....I'd burn more calories than standing at my computer than if I jogged on a treadmill in front of it too.  In fact, why don't we all quit work and just spend all day everyday at the gym?  Oh that's right, it's the 21st century and we no longer survive by hunting wildlife with spears and gathering berries from the woods.  I guess that means that we need to adjust our intake according to our needs instead of eating however much we want from the notoriously flawed food pyramid and then exercising 14 hours a day to burn it off.

Stupid journalism.

MD.....Eat a snickers..
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Mad Dog on September 08, 2014, 02:55:26 PM
Interesting read: http://time.com/sitting/

What a pile of unimaginative shit.

We, as a country, are obese because we put large volumes of unhealthy food into our bodies that far exceeds our body's required needs.  If you spend less money than you take in you get savings, which is good.  If you burn and expel less food than you take in you get fat, which is bad.  These two simple ideas seem to be known but ignored by the average American.

The premise of the article is that sitting, and more correctly sitting still, is bad because it doesn't burn as much of that food intake as you would if you were standing or took a walk.  WELL NO FUCKING SHIT....I'd burn more calories than standing at my computer than if I jogged on a treadmill in front of it too.  In fact, why don't we all quit work and just spend all day everyday at the gym?  Oh that's right, it's the 21st century and we no longer survive by hunting wildlife with spears and gathering berries from the woods.  I guess that means that we need to adjust our intake according to our needs instead of eating however much we want from the notoriously flawed food pyramid and then exercising 14 hours a day to burn it off.

Stupid journalism.

MD.....Eat a snickers..

I can't, I already hit my daily calorie intake limit.  ;)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on September 09, 2014, 06:54:57 AM
so, how are you all, my fat, American friends?
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on September 09, 2014, 07:04:38 AM
almost forgot the obligatory..........................RANDOM WHORE
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 09, 2014, 07:30:15 AM
:wave:

how goes the battle Dragonz? Haven't seen you creepin round these parts for quite some time. :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on September 09, 2014, 08:47:49 AM
so, how are you all, my fat, American friends?

oh you know....

workin and jerkin.  :thumbs:

congrats on the growin family dragonz
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on September 10, 2014, 05:46:09 AM
the battle goes.............work 3 weeks solid, get home for a couple of days, & then go away again.
Get 1 job hammered out in record time, then get told "seeing as you're there, instead of coming home early & making your wife happy, how about stopping in on another site & fixing someone elses fuckup just for a change"

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: dragonz on September 10, 2014, 05:48:16 AM
Thanks Peelz
yeah, wife & bump doing fine.
Wife is small build though, & baby is getting big (wonder why???) so wifey is struggling a little
all happy & healthy apart from the aforementioned lack of hubby being at home
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 10, 2014, 08:54:59 AM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-XIeyjl3PfDY/U_5q8I7JexI/AAAAAAADIxM/Q50b5jLmpR8/s1600/tumblr_mi4tgtqigI1rj1lhwo1_400.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on September 10, 2014, 09:46:49 AM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-XIeyjl3PfDY/U_5q8I7JexI/AAAAAAADIxM/Q50b5jLmpR8/s1600/tumblr_mi4tgtqigI1rj1lhwo1_400.jpg)

truth.

you can buy new hoses and splice wires.  :rofl:

I was told this  by a mechanic I worked with once.

same guy pulled a head off a ford tempo, and sent it for resurface. Then left the car sitting, and asked me to move it out back- not knowing, of course, he had pulled the head. f**Ker left the battery connected. I hit the starter. oh yeah flame central.

LOL

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 07, 2014, 07:07:04 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/zeqGLW5.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on November 07, 2014, 08:05:47 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/zeqGLW5.jpg)

 :clap:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 10, 2014, 11:47:43 AM
:lol:

http://www.foxsports.com.au/motor-sport/moto-gp/moto3-rider-alex-rins-lives-every-racers-worst-nightmare-by-celebrating-a-win-one-lap-too-soon/story-fn2ms4i4-1227027757129?nk=d4ad1bd5343b0ed765a5c576c6b1a9c8
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on November 10, 2014, 01:02:37 PM
:lol:

http://www.foxsports.com.au/motor-sport/moto-gp/moto3-rider-alex-rins-lives-every-racers-worst-nightmare-by-celebrating-a-win-one-lap-too-soon/story-fn2ms4i4-1227027757129?nk=d4ad1bd5343b0ed765a5c576c6b1a9c8

HAHAHAHA
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 12, 2014, 01:46:10 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/dHxqKK5.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 18, 2014, 09:14:06 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/QGlQcjD.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on November 18, 2014, 12:56:50 PM
wtf


:lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on December 11, 2014, 10:21:17 AM
I want these.

(http://i.imgur.com/g0UXGdY.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on December 11, 2014, 11:03:36 AM
 :clap:

awesome!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on December 15, 2014, 02:05:29 PM
(http://global3.memecdn.com/Haters-gonna-hate_o_113084.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on December 19, 2014, 01:54:24 PM
Faces of meth

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

http://i.imgur.com/UZf3jRf.jpg
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on December 19, 2014, 02:16:16 PM
ooh aint no meth like moon of endor  meth.  :rofl:   :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on January 15, 2015, 06:40:22 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/1HGZIpg.png)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on January 15, 2015, 08:20:11 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/1HGZIpg.png)

my sis sent me this a few weeks ago.

I actually think of this topic quite a lol. EVERYONE offended by something. I would say, because the "togetherness" the internet creates,
topics can not be totally discriminated. whereas, Before, you could hide yourself from ideas you don't like by bunkering yourself within your cozy groups. So, now,you see everybody's points of view, and, instead of accepting alternative ideals, we are shocked that those opposing points even exist, and assume those people are stupid, or uninformed.  :lol: and :shrug: crazy ideas existed long before the web, they just spread faster now. :)

Personally Ive been trying to chill on phone/net usage... Really, on this cruise were taking, I'm interested to see how my family(and myself) will react without our "buffers" Ive told them, as the boat hits the open water, were gonna have a glass of whiskey, and have a "shut the phones off party" :lol: synchronized airplane mode. :lol: My Sister and her husband have really bad "glowing faces" :rofl: I find myself lately, when stressed, grabbing the phone...playing games surfing...whatever, like an OCD almost. but at least not in social situations. My mom likes to chastise us about looking at the phones....but really, since we bought her the iphone. shes buried in that sucka. :lol:

which is not to say i'm against tech or internet, that is just ridonkulous.  I think that would be like being against reading and writing, almost as far as human development goes. I Just want to see how I feel when I "turn off"

:thumbs:  ;)


Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on January 15, 2015, 09:48:13 AM
Lol. It's not often enough that I get to turn off my phone. I try to every time I head up to my parents place though. I'm definitely a lot better at it now than I was a couple years ago. Especially after having a S/O in my life.  :lol:

I like to people watch while I'm walking the sky ways at work. I laugh every time I see someone walking with their face buried in their phone or even on an elevator. It's that nervous *tick* that they are hoping if someone else gets on the elevator they can hopefully miss having a conversation with an actual person.

I think that's where the demise of human interaction will be.. Is people are getting less and less comfortable with human interaction.
It's rather sad imo.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on January 15, 2015, 10:09:02 AM
exactly.

Im not the most outgoing guy...but I dont wanna be THAT way either. Its human nature, but we gotta be aware of it. Its much more of a city thing... not meant as offense. but people do it here too.

Its funny, if you see someone doing it....make it a point to call them out. talk to them. I do it sometimes. Ask a serious question. Like the time...or an address or something. They look up, you can tell what kinda person they are. Either a grimacing "damn you, other human! i was moving my jewels" look :rofl: or "Oh thank you for interacting with me" look :lol:

good stuff.

the reality is, we are attached to the phones, they are important. But the more we use them to try to ignore other (different) people, the faster we devolve into a bunch of old shrews :lol:

Had someone ask me once if I get annoyed at FB with all the political views, and didnt understand why I dont delete the "weird" people. not really...I mean...its important to hear alternative views. Love them or hate them.  I get a facial twitch when I see the "government should stay out of my house, unless, of course they're promoting MY personal views, so we MUST let them in immediately" (gay marriage debate reference) but....you know, thats the whole point of how I see the web. if you keep just sucking in the same info you already know, then you know a whole lot about jack shit. :rofl:  :thumbs: 

oh, also. the f88king  damned selfie. that was over the minute it started. so irritating. ESPECIALLY when older people(my age lol) do it. its sad.

and DOODZ. it isnt cool. stahp. when I see them, I think either "jeez your self esteem sucks" or "you conceited f**K no one wants to see you every day" NOBODY.

nice up here on the soapbox today.  8)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Mad Dog on January 15, 2015, 10:30:00 AM
^^^^Good reading, thank you gentlemen.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on January 15, 2015, 10:48:10 AM
RANDY!

MD called us gentlemen.

<giggle>
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on January 15, 2015, 01:14:32 PM
RANDY!

MD called us gentlemen.

<giggle>
:five:

YES
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on January 30, 2015, 07:50:54 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Lo5namI.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on February 02, 2015, 08:00:01 AM
wtf LOL

what kind of gym we in?
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on February 03, 2015, 10:34:24 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/gSUYPQB.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on February 03, 2015, 11:39:30 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/gSUYPQB.jpg)

 :rofl:

YES!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on February 04, 2015, 01:50:13 PM
you are NOT allowed to come in after a fucking year and ban me. DO YOU KNOW YOU YOU EFFIN WITH :nazi:



 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on February 04, 2015, 02:11:38 PM
you are NOT allowed to come in after a fucking year and ban me. DO YOU KNOW YOU YOU EFFIN WITH :nazi:



 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

this post makes me so happy.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on February 06, 2015, 11:58:26 AM
kinda cool

(http://i.imgur.com/iHW7Dwh.png)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on February 06, 2015, 12:43:24 PM
WHoa, VERY cool

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on February 09, 2015, 09:00:26 AM
Very Cool. I've heard of "Planck Time", but not Planck Temperature
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on February 09, 2015, 09:16:43 AM
what I thought was cool, was JUST how small the swing is from hottest inhabited, to coldest inhabited on earth, on the scale, it's so minute.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on February 09, 2015, 09:51:43 AM
I thought it was weird to think that something like carbon...
has a boiling point.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on February 09, 2015, 01:17:01 PM
Here you go. If you read this to the end without your eyes crossing, you have me beat...


http://abyss.uoregon.edu/~js/cosmo/lectures/lec20.html
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on February 09, 2015, 01:26:07 PM
Here you go. If you read this to the end without your eyes crossing, you have me beat...


http://abyss.uoregon.edu/~js/cosmo/lectures/lec20.html

this may help explain it better

http://phys.org/news/2015-02-big-quantum-equation-universe.html
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on February 09, 2015, 01:28:55 PM
there is now a (larger than normal) puddle of drool on my desk, and I feel the need to watch Nova...thanks fukker
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on February 09, 2015, 01:36:57 PM
there is now a (larger than normal) puddle of drool on my desk, and I feel the need to watch Nova...thanks fukker

:rofl:

Yea, yours makes my head spin. Granted. Mine isn't in laymen terms.. Pretty crazy.

Was just listening to a podcast about Thermodynamic Temperature Equilibrium in the universe. Lol
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on February 09, 2015, 03:48:19 PM
all I have to say is.

POTATO.

All those calculations are incorrect. the universe is only 6000 yrs old. Ken HAm told me.

And I WANT TO RIDE A DINOSAUR!

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on February 10, 2015, 01:49:37 PM
I call this "Read the room" its good advice in any environment. Way funnier when told like this.


a very loudmouth redneck fellow at work I try to avoid, ended up having to help me with a maintenance project. so I was stuck with him. and thought, well Id better get along with him so this gets done fast. Guy had me in tears.

We chat...we realize him and my dad were on the same dock in vietnam or korea i forget...pretty cool really. he starts telling me this story of Vietnam. (my dad told me some but I was grossed out and stopped listening after a few years :lol: )

THe story goes.... he had just got to vietnam he was 23. Been there a few days, decides to visit the bar for the first time. Bars over there in the 60's arent like bars here... everyones a hooker :lol: So he goes in sits down, I have no interest in knowing what else he does... says he was there for a couple hours.

He sees a young private, just 19 from his regiment across the room all by himself. women keep talking to him, but he just sits... and waits drinking cheap beer. Finally, my coworker goes and sits by him, and asks WTF. "why you still sittin here all day, youve been in here since 10am, its 2 oclock"

the younger private says:

"the chick behind the bar, she's been here since 7am, had 9 tricks, the waitress at the jukebox, shes been here since 10, and had 5. The girl at the door has a rash on her lip, the woman at the back just came out of the back room with two huge mexicans..... and didnt shower. the lady at the cash register...she worked all night, and I think shes a he"

"ok, so what- lets get out of here we got sh!t to do" my coworker says

"no, man! Im still READING THE ROOM. the girl to your right...the cute one walking towards my table right now....yeah she Just started for the day, Ill be right back, the beers on me-remember.. ALWAYS read the room"

SOldier 5 yrs his junior leaves him with a 20 and a rubber on the table and a genius life lesson... and then never saw the guy again. Didn't make it outta the war I guess.

see? good advice for any situation :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on February 10, 2015, 06:05:59 PM
:rofl:
 Awesome :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on February 27, 2015, 09:54:42 AM
time capsule.. check little peelzy out...already wearing my helmet. dee-dee-dee :lol:

anyhoo mom had some OLD 8mm vids converted. This was my fave. same week learned to ride my bike, we built a jump ramp. AWWyeah

also, ive been digging for years trying to find a pic of dads old suzuki gs1000.  its in here, right next to the BAD AS HELL fake wood sided 78 fairmont.

LOL

http://www.peggybank.com/share/item/1350191

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on February 27, 2015, 10:08:33 AM
SO cool peelz!!! :clap: :thumbs:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on February 27, 2015, 12:41:25 PM
memory lane trip fo sho.

 :thumbs:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on February 27, 2015, 12:44:06 PM
at least they were smart to put you in a helmet at an early age. :)

:lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on February 27, 2015, 01:09:10 PM
at least they were smart to put you in a helmet at an early age. :)

:lol:

 :rofl:  :clap:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on March 18, 2015, 07:37:09 AM
"One of the depressing things about getting older. Younger women will dress... like this... and don't care when they get checked out, because they know they're attractive and it's the whole reason they do it.
Then they get older, and suddenly getting checked out becomes an offense. :\ So I can't check out women my own age without risking getting my dick cut off, obviously the "milf" thing is gone so oogling older women is also a thing of the past. And obviously looking at younger women who are dressing for that attention just makes me an asshole and a creep.
I say again: :\ "
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on March 18, 2015, 08:06:05 AM
"One of the depressing things about getting older. Younger women will dress... like this... and don't care when they get checked out, because they know they're attractive and it's the whole reason they do it.
Then they get older, and suddenly getting checked out becomes an offense. :\ So I can't check out women my own age without risking getting my dick cut off, obviously the "milf" thing is gone so oogling older women is also a thing of the past. And obviously looking at younger women who are dressing for that attention just makes me an asshole and a creep.
I say again: :\ "

 :rofl: :\

I get a giggle at women who DO dress all skimpy like "hey look at me" then say shit like "i'm not a sex object"

GTFO. thats why youre doing it. We're no different from animals in this respect.  :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on April 07, 2015, 10:24:38 AM
for when I have a kid

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

(http://i.imgur.com/9TEoycd.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on April 07, 2015, 11:12:22 AM
THAT IS AWESOME!


 :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on April 09, 2015, 08:21:58 AM
damn

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Banks_%28American_football%29#False_Accusation_of_Sexual_Assault
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: funyun on April 09, 2015, 08:32:06 AM
Can only the imagine the amount of men that get fuked over by stupid cunts like that, should be put in prison for life since she basically ruined his.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on April 09, 2015, 08:43:25 AM
thats jacked up.

hope he got himself off the registry. 

well worded funnerz. stupid c*nt!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on April 09, 2015, 04:14:53 PM
(http://blog.fixedbyassurant.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Assurant_GrillingInfographic_FINAL_Revised.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: funyun on April 17, 2015, 08:13:09 AM
Is this real life

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=167187101&s=e0459b4a5d99f544a0d30b7024c1d3d9

Do the give an extra how not to be a whore in college test for the girls

(http://i.imgur.com/IbwtdxA.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on April 17, 2015, 08:22:40 AM
LMAO.

terrible grammar, but lol all the same  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on April 20, 2015, 11:26:22 AM
Marvel vs DC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNlLAp2OGi8

 :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: funyun on April 27, 2015, 11:58:27 AM
http://www.scribd.com/doc/262792039/FERK-This-Court (http://www.scribd.com/doc/262792039/FERK-This-Court)

Page 4 :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 08, 2015, 11:28:44 AM
http://waitbutwhy.com/2015/05/elon-musk-the-worlds-raddest-man.html

 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on May 11, 2015, 08:21:09 AM
http://waitbutwhy.com/2015/05/elon-musk-the-worlds-raddest-man.html

 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

that was awesome.  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 18, 2015, 12:08:43 PM
Mad Max cars

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-05-12/every-killer-car-in-mad-max-fury-road-explained
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on May 18, 2015, 12:10:40 PM
Mad Max cars

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-05-12/every-killer-car-in-mad-max-fury-road-explained

8)

kewl
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 28, 2015, 07:48:17 AM
What are you willing to do that 99% of people would be too afraid to?   


Choose the restaurant without asking my wife where she wants to go first.


In my experience this gets a positive response when done with class. "Hey babe, I'm taking you to J Alexander's tonight so you can try their filet of beef, you'll love it." Not "hey slut, hop in the El Camino and don't talk much, we're going to Arby's. "


 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on May 28, 2015, 08:14:58 AM
What are you willing to do that 99% of people would be too afraid to?   


Choose the restaurant without asking my wife where she wants to go first.


In my experience this gets a positive response when done with class. "Hey babe, I'm taking you to J Alexander's tonight so you can try their filet of beef, you'll love it." Not "hey slut, hop in the El Camino and don't talk much, we're going to Arby's. "


 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

LOL where did you find that?

this is my favorite of all the marital discordance  typical family night out:

"where do you want to go for dinner?"
"i dont care you pick" so I pick quickly. somewhere with steak and beer.
thus begins 10 minutes of her responding to my choices with "no that doesnt sound good" followed by, eating at the first restaurant I  chose.

 :rofl:  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 28, 2015, 09:27:15 AM
What are you willing to do that 99% of people would be too afraid to?   


Choose the restaurant without asking my wife where she wants to go first.


In my experience this gets a positive response when done with class. "Hey babe, I'm taking you to J Alexander's tonight so you can try their filet of beef, you'll love it." Not "hey slut, hop in the El Camino and don't talk much, we're going to Arby's. "


 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

LOL where did you find that?

this is my favorite of all the marital discordance  typical family night out:

"where do you want to go for dinner?"
"i dont care you pick" so I pick quickly. somewhere with steak and beer.
thus begins 10 minutes of her responding to my choices with "no that doesnt sound good" followed by, eating at the first restaurant I  chose.

 :rofl:  :rolleyes:

Was from Reddit. Had me lol'in this morning :rofl:

Thankfully, nicole is for the most part pretty easy going. But yea, sometimes I'm like, I'm in the mood for pizza, shes like well.. I don't care.. you pick... its like.. if we get pizza.. I know I'm not getting any when I get home
so I better pick burgers :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on May 28, 2015, 09:43:48 AM
if we get pizza.. I know I'm not getting any when I get home
so I better pick burgers


best thing Ill read today. :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 28, 2015, 10:13:59 AM
if we get pizza.. I know I'm not getting any when I get home
so I better pick burgers


best thing Ill read today. :rofl:

:rofl:

:takeabow:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Magz on May 28, 2015, 10:51:11 AM
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/35274458.html

good read, and advise
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on May 28, 2015, 11:09:45 AM
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/35274458.html

good read, and advise

Ive just printed this out, and will keep in my files indefinitely.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Magz on May 28, 2015, 06:53:01 PM
send it a junk mail to people..............the day before you retire.    :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Mad Dog on May 29, 2015, 03:18:33 PM
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/35274458.html

good read, and advise

Could have sworn I saw this published in GQ last year, if I think about it I'll try and find it in my archive.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 31, 2015, 12:44:06 PM
Yea, I saw that before. Still a lol. :)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on July 07, 2015, 06:38:43 AM
http://www.mprnews.org/story/2015/07/06/air-quality

Minnesota's pollution control agency expanded an unhealthy air alert Monday to most of the state, including the Twin Cities. Smoke from Canadian fires pushed air quality to unhealthy levels and conditions are expected to remain poor throughout the day, state officials say.

"As of 3:00 p.m., fine particle levels had reached unhealthy levels in a diagonal band across the state including: Marshall, St. Cloud, Brainerd, Duluth, and Grand Portage," according to a statement from the Minnesota Pollution Control Agency. "This band of smoke is expected to continue to move across the state Monday evening and into the early morning hours Tuesday."

But the agency points out cleaner air is on the way.

The haze has an acrid smell, almost like burning rubber or plastic. Frank Kohlasch, air quality program manager at the MPCA, explained on Twitter that since the smoke is traveling a long way, "the smell will change as it 'ages' in the air from chemical reactions."

Officials cautioned people to take it easy. At the "unhealthy" air level, anyone may be affected and members of sensitive groups — including children, the elderly and people with respiratory problems — may feel serious health effects.

"You can become dizzy light-headed, maybe have some shortness of breath," said MPCA spokesperson Steve Mikkelson. "So when these alerts get to the levels that we're seeing we just kind of advise everyone to maybe take it easy for a day until the air clears."

Minnesotans should consider postponing unnecessary vehicle trips, using gasoline-powered lawn equipment and burning wood, the agency said.

While air quality is currently good across southern Minnesota, including the Twin Cities, smoke may return to the area later today, officials said.

Canada continues to struggle to get control of fires in its western provinces. Thousands of people in the Canadian province of Saskatchewan have been evacuated. Provincial officials say some 741,000 acres are burning in Saskatchewan this year, about 10 times what's normal.


Pretty crazy, I took a few pictures myself, yesterday was the worst. literally smelled like a campfire everywhere.

(http://i.imgur.com/BddStCt.jpg)

(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/shmw1UylnoBKMVu8SmGT5M-W8y5H-ssVXmf-KMtO0tDw=w1094-h615-no)

(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/qNz-eJOQ4nCDgAPYz0gESzXgiy5EAr_rkhzEU_ZbIGe_=w1094-h615-no)

(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/DUwkaoICIIkvTzbIQlkQrD9wk9-tnsk6x7XpDoJg3rfT=w1094-h615-no)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on July 07, 2015, 08:03:44 AM
yeah dude thats creepy. apocalyptic style.

pretty soon, you'll have to walk around with masks like they do in China   :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on July 09, 2015, 06:06:46 AM
https://imgur.com/gallery/NEsxj

:rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on July 09, 2015, 08:00:53 AM
https://imgur.com/gallery/NEsxj

:rofl:

HUH-larious!

good way to start the mornin.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on July 20, 2015, 02:03:18 PM
in case you need a lol for the day


https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/fn5gr/reddit_what_is_your_silent_unseen_act_of_personal/c1hdgwv
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on July 21, 2015, 09:15:56 AM
in case you need a lol for the day


https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/fn5gr/reddit_what_is_your_silent_unseen_act_of_personal/c1hdgwv

"It's go time mother fukker!"

:rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on August 04, 2015, 10:22:03 AM
My friends food kept tasting funny. She bought new saucepans and was about to buy a new dishwasher....then I saw what she was cooking with.


https://i.imgur.com/BhN9viB.jpg
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on August 04, 2015, 11:13:04 AM
My friends food kept tasting funny. She bought new saucepans and was about to buy a new dishwasher....then I saw what she was cooking with.


https://i.imgur.com/BhN9viB.jpg


hahahahahahahaha

mmmm
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on August 05, 2015, 07:32:13 AM
Pretty cool read if you get a few spare moments.  :thumbs:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gimli_Glider
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on August 05, 2015, 08:17:31 AM
Pretty cool read if you get a few spare moments.  :thumbs:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gimli_Glider

cool. skill under pressure....  :thumbs:

imagine being a passenger for those 17 minutes..... no engine noise...  lol  :help: :help:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on August 05, 2015, 09:18:27 AM
Pretty much! :run:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on August 12, 2015, 10:28:29 AM
NO BS here.

I HATE getting old. I just spent 30 minutes looking for my fresh cup of coffee. found it inside my Xerox parts cabinet from doing an audit today. it was cold :(

my brain is dying.  :rofl: :/ :(

please me nice to me if I end up in a home with alzheimers.  :rofl: :rofl:

someone needs to keep record of all my raptorsource posts, then come and read them to me every week. like in "the notebook" :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on August 12, 2015, 10:37:02 AM
I'm not even gonna lie. The prospect of harassing and embarrasssing the nursing home staff without worry of pesky embarressing memories exictes the shit out of me!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on August 12, 2015, 10:50:10 AM
LOL yes!


givin the nurse a little towel snap while the wipe your a$$?  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on August 12, 2015, 11:29:27 AM
NO BS here.

I HATE getting old. I just spent 30 minutes looking for my fresh cup of coffee. found it inside my Xerox parts cabinet from doing an audit today. it was cold :(

my brain is dying.  :rofl: :/ :(

please me nice to me if I end up in a home with alzheimers.  :rofl: :rofl:

someone needs to keep record of all my raptorsource posts, then come and read them to me every week. like in "the notebook" :rofl:

Trust me. I will never delete this stuff :rofl:

too much blackmail stuff in here
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on August 12, 2015, 12:39:39 PM
NO BS here.

I HATE getting old. I just spent 30 minutes looking for my fresh cup of coffee. found it inside my Xerox parts cabinet from doing an audit today. it was cold :(

my brain is dying.  :rofl: :/ :(

please me nice to me if I end up in a home with alzheimers.  :rofl: :rofl:

someone needs to keep record of all my raptorsource posts, then come and read them to me every week. like in "the notebook" :rofl:

Trust me. I will never delete this stuff :rofl:

too much blackmail stuff in here

 :rofl:

had a thought once...where i ran for city council, schoolboard or some $hit. so I deleted all of it.

but you had a consistent backup system, and ruined my campaign. jerk





 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Colorado700R on August 12, 2015, 12:56:41 PM
I'm glad he doesn't delete this stuff. I've submitted some stuff of his to be read aloud at his wedding :cheers:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on August 12, 2015, 02:21:01 PM
NO BS here.

I HATE getting old. I just spent 30 minutes looking for my fresh cup of coffee. found it inside my Xerox parts cabinet from doing an audit today. it was cold :(

my brain is dying.  :rofl: :/ :(

please me nice to me if I end up in a home with alzheimers.  :rofl: :rofl:

someone needs to keep record of all my raptorsource posts, then come and read them to me every week. like in "the notebook" :rofl:

Trust me. I will never delete this stuff :rofl:

too much blackmail stuff in here

 :rofl:

had a thought once...where i ran for city council, schoolboard or some $hit. so I deleted all of it.

but you had a consistent backup system, and ruined my campaign. jerk





 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I'll call them our "glory" years.. I  have backups of I'd say 6 years worth of RS at home just in case something happened. Go ahead and delete away. "restore"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on August 12, 2015, 02:29:06 PM
I'm glad he doesn't delete this stuff. I've submitted some stuff of his to be read aloud at his wedding :cheers:

yes.  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on August 14, 2015, 09:00:48 AM
see the news about that chemical warehouse in china?

scary.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeXBME2YVQo
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on August 24, 2015, 09:40:44 AM
leaked pics of the new 5 yrs late to the party yamaha sxs.... supposedly a 1000 triple.... :)

looks pretty sekzy  :thumbs: but looks like it has raptor fenders LOL

(http://i1050.photobucket.com/albums/s408/lgimmer/IMG_3155_zps1qiwyh2z.png)

(http://i1050.photobucket.com/albums/s408/lgimmer/2C70E31D-A47E-4445-8DFD-0971E0EDAB92_zpssw5isbyo.png)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on August 24, 2015, 12:08:55 PM
damn, taken with a freakin potato!

:lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on August 24, 2015, 02:07:19 PM
damn, taken with a freakin potato!

:lol:

LOLOLOL

some douche with a flip phone. seriously looks like pics my old trusty sanyo took. lol

OR.... yamaha sanctioned them to generate internet interest... purposely shitty lol theyre announcing two weeks away.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on September 01, 2015, 02:59:53 PM
vid for the newly released yamaha 1000.

manual trans!  :clap:

https://youtu.be/eQYhrRuwOJM
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Mad Dog on September 01, 2015, 08:29:21 PM
So cool, so expensive.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 02, 2015, 08:05:09 AM
Man.. 20k fuk that noise.


step 1. Go buy mid 70's truck for under 1k.
step 2. buy big block motor.
step 3. buy lots of rear tires.
step 4. build 3 more.

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on September 02, 2015, 08:08:50 AM
Man.. 20k fuk that noise.


step 1. Go buy mid 70's truck for under 1k.
step 2. buy big block motor.
step 3. buy lots of rear tires.
step 4. build 3 more.

100% agreed. youre talkin to captain cheap here.  :rofl:

but its still cool.  :thumbs: a sxs version of a raptor sort of.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 02, 2015, 08:32:41 AM
or
go buy 3 raptors.

:rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on September 02, 2015, 08:37:41 AM
or
go buy 3 raptors.

:rofl:


jeesh mang! how you really be feelin?  :rofl:

good morning my hate-fueled friend.  :krandall: good to have you back. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 02, 2015, 11:23:26 AM
or
go buy 3 raptors.

:rofl:


jeesh mang! how you really be feelin?  :rofl:

good morning my hate-fueled friend.  :krandall: good to have you back. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I'm just sayin... the price for these things is to damn high!

You could build a sweet buggy even for 20k!!!!!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on September 02, 2015, 12:19:32 PM
or
go buy 3 raptors.

:rofl:


jeesh mang! how you really be feelin?  :rofl:

good morning my hate-fueled friend.  :krandall: good to have you back. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I'm just sayin... the price for these things is to damn high!

You could build a sweet buggy even for 20k!!!!!



krandall=preacher. peels=choir

LOL

just happy to see yamaha finally do it, thats all. and not be another "me-too" id never pay that for an offroad toy.

if i was near dunes.. different story. that thing would be TEE-YITS
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 02, 2015, 12:56:17 PM
or
go buy 3 raptors.

:rofl:


jeesh mang! how you really be feelin?  :rofl:

good morning my hate-fueled friend.  :krandall: good to have you back. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I'm just sayin... the price for these things is to damn high!

You could build a sweet buggy even for 20k!!!!!



krandall=preacher. peels=choir

LOL

just happy to see yamaha finally do it, thats all. and not be another "me-too" id never pay that for an offroad toy.

if i was near dunes.. different story. that thing would be TEE-YITS


Except, if you were near the dunes, you could have 3 trucks, or 3 raptors, or 2 raptors and 2 yfzs, or a dune buggy or two.

not sure how this math doesn't work for you?
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on September 02, 2015, 02:34:59 PM
well....ruiner.

you killed it the mood. here I was bein all positive and $Hit.

fuk yamaha, right in their ghey 20,000 dollaa a$$es.

:rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 02, 2015, 02:42:35 PM
There we go!

about time you jumped on the train.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on September 02, 2015, 03:09:03 PM
should have known better.

<walks back into corner, hands in pocket, kicking dirt>

 :nod:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 25, 2015, 09:53:21 AM
Pictures from Mt Everest (dead bodies and stories behind them)

kinda crazy to think about.

http://imgur.com/gallery/4UJj0
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on September 25, 2015, 10:17:54 AM
Pictures from Mt Everest (dead bodies and stories behind them)

kinda crazy to think about.

http://imgur.com/gallery/4UJj0

gaaah.

 ::)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on October 02, 2015, 09:44:57 AM
Found this.. pretty much explains it.

Quote
Paradox of the day I don't know if I will ever understand:

Conservative - "I have the right to own a gun, I don't even have to explain why, or what I will do with it, that is none of your business. I support common sense laws regarding gun ownership and any person who abuses their right and uses a gun illegally should be SEVERELY punished, removed from society for a VERY long time."

Liberal - "Guns are an evil and should be removed from the majority of society (how to remove 300-400 million guns is a topic I have not heard clearly defined). People don't need guns anymore, don't need high capacity magazines or ammo. However people caught using a gun in a crime don't warrant any special punishment, armed robbery or home invasion with a gun, 2-3 years in prison and back on the street as prison is not the solution to many criminal problems."

There will never be a perfect solution to this issue in a free society where gun ownership is protected by our highest document and mental illness seems to be a difficult to control problem. The only path I can see that even comes close to approaching any chance of modest success is the conservative option above. You can have a gun, but if you use it in the commission of a crime or in any other way abuse your right to own a gun, game over, you are gone from the program for a very very long time. Would that solve all the problems, of course not, but I am open to "better" ideas if anyone has them.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on October 02, 2015, 10:26:47 AM
Found this.. pretty much explains it.

Quote
Paradox of the day I don't know if I will ever understand:

Conservative - "I have the right to own a gun, I don't even have to explain why, or what I will do with it, that is none of your business. I support common sense laws regarding gun ownership and any person who abuses their right and uses a gun illegally should be SEVERELY punished, removed from society for a VERY long time."

Liberal - "Guns are an evil and should be removed from the majority of society (how to remove 300-400 million guns is a topic I have not heard clearly defined). People don't need guns anymore, don't need high capacity magazines or ammo. However people caught using a gun in a crime don't warrant any special punishment, armed robbery or home invasion with a gun, 2-3 years in prison and back on the street as prison is not the solution to many criminal problems."

There will never be a perfect solution to this issue in a free society where gun ownership is protected by our highest document and mental illness seems to be a difficult to control problem. The only path I can see that even comes close to approaching any chance of modest success is the conservative option above. You can have a gun, but if you use it in the commission of a crime or in any other way abuse your right to own a gun, game over, you are gone from the program for a very very long time. Would that solve all the problems, of course not, but I am open to "better" ideas if anyone has them.

something needs to be done. I WANT to be on conservative side  here.... but when bad shit like this happens, and instead of sadness that children have died, the first thing you do is clutch your pistols like "my precious" you make ALL of us gun owners look bad.

Agreed, you should have a right to own a gun. BUT. it shouldn't be so damned easy to buy and sell them. period. the market is flooded with them. EVERYbody has one. 2nd amendment written long before police departments...and close neighbors. lol that was your main source of protection, and/or feeding your family. we dont all NEED them. I don't think it is a RIGHT anymore, as much as it is a privilege our forefathers gave us. By all means exercise it. but shut the f**k up about it already.

couple interesting things made me think.... everybody STILL all like "al qaeda or ISIS gonna kill us all!" Umm no well do it ourselves, thank you allah.    :(

sick to my stomach again, my friend.  ::)

(http://s3.amazonaws.com/dk-production/images/28719/large/SenateGunfail-deaths.jpg)

(http://mnprogressiveproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/guns-shooting-vs-shoe-terrorist-John-Oliver.jpg)

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on October 02, 2015, 10:51:33 AM
I think the thing I struggle with is...

You can't have an educated debate on it because everyone has their feelings involved with it. I just attempted to reply to two different people on facebook about this. There's just so much damn ignorance its' not even funny. someones response that I chose to ignore and I quote

"Personall, I think they have been brainwashed by Obamas people to do the killings. There have been more mass shootings under Obama than under all the other presidents combined. Coincidence? I think not!"

I have typed up responses about 10x to that and ended up just closing it. I'm just burnt out with the ignorance. The thought is.. ERMAHGERD. if they change one rule that means they are gonna keep slowly changing rules until I can't have my GUN! NOOOOO!!!!!

Jesus fucking H. RELAX YOU FUKWITS!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on October 02, 2015, 11:54:30 AM
I think the thing I struggle with is...

You can't have an educated debate on it because everyone has their feelings involved with it. I just attempted to reply to two different people on facebook about this. There's just so much damn ignorance its' not even funny. someones response that I chose to ignore and I quote

"Personall, I think they have been brainwashed by Obamas people to do the killings. There have been more mass shootings under Obama than under all the other presidents combined. Coincidence? I think not!"

I have typed up responses about 10x to that and ended up just closing it. I'm just burnt out with the ignorance. The thought is.. ERMAHGERD. if they change one rule that means they are gonna keep slowly changing rules until I can't have my GUN! NOOOOO!!!!!

Jesus fucking H. RELAX YOU FUKWITS!


internet high five.  same thing here.... type out logical thought, erase, because you know you'll just be insulted for being "anti-american"

:/


indeed, we have our feelings. I certainly have mine. I'm a born yankee lol and find no "NEED" for a gun as a right. but I use my head, let them have them.

I wouldn't mind receiving the same thought in return.

more of a "i'm lucky to have them, i shall take care of them and know their power." instead of "these are mine, Ill murder everyone who tries to touch them because merika" crap. :)


guns indeed are not the problem(by themselves)

HOWEVER. the kid that shot up the school... imagine if he'd only found a baseball bat instead. would he have still done it... and would it have resulted in so much death?

hardly.

I dont know the whole story, kinda dont wanna. just sorta generalizing... makes me sick.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Mad Dog on October 04, 2015, 03:24:44 PM
The populace is consumed by fear, a collection of fears exacerbated and heightened by those who have something to gain from it as the NRA collects record surpluses and the gun industry sees the best market in modern history.  Conservatives shout about their rights from the rooftops, liberals scream literal bloody murder, and meanwhile nothing gets done because it's far more profitable for both sides to campaign on these problems than come together to discover what to do about them.  Those who try and find solutions are doomed; conservatives to political suicide and liberals to vague half-measures that have little hope of identifying or solving the root cause.

We, the forum, just like the nation, have had these conversations on a regular basis as these shootings have occurred.  During the aftermath of one of the last ones I posted an article, I believe in the shoutbox, that called these things part of our collective routine and that we should stop acting outraged because we've proven we don't really care or have any intention of doing anything about them.  It would appear as though the President has come to the same realization.  Let's just hope none of it ever happens to someone we know and love because I don't think we could handle it when we found out no one else really cared.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on October 05, 2015, 07:59:31 AM
meanwhile nothing gets done because it's far more profitable for both sides to campaign on these problems than come together to discover what to do about them.

I <3 M.D.

:thumbs:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on October 05, 2015, 09:07:18 AM
meanwhile nothing gets done because it's far more profitable for both sides to campaign on these problems than come together to discover what to do about them.

I <3 M.D.

:thumbs:

Mad Dog, you rock. Best way to put it, for reals.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on October 08, 2015, 08:40:57 AM
People suck lol

(https://i.imgur.com/4Klax6P.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on October 08, 2015, 08:58:02 AM
YEP.

its crazy that pre-conceived hate can drive a belief so much, that facts would be ignored. humanity has learned nothing.

lost a FB family member not long ago. posted a OBVIOUSLY(and poorly) photoshopped photo of the Pres and First lady with LEFT hand over their right side of chest for the pledge.

said same thing. "look at this disrespectful piece of s*it.

I called her and everyone of her idiot friends in the comments a hatemonger -she deleted me. "bye felicia"  :rofl:

good or bad president...whatever you think, the level of disgusting disrespect for him and his family's well being make me nauseous.

saying hes dumb. has bad ideas... that fine, THAT is "Dissent" . But, calling him a criminal, a terrorist, or worse, solely because votes didnt go your way..... nope. you are just an asshole. and wishing the president dead. youre just a sucky human being.






Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on October 08, 2015, 09:25:24 AM
I really don't get it. I guess, in all of our presidents, I've never held a torch to any of them thinking they better do this or that my way.
They are going to make decisions to things I like (republican or democrat) and they are going to make decisions that I won't like also! No one is perfect and there is no such thing as the perfect president. The only thing I hope far are that morals and ideas are similar to mine. Don't care if you're black, white, asian, or a woman. Just think about being Hoover during the great depression. Everyone hating you. Your predecessors set you up for failure and then you're basically given a huge target on your back saying.. This is all your fault.. like 6 months after being in office.

Hoover and the 4 before him were republican (to those thinking our problems now are because of a democratic leadership).

Thanks for being a level headed person to chat with regarding politics. I don't have any sort of answers or what the solutions are either. But shit, it definitely isn't as bad as everyone makes it out to be.
you give one person a reason why it's not so bad, and they fire back with 4 articles saying this is still why it's bad.. well guess what... there's all sorts of stupid shit you can find on the internet. You can prove almost any point that you want. Want to smoke all your life. Sure! I can find someone who lived until they were 103 years old had a beer and a pack of cigarettes every day of their life. Eggs are full of cholesterol and you shouldn't eat them anymore. SURE I got 30 of them bitches lined up!!!

The thing is... Everything is bad for you in mass quantity EVEN POLITICS!!!!

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on October 08, 2015, 10:14:59 AM
yeah mang. the thing i get lost on. when someone, either side, doesn't get their way via a vote, the winning side immediately becomes Nazis, traitors, or communists... and i'm like NOOOO... freedom isn't exclusive to just you!

the fact that you're name calling and throwing a fit when you don't get your way and other folks have different ideas makes YOU the nazi/communist. if everyone had the same exact ideas, we WOULD be communist.  neither guns or gays are "ruining the country" folks that believe that nonsense ARE!

america is diverse. keep it that way. every time iv'e ever read the constitution, THAT was the entire reason we are even here in America, and not burned at the stake or in shackles with a shovel in England for having individual thoughts. :) 

we have humanity's greatest learning tool ever(interwebz), yet we refuse to learn from it. just use it to further our own beliefs, and insult those who think otherwise. so weird to me.

anyhoo, hope to share a whiskey wit ya again brudda!

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on October 13, 2015, 07:27:42 AM
wtf

http://www.wftv.com/news/news/local/police-woman-live-streams-herself-while-driving-dr/nnzz8/
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on October 13, 2015, 09:28:20 AM
wtf

http://www.wftv.com/news/news/local/police-woman-live-streams-herself-while-driving-dr/nnzz8/

HOLY $hit.

THIS.

is exactly what the internet was invented for. :lol:

what in the ACTUAL f**k!  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :confused:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 12, 2015, 01:00:39 PM
This made me laugh/smile.

:lol:

http://www.worldatlas.com/articles/hans-island-boundary-dispute-canada-denmark-territorial-conflict.html


tl;dr

There is an island which is disputed territory between Canada and Denmark. The militaries of both countries periodically visit to remove the other guy’s flag and leave a bottle of Danish schnapps or Canadian whiskey.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on November 12, 2015, 01:37:54 PM
This made me laugh/smile.

:lol:

http://www.worldatlas.com/articles/hans-island-boundary-dispute-canada-denmark-territorial-conflict.html


tl;dr

There is an island which is disputed territory between Canada and Denmark. The militaries of both countries periodically visit to remove the other guy’s flag and leave a bottle of Danish schnapps or Canadian whiskey.

awesome.  8)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 13, 2015, 09:44:20 AM
Wasn't sure where to put this...

I wanted to put it into the funny clips thread.. The funny part is.. this girl is serious.

This girl (19 I think) is the lead organizer for a movement of college students who want public college to be free, all students debt erased and then a $15 minimum wage if you work for a college..
When asked "how will all of this be paid for?"
It's pure comedy.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pu1y5g1O3-Y
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on November 13, 2015, 10:17:15 AM
Wasn't sure where to put this...

I wanted to put it into the funny clips thread.. The funny part is.. this girl is serious.

This girl (19 I think) is the lead organizer for a movement of college students who want public college to be free, all students debt erased and then a $15 minimum wage if you work for a college..
When asked "how will all of this be paid for?"
It's pure comedy.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pu1y5g1O3-Y

wow.

bet shes popular.  as in: gets roofied alot during dates.  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 23, 2015, 07:06:33 AM
annnnnd


pretty sweet

https://www.google.com/starwars/
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on November 23, 2015, 08:09:01 AM
annnnnd


pretty sweet

https://www.google.com/starwars/

dark side.


all the way.


lol cant wait to take the kids to it.  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on December 01, 2015, 02:41:31 PM
I love watching pom
You that read wrong
You read that wrong too
You read that twice to make sure you didn't read that wrong.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on December 02, 2015, 08:06:07 AM
I love watching pom
You that read wrong
You read that wrong too
You read that twice to make sure you didn't read that wrong.

you are "cunning linguist"  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on December 02, 2015, 08:25:08 AM
I read it like 5 times before I caught POM
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on December 02, 2015, 09:37:16 AM
I read it like 5 times before I caught POM
:rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on December 02, 2015, 10:48:25 AM
i watch ALLL KIIINSA pom  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on January 22, 2016, 07:28:05 AM
Not sure if any of you guys like Jon Benjamin. He makes me LOL all over. (Bobs burgers/Archer)

http://www.npr.org/2016/01/19/463589100/comedian-jon-benjamins-jazz-album-is-full-of-real-untapped-un-talent
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on January 22, 2016, 09:07:50 AM
Not sure if any of you guys like Jon Benjamin. He makes me LOL all over. (Bobs burgers/Archer)

http://www.npr.org/2016/01/19/463589100/comedian-jon-benjamins-jazz-album-is-full-of-real-untapped-un-talent

just started watching bobs burgers. Aidan's been watching it....

Archer. WAY dirtier than I thought. And I don't stay up late to watch cartoons without my kids. :lol:

HYSTERICAL though.  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on January 22, 2016, 10:22:38 AM
Yeah, I never watched archer, LOOOOOOVE Bobs burgers though. Full of LOL's
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on May 03, 2016, 09:49:10 AM
saw this today... I always get giddy about new engine technology...

400hp in a tiny 88lb engine. if it is durable AT ALL and affordable... oh man.  so many applications...

:rtfm: old news....  sorry.  :rofl:  :rofl:

http://www.engineering.com/DesignerEdge/DesignerEdgeArticles/ArticleID/7071/Nissans-40kg-400HP-Engine.aspx
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on May 04, 2016, 09:06:07 AM
Nissan’s 40kg 400HP Engine
Kyle Maxey posted on February 03, 2014 | 18 Comments | 89272 views

:lol:
poor Peels... he's dumb...

my brother showed me this 2 days ago, i'm like "didn't we look at this like a year ago?"

it would be the perfect Buggy motor tho!

that think is straight up awesome!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on May 04, 2016, 10:22:20 AM
yeah whatever. :bird: :lol:

cool indeed. I dont remember seeing it.

if it can make 400 at 7500 rpm, it COULD make 200 at 4k. imagine the airplane and ultralight  folks would be all over that.

motorcycles.... side by sides.....

400hp @ only 88lbs....  :thumbs:

anyhoo sorry for the old news.  8)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on May 04, 2016, 10:57:06 AM
it's ok Peels, that's the nature of social media..
stuff comes around more than once..

it really is a great motor!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Nick on May 27, 2016, 04:25:50 PM
I'm still kickin! I know ya been dreamin bout me. I can feel it...
Just got back from Vegas for supercross championships, Dumont & Coral Pink. Axleguy, Ryan and myself rented a 38ft class A toy hauler and a 28ft enclosed trailer. That thing was baller, 5 tvs, dish, 2 slideouts, full shitter even! I've rode the raptor once at the dunes this time and once at Oklahoma last year, I can't seem to stay out of the RZR. Just put Barker Duals on it and  she's a beast.
Still working at the excavating company and lovin it. Just got a 15 silverado 1500 also. Kinda wish I went diesel but maybe next time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5QxlvKxejQ
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/nicks700raptor/61BF98D3-7C31-44E4-ABC4-22739BADC22A_zpsd2yibusr.jpg) (http://s146.photobucket.com/user/nicks700raptor/media/61BF98D3-7C31-44E4-ABC4-22739BADC22A_zpsd2yibusr.jpg.html)

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/nicks700raptor/927EEC71-FA4F-4AFE-81B5-43E029CFD997_zpsc3jkljcu.jpg) (http://s146.photobucket.com/user/nicks700raptor/media/927EEC71-FA4F-4AFE-81B5-43E029CFD997_zpsc3jkljcu.jpg.html)
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r243/nicks700raptor/C7D33437-B30B-49B7-990C-2F12C0484966_zpsnyke4yus.jpg) (http://s146.photobucket.com/user/nicks700raptor/media/C7D33437-B30B-49B7-990C-2F12C0484966_zpsnyke4yus.jpg.html)
Landed at the dunes
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Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Mad Dog on May 27, 2016, 05:25:52 PM
Damnit that looks like it was fun.  Thanks for sharing the pics, and good to hear from you.

Ok I think I want to go on another dune trip.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on May 31, 2016, 08:40:42 AM
wow!

freeking awesome man!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on May 31, 2016, 08:45:49 AM
awesome, did you steal another camera from radio shack?

 :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on June 01, 2016, 10:40:08 AM
dammit Nick!! That looks amazing!!!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on June 01, 2016, 11:37:03 AM
dammit Nick!! That looks amazing!!!

ahem. what Randy MEANS to say is: "nobody likes you"
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on August 04, 2016, 11:45:33 AM
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Step1: Highlight the numbers
Step2: Ctrl and F
Step3: Put 9 in
Step4: Enjoy
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on August 04, 2016, 12:03:35 PM
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Step1: Highlight the numbers
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love you too buddy.

 :thumbs:

and thats bloody brilliant!  :clap: :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on August 04, 2016, 12:07:05 PM
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Step4: Enjoy

love you too buddy.

 :thumbs:

and thats bloody brilliant!  :clap: :rofl:

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Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Mad Dog on August 04, 2016, 12:11:39 PM
That was new and original, I thoroughly enjoyed it, thank you for sharing.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on August 04, 2016, 01:02:15 PM
that's cool
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on August 04, 2016, 01:12:56 PM
That was new and original, I thoroughly enjoyed it, thank you for sharing.
:rofl:
:rofl: oh mad dog.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 27, 2016, 09:37:10 AM
Quote
I am not a supporter of Donald Trump's. I should probably say that up front.

However, nobody can tell you who you should or should not vote for.  If I were to tell you, "Here is why you should vote for Trump," or "Here is why you should NOT vote for Trump," I'd just be offering you my view of Trump's campaign, filtered through my personal biases and ideology.  Trump supporters will be happy to list reasons why you should vote for him; his opponents may offer the SAME reasons as evidence you should NOT support him. What matters most are your beliefs and values and the qualities you want in a potential president.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on September 27, 2016, 09:38:48 AM
Quote
I am not a supporter of Donald Trump's. I should probably say that up front.

However, nobody can tell you who you should or should not vote for.  If I were to tell you, "Here is why you should vote for Trump," or "Here is why you should NOT vote for Trump," I'd just be offering you my view of Trump's campaign, filtered through my personal biases and ideology.  Trump supporters will be happy to list reasons why you should vote for him; his opponents may offer the SAME reasons as evidence you should NOT support him. What matters most are your beliefs and values and the qualities you want in a potential president.


 :thumbs:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 27, 2016, 09:40:10 AM
Quote
I am not a supporter of Donald Trump's. I should probably say that up front.

However, nobody can tell you who you should or should not vote for.  If I were to tell you, "Here is why you should vote for Trump," or "Here is why you should NOT vote for Trump," I'd just be offering you my view of Trump's campaign, filtered through my personal biases and ideology.  Trump supporters will be happy to list reasons why you should vote for him; his opponents may offer the SAME reasons as evidence you should NOT support him. What matters most are your beliefs and values and the qualities you want in a potential president.

Found this comment from someone on an article I was reading earlier.. It hit home and is my true belief in all of this bullshit.
I love you all.. Vote for whomever the fuk you wanna vote for.
Krandalls Mad Libs
If <candidate name here> wins, the country is going to shit. They will ban <noun> and will cut taxes on the <wealth class>.
If <candidate name here> wins, I'm moving to <random country where grass is greener>.
GERD Bless Merika.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on September 27, 2016, 09:53:53 AM
:lol:  sounds about right
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on September 27, 2016, 10:10:44 AM
Quote
I am not a supporter of Donald Trump's. I should probably say that up front.

However, nobody can tell you who you should or should not vote for.  If I were to tell you, "Here is why you should vote for Trump," or "Here is why you should NOT vote for Trump," I'd just be offering you my view of Trump's campaign, filtered through my personal biases and ideology.  Trump supporters will be happy to list reasons why you should vote for him; his opponents may offer the SAME reasons as evidence you should NOT support him. What matters most are your beliefs and values and the qualities you want in a potential president.

Found this comment from someone on an article I was reading earlier.. It hit home and is my true belief in all of this bullshit.
I love you all.. Vote for whomever the fuk you wanna vote for.
Krandalls Mad Libs
If <candidate name here> wins, the country is going to shit. They will ban <noun> and will cut taxes on the <wealth class>.
If <candidate name here> wins, I'm moving to <random country where grass is greener>.
GERD Bless Merika.

that's what I'm sick of. Not getting your way on everything doesn't mean the world is going to shit.  Moving out of your country, please. Funny to joke about, I guess. But Ferkin' people are babies.  No politician is going to do everything everybody wants. EVER.  not even Sanders.  LOL who at least I felt was genuine, and had hoped to see do better. But, still didn't agree on everything with the guy. I think If you agree with EVERYTHING, and don't question things at least a little, something is wrong with you.  :rofl:

I tend to vote against things that try to tell OTHER people how to live. Like gay marriage, or gardening in a city, I'm even FOR religion, just not in muh face. How is that stuff oppressive? Other people being allowed to live how they want, and think how they want is NOT oppression for you. Freedom isn't exclusive to YOU. we ALL get it.

But, sadly Fear and hate make money, and make ignorant people feel better about themselves. So even though humanity has the greatest learning tool ever created in their pockets, with which to learn at any moment and think critically, we just keep sharing the same dumb stuff because it agrees with our preconceived ideals, regardless of facts. :) I'm afraid were stuck with both.

I'm amazed at how much we know, yet ignore.  :rofl:  :(

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on September 27, 2016, 12:17:35 PM
Bernie seemed like he truly believed his pitch...
but the sad reality is just that there is not enough money available to support his proposals..
even if you take all the money from all of the top 2% (all their money).. it doesn't even come close..

and even if we could somehow fund free college for everyone.. all it would accomplish is giving everyone a degree that equals a high-school diploma..
so.. everyone would have another worthless piece of paper :shrug:
it's good in theory..

I tend to reject the constant hand-outs, and the "it's not your fault" mentality

if you want something... work for it!
if you don't want to work hard... live like shit... I don't care!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 27, 2016, 12:49:38 PM
I tend to reject the constant hand-outs, and the "it's not your fault" mentality

if you want something... work for it!
if you don't want to work hard... live like shit... I don't care!

I agree with that mentality to a point, I know a decent chunk of people whom I worked with or went to school with where there are valid reasons why they can't work or can't hold legit full time jobs due to some sort of physical handicap. I do believe there should be programs out there that assist them to lead a somewhat normal life.  Heck, I'd imagine if you don't already there's probably something for Spencer to give a credit or some sort of assistance.
(don't get me wrong... there's also a part of me that wonders why we have medicine to solve peanut allergy and the others lead a normal life, whats wrong with a little natural selection?)

If someone is fully capable of working some sort of job, I fully agree that assistance should be limited and a job should be demanded of them.

There's this common mentality that everyone out there is scamming the system. I know first hand there are..
Shit, my youngest cousin is... 20 now? hasn't had a job ever, got knocked up and is having a baby. Lives at home with her parents. No car, no job, plans on living with mom and dad soaking up assistance. Pisses me the fk off.  HOWEVER, there's tons of people who it's extremely valid and warranted.

It's easy to lump everyone into one bucket and call them as you see them. It's like everyone who says that drug tests should be given for people who get EBT stamps. It's funny because I come from an area north of the twin cities where there's not really any black/african american population. My family is largely racist it's pretty sad what I hear them say at family gatherings... They assume if the person is black and on welfare that they must do drugs. :shrug: I get it, I had that stereotype as well..
This past winter, There was a report that came out (lemme find it..)
"In February, a report on Tennessee's welfare applicants revealed that merely 37 out of 16,017 applicants tested positive for illegal drug use. That rate comes out to 0.23% of total applicants."

I'm all in for drug screening, I don't want my money going to someone who doesn't need it however.. I'm guessing to have this program in place costs more than the benefits of it...

Long story short. I work hard for my money and don't want to see what I pay in be abused. I'd love my taxes to be trimmed a bit so I'm not paying in as much. The other side of the coin for free tuition, I'd like to see free tuition be granted for a blue collar trade. Pipe fitter, electrician, etc.. Something in the trade sector.. Somewhere in the last 20 years this vision of "you need a degree to be successful" took off and it's a complete shit show now.. You have college kids going to school beause they "" need it, racking up all this debt and they get out of school to find nothing available in what they want.  Get them into a trade where theres not as many people going into it as are coming out! that's what we need!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on September 27, 2016, 02:04:07 PM


this quote from krandall:

Somewhere in the last 20 years this vision of "you need a degree to be successful" took off and it's a complete shit show now.. You have college kids going to school because they "" need it, racking up all this debt and they get out of school to find nothing available in what they want.  Get them into a trade where theres not as many people going into it as are coming out! that's what we need!




dude.

ferk

yes

wow. And money hoarding also equals success. WRONG. living comfortably with your family, and being able to enjoy life, and still handle your responsibilities....time to read that calvin and hobbes strip again, Rando

IMHO, Theres is a place for everyone. But as a society, we've said we don't give a FERK about you if you arent financially successful.  Never mind all those people who are financially successful are just that on the backs of folks who, honestly, work just as hard. Like the people who make our food, stock the shelves where we buy it... those folks don't count anymore. YOu know,Just work harder... and you can be the manager. well.... if they all did that, wed all be fucked. We have to admit we need everyone doing those things.

I lol at those guys who's noses are up "i attended xxxx college" good for you. you still suck. and My brothers College Diploma got him the cart pusher job at wal mart.  it means NOTHING to me.  :rofl: know I bitch about my bro, but I'm not certain he could handle more.  and he does a good job at it. works hard. And Im glad I don't have to do it. So it wouldn't bother me to help a person like that....

as far as taxes.... were earning the most we ever have and it barely feels like it. we get it from both ends. SO, Id just rather my paycheck taxes  go to helping someone who needs it, rather than to a guy who could wipe his ass with hundies, all because he might provide jobs if he gets it. (you know those jobs are in china) Even if that means some poor folks will abuse it. they always will. not gonna stop. but a rich bastard doing that, bothers me WAY more, because he doesn't need the help in the first place.


My big anger right now, is the pharmaceutical industry. Holy ballsacks does that need some more regulations.   :mad:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on September 27, 2016, 03:26:22 PM
Randy.. I'm not sure I could agree more

of course we need to help those folks who are unable to function normally (like my boy)
I don't believe even most hardcore right wing whack-job would ever dispute that..

I am 100% sure the abuse of the system around here is CRAZY high ... serious problem!
if it's drugs... laziness... or both.. don't know and don't care
would love to see some sort of reform


when I was 18.. mom said... you need to go to College, the Military or GTFO.. I can't afford you..
so I went and got a job at a print shop...

sink or swim...

I could rant for days

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on September 27, 2016, 04:06:58 PM
Randy.. I'm not sure I could agree more

of course we need to help those folks who are unable to function normally (like my boy)
I don't believe even most hardcore right wing whack-job would ever dispute that..

I am 100% sure the abuse of the system around here is CRAZY high ... serious problem!
if it's drugs... laziness... or both.. don't know and don't care
would love to see some sort of reform


when I was 18.. mom said... you need to go to College, the Military or GTFO.. I can't afford you..
so I went and got a job at a print shop...

sink or swim...

I could rant for days

yup, that's how it works. same from My dad. couldn't think of anything I knew I'd want to spend money to learn. so I avoided it. No regret really. Other than I could make a little more I guess (undeservedly) He was like "if you arent going to school, youre going to work. And I did. Riveting and insulating school buses. Was a good gig. Iv'e considered returning to school, but still. for what? and the cost would only be a bit under earnings, and I'd probably have to work more. I don't "love" what I do, but I don't hate it either, I OWN it. We all have to work. That old BS about only doing what you love, I hate that. WE cant ALL do that. You can love what you do and be just as content.  8)

the abuse is that some of those folks were sold the american dream as a gift, and not something you have the ability to earn. Then the companies leave, and they have no way to earn it, so they just take it, because you know.... Americans deserve it.   :rolleyes: then they keep having babies because life is easy. and re-teaching this ethic. and the cycle continues. I could also rant .....about the population size being untenable.

Ill be honest. if everything was taken from me, and it was possible to fudge things to get assistance, I'm not certain I'm above it. Especially with my kids. Don't really care what it takes.


 
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on September 27, 2016, 05:03:52 PM
what a fuckin mess... and the notion that electing one over the other will fix it is insane!

I just hope whoever gets elected doesn't make it worse
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 28, 2016, 07:21:15 AM
Ill be honest. if everything was taken from me, and it was possible to fudge things to get assistance, I'm not certain I'm above it. Especially with my kids. Don't really care what it takes.

And you know what... That's exactly what those programs are created for. A temporary fix for people who need assistance.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on September 28, 2016, 08:14:24 AM
what a fuckin mess... and the notion that electing one over the other will fix it is insane!

I just hope whoever gets elected doesn't make it worse

 :rolleyes: Like the world is gonna end if you pick the wrong one.... :yawn: President really doesn't do much for the every day person like me. THat job belongs to congress, and they suck droopy ballz at it. They almost all need fired. think Ill vote straight down to remove incumbents. Just getting so tired of blaming everyone else for their problems, and never communicating with the idea of seeking solutions.

all I hear: "Hes not in my political party, I'm not voting with him, even if its the best thing for every person in this country!"  then facts are spun FROM that.

that is the dumbest thing. but you know they do it so they can be reelected.

Ill be honest. if everything was taken from me, and it was possible to fudge things to get assistance, I'm not certain I'm above it. Especially with my kids. Don't really care what it takes.

And you know what... That's exactly what those programs are created for. A temporary fix for people who need assistance.

yep. Unemployment. FYI. we've both used it, once each. But I know MANY folks that Abuse it. And I would bet money 99%(at least here) ARE NOT Black or Mexican,  which thats who we choose to  blame our financial problems on. Couldn't be US? never.

Adam ruins everything was pretty good last night.

ruined the proposed border wall and mass deportation.  And pointed out how shitty our immigration policies are. Also reminded me of the mass deportation of Mexicans that we already tried, that isn't really taught in school. I heard about it from Mexican friends out in Cali...certainly never mentioned in Iowa.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikDOM2k1jkw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCUW9H3rt_A

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on September 28, 2016, 08:57:44 AM
Unemployment ???

that's not a social program... we all (Employers) pay into that.. and if you have a former employee on it.. you pay more (Quite a bit more)

and I was on that once..
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on September 28, 2016, 09:41:36 AM
Unemployment ???

that's not a social program... we all (Employers) pay into that.. and if you have a former employee on it.. you pay more (Quite a bit more)

and I was on that once..

sorry...yeah. I forget about that part of it. But its still a program which gets REALLY abused, and it becomes social, because the rest of us pay for it one way or another(indirectly) HERE, at least, it's policed by the state.

Felt bad the whole time I was on it.  And knew a guy who did his best to maximize his time on it. I HATED having to call in, just to get a check. But glad it was there. Had a baby on the way and could have been worse.

the hiring market here is in dire straits. weve run out so many good employees.... But need help so sometimes, the bad ones come back. We have one right now, worked for ME before. ALWAYS scheming. calling in sick, hurt, whatever.... they rehired her after 3 yrs. shes been back MAYBE 2 weeks. Supposedly hurt her knee, and is off on work. comp. already.  :mad: I worry about ever having to be on that, and those people makin me look bad.

Heffer, I dont think I'd last long as a business owner if I had to pay employees, and got that in return. I lack the continuous calm. I think there would be fisticuffs :rofl: Iv'e been in trouble before, because I guess your'e not supposed to speak your mind :) Folks learned back in the day, dont threaten me to quit. Just fukin leave. :bird: Also, Church is not a valid reason you cant be at work.  But you cant tell the employee "even Jesus is on the clock"  that's supposedly crossing the line. :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on September 28, 2016, 10:00:11 AM
lol... yea... that's maybe not cool

there is a reason I no longer have employees, the bullshit costs and regulations.. the right and wrong.. the calling in sick... FERK all that

my wife would freak out on hers if she had any.. she is in the same boat as me... zero tolerance for lazy

the nice thing about unemployment... it's not a permanent solution.. it expires!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on September 28, 2016, 10:19:14 AM
lol... yea... that's maybe not cool

there is a reason I no longer have employees, the bullshit costs and regulations.. the right and wrong.. the calling in sick... FERK all that

my wife would freak out on hers if she had any.. she is in the same boat as me... zero tolerance for lazy

the nice thing about unemployment... it's not a permanent solution.. it expires!

Yessir.   :thumbs:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Mad Dog on October 04, 2016, 10:12:06 PM
Guys I think you have a nice discussion going here.  I don't have the time or the inclination to delve too deeply into this with you but I would suggest the discussion would benefit from a brush up on your domestic spending policies.  The 10% of federal spending allocated to the Social Safety Net includes SSI payouts for the disabled and elderly, tax credits that economists and politicians agree work like the EITC, the deduction anyone with a kid gets for each dependent, unemployment insurance, and of course direct aid.  Google something called "TANF", which is the current name for the thing people think of when they think "welfare".  This accounts for less than 1/4 of one percent of the federal budget, or around $8 billion.  Combine that with SNAP (foodstamps) and at best your family is at 80% of the poverty line and bringing in around 1/3rd the median income. 

I'm a single male with no dependents, paying more income tax as a percentage of earnings than most, and I am not happy with the way my tax dollars are being spent.  But to think that these programs are somehow the root cause of the breakdown in our society and our collective economic malaise is a narrative disassociated from reality.  We humans hate the thought that someone else is getting one over on us;  the idea that someone else got a better deal on a good or service, the idea that someone else gets to cut in line or receive preferential treatment.  We scorn those with their hands out and belittle those who were born into wealth, insisting that we are morally and spiritually superior to both clases because "we had to work for it and so should they".

I'm not saying there aren't people taking advantage of the system but the idea that those numbers add up to make a meaningful difference in my tax bill or yours is a bit of a stretch.  It reminds me of the laws and steps we're taking towards eliminating voter ID fraud, something that happens at a rate of 26 convictions per 197 Million votes.  Let's not let the narrative distort reality, but rather keep these egregious anecdotes in context with the full width and breadth of our economic stage.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on October 05, 2016, 08:32:05 AM
leave it to MD to piss all over our distorted reality
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on October 05, 2016, 08:38:11 AM
MD.

Firstly. I totally agree. Poor people abusing welfare isn't nearly the huge problem conservative(generalizing here) folks would have you believe. -in relation to the real costly problems, such as war, billionaire handouts, and general government a$$f*ckery. I do not have a problem with helping people. I DO have a problem with giving MILLIONS to people, just because they have good lawyers.

furthermore, I am a fan of your intelligent wording, as usual. Using the word "Malaise" correctly in a sentence, with proper context, just MIGHT have prejudiced that agreement with you. Im so dazzled, It would be difficult for me to argue, even if I wanted to. which I don't. Because you are correct. have a nice day.   :rofl:

this just made me so happy. "Warning - while you were typing a new reply has been posted. You may wish to review your post." well I Dont care enough to review it. :lol:

leave it to MD to piss all over our distorted reality

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on October 05, 2016, 09:05:48 AM
Guys I think you have a nice discussion going here.  I don't have the time or the inclination to delve too deeply into this with you but I would suggest the discussion would benefit from a brush up on your domestic spending policies.
YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

I'm not saying there aren't people taking advantage of the system but the idea that those numbers add up to make a meaningful difference in my tax bill or yours is a bit of a stretch.  It reminds me of the laws and steps we're taking towards eliminating voter ID fraud, something that happens at a rate of 26 convictions per 197 Million votes.  Let's not let the narrative distort reality, but rather keep these egregious anecdotes in context with the full width and breadth of our economic stage.
Well, La di da MR FRENCHMAN!



Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on October 05, 2016, 09:17:41 AM
Guys I think you have a nice discussion going here.  I don't have the time or the inclination to delve too deeply into this with you but I would suggest the discussion would benefit from a brush up on your domestic spending policies.
YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

I'm not saying there aren't people taking advantage of the system but the idea that those numbers add up to make a meaningful difference in my tax bill or yours is a bit of a stretch.  It reminds me of the laws and steps we're taking towards eliminating voter ID fraud, something that happens at a rate of 26 convictions per 197 Million votes.  Let's not let the narrative distort reality, but rather keep these egregious anecdotes in context with the full width and breadth of our economic stage.
Well, La di da MR FRENCHMAN!


In the 2nd quote, in which you call out MD as a FRENCHMAN, there are no words of even remotely french descent.  :rofl: 

You know? living in canada's taint, I'd think you should notice this.   :confused:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on October 05, 2016, 09:57:54 AM
Guys I think you have a nice discussion going here.  I don't have the time or the inclination to delve too deeply into this with you but I would suggest the discussion would benefit from a brush up on your domestic spending policies.
YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

I'm not saying there aren't people taking advantage of the system but the idea that those numbers add up to make a meaningful difference in my tax bill or yours is a bit of a stretch.  It reminds me of the laws and steps we're taking towards eliminating voter ID fraud, something that happens at a rate of 26 convictions per 197 Million votes.  Let's not let the narrative distort reality, but rather keep these egregious anecdotes in context with the full width and breadth of our economic stage.
Well, La di da MR FRENCHMAN!


In the 2nd quote, in which you call out MD as a FRENCHMAN, there are no words of even remotely french descent.  :rofl: 

You know? living in canada's taint, I'd think you should notice this.   :confused:

NEAT STORY ASSHOLE! It was just a quote from the Simpsons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXJkLBj6G1k

cripes.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on October 05, 2016, 10:32:14 AM
well..
we can all only draw from our own experiences and our circle of influence, and since the nearest county to me with any serious population is Saginaw county (about 3/4 of a city block away from my home)

population 2013 was 196,542
and in that same year there were 57,561 on FAP (food assistance programs)
you could see how I would personally see that problem as a larger issue than someone in a more "" well off area would see it
in 2014, and 2015, there has  been a slight drop in FAP recipients in Saginaw county, "slight"... but note worthy.

we have had similar discussions when speaking of "gun violence" (that term still cracks me up)
it's all about your surroundings (lets use IA for example)
according to neighborhood scout (take THAT for what it's worth)
chances of becoming a victim of a Violent crime in Saginaw Michigan is 1 in 58 (other areas of Michigan are MUCH lower of course.. and some higher)
chances of becoming a victim in Iowa is only 1 in 366 (not sure of any cities close to Peels that would be fair to compare)

my point being... it's all about where you live and what you see

and around here.. it's pretty shitty

go to any Wal-mart around here and watch how many people are using the "bridge card" (our food stamp program) to buy chips, pop, and expensive brand products, that could be cheaper to buy store brand (Kellogg cereal instead of store brand)..
Ice cream, Doritos and Pepsi are NOT food assistance worthy... it's BULLSHIT!
Michigan's assistance program needs a total re-design!
with modern "bar-code" scanning, it would be pretty easy to have authorized products and those that are not.
much like our "WIC" assistance program for pregnant women young children... it is MUCH better

I could give examples all fucking day..

so.. YES MD..
on a national scale it's not as bleak as some paint it..
but on a more local scale it's a huge cluster FERK



Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on October 05, 2016, 10:41:15 AM
nah its the same here. tons of people using it. its bad but not THAT bad. In line grocery store yesterday, lady, 3 kids looked very able bodied to me. used the card. But bought sensible items and two birthday cakes lol...couldn't speak english. It irked me. but... again. a rich FERK skimming millions from tax evasion so he can buy a new lakehouse pisses me off way more.

heres anther way to put how I see it: If taxes are going to help 1000 needy families and 300 of them are scamming, it bothers me more, if the same amount of tax dollars go to 10 rich people and only 3 of them scammed, because theyve fudged their expenses.

on the same token... the people on assistance that get a tax return of more than they even earned due to credits. FUUUUUUUUUUUCK that. just straight up FUUUUUUCCCK it. HUGE pet peeve. I know of plenty of people. that is a loophole that must be closed immediately. you should not get more than you put in. PERIOD.

wait. but really....I have a serious question.

they call their assistance program..... FAP?

i'm done with this topic. i cant even continue  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


and.

LOL RANDY
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on October 05, 2016, 10:44:25 AM
yea.. FAP... who thought of that
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on October 05, 2016, 10:49:17 AM
yea.. FAP... who thought of that

I bet I qualify for that assistance.  :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on October 05, 2016, 10:55:38 AM
I've been an expert since about 13... I NEED NO ASSISTANCE
(I would enjoy some... but I don't need it)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on October 05, 2016, 11:08:21 AM
I've been an expert since about 13... I NEED NO ASSISTANCE
(I would enjoy some... but I don't need it)


ah. THAT'S how the name came about.

because thats what you do when youre on it. :jerkoff:

think were on to something. and Id be HAPPY to assist.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on November 29, 2016, 01:14:34 PM
gonna get all hippie and throw some 'feels' at ya.

ever just have a day, thats just $hitty? not like your life is going to end $hitty.. just $HITTY? weather sucks, everything goes wrong... you know? First-worldly-$hitty.... But then hear something terrible that puts you inane bull$hit into perspective, and makes you feel petty, and so you just move on, because you know how stupid you are.....

that was me yesterday.  Got handed 53 hrs of unplanned work to do this week... then... Huge software crash, lost 27,000 records of data. had to re-process. Finally get it all done and even printed-took me all day. then, I  drop the huge skid of postcards rounding a corner with the palletjack, and a bunch lands in a puddle of compressor oil. TWICE. run back, reprint the affected pieces. take them back out. someone stole my pallet jack, and knocked my $hit over in the process for a third time. I was in full stab a mofo  mode. :lol:

then I come back to my desk, and someone hands me this card to sign for a coworker (a Very nice person, who runs tons of charities for local needy, and animal shelter stuff, been working with her for 15 yrs) Im like "dafuk is this for?"  :confused: I open the card and see "condolences" and "sorry for your loss" stuff....

Well. Over the weekend, apparently, her 18 yr old son inexplicably collapsed and died out of the blue. still no cause determined.  :( :cry: :( :cry: :(

seriously, my $hit is so amazingly trivial, I was actually frozen in place. couldn't function for a few minutes.

hug your kids, take care of your loved ones. Time is limited, so let's not waste it.

that is all. have a nice day gents.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on November 30, 2016, 08:47:36 AM
:thumbs:

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on November 30, 2016, 09:26:14 AM
Sorry to hear about all the troubles, peelio. Lifes a cruel bitch that's for sure.

From one of my favorite games "Portal"

(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/121/214/tumblr_lku7ehWsy51qzikmfo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on November 30, 2016, 09:32:39 AM
Sorry to hear about all the troubles, peelio. Lifes a cruel bitch that's for sure.

From one of my favorite games "Portal"

(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/121/214/tumblr_lku7ehWsy51qzikmfo1_500.jpg)

thats awesome.  :rofl:


clarify. No problems here. thats my point. Saving my energy for real life probs :)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Mad Dog on December 05, 2016, 10:08:12 AM
:reality: :(
We're on the same wavelength peels.

I listen to BBC radio a lot on my way in from the hotel to the hospital (20 min drive), one morning around 4:00am I got there but sat in the parking lot because there was this captivating interview with a doctor.  The BBC had visited a shelled out hospital in Syria and spoke with a doc who gave an account of the things he deals with on a daily basis.  The story was very emotional for me to hear, imagining the world that he was describing and the selflessness he displayed simply by continuing to show up every day.  I thought about the work I had ahead of me that day, the conference calls, the difficult people, and the stress I regularly put myself under.  I had some deep introspection about how I had allowed my little corner of the world to envelop and consume me and realized that I'd watched many friends and family members do the same; remembering that at previous times I had thought to myself that "they don't really have any stress in their lives compared to me".  I understood in this moment that I, just like those I had dismissed as drama queens, had failed in my quest for humility.  I sat there another 15 minutes or so, buried in my own psyche and struggling for perspective.

In the end I realized that, if nothing else, I needed to lighten up.  I'm still de-compiling that experience in my idle moments, approximately 2 months later, in an effort to know myself better.  What I do know is that my world isn't so bad, and it's important to step back and recognize that as a sanity check once in a while.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on December 05, 2016, 10:25:21 AM
:reality: :(
We're on the same wavelength peels.

I listen to BBC radio a lot on my way in from the hotel to the hospital (20 min drive), one morning around 4:00am I got there but sat in the parking lot because there was this captivating interview with a doctor.  The BBC had visited a shelled out hospital in Syria and spoke with a doc who gave an account of the things he deals with on a daily basis.  The story was very emotional for me to hear, imagining the world that he was describing and the selflessness he displayed simply by continuing to show up every day.  I thought about the work I had ahead of me that day, the conference calls, the difficult people, and the stress I regularly put myself under.  I had some deep introspection about how I had allowed my little corner of the world to envelop and consume me and realized that I'd watched many friends and family members do the same; remembering that at previous times I had thought to myself that "they don't really have any stress in their lives compared to me".  I understood in this moment that I, just like those I had dismissed as drama queens, had failed in my quest for humility.  I sat there another 15 minutes or so, buried in my own psyche and struggling for perspective.

In the end I realized that, if nothing else, I needed to lighten up.  I'm still de-compiling that experience in my idle moments, approximately 2 months later, in an effort to know myself better.  What I do know is that my world isn't so bad, and it's important to step back and recognize that as a sanity check once in a while.

 :thumbs:

MD if you werent a ginger, id marry you.

oh yeah, and a dude. there is that SMALL detail. :humper:

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on December 05, 2016, 12:23:31 PM
:reality: :(
We're on the same wavelength peels.

I listen to BBC radio a lot on my way in from the hotel to the hospital (20 min drive), one morning around 4:00am I got there but sat in the parking lot because there was this captivating interview with a doctor.  The BBC had visited a shelled out hospital in Syria and spoke with a doc who gave an account of the things he deals with on a daily basis.  The story was very emotional for me to hear, imagining the world that he was describing and the selflessness he displayed simply by continuing to show up every day.  I thought about the work I had ahead of me that day, the conference calls, the difficult people, and the stress I regularly put myself under.  I had some deep introspection about how I had allowed my little corner of the world to envelop and consume me and realized that I'd watched many friends and family members do the same; remembering that at previous times I had thought to myself that "they don't really have any stress in their lives compared to me".  I understood in this moment that I, just like those I had dismissed as drama queens, had failed in my quest for humility.  I sat there another 15 minutes or so, buried in my own psyche and struggling for perspective.

In the end I realized that, if nothing else, I needed to lighten up.  I'm still de-compiling that experience in my idle moments, approximately 2 months later, in an effort to know myself better.  What I do know is that my world isn't so bad, and it's important to step back and recognize that as a sanity check once in a while.

I really enjoy reading your well thought/spoken comments. I watched my dad go through these same emotions when he was going through his cancer treatment. Timeline he was given, 5 years would be minimum up until who knows. As he was going through his treatment, he was being rolled down hallways where there were kids no older than 8 laid out on tables or being pushed around in wheel chairs going through the same treatments he's had done. Except, my dad is old enough to know how to cope with those things and has had his time to lead a normal life. Listening to my dad talk like that was an eye opener for me, made all of my problems I have seem very small and insignificant.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on December 05, 2016, 01:13:02 PM
every year... this company called "Wright & Filippis" puts on an event at the Saginaw Zoo called "Wheelchair Days" where they pay for all of these disabled kids (and families) to attend the zoo, they put on games and food.. the whole spread.. it is AMAZING
walking around with Spencer.... really puts into perspective how NOT BAD I have it..
sure.. we have our challenges.. I'm still wiping butts after 14 years.. we have some violent fits... some outbursts in public.. he can't really talk..
but SOME of these kids... man... they are just shells of humans...
totally disabled, 100% paralysis .. drooling... it's REALLY an eye opener!
just crushes your soul... so sad
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on December 05, 2016, 01:20:02 PM
:reality: :(
We're on the same wavelength peels.

I listen to BBC radio a lot on my way in from the hotel to the hospital (20 min drive), one morning around 4:00am I got there but sat in the parking lot because there was this captivating interview with a doctor.  The BBC had visited a shelled out hospital in Syria and spoke with a doc who gave an account of the things he deals with on a daily basis.  The story was very emotional for me to hear, imagining the world that he was describing and the selflessness he displayed simply by continuing to show up every day.  I thought about the work I had ahead of me that day, the conference calls, the difficult people, and the stress I regularly put myself under.  I had some deep introspection about how I had allowed my little corner of the world to envelop and consume me and realized that I'd watched many friends and family members do the same; remembering that at previous times I had thought to myself that "they don't really have any stress in their lives compared to me".  I understood in this moment that I, just like those I had dismissed as drama queens, had failed in my quest for humility.  I sat there another 15 minutes or so, buried in my own psyche and struggling for perspective.

In the end I realized that, if nothing else, I needed to lighten up.  I'm still de-compiling that experience in my idle moments, approximately 2 months later, in an effort to know myself better.  What I do know is that my world isn't so bad, and it's important to step back and recognize that as a sanity check once in a while.

I really enjoy reading your well thought/spoken comments. I watched my dad go through these same emotions when he was going through his cancer treatment. Timeline he was given, 5 years would be minimum up until who knows. As he was going through his treatment, he was being rolled down hallways where there were kids no older than 8 laid out on tables or being pushed around in wheel chairs going through the same treatments he's had done. Except, my dad is old enough to know how to cope with those things and has had his time to lead a normal life. Listening to my dad talk like that was an eye opener for me, made all of my problems I have seem very small and insignificant.

yeah man, i feel ya. the ferkin C word....  :mad:

Remember when dad went through that. The cancer area at the VA hospital, around all the vets, some who are already past their prognosis, and aren't regretful about anything...because they already went through shit that made them treasure their life...those dudes were happy as hell.... It sorta makes you want to be a better person.  :thumbs:

perspective is everything.

right on heffer. that's really cool.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on December 19, 2016, 12:46:49 PM
little smily "feels" story for ya. could be in the "kids say the damndest things" thread too.

Im sure youve all heard my wifes history. Mom left with douchebag mulleted dad to shitsville Indiana in the 80's when she was 2, then his cunty family didnt like she was there taking from his own kids.  So her grandma brought her home, and raised her HERE.

shes moved on of course, but it nags at her sometimes, especially since her Grandma died 6 yrs ago... Didnt realize that when she died, Nichole lost HER family Xmas shindigs... it Started buggin her this year kinda outta nowhere. And her mom isnt doing so well, financially. her new husband is getting ferked by his health.

so the crux of my tale.... On the surface, it would appear that with my boys,  I am raising heathens, that will be a burden to society, and that still may be true because thats what I do. LOL but....we had a glimmer of hope.....

I took the boys for some quick xmas shopping for momma last weekend. And in our household, we're really in a "no junk" mode for presents and whatnot. Rather spend $ on doing things. vacas etc.  So were eating lunch, I ask them for their thoughts. Aidan... who is normally brooding and quasi-emo at 13years old:

"Hey, maybe since Mom has never spent Xmas with her own mom, and Mimi(their nickname for her) can't afford to do anything because she has no money, why dont we just pay for her to come her and stay for Xmas?"

well. My old hardened heart exploded into little pieces right in front of me :lol:

Messaged her well pay for all her expenses, and she was into it. so I think its going down.

 :) :) :) :) :) :)

merry christmas ladies. :kiss:




Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on December 19, 2016, 01:06:47 PM
that's awesome Peels


(https://media2.giphy.com/media/C1gEvbqAOBSzS/200_s.gif)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on December 19, 2016, 01:13:15 PM
<awwwwww chat>
haha, awesome peelio! Good kiddos' you got there.

<onto standard krandall chat>



Mimi does realize you guys are trying to fly her to Iowa though right? Before she accepts and all...

I'd maybe give her a call just to double-let her know it's Iowa.

Personally, I'd rather spend Christmas alone.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on December 19, 2016, 01:20:54 PM
:lol:

planes don't LAND there... they "" fly over it

she'll have to drive a long way
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on December 19, 2016, 01:34:54 PM
<awwwwww chat>
haha, awesome peelio! Good kiddos' you got there.

<onto standard krandall chat>



Mimi does realize you guys are trying to fly her to Iowa though right? Before she accepts and all...

I'd maybe give her a call just to double-let her know it's Iowa.

Personally, I'd rather spend Christmas alone.



Um shes from here sooo....yeah.


asshole.  :rofl: :rofl:


 :conceit:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Mad Dog on December 20, 2016, 11:03:07 AM
Cool story, but ferk you for making me awwwww at that shit. Today was not scheduled as a "feels with peels" day.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on December 20, 2016, 11:06:49 AM
ok fine. sorry. trying to brighten this place up lol

back to the regularly scheduled depravity.  ;)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on December 20, 2016, 11:45:24 AM
<awwwwww chat>
haha, awesome peelio! Good kiddos' you got there.

<onto standard krandall chat>



Mimi does realize you guys are trying to fly her to Iowa though right? Before she accepts and all...

I'd maybe give her a call just to double-let her know it's Iowa.

Personally, I'd rather spend Christmas alone.



Um shes from here sooo....yeah.


asshole.  :rofl: :rofl:


 :conceit:

Tell her, "We from RaptorSource send our condolences."
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on December 20, 2016, 01:29:04 PM
"condolences"  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

GERD damn! its not THAT bad here.... cripes almighty.  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

i mean almost, but not QUITE.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on December 20, 2016, 01:54:11 PM
yea....
there's a reason YOU travel to see us... but not the other way around

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on December 20, 2016, 02:36:44 PM
yea....
there's a reason YOU travel to see us... but not the other way around




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Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on December 20, 2016, 05:38:13 PM
lol

that's why we love Peels
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on February 14, 2017, 09:34:32 AM
Just lol's  :rofl:

https://imgur.com/a/Gjcb5
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on February 14, 2017, 02:00:11 PM
ehhh.. it was modaratiely funy .. I guv it a 5/7

FYI, put Hefe on Facebook = Robert Graves :lol:

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on February 15, 2017, 10:12:22 AM
I missed out on this yesterday

A Valentines Day poem for you guys :kiss:

http://i.imgur.com/riX08Dm.gifv



 :conceit:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on February 15, 2017, 11:19:42 AM
is it wrong that I am ALL ABOUT that crazy bitch!
I would totally get down with her!

:dance:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on February 16, 2017, 08:03:58 AM
Just lol's  :rofl:

https://imgur.com/a/Gjcb5

there so many Brendan Sullivans in the world.  :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on March 07, 2017, 10:09:33 AM
Going through a few things on Reddit. Led me to this post

Question was: Have you ever picked up a hitch-hiker?

here goes the post. Pretty neat. :thumbs:

Just about every time I see someone I stop. I kind of got out of the habit in the last couple of years, moved to a big city and all that, my girlfriend wasn't too stoked on the practice. Then some shit happened to me that changed me and I am back to offering rides habitually. If you would indulge me, it is long story and has almost nothing to do with hitch hiking other than happening on a road.
This past year I have had 3 instances of car trouble. A blow out on a freeway, a bunch of blown fuses and an out of gas situation. All of them were while driving other people's cars which, for some reason, makes it worse on an emotional level. It makes it worse on a practical level as well, what with the fact that I carry things like a jack and extra fuses in my car, and know enough not to park, facing downhill, on a steep incline with less than a gallon of fuel.
Anyway, each of these times this shit happened I was DISGUSTED with how people would not bother to help me. I spent hours on the side of the freeway waiting, watching roadside assistance vehicles blow past me, for AAA to show. The 4 gas stations I asked for a gas can at told me that they couldn't loan them out "for my safety" but I could buy a really shitty 1-gallon one with no cap for $15. It was enough, each time, to make you say shit like "this country is going to hell in a handbasket."
But you know who came to my rescue all three times? Immigrants. Mexican immigrants. None of them spoke a lick of the language. But one of those dudes had a profound affect on me.
He was the guy that stopped to help me with a blow out with his whole family of 6 in tow. I was on the side of the road for close to 4 hours. Big jeep, blown rear tire, had a spare but no jack. I had signs in the windows of the car, big signs that said NEED A JACK and offered money. No dice. Right as I am about to give up and just hitch out there a van pulls over and dude bounds out. He sizes the situation up and calls for his youngest daughter who speaks english. He conveys through her that he has a jack but it is too small for the Jeep so we will need to brace it. He produces a saw from the van and cuts a log out of a downed tree on the side of the road. We rolled it over, put his jack on top, and bam, in business. I start taking the wheel off and, if you can believe it, I broke his tire iron. It was one of those collapsible ones and I wasn't careful and I snapped the head I needed clean off. FERK.
No worries, he runs to the van, gives it to his wife and she is gone in a flash, down the road to buy a tire iron. She is back in 15 minutes, we finish the job with a little sweat and cussing (stupid log was starting to give), and I am a very happy man. We are both filthy and sweaty. The wife produces a large water jug for us to wash our hands in. I tried to put a 20 in the man's hand but he wouldn't take it so I instead gave it to his wife as quietly as I could. I thanked them up one side and down the other. I asked the little girl where they lived, thinking maybe I could send them a gift for being so awesome. She says they live in Mexico. They are here so mommy and daddy can pick peaches for the next few weeks. After that they are going to pick cherries then go back home. She asks if I have had lunch and when I told her no she gave me a tamale from their cooler, the best fucking tamale I have ever had.
So, to clarify, a family that is undoubtedly poorer than you, me, and just about everyone else on that stretch of road, working on a seasonal basis where time is money, took an hour or two out of their day to help some strange dude on the side of the road when people in tow trucks were just passing me by. Wow...
But we aren't done yet. I thank them again and walk back to my car and open the foil on the tamale cause I am starving at this point and what do I find inside? My fucking $20 bill! I whirl around and run up to the van and the guy rolls his window down. He sees the $20 in my hand and just shaking his head no like he won't take it. All I can think to say is "Por Favor, Por Favor, Por Favor" with my hands out. Dude just smiles, shakes his head and, with what looked like great concentration, tried his hardest to speak to me in English:
"Today you.... tomorrow me."
Rolled up his window, drove away, his daughter waving to me in the rear view. I sat in my car eating the best fucking tamale of all time and I just cried. Like a little girl. It has been a rough year and nothing has broke my way. This was so out of left field I just couldn't deal.
In the 5 months since I have changed a couple of tires, given a few rides to gas stations and, once, went 50 miles out of my way to get a girl to an airport. I won't accept money. Every time I tell them the same thing when we are through:
"Today you.... tomorrow me."
tl;dr: long rambling story about how the kindness of strangers, particularly folks from south of the border, forced me to be more helpful on the road and in life in general. I am sure it won't be as meaningful to anyone else but it was seriously the highlight of my 2010.
*edit: To the OP, sorry to jack your thread, this has nothing to do with Hitch Hiking. I sort of thought I could just get this off my chest, enjoy the catharsis and watch the story languish at the bottom of the page. Glad people like hearing the tale and I hope it moves you to be more helpful in your day to day. *
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on March 07, 2017, 10:27:30 AM
The other really good one I read:

What is the laziest thing you've ever done?

Late to the party but this one is too good to pass up:
I was once on a US military ship, having breakfast in the wardroom (officers lounge) when the Operations Officer (OPS) walks in. This guy was the definition of NOT a morning person; he's still half asleep, bleary eyed... basically a zombie with a bagel. He sits down across from me to eat his bagel and is just barely conscious. My back is to the outboard side of the ship, and the morning sun is blazing in one of the portholes putting a big bright-ass circle of light right on his barely conscious face. He's squinting and chewing and basically just remembering how to be alive for today. It's painful to watch.
But then zombie-OPS stops chewing, slowly picks up the phone, and dials the bridge. In his well-known I'm-still-totally-asleep voice, he says "heeeey. It's OPS. Could you... shift our barpat... yeah, one six five. Thanks." And puts the phone down. And then he just sits there. Squinting. Waiting.
And then, ever so slowly, I realize that that big blazing spot of sun has begun to slide off the zombie's face and onto the wall behind him. After a moment it clears his face and he blinks slowly a few times and the brilliant beauty of what I've just witnessed begins to overwhelm me. By ordering the bridge to adjust the ship's back-and-forth patrol by about 15 degrees, he's changed our course just enough to reposition the sun off of his face. He's literally just redirected thousands of tons of steel and hundreds of people so that he could get the sun out of his eyes while he eats his bagel. I am in awe.
He slowly picks up his bagel and for a moment I'm terrified at the thought that his own genius may escape him, that he may never appreciate the epic brilliance of his laziness (since he's not going to wake up for another hour). But between his next bites he pauses, looks at me, and gives me the faintest, sly grin, before returning to gnaw slowly on his zombie bagel.

 :clap:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on March 07, 2017, 10:45:29 AM
A: I grew up with the mexican community, that is how most of them are. They are glad to be here, and have the opportunity, and they work for it. Nobody talks about that. mofos work their asses off doing the stuff we wouldn't. No migrant workers=no tomatoes, peaches, cherries, strawberries...etc and Ketchup!

B: I feel the same as the poster about people stranded on road sides...... Biker=I stop.  Think about that on road trips....

not really a hitchhiker picker upper though.  Though I did let one ride in the back of my truck for 20 miles once. But I had face to face contact with him at a gas station, seemed respectful... dont have a real aversion to it, but every other time iv'e seen one, kids with me. Dont feel comfortable there.

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on March 07, 2017, 10:52:44 AM


What is the laziest thing you've ever done?


thats pretty amazing.  :rofl:

hmmm. ive done some pretty lazy stuff.... usually involving throwing shit away, because I don't wanna go through it.  :rofl:

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 12, 2017, 12:09:48 PM
Educational and hilarious!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuCn8ux2gbs
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on May 12, 2017, 12:22:32 PM
Educational and hilarious!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuCn8ux2gbs

good news!

cooler weather, the floor is no longer lava.  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on May 12, 2017, 12:27:41 PM
WEATHER UPDATE!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on May 12, 2017, 12:39:31 PM
I thoroughly enjoyed that.

 :thumbs:

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on June 08, 2017, 08:34:33 PM
that onion vid I posted earlier:

This is my wife's little cousin, his father actually stood up for me in our wedding. If you knew his dad you would understand how prepared he was for everything. It really was a suprise for Johnny's birthday and he couldn't believe that his dad (who had passed from an unexpected heart attack about two months before) had one last suprise for him on his birthday. His sister had just posted the videoon facebook so the rest of the family could see his reaction and it blew up pretty fast. Johnny gets lessons once a week and playing guitar in his band is everything to him. I actually suprised him with Alice Cooper tickets for him and I to go later in the year. Just such a happy thing for Johny in such a rough time.
Edit: Wow my post blew up just like the video did. Sorry it took so long to update everyone, I'm not able to use my phone at work and just got home. My wife and I are going over to his house now to give him the tickets and read these amazing comments together.


P.S. His dad was one of my groomsmen in my wedding, that's what I meant by "stood up for me".
P.S. #2 Thanks for the gold kind stranger that's a first for me.
P.S. #3 I've seen some people mentioning a meet&greet with Alice Cooper, that would sent him over the moon, any ideas on how I could help make that happen for him?
Edit #2: We are with him now and he sends a huge thanks for all the birthday and well wishes. We are having a great time reading through all the comments and he is hoping Alice sees this as well.
Edit #3: I forgot to include the huge huge thank you for the donations for the lessons and can confirm that the Music Store owner has been in close contact with Johnny and his family.
Edit #4: Proof for the people commenting and sending PM's http://imgur.com/a/4MwDD




check this:
Hey guys, Nita from Alice Cooper here.
Just messaged /u/Pete_Kruse to let him know that I'll take care of passes for John to come backstage and say hi to Alice and the band at our show. I watched this video a bunch of times earlier today before I even knew he was coming to a show, and sent it to a bunch of guitar player friends... such an amazing moment!! Can't wait to meet John and the family!! <3




there's some awesome people out there.  8) 8) 8) :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on June 09, 2017, 08:14:07 AM
that onion vid I posted earlier:

This is my wife's little cousin, his father actually stood up for me in our wedding. If you knew his dad you would understand how prepared he was for everything. It really was a suprise for Johnny's birthday and he couldn't believe that his dad (who had passed from an unexpected heart attack about two months before) had one last suprise for him on his birthday. His sister had just posted the videoon facebook so the rest of the family could see his reaction and it blew up pretty fast. Johnny gets lessons once a week and playing guitar in his band is everything to him. I actually suprised him with Alice Cooper tickets for him and I to go later in the year. Just such a happy thing for Johny in such a rough time.
Edit: Wow my post blew up just like the video did. Sorry it took so long to update everyone, I'm not able to use my phone at work and just got home. My wife and I are going over to his house now to give him the tickets and read these amazing comments together.


P.S. His dad was one of my groomsmen in my wedding, that's what I meant by "stood up for me".
P.S. #2 Thanks for the gold kind stranger that's a first for me.
P.S. #3 I've seen some people mentioning a meet&greet with Alice Cooper, that would sent him over the moon, any ideas on how I could help make that happen for him?
Edit #2: We are with him now and he sends a huge thanks for all the birthday and well wishes. We are having a great time reading through all the comments and he is hoping Alice sees this as well.
Edit #3: I forgot to include the huge huge thank you for the donations for the lessons and can confirm that the Music Store owner has been in close contact with Johnny and his family.
Edit #4: Proof for the people commenting and sending PM's http://imgur.com/a/4MwDD




check this:
Hey guys, Nita from Alice Cooper here.
Just messaged /u/Pete_Kruse to let him know that I'll take care of passes for John to come backstage and say hi to Alice and the band at our show. I watched this video a bunch of times earlier today before I even knew he was coming to a show, and sent it to a bunch of guitar player friends... such an amazing moment!! Can't wait to meet John and the family!! <3




there's some awesome people out there.  8) 8) 8) :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs:

this is YOUR wife's little cousin? or.... just quoting a post?

either way.. thats rad AF!!!  :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs:

I welcome any kind of good news as of late :lol:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on June 09, 2017, 08:38:12 AM
he quoted the post... I went through and read a bunch of comments.... very cool shit!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on June 09, 2017, 08:45:41 AM
side note: you know. if I ever were to meet alice cooper... theres NO way I could get out of there without making him do his waynes world line.

its pronounced mill-e-wok-ay it's Algonquin, for the good land. :rofl:



Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on June 09, 2017, 09:41:32 AM
Sorry, I should have mentioned. Ya, all from a reddit post. Pretty sweet!
and TOTALLY peelz.. I'd have to do the "We're not worthy, we're not worthy"
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on June 09, 2017, 09:52:06 AM
Sorry, I should have mentioned. Ya, all from a reddit post. Pretty sweet!
and TOTALLY peelz.. I'd have to do the "We're not worthy, we're not worthy"

do you think..... like fans do that every day, and he gets tired of it?  :rofl:

oh well too bad Alice. deal with it.

 :conceit:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on June 09, 2017, 10:36:41 AM
Who's Alice Cooper .... is she pretty?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kslzzWD9IPk

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on June 09, 2017, 10:49:07 AM
Who's Alice Cooper .... is she pretty?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kslzzWD9IPk

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: thats hysterical

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on June 09, 2017, 12:32:37 PM
frikkin loved that show!!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on June 09, 2017, 12:59:37 PM
why do you know that quote...
??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on June 09, 2017, 01:05:44 PM
I've seen every episode of Cougar town...
cause that show ROCKS!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on June 09, 2017, 02:05:40 PM
IF he had a vagina, hed be a cougar.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Mad Dog on June 09, 2017, 04:44:18 PM
Never seen it, will go get them all now and watch it.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on June 12, 2017, 08:16:44 AM
IF he had a vagina, hed be a cougar.

that's true AF!!!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 29, 2017, 08:17:44 AM
So SpaceX is disrupting: Satellite development, Rocket development, Rocket launch and services, Internet service infrastructure, and now long distance Earth transport. On top of that they're creating entirely new sectors with tourism/research on the moon and colonization/exploration of Mars.
If a company focused on any individual one of these fields and had any measure of success they'd be a multi-billion dollar company, with SpaceX doing all of them I fully expect them to be a multi-trillion dollar company; and Elon Musk owns over 50% of it.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on September 29, 2017, 08:46:18 AM
So SpaceX is disrupting: Satellite development, Rocket development, Rocket launch and services, Internet service infrastructure, and now long distance Earth transport. On top of that they're creating entirely new sectors with tourism/research on the moon and colonization/exploration of Mars.
If a company focused on any individual one of these fields and had any measure of success they'd be a multi-billion dollar company, with SpaceX doing all of them I fully expect them to be a multi-trillion dollar company; and Elon Musk owns over 50% of it.

just thinking about it happening in MY time, i'm seriously beside myself.  8) plus its just a guy(guys) and his company.

takes progressive visionaries to make the future happen....  :thumbs: 
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on February 28, 2018, 07:50:20 AM
ugh.
FERK cancer. for real.

https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/80mtfq/girl_shared_her_brain_cancer_journey_from_start/
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on February 28, 2018, 08:09:50 AM
ugh.
FERK cancer. for real.

https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/80mtfq/girl_shared_her_brain_cancer_journey_from_start/

right in its ____! :mad:

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on February 28, 2018, 08:46:57 AM
I'll take your word for it... no way am I watching that
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on February 28, 2018, 09:02:33 AM
I'll take your word for it... no way am I watching that

Long story short, this girl 18 years old, bummed about having brain cancer but has a SUPER good positive attitude that she's going to beat this thing and make people aware. Each update you can see how the cancer takes its physical toll on her but she's optimistic through all of it. I've learned more about cancer in the last 3 years than I have ever cared to know. It's a bummer that each case is so unique. Not that anyone should ever go through it, but fukin kids shouldn't need to go through BS like that.

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on February 28, 2018, 09:29:08 AM
I'll take your word for it... no way am I watching that

Long story short, this girl 18 years old, bummed about having brain cancer but has a SUPER good positive attitude that she's going to beat this thing and make people aware. Each update you can see how the cancer takes its physical toll on her but she's optimistic through all of it. I've learned more about cancer in the last 3 years than I have ever cared to know. It's a bummer that each case is so unique. Not that anyone should ever go through it, but fukin kids shouldn't need to go through BS like that.

yeah so.... after pops passed... Moms been slowly divulging some lil factoids. Like it was WAY worse than they let on. But thats how he wanted it. No worries for us. Which I can appreciate, but still. f*** cancer.  :mad: :mad: :mad:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on March 20, 2018, 01:15:40 PM
Interesting read!
https://www.vanityfair.com/culture/2013/05/true-crime-elegante-hotel-texas-murder
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on March 22, 2018, 07:57:41 AM
Interesting read!
https://www.vanityfair.com/culture/2013/05/true-crime-elegante-hotel-texas-murder

thanks.  :thumbs:

one note:

There was a wet spot at the crotch of his blue pajamas, but that wasn’t unusual.

 :conceit:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on March 22, 2018, 12:15:50 PM
Ya, not unusual for people recently deceased.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on March 22, 2018, 01:49:35 PM
Ya, not unusual for people recently deceased.

well i read that as, hes an old man, it happens.  :rofl:

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on June 14, 2018, 08:13:18 AM
Wasn't sure where to post this..

Sometimes we get caught up in the monotonous tasks of our daily life that we forget to let people in or reach out to others. Time flies by too fast to not enjoy it all.


Last month I lost a close friend of mine to cancer, and before he died we got all our buddies together, even ones we hadn't seen in years and we all got fucking hammered, like 30 grown dudes just having the coolest party, had some ladies over, watched movies, played video games and everything. Nobody even mentioned that he was sick, or gave him condolences, we all made him feel alive. We all had a great time.

A couple days after he died, we all got back together to celebrate his life, but honestly it just ended up with 29 grown men crying and telling stories about shit they did together.

Folks, please, take my advice, hang out with your friends, enjoy their presence, because sometime life is a total asshole and throws some curveballs at you.

Carry on fukfaces.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on June 14, 2018, 08:35:08 AM
When Peels dies, ima pour a bunch of beer on his grave (after it passes through my liver first)

thanks for the feels Randy!!

(Just golfed 9 holes with a buddy this morning)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on June 14, 2018, 11:37:29 AM
Im with ya.

life can suck. But, we try enjoy the parts that dont more.  :thumbs:

also. lies, heffer. ill have to plan my wake in fukin Reese michigan to get you there.  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on June 14, 2018, 11:46:57 AM
asshole!!

I travel MANY places.. just not Dumpwater Iowa
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on June 14, 2018, 12:50:38 PM
Rando dont worry about sharing.... peels' all fulla feels these days....age maybe?  very sorry to hear about your friend. Shoulda said something... we had some tots and pears to give you. 

:thumbs: :rofl:

got a long read for ya. perspective on where I am at as a human being. if you followed meh fb or insta (just started using it again lol) youd see this stuff. its about soccer so pre-warning.....

i know you guys like to hate on it -it cracks me up-its hilarious.... but something has woken up inside of me this year...in like an "ive found my calling" sorta way. Now Iv'e always enjoyed the sport... in fact, its the only one i really enjoy -i hate sports mostly, unless they involve engines lol.   Iv'e always coached kids soccer in some way....save for a few years pre-parenthood. Its just in my blood....and in a way I feel connected to my dad, whom I for some reason, miss terribly lately. He did the same for me, when I came home at 4 yrs old, and said i wanted to play.  He only knew the sport from watching it from the tower of his aircraft carrier.....but immediately got involved, coaching. I played at top league in my city in Cali... then got moved to Iowa, where...soccer is an afterthought. Still played but patchy and we drove everywhere. Then it mostly stopped when I turned 18. I explained it to a couple other coaches... and parents. ...Iv'e been alone with this sport with pent-up excitement for some 20+yrs.... Only watching games alone, coaching kids...letting my fanboyness out in little bits. Now, meeting all these folks into it, who arent a-holes, kids who are excited.. im like that volcano in Hawaii. Its pouring outta me like lava destroying everything in its path.  :rofl:

This year, I started coaching(and Colin started playing) in the local "club" team-higher level training, competition etc.. I always had reservations about it, cost, travel... is it worth it, will he enjoy no longer being the biggest fish, are the parents dickhead rich people with flatbilled hats and neck tats... :rofl: etc. The problem with the sport in this country vs others....it isnt part of our culture.. Only kids with money play it, the lower income people are left behind due to this..    comparatively, anyways. Other countries, its in their culture. Much like baseball, or basketball here. I mean... Drive by most (not ours) suburban home, kids are outside emulating Lebron, Michael Jordan, or (insert baseball person-i hate on baseball like you guys hate on soccer  :rofl: ) Free play and self discovery is what makes you better, not coaches screaming at you. (this is also true in life)  I hate that type of environment, and was glad to see the folks I'm working with are not that way at ALL. They dont "cut" kids. just move them between teams for more development. THey also dont force the kids to be at practice, or tell them they cant play other sports, which is annoying. My whole goal is more kids playing better. that cant come from above. Also, i dont care if they play other sports, but my second goal, is to create an environment where they dont want to.  8) SO, cant change things unless you get involved.....

The group I took over, the 11u team (11 yrs or under) The coach is who brought us in. he was doing 2 teams. 11 and 12's. Excellent coach, just stretched himself-seemed stressed. He starts buggin me... i'm thinking about it...not seriously though-sports should be fun, but.... Colin is crushing other kids at rec level....to an unfair level He was invited to play along as guest player. I watched-Kids seem unengaged..bored....  lol so I agree to just attend a coaches meeting-no more.  The director. an englishman, awesome dude. Buys me a couple pints of Guinness.... the Chairman, who i know...sort of... and looks uber familiar... We leave the meeting, i still wasn't decided. See him in parking lot.... He hands me a jacket, with my name embroidered on it. And says "your dad probably smiling down like a motherf**ker right now" Now, you guys know, I have exactly zero level of spirituality, and dont believe in "Smiling down" but ill be got damned if it didnt touch my non existent soul. and confuse me -because -who is this guy? :lol: He looks at me, "you dont recognize me do you?" me: "sort of, should i?" well. My dad and I had coached him in the inaugural season for Jr HIgh Soccer in our little Iowa town (that hated the sport publicly) and said that was the best time in his life.  so, though proud. yes, I am very old. lmao

So, this spring, Me and Colin roll in ridiculous soccer fans..one season i've got these little shits lighting up like Christmas trees. Kids having a blast, getting better....parents all up in my grill thanking me... now, were playing in leagues of teams that are well above our learning level... so they lost a ton. But... this very last game out under the lights.... I got to do one of my favorite routines. I gave the kids their formation and lineup, then walked away, said "you know what im gonna say, Im just a fan until you guys need me" Walked over to the sidelines, coached the parents instead. Told them i need them loud, make sure the boys know youre behind em. Well, My boys scored first, early, then held on, against a waaaay better organized and experienced team, that also played well. Of course, Some kids, still not so good, need help. One of those kids, little chubby kid...I let him play at the beginning... late in game hes sittin' on the bench, i have him go in 5 minutes left and tell him to be tough dont let anyone in (also tell couple better players this is happening and to cover him). He looks at me. Almost tears up, "wow, i get to play in the final! my basketball coach would never let me play at all" goes in crushes it lol. Peels' little fragile Heart was bleeding.....  Parents on the sidelines...cheering...singing chants. it was amazing. Same kid, we had our last practice yesterday.... I Asked him how his summers been going, and how baseball was. "i quit baseball, soccer's my sport, coach" fuk yeah i win i win....  :clap: :rofl: I have more smily stories from this that have been lighting me up inside...but....IM pretty sure Ive bored you guys already so ill end here.. I mean 3 paragraphs of soccer..... :yawn:

Quite happy, All my kids registered to play again-100% return rate -plus two additional signups - after my first season. It's Never happened before they tell me.  8)

Basically, Its more than just a sport to me. We're making responsible young men who WANT to succeed, not just expect that they will. But, doing it, using a sport IM obsessed with so.... 


:thumbs:

ok you can wake up now soccer chat is over.  :rofl:





Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on June 14, 2018, 12:56:17 PM
asshole!!

I travel MANY places.. just not Dumpwater Iowa

thanks for posting my exact point.  :rofl:

 :conceit:

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Hefe on June 14, 2018, 12:57:43 PM
good story Peels.. so touching I'm just gonna let the "young men wanting to succeed" line pass by with no "Suck-seed" comments at all!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on June 14, 2018, 01:05:08 PM
good story Peels.. so touching I'm just gonna let the "young men wanting to succeed" line pass by with no "Suck-seed" comments at all!

this is simply impossible.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on June 14, 2018, 01:45:30 PM
Peelz, that's a wonderful story. I bet they may be able to get the women's home shopping network to pick it up and do a story on it.
:rofl:


































:rofl: that's really awesome though. I'm really excited to see what Kelvin gets into. Will he be into traditional sports or esports, or music. I don't care but I'm excited to get excited with him. If I could be as excited as you sound about soccer with anything. That would be awesome. haha
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on June 14, 2018, 02:40:11 PM
Peelz, that's a wonderful story. I bet they may be able to get the women's home shopping network to pick it up and do a story on it.
:rofl:



:rofl: that's really awesome though. I'm really excited to see what Kelvin gets into. Will he be into traditional sports or esports, or music. I don't care but I'm excited to get excited with him. If I could be as excited as you sound about soccer with anything. That would be awesome. haha

LMAO.  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: its lifetime afternoon movie special all the way. LOL

but. if he does go that way.... let me know if i can help you.  fo realz.

Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 25, 2018, 09:20:16 AM
A speedrunner by the name of Kosmic just became the first person to beat Super Mario Bros. in 4 minutes and 55 seconds. Literally less than one second away from a perfect run!


Pretty nuts hahaha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gum4GI2Jr0s
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on September 25, 2018, 09:51:36 AM
A speedrunner by the name of Kosmic just became the first person to beat Super Mario Bros. in 4 minutes and 55 seconds. Literally less than one second away from a perfect run!


Pretty nuts hahaha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gum4GI2Jr0s

wow.  ::)

challenge in my house still hasnt been met. kids arent allowed to make fun of us about gaming until they can beat mario 3.  :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 25, 2018, 09:54:52 AM
TedTalk about a black man attending KKK  rallies. Pretty interesting stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORp3q1Oaezw
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on September 27, 2018, 11:56:34 AM
This Day, 20 Years Ago: Mark McGwire hits #70. Phil Ozersky, a fan making $30K a year, catches the ball. The Cardinals ask him for the ball for a signed bat, ball & jersey. Ozersky says he also wants to meet McGwire. McGwire says no. 3 months later, Ozersky sells ball for $3.05M.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on September 27, 2018, 02:30:12 PM
This Day, 20 Years Ago: Mark McGwire hits #70. Phil Ozersky, a fan making $30K a year, catches the ball. The Cardinals ask him for the ball for a signed bat, ball & jersey. Ozersky says he also wants to meet McGwire. McGwire says no. 3 months later, Ozersky sells ball for $3.05M.

 :rofl:   :clap:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Cammy on January 14, 2019, 02:18:19 PM
This Day, 20 Years Ago: Mark McGwire hits #70. Phil Ozersky, a fan making $30K a year, catches the ball. The Cardinals ask him for the ball for a signed bat, ball & jersey. Ozersky says he also wants to meet McGwire. McGwire says no. 3 months later, Ozersky sells ball for $3.05M.

:lol: what goes around comes around.
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on January 16, 2019, 07:21:44 AM
Today in History:
 In 1991, the White House announced the start of Operation Desert Storm to drive Iraqi forces out of Kuwait. (Allied forces prevailed on Feb. 28, 1991.)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on January 16, 2019, 08:46:50 AM
Today in History:
 In 1991, the White House announced the start of Operation Desert Storm to drive Iraqi forces out of Kuwait. (Allied forces prevailed on Feb. 28, 1991.)

with lilbuddha in tow.  :)
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Krandall on January 23, 2019, 08:48:50 AM

Having kids is like having little broke bestfriends that think you're rich
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on January 23, 2019, 08:50:05 AM

Having kids is like having little broke bestfriends that think you're rich

 :rofl:

little ingrates!
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on April 28, 2020, 11:49:57 AM
the bike my son and I have been working on.... 1978 kawasaki KZ200 perfect bike to learn on.

drug it out of a milk barn. rusty as hell. new head gasket...throttle cable... etc etc etc.

he painted it plasti dip blaze orange.  :rofl:
Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
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Title: Re: Off Topic Bullsh*t Thread Volume XXIV
Post by: Peelz on May 26, 2022, 09:26:56 AM
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same. I was thinking who I could send that to.  :rofl: